Completely silent orgasm edition
"Oh no!" Will moaned. "How can such a beautiful creature hang out with such a beast?" he asked almost desperate with an 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore' face. Something sparkled in Will. When he looked at Taide he really saw a beautiful person. His eyes widened. Before he could think anything he had a crush on her. He was sure Jay was just in one of those phases when he had to lie just to get some attention. He'd never like Taide for real. He was a wanker who will never get a girlfriend only maybe the most desperate girl on world. Will was nice. He could talk to Taide without any fear to reject him. Jay wouldn't mind. In few days he'll find some new wanking material.
Who unintentional, unwilling participant in /nofap 2016/ here?
Why hasn't he messaged me back, lads.
where do i find a gf that isn't a normie lads?
>manage to fall asleep at a decent hour
>wake up 2 hours later with my heart pounding, limbs feel weak, panicky
"Oh, hello boys."
"Hi Mrs. Mackenzie." All three of them said at once.
"Is Will ready?" Simon asked.
"Let me check out." She said and turned around. "Will!" she called him.
"Leave me alone! I'm not going!" they heard his muffled voice from his room.
"Will. Your friends are waiting. Come on."
"Ugh… fine." After a minute he appeared with a grumpy face. "Bye mom."
"Goodbye sweetheart. Have fun. Bye boys."
"Bye Mrs. Mackenzie." They all said again at once.
"Can you stop doing this?"
"What?" Simon asked.
"Saying everything in one voice! What are you; the Bent Trio?"
Neil laughed. "The Bent Trio! Nice one."
"It refer to you, you idiot." Simon reminded him. Neil became a bit puzzled and then followed them down the block. "So? Why the long face?"
I'm out of absolute, fuck me lads
Please put on a fanfic trip, I want to filter you
>>52930197
Were your palms sweaty?
>>52930197
want some valium lad? i've got loads
>>52930164
That's what normies do. You must be patient. how long ago do you text her?
I love the guitars
>>52930199
>mom
finished The Intouchables
great film
>Idris Elba is an OBE
Institutional racism against whites
>>52930231
Sure lad, just ship it over
>>52930272
might take a while, US shipping is a pain in the arse
i ordered some stickers off zazzle like 2 weeks ago and they've still not shown up
"I'll be right back." She said to the boys and went to Kerry. Jay checked her body out when she left and then looked at Will with an angry face.
"You wanker…" he said.
"What's with you?" Will asked.
"Go back to jacking off over your mom and briefcase, she's my catch!"
"Really? I haven't really seen any interest for you on her."
"Because I can't have a normal conversation with her because of your Jolly Well Spoken bent phrases!"
"You're the one no one can have a normal conversation with anyone. Whatever she'll say you'll answer with a perverted statement like you always do."
"Wohoa!" Simon smiled. "I smell jealousy!"
"I'm not jealous! I'm just sick of him."
"Jay, if you're not able to get that girl I won't just stand here and do nothing about it." Will said.
"I had plenty of pussy before. I know exactly what I'm doing and I sense that my cock is reaching his target in her trousers."
"That sounded like and virgin with great expectations."
>>52930265
What exactly has he done? I only know him from Luther
>>52930297
He was Mumbles in Rock N Rolla
Finally going to bed. Good night and happy new year /Brit/.
>7am on NYD
>awake, hungover and watching black cheerleaders on BBC News 24
help
>>52930290
How long does it normally take to get things from the rest of the civilized world?
>>52930248
Have also seen it. Good film lad
going to watch Taxi Driver now
>>52930297
He's going to be rejected as the next James Bond, this is a pre-emptive blow softener
>>52930316
dunno
it's pretty quick from the UK but I guess Americans are just lazy
"I wasn't expecting you here. Especially not with them." Seth said and looked at Neil, Will, Simon and Jay with a despising look on his face.
"I prefer a normal sociable company over you." She said and forced a quick smile hoping he'll leave.
"Them? Sociable? Please… Not really the 'kiddas' I'd chose." He said trying to imitate her accent. That pissed her off.
"You have a mingin taste dun. Who's that? Have you been copy-pasted and put into capitals?"
"Don't get too hilarious."
"Oi, listen you bumder, if you don't have anything smart to say get the fuck away and leave her alone you stupid walking waist of oxygen and spunk!" Jay stepped forward and yelled on Seth later realizing his older brother was inches away. He took a step forward and cracked his knuckles.
"Time to go." Simon quickly said and rushed out. Will pulled Taide because she forgot to run. Seth's brother didn't take to much time to chase them. He gave up after few steps but they continued running until they were around 30 meters away. They stopped and took few breaths and looked back to make sure no one was chasing them.
>>52930248
I've been meaning to watch it for like a year now
any bros in here? pewdiepie bro army?
>>52930325
>tfw you will never be as funny and charming as driss
>>52930351
BRO FIST
>2095 is 79 years from now
>>52930351
He would never have that level of popularity if he wasn't good looking
Once again showing how good looking people live on easy mode
i was outside and i heard my neighbours kid asking him for rice and he was all like "no rice, this is australia. sausage sandwich" haha what a lad
>>52930331
Thats good
>>52930384
please pass this message along to them
"fuck off murderer"
Done a shitpost on /gsg/
"Blowy."
"I said please don't lie."
"Alright, alright, she gave me a hand job."
They all pointed at him. "Knew it was bollocks… but still. Is it the truth?"
Jay bit his lips thinking hard how to convince them in another lie.
"Double bollocks!" Neil said. Jay rolled his eyes. "You're such a saddo."
"At least he tries." Simon said.
"Lies, actually." Will said. "Maybe he got a boner again and just spunked in his pants."
"Want to see it?" Jay asked and jumped on the trampoline and they started hitting, jumping and laughing. Taide came in with her shoes in her hands looking at them confused.
"You have no idea how straight that looks…" she grinned. They stopped for a moment and laughed at each other.
"Hey, should we get her?" Simon hinted on her. All four of them looked at her and grinned to themselves. Suddenly they rushed towards her and grabbed her again laughing, tickling and simply having good time.
>>52930384
vegemite sandwich
i've never watched a single pediepie video.
the second he opens his mouth, just....
New gimmick: manfanny
>you were born a little too early to see 2100
>you were born a little too late to avoid the next great global conflict
wew
>>52930526
>blonde
>freckles
Lost the genetic lottery there, sorry love
very good film
all of you should watch it
"I can't believe you just said that you'd want to marry Carli though! My Carli!"
Will rolled his eyes. "For goodness sake, it's hypothetical. It's not really going to happen. And she's not 'your Carli' anyway, so I'll marry her if I bloody well please."
The massively offended look on his friend's face amused Will greatly, and he made absolutely no effort to hide that fact. Simon's horrified expression quickly melted into a wicked grin as he watched Will take another mouthful of wine.
"Alright then, here's one for you. Me, Jay and Neil: snog, marry, avoid?"
>>52930577
mate
those are the two best things
@52930600
Fuck off with this shite.
>>52930577
rasheed
*throws a shrimp on the barby*
>>52930577
t. alberto barbosa
>>52930703
its barbie you fucking yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0tk_p45eo
>>52930100
"Urgh, wind-up! What is it with girls and fucking talking?"
"Yeah, talkin'!" Neil paused to take a swig from his can. "Wasn't sure if I liked 'er or not at first. But I give 'er a goodnight snog. S'ppose I must like 'er a bit if I bothered snoggin' 'er."
"Nah, a snog's just one of those things, innit? If it didn't go beyond that, you may as well have just shook hands."
Throughout this exchange, Will had been continuously watching Simon's troubled face out of the corner of his eye. He'd remained motionless for the most part, staring vacantly at the floor, but raised his head sharply as soon as the topic of kissing came up. As blue eyes reluctantly met his, Will offered up yet another gentle smile. Simon flinched in response, tearing his gaze away from Will and readjusting his sitting position to turn his body towards his other friends. Will barely resisted the urge to tut at such ridiculousness. Simon's almost fearful reaction made it seem as though Will had savagely beaten him the other night, not simply beaten him off!
>>52930851
s-sorry
who here /smallwilly/
>>52930866
me
its something like 4.9 or so
>>52930908
>mfw long dicks cant run as fast or as comfortably
literally lmaoing
taking my shirt and pants off to go run in the snow
>>52930866
I've never measured it, but I think I'm just a bit below average
It looks really small though because I'm tall as fuck
enjoy being french and having big willy genes
always thought I was average until i realized how tiny most people were.
>>52930866
>>52930908
How many girls have you had sex with lads?
6 days to christmas
>>52931024
5 successfully - a few unsuccessfully
age 21
>>52931024
lol
>>52931067
>a few unsuccessfully
wot
>>52931067
fuck off normie
>>52931094
been too drunk or nervous
think I have low testosterone
>>52931094
>>52931094
I understand what he's saying, I've had a few situations where I could've fucked a girl but didn't for one reason or another
>>52931083
Someday you will fuck an IDF qt and we will all live vicariously through you lad ;_;7
post your absolutely MAAAAAD desktop lads
THE BEAST
IS TAKING OBER
>>52931139
>I've had a few situations where I could've fucked a girl but didn't
I don't get it, how could you get to the point of sex and then just not have sex. Unless you're seriously over-estimating your chances and counting times some bird flirted with you in a bar for 5 minutes as a chance for sex.
>>52931083
ur rich though u nong just use that ffs
casual sex w/ girls and casual sex w/ prostitutes isnt too different
>>52931172
>>52931185
whiskey dick in my case
not sure about the yank
>>52931172
Aren't you embarrassed when people see that?
>>52931206
S-STOP POSTING ME
>>52931224
>whiskey dick
Not a thing, you might just be gay
>>52931226
> when people see that
well laa-dee-fucking-daa, everyone check out Normie Nigel over here with his fancy friends
As he nuzzled into Will, Simon felt himself beginning to calm. He sniffled, catching Will's scent, then deliberately breathed it in deeper. It was light and oaky and soothing; a dramatic contrast with the harsh balsamic notes of the perfume that had set his stomach churning the previous evening. He shuddered at that thought. What the hell was wrong with him? Just what the fuck had happened to change things between them so dramatically? It wasn't supposed to be like this! Will wasn't supposed to smell amazing, or make him feel so good with an embrace. His kisses weren't supposed to taste magical. The very sight of his kindly smile wasn't supposed to make Simon's entire world seem less shit. This wasn't meant to feel so fucking perfect...
Simon inclined his head up a little way, tasting his own tears as he pressed his mouth lightly against pale skin. He felt Will's pulse quicken against his lips and pressed harder. Then again, and again. Will sighed absently, the gentle suckling at his neck making him shiver. When he finally registered what was actually happening, he pulled back to look at Simon. The instant their eyes met, Simon lunged forward and kissed Will hard. A euphoric sense of relief washed over him, like a drug addict indulging in another precious fix. Withdrawal had been painful; he needed this so fucking badly, it hurt. Will felt determined fingers slide into his hair and tighten as Simon took total possession of him. He barely hesitated in relenting as Simon's eager tongue prised his lips apart. The taste of cheap vodka was slightly off-putting, but not enough to snap him out of how stunned he was over this latest twist in their tale. All he could think of was how good it felt to kiss Simon again, the potential fallout of doing so suddenly seeming inconsequential.
>I have an anime themed desktop
doing a hangover
>>52931185
Well, I've had more sex than most people my age so if I'm alone with a girl and we're making out and it's getting hot but I don't actually feel like doing it I won't make myself and just excuse myself. usually cause I've been drinking and don't really like the girl. Also I've been directly propositioned by (sober) liberated womyn feminsts on a few occasions and turned it down, pls be proud of me
>>52931239
yeah that's probably what it is, I'm probably gay, you're right thanks lad thanks for that cheers otherwise I wouldnt have realised I dislike girls yeah cheers lad good stuff glad you have it all sorted probs accounts for all of my lads who have had whiskey dick cos theyre defintely gay yeah cheers lid np bruv thanks
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10017305/1/
this ones actually quite good
*sneezes and blows his nose*
Sorry, friend
>>52931172
>>52931302
bless you
Long we've tossed on the rolling main
Oftentimes have we laid out, toil nor danger fearing,
Tugging out the flapping sail to the weather earing.
When the middle watch was on, and the time went slow, boy,
Who could choose a rousing stave, who like Jack or Joe, boy?
Number seven starboard mess Mrs Jack and Joe now.
>>52931302
sorry this *backflips behind you and snaps your neck* say goodnight!
>>52931283
Don't listen to that mean pom
Come here and lay down next to me
>>52931330
*farts on your leg*
real early bird hours
who tf (slept through NYE and) just woke up
>>52931347
kek idc, lad is def a spaz or a teenager if he literally considers whiskey dick a sign of being gay
*falls asleep in the middle of typing this po
>>52931378
I'm D-tf
>>52931172
>>52931396
haha wake up lad you have (You)s to get
>>52931396
*punches your head while your asleep for the laughs* ahaha
>>52931380
I've had it before, I've had a girl saying "so what are we gonna do after we fuck" but didn't strip her cause I knew her being a 6 + too much wine = whisky dick. I've had it with gfs before. If you haven't had WD, you haven't had enough sex
>asked santa for a gf & hall-effect keyboard
>didn't get either
>>52930100
fucking spooks
>>52931378
hello again lad
like the night before
and the night before that
and the one before that too
>>52931495
how'd you play it off la?
i either give the ol' "ah it's me medication tbf" or the "I've got alot of my mind"
>>52930100
Listened to this probably literally 25 times now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q
>>52931589
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>>52930851
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
"No, I won't! And it does matter, so just fucking say it, Jay! If you feel strongly enough about this to treat me the way that you do, at least have the fortitude to open your fucking mouth and explain yourself! For once in your life, cut the fucking bullshit and just tell me what you want from me!"
Without warning, Jay lunged forward and grabbed Will by the upper arms. Will was fully expecting to be forced out of the door, but was dragged in the opposite direction instead. The next thing he knew, he had been all but flung onto his back on Jay's bed. Before his sharp mind could contemplate escape, he was pounced upon. Jay straddled Will's legs, pressing his hands down onto the other boy's shoulders and pinning him against the mattress. Will suddenly realised his glasses had been knocked off, but even his blurred vision didn't conceal the frenzied look on the face looming directly above his.
watching Taxi Driver
depressing film
70s NY looks depressing too
>>52931637
NY was a depressing shithole and general embarrassment to the USA right up until 9/11, when it sudenly (and conveniently) got untold billions of dollars thrown at it.
It was all a scam
>>52931588
Well, no real excuses tbqh. First time I just put it in soft and played along without saying anything and then ate it. Second time I was in a room with my best m8 who was shagging his gf so I took the girl downstairs, she told me I was pissing her off and then ten minutes later I was hard and did it. Third time I just said "tonight's not the night, I just don't feel like it" and took my leave but she didn't want to meet again after that, think she felt insulted. Another time I was in England and trying to shag a bird but was in the middle of a field in broad daylight and not really turned on so she just blew me and I stuck it in as it was and then said sorry, maybe another time. Nothing for it but just to find another girl I guess haha :/
>>52931677
Actually it started getting better when Giuliani became mayor
>>52931677
you are an absolute spastic I swear
>>52931731
then where did all the money the CIA used to cover their 9/11 tracks go?
i'm going to get cancer from this film it's so fucking shit
into the overrated trash pile it goes
>>52931756
BANE?
>>52931756
What
Simon, who was also 5, was in the car with his heavily pregnant mother. "I don't wanna go to skewl mammy!," he bawled while throwing a world-class tantrum, "It not fair! You and Daddy down't have to go!". Pamela Cooper sat in the car and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Alright Si, I'll put it another way," grumbling angrily to herself more than the child, "You go to school, now when I drop you off, or I can let you out of the car right now and you can walk on your first day." Now of course the child heard everything he wasn't supposed to. "Mummy stop the car. I will walk. I wuwd wather walk than spend any more time in this car with you!". , sick of her childs selfish attitude and not watching the road, or pavement, slammed the brakes on and pulled up onto the curb narrowly missing a scruffy looking child with dark hair.
>>52931766
Taxi Driver?
you're mad lid - its a great film
>>52931784
Would you shut the fuck up?
Also who /select only 3 out of 4 gift box tiles but still get to post/ here?
>>52931803
Fuck off if you don't like it. I quite enjoy it
Everyone was out by now and Jay was on his own. His father had gone to the pub; he always did whatever it was he was meant to be doing. Well it was to the pub or the woman Jay suspected he was having an affair with.
Jay heard the front door slam loudly, then heavy drunken footsteps travelling up the stairs. His bedroom door then swung open, to reveal his, far from sober, father at the door. The next thing Jay knew, he was being dragged out of bed, down stairs and into the living room. Terry then started to hit him harder and harder. (I'm not going to go into any more detail than this next little bit, but you can imagine what happens next I think.) Also Jay would get be forced to touch Terry every now and then until he was satisfied.
The worst part of this is that Jay was actually used to this all.
>>52931815
I do like it but I like gaming the system even more tea bee h 8)
Back from work, lads.
Worked 11 hours, made £140, ate 2 free sirloins, and got hit on by a gay physicist.
Not bad, all things considered.
>>52931833
>working on new years
>>52931785
I could tell after 5 minutes its was going to be shite
im playing runescape lads
>>52931826
I haven't even seen a Captcha in six months
Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's NONE that can compaaa-are.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.
God Americans are so fucking ignorant it's insane, the UK had a 30 year long civil war that only ended in the 1990's, there was a genocide of Muslims in the Balkans in the 90's, there is a war in the Ukraine right now. Nationalism is on the rise all over Europe. Europeans are not as soft as Americans and not as easily controlled by propaganda, the multicultural propaganda that works so well in the US doesn't fly which is why cuckold porn is so massive in the US but not in Europe. France has already expelled the Gypsies despite criticism. So to hear a country where white births are a literal minority which elected a black man twice act like they know how to handle ethnics is hilarious.
>>52931824
That's heartbreaking
>>52931846
I'm a bartender at events. Holidays pay the most by far. Plus it was better than spending it here, with you fucks.
>>52931859
Not everyone is made of money
>>52931871
shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>52931890
That's good because then I'd be in trouble
Drinking out of my limited edition Star Wars™: The Force Awakens™ Movie Cup
heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>52931968
No such thing as heaven
t. practicing Jew
no such thing as heaven.
t. athiest
hot out
>>52931974
False
mexican weather
IMAX is fucking shit
>>52931974
GET OUT OF PALESTINE
*explodes*
t. moderate Muslim
Before Will could protest further a shrill ring of the doorbell ended the debate.
"Who could that be?" Alison wondered as she glanced her wrist watch.
"I don't believe this forty five minutes early."
The young couple made their way over to the door wondering who it could be.
"Neil probably got confused." Will concluded as he opened the door.
To Will's surprise or what he would describe as horror, stood at the door with two suitcases at his side and looking rather worse for wear, was his father.
"Hey son, how about you let your old dad use your spare room?"
Can see my breath indoors, lads.
Time to get out the sleeping bag.
Suck my dick, british gas.
@52932010
give me my fucking (You) right now before i get... angry...
>>52932036
I have to take a hot shower before sprinting to bed ;_;7
>>52932061
>Commuters will be paying 25% more for rail season tickets on average since David Cameron took office
REEEEEEEEE. I wouldn't mind UK based privatisation but considering all our train lines are partly owned by Germany, France, Holland and Hong Kong governments; why are we giving them out money???
We invented the bloody train Cameron.
@52932052
what are u gonna do? roll over to me on ur fat cart and yell at me some more?
rate
The groups attention was caught by the sound of Neil and Lisa shouting from the living room where they had left them a mere minute ago.
"Blow harder, blow harder, blow harder." Neil shouted repeatedly.
"I can't it's too big."
A smirk formed across Jay's face as he heard what was going on before winking at Will.
"There will be no funny business in this house." Will declared before charging through to put a stop to their antics.
As he arrived he was stopped dead in his tracks and he couldn't help wonder whether Neil and Lisa getting off on the floor would've been the more preferable option.
To his horror he found Neil and Lisa stood around the Christmas tree that was engulfed in flames, filling the room with black smoke and they were trying to put it out using the same method someone would use to blow out candles on a cake.
"Oh look my tree has spontaneously combusted." Will raged before whipping out his phone to call the fire brigade.
@52932079
yes
>>52932100
Totally puritan
My mother was an Arab from Jordan, I was raised with no religion only celebrating Christian holidays as part of British culture. My Mum was Muslim and got into an argument with her family over an arranged married and left them, Fearing being honour killed she came to the UK and became secular. She hates Islam and Pakis. She doesn't even want us to accept refugees because they'll bring their culture with them. Love her desu.
>>52932061
I bought a swedish mountaineering sleeping bag from clas ohlson on clearance.
Now I have the insulative powers of a harp seal.
>>52932127
She sounds good lad
But now Simon was through moping after Carley and was even now enjoying his time with her. Which included snogging her in the school corridor much to the disgust of Mr Gilbert and envy of Mark Donovan who caught them one day and commented "Jesus Cooper good thing you ain't pining after D'amato anymore but still you could do better than Brown". Normally by this stage Simon would have reacted to that remark but Tara got there before him by yelling at Donovan "Piss off Baldimort". Try as he might Simon could not help laughing and it was true that Donovan resembled a chavy version of the villain from Harry Potter.
Donovan looked as though someone had hit him with a sledgehammer and all his macho behavior vanished and he took off down the corridor.
"I swear he makes Will seem normal" Tara said crossly. It was clear she still resented him for making her mate Kerry cry at Neil's 18th birthday party. Simon had to admit Will could be a twat but he was not better himself with the opposite gender Carley among them.
"You wanna come over to mine love" Simon offered "Hell yeah" squeaked Tara bubbly as ever.
>>52932127
You're still a Rasheed.
>>52932135
"Arp arp" for my pallid hide, bold mountaineer
>>52932127
she can stay.
>>52932127
are you wealthy by any chance
sent some embarrassing texts while completely sober last night haha
just fucking got pked while cutting trees ffs
>>52932238
dont play on a pvp server then
>>52932256
dont tell me how to live my life
>>52932238
what trees are even in the wildy lad
>>52932301
i wasnt in wildy it was on deadman mode
>>52932236
Lower middle class
>>52932313
see >>52932256 and don't complain lad
>>52932394
wasnt complaining desu just updating my fans
>>52932394
Reckon he was trying to avoid people
>being a regular of /brit/ in 2016
>>52932421
bing bong
Love her more than anything
>>52932456
_that_ old baggage?
gunna play AoE to be honest my lads
ciao amigos x
>>52932456
her hat is gay...
sag'd
>>52932476
don't go ;_;
>>52932505
Wasn't he in the Crocodile Dundee?
>>52932505
Nige needs to gay-marry Trump for fast-track US citizenship and then run for VP on a platform of Pom-Yank solidarity
awful depressing film
has ruined my mood completely, I need to watch a comedy after this or something
>>52932539
you could say that lid
because, truly, he is inside all of us
waiting
knowing
*salutes*
>>52932553
>Yank saying "Pom"
>>52932568
*salutes back*
mhm
>>52932558
you found it depressing because you're an uncultured piece of furniture you blundering village idiot
>>52932558
I watched all of Dark place last night, was good.
>>52932592
That was just lazy, nigger
>>52932592
stop defending your literal trash
lads, why do yanks sound so annoying? no wonder they're mental, having to listen to that racket.
>>52932642
sorry can't hear you, furniture
>>52932650
You live on a little shitty island with shitty women and shitty weather.
>>52930164
hey princess, sorry i was late but i made it by 10 mins
>>52932686
LOL ffs
Happy Birthday to 90% of all Steam users xD
>>52932685
Why offend all of us just because of one rude person?
>men's shirts have buttons on the opposite side to women's
How the hell didn't I know this until now
>>52932553
where did you learn the word pom. I thought yanks said limey?
hello lads
howre you gettin on ???
>>52932710
:3 <3
doing an order 66
yanks and poms smell like tom
yanks and poms smell like tom!
>>52932740
was good until you arrived
>>52932738
We don't say either. No one has said limey for 70 years
applied for a job today lads
can't wait to be called a billionaire
>>52932751
>Australians are fucking stupid
>go to the meetup
>be at starbucks for 7
>see a paki coming
>meme to my self "pakis OUT"
>he approaches me
>"alri lad, >moyes"
>>moyes was the secret password
>wait for others
>nobody comes
>spend my new year with a mentally ill paki
b-best new year ever haha
>>52932741
I forgive you
KAREN
A
R
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>>52932768
fuck off billionaire
>>52932768
>t. trillionaire
>>52932768
you're not going to get it haha
What's the oldest meme from /brit/ you can remember
>>52932815
Only been posting here during Christmas home from Uni
>>52932806
I know but a boy can dream
>>52932815
the one where we all pretend to be gay haha
>>52932855
>pretend
made this meme alds
>>52932847
go back to the dreamtime where u belong kid
still reading this 'p*rnhub comments on stock photos' tumblr haha and here i was thinking tumblr was just for sjw rants and porn fetishes!
this cunt finally responded to my texts the delay fuck wit
gonna tell him off when i see him
Anyone else here love Anime?
lads do people from the same/similar star sign get along better
>>52932815
Crisps
>>52932934
australia
YES
>>52932937
no opposites
opposite of your sign is attracted to you
what's your star?
>>52932933
ur mate could just be a bit slow, it takes me a while to think of a decent reply most of the time haha
>>52932937
Depends...
>>52932937
No
Opposites attract
>last night
>at the meetup
>decide to get a filthy takeaway
>walk in
>see this
>"what you havin lad?"
wat do
>>52932957
aquarius lad, never met another aquarius before though
don't know lad, I've been doing some thinking
i know some tauruses and they are right cunts, utter turbo normies
>>52932929
Thank you for reminding me of that after all these years
Think I actually proper damaged my knee yesterday
Can't put any weight on it now hahaha
>>52932929
>>52933010
moar pls
>>52933023
>>52932977
>ey mate, could i please have some butterchicken
ye sure, will that be all?
>yes thanks
alri, that'll be 7 quid 25 pence
>cheers, have a good one
>>52933032
>>52933061
look at that jaw
ahahahaha a cuck themed one lads
>Receive fancy new year best wishes messages
>Just answer "thanks! you too!"
What do ffs
>>52933096
invite them to the box of night
>>52933096
are you algerian
>>52933115
Sorry our french teaching methods are so shit tier
>>52933128
No, Brittany t b h
>>52933114
this meme's got a lot of layers to it
>>52933149
>>52933096
search new year wishes on google
>>52933149
Thought it was a tablet at first, there's one
>>52930866
Just a bit over 3 Inches's. Endup my life.
