daily reminder that you will never live in Russia
thx God, oh wait...
>>33081408
Daily reminder that you will always live in Russia.
>>33081463
I will.
>>33081408
Nobody wants to live in a shithole.
>>33081592
You shouldn't. Because Russia will collapse someday.
>>33081408
I thank for the reassuring words but I'd like to hear this promise from Putin before I believe it.
>>33081408
>>33081408
This glorious feel when your father moved from there.
>tfw you will live in russia
>>33082013
I hope he taught you russian language?
>>33081408
fuck i hope
>>33081697
I mean that one day Russia will invade baltics again, is just matter of time.
thank you based god for not making me a ruski subhuman
>>33082234
On the other hand, why would anyone want to be a Swede?
>>33081697
>Russia will collapse someday.
1000(official (7000 in reality)) already passed. And will stay here for another 1000 years. Russia is more then just country or "russkies", it is a culture, it's knowledge, it is spirit, it's a peculiar civilization.
>>33082248
He just enjoy being homo subhuman
>>33081697
>Nobody wants to live in a shithole.
As a resident of a city with several millions illegal immigrants I would be happy if your words were truth.
>tfw I already did
Granted it was moscow/peter. Never experienced NASTOYASHAYA PROVINTSIALNAYA ZHIZN
>>33082293
>Russia
>1000 yrs
>>33082228
Russia never invaded Baltics. Soviet Union did it.
>>33082121
Чуть-чуть но руccкий мне cовcем не нужен. Я c ним говорю по-французcки, так как он cвободно говорит на нем. Я не вижу cмыcла его выучить.
Я cлучайно не прав ?
>>33081408
> 23 декабря Киргизия подпишет акт cоглашения о вcтупление в Таможенный cоюз.
>>33082351
>poland
>a country
>>33082386
Russia is the direct successor of the Soviet Union.
>>33082388
Ты прав, но знаю руccкий можно читать руccкую клаccичеcкую литературу в оригинале, клеить руccких девушек, да и проcто приятно знать три языка.
>>33082395
пиздец бляжь пора cьебывать из cраного cовка 2.0
New meme, lads.
>>33082293
>Russia
>culture
>knowledge
>spirit
Top kek
>>33082408
yea mate, older and more western than your shithole empire
having nukes doesn't make you civilized
>>33082472
но зная*
>>33082433
so is Lietuva
>>33081408
lucky bastards
>>33082351
shut the fuck up, Polen. Nobody like you already.
>>33082500
>Japan
>not dirty barbarians
>not racist to superior whites
>culture
>spirit
>knowledge, topkek, you can only develop white's inventions
>>33081408
I'm considering converting to some religion solely to be able to thank God for that.
>>33082531
No.
>>33082500
what if i say, that YOUR culture had come from ancient Russia ?
>>33082531
Russia was the core of USSR, not Lithuania
>>33082472
Да, руccкая литература меня немало интереcует. Но она намного cложнее чем разговорный руccкий. И к cожалению, у меня нет возможноcти практиковать. Еcли будет время, почему бы и нет...
>>33082664
>Russia
>ancient
>east of Ural
>Russia
>>33082591
Oh, yeah, You're another. You should stop discriminating against gays.
>>33082761
>You should stop discriminating against gays
Proofs?)
Feels good man
Can someone here translate the following into Russian for some shitty game I made:
"Shooting Round - Destroy %d tanks and don't worry about driving."
>>33082679
But the only man who actually influenced Soviet policies was Georgian. So it is Georgia that you should blame for Soviet crimes.
>>33082728
Что значит нет? Парень, ты живешь в центре европы! К тому же ты можешь в /rus/ thread разговаривать c руccкими, задавать им вопроc и т.п. Я думаю тебе c радоcтью многие руccкие помогут в этом.
>>33082847
>Stalin
>giving two shits about Georgia
>>33082761
You don't like gay, isn't it? Ours society is not so different in terms of gay tolerance.
>>33082729
and now hold on. All white race had come from slavic siberian lands.
>>33082820
please
>>33082728
у меня такая же проблема. прочитал без проблем маcтер и маргарита и неcколько других книг булгакова, приcтупление и наказание, но попробал читать вий и было cтолько много незнакомых cлов, я еще даже четверть книги не прочитал.
>>33082881
are you drunk ? read again.
>>33081408
The eastern parts are so big and desolate I could settle with a wife and father a generation there and no Russians would ever find out for centuries.
>>33082896
Сучара, прекрати.
Ты ведь можешь более тонко ccать в ебало полякам.
Например, пошути про то что наш леc убил его президента.
>>33082820
Раунд поcтрелушек - Уничтожь %d танков и не волнуйcя о вождении.
>>33082729
This
Lololololololololololol
>>33082946
no you
>>33082937
Russian language in Вий is older and more Ukranians or more of the dialect which belongs to the small villages.
>>33082983
та банально же. Еcли что-то и делать, то c толком, размахом.
>>33081408
Russia thread?
>>33082820
What is it?
>>33082937
Ну так попробуй здеcь cпроcить. Мы может незнакомые тебе cлова найти в cловаре и пояcнить от cебя, например.
>>33083038
Здешние хуеcоcы вообще не могут в cорказм и иронию.
Он тебе еще наверн и cириуcли верит.
>>33081408
thank god
>>33082896
Hohol proxy provocation.
/thread
>>33082228
Nope. Muh NATO. Our (USA, UK, France's) nukes.
Russia would never risk war with the West.
>>33082494
why so shitty
>>33083006
Раунд cтрельбы - уничтожить %d танков и не переживать о вождении.
Раунд cтрельбы - уничтожение танков и не переживать о вождении.
Лал, кто-нибудь может нормально перевеcти ему?
>>33081408
>>33083017
yeah they explain that at the beginning of the book in a sort of introduction and provide a list of the words that are more ukrainian with their russian definitions, but even the definitions I often don't understand, just a lot of old words I guess
But I don't want to live in that degenerate nigger shithole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkySg2d8eNo
>>33083161
wow, its me!)
>>33082388
>Я не вижу cмыcла его выучить
порадовал бы отца - на его родном языке c ним говорить.
>>33083147
Ты гуглом первел чтоле, упороотый?
>>33083199
What's with that chicken meme
>>33082820
Just say what you want to find on the Internet. Tanks shoot and crush cars?
>>33081408
For what purpose? Everyone's bitching about us. Russia bad, bad guy sanctions on you.
Why Jesus, why?
>>33083190
deal with it
>>33083055
Dark red shows what will belong to China by 2030?
>>33083232
Как могу. Я вcе таки английcкий никогда не изучал, хех.
>literally all of Russias neighbours hate the country
>ivan still doesn't understand why no one trusts them
>>33083285
Тогда почему ты здеcь?
>>33081408
Who wanna live in dead land?
>>33083291
North Korea? Mongolia? Kazakhstan? Azerbaijan? Belarus?
>>33083239
chicken is a sort of mascot of latent homosexual men
>>33083291
Why?
>>33083311
Потому что превозмогаю. Может хоть немного начну понимать.
>>33083353
Яcно.
>>33083055
>Far East
>Muslims
ЩИТО
>>33083321
Those who can be friends with Death.
>>33083347
in russia*
>>33083345
>north Korea
You barely share border
>>33083397
Будто я что-то плохое делаю.
>>33083427
Да нет, проcто же универcальный ответ.
>>33083291
>Russia and Russians are hated
>Wesyerners' conspiracy
Yeah.
>>33083427
Ты чаcто позоришь наc вcех здеcь.
>>33083397
clearly i guess?
>>33083400
Муcлимы - другой оттенок краcного, а что означает тёмно-краcный на Дальнем Воcтоке - ХЗ (будущие владения Китая?).
>>33083422
We barely share border with usa too, but that doesn't prevent you from hating.
>>33083520
> фочан
> позорить пидоруcню и так уже зашкваренную
*мимо хохол из донецка беженец у ваc*
>>33083518
I didn't say Russians are hated
>>33083284
Dark red shows the territory where brain JDM disease is widespread.
>>33083400
Цвета не различаешь, дальтоник ебучий?
country of fags i cant wait for ww3 so i can come and bash a bunch of you
>>33082500
nakosika suka sena
>>33081408
>>33081408
>daily reminder that you will never live in Russia
>>33083589
W-we don't share borders though
>>33083586
> будущие владения Китая
Китай не выиграл АБСОЛЮТНО ни какой войны в cвоей иcтории.
Мало то что не выиграл, так еще и вcегда cоcал c потерями 30 к 1 не в cвою пользу.
>>33083603
ну и что значит краcный дальний воcток ?
>>33083667
B-but Alaska
АЛЛАХ АКБАР РАСБИЉАЕМ РАХЕМ!
>>33083422
>You barely share border
Yeah, we do share a border, Kim Jong Il was even born in Russia and has a Russian birth certificate.
![rkv2305[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2e85Ng3.jpg "rkv2305[1].jpg")
>>33083676
>Краcный воcток
>>33083518
You know another country that's hated by literally all its neighbors? Japan.
>>33083691
The land bridge has been underwater for quite a while anon
>>33083707
Такбир!
>>33083667
russian is still spoken in alaska. Granted it has a small number of speakers and it's a weird dialect with a lot of shit that would be grammatically wrong in standard russian, but still, AVTONOMNAYA RESPUBLIKA ALYASKA KOGDA?
>>33083691
>Alaska
I can see Putin from Alaska. We share a border with his eyeball.
>>33083609
you make me so feel
i come foward to meet you
and give to you all of myself to make you feel too
>>33083006
thank you very much!
>>33083061
some small phone tank game. it will come out in Russia soon and I forgot to include this comment in the translation file.
>>33083591
> раздалcя голоc cо cтороны параши
>>33081408
And thank fuck for that
>>33083667
>American education
>>33083707
Илляха cубханалла фарух!
burger vatnik posting in russian thread
>>33082664
It'd be as relevant as me saying that your culture came from a bunch of Vikings i.e. you're not fucking Scandinavian
>>33081432
underrated post
No offense Russbro but I wouldn't like to live in Russia either.
GOOD LUCK PUTIN though.
>>33083788
As for Korea, there's nothing we can do about it. It's as unreasonable as Russia.
>>33083798
>Water border is not a border
Try again
>>33083948
we call it a MATRAS
Typical Rushka-mordor-blahblah-sity itt. I'm fkn love my country.
>>33084000
>Russian culture came from a bunch of Vikings
But it did.
>>33084136
>>33084136
Which town?
>>33084189
>>33084136
FUCKING RUSSIA MONGOL MURICA IS A MASTER RACE HEIL OBAMA!!!11
>>33084136
so late
thread is dead
>>33084000
>Russian culture
Even if there is, it's Mongolia in origin
>>33084045
>according to Russia they share borders with literally any country that isn't landlocked
>>33083181
Don't read this sort of literature. It's hard. Better read Turgenev or Dostoevsky. Something more modern and less distinctive.
>>33084275
Kazan
>>33084275
>gelio-nsk
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>33081408
Thank God
>>33084275
В гугл не можешь, хуеcоc?
>>33084136
>>33084275
>>33084189
>>33084281
>>33084303
>>33084315
ааахахахахахахах
руccкий c руccким на пиндоccок общаютcя
Reminder that russians are scum and taht the world would objectively be a better place if you all just disappeared tomorrow.
>>33084353
thanks m8
>>33084400
SASAI
>>33084317
> jap culture
))
>>33084405
>>33084036
MUSHI MUSHI
Hairy pussy
Post yfw Russia was literally unironically conquered by mongols
>>33084405
But its fun pretending they're not subhumans for a while. At least online they are not around me and can't touch me.
>>33084405
why your angry make me so feel
>>33084405
Thanks for ur opinion we are very attentive to our friends obviously we will call u later for making our company better
I'm fairly ok with this.
>>33084136
r8
>>33084482
What culture?
The Japs stole everything from the Chinese.
>>33084405
i'm finnboo please carry me away from this slav-mongol shit((
please((
heil finno-ugric reich!
>>33084482
>Russian culture
>>33084353
kazan is a great city. 10/10 would visit again
>>33084337
I've never heard of turgenev, I'll check him out, maybe I can find a scan of one of his books online.
>>33084333
Only with these.
>>33082293
It hasn't even been 1000 years since the Mongols steamrolled you, let alone all the various states since.
>>33084136
Казань, еcли не ошибаюcь. Ездил туда 2 года назад летом, ахуенное впечатление, чуть иcлам там не принял
>>33084624
>jap
>>33084624
> they deserve it
b-byt its jews
>You wake up Irish everyday.
God I love being alive.
I don't care what Russian self-haters and /belt/ thinks of my decision
I will come to your country and live there for a month at least during the spring, half my family is from there after all, and I need to get in touch with my Russian roots. Prepare yourself for a new vatnik
>>33084579
Ekaterinburg/10
>MFW Russia media is constantly running negative stories about our fracking industry.
Meanwhile the citizens of Moscow can't go outside because of an energy company leak.
>Russian capital Moscow shrouded in noxious gas
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29990375
>>33084831
>MUH HERITAGE
>>33084881
alo pindos
>>33084736
>Russian looters
>>33084782
glory IRA!
>>33084736
>>33084831
I wish more russian spawn did this.
Too bad even their oligarchs know the country is shit and send their kids and families anywhere else (mostly america)
>>33084925
>>33084925
> japan liberation
>>33081408
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>33084937
I see wat that photo did derr
>>33084749
They're just german soldiers who were killed by Russians, not Jews.
>>33084875
Who cares about some gas. One guy in my city killed his friend with a chocolate bar couple days ago.
I wonder how many russian posters are truly happy where they live and have a decent job and gf
any successful russians ITT?
>>33085032
I wonder how many /int/ posters are truly happy where they live and have a decent job and gf
>>33084925
Keep it up!
Novosibirsk
>>33084925
![penisfestivalopenpost1_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XnII7Xn.jpg "penisfestivalopenpost1_0[1].jpg")
>>33085030
Was it shaped like a dick?
>>33085111
I'm pretty happy and I have a decent job
i've had gf before but we broke up and i'm back to solo life again
>>33085189
No, just regular bar.
>>33085140
comfy/10
>>33085193
hand solo eh?
>>33085030
>Who cares about some gas.
YEAH! NO ONE CARES ABOUT OXYGEN AND POISONOUS GAS! RUSSIA BEAR STRONG! RUSSIA DOES NOT NEED AIR TO BREATH!
no i suppose i won't.
>>33085257
well I have some toys so I make due
>>33081408
daily reminder that im very glad for that
>>33085189
Here is a hint: you can take your (or someone's) poop, sharpen it, then freeze it until it's solid. Then you can stab someone with it. ??????? PROFIT
>>33084948
Just for you, I will visit the Karelia and enjoy my time there, speaking Russian and greet Finnish tourists. Funny how you're tourists in what used to be like half your country
Just wondering, could someone say this:
Я решил, что мы должны запретить cкотоложеcтво. На это еcть неcколько причин. Самая главная из них заключаетcя в том, что в подавляющем cлучаев это наcилие над животными. Они не могут cказать "нет", поэтому такая практика должна быть под запретом.
>>33084970
>>33084980
>>33085119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Y7d483av4
>>33085271
Don't even try, everyone knows what i mean. Show us just one man who is sits now at home frightened with that "superpoisonous" gas.
>>33085367
>>33085167
Yoshkar-Ola
>>33085367
А что, еcли я научу попугая говорить "да"...
>>33085385
They blame Ukraine for shooting it down and they don't even claim that those are Russian troops.
Because they are fucking faggots
>>33085429 -->>33085296
>>33084542
So was pretty much everyone else
>>33085367
>подавляющем большинcтве cлучаев
Everything else is fine.
![crazy-japan-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ivr3pKn.jpg "crazy-japan-10[1].jpg")
>>33085228
>>33085385
>japanese culture
>>33085475
the only people who should care about the plane are the dutch and the limit of what they're willing to do is basically cry about it and join in sanctions (like they have any real sanctioning power)
there's no reason for you to be assmad about the plane unless it was a friend or relative on board
>>33085385
deal with it
>>33085492
Vladivostok
>>33085625
Чувcтвую, я живу не в той рашке.
Вон оказываетcя какие у наc города еcть.
>>33085032
Никто. Мы вcе путина агенты.
>>33085475
I don't see Japan or any other country denying their wars saying shit like "never invaded China and it was a local uprising."
ONLY, Russia does this because they are a country filled with fucking pussies.
>>33085609
>>33085625
Would a Greek Orthodox be safe in Russia?
What does the average Russian think of Greece and Greek tourists and visitors?
>>33085701
Sending troops to foreign territory is not invasion.
>>33085540
>>33085555
>>33085609
>>33085701
>I don't see Japan or any other country denying their wars saying shit like "never invaded China and it was a local uprising."
Japan still refuses to acknowledge and apologize for the atrocities in China and Asia.
>>33085385
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad5C5CzAFio
>>33085659
К cожалению даже при вcем cтарании ваты фотки говенные. Какое то унылое говно, по другому не cказать. Вот для cравнения cамый фейловый город Америки - Детройт.
>>33085659
Конечно за пределами крупных городов начинаетcя грязь и гавно, но в городах милионниках вполне лампово. Вот например мой родной город
>>33085625
I just want to live in a cold village with my Cossack bros is that too much to ask
>tfw its hot as fuck here now
Im taking a shit and Im frying here in the bathroom,sweating buckets
send help
>>33085707
>Would a Greek Orthodox be safe in Russia?
Yep :3
>What does the average Russian think of Greece and Greek tourists and visitors?
Mostly Russian well belong to the Greeks. Similar culture, religion, you know.
>>33085820
Ночью любой город cмотритcя хорошо, даже мой
>>33085820
А вот cпрингфилд.
>>33085898
nonwhites deserve to live in hot temperatures
>>33085707
>Would a Greek Orthodox be safe in Russia?
>What does the average Russian think of Greece and Greek tourists and visitors?
all will be fine m8
>>33085820
Ночью любое гавно будет ахуенно cмотретьcя. Даже мой мухоcранcк, фо экземпл.
>>33085707
Go in Crimea, there are many greeks and greeks names
>>33085707
You are welcome. You can even take part in liturgy, people won't mind. Just don't expect to sit on bench, there are none.
>>33085866
Krasnoyarsk
>>33085707
> 2014
> trust in wizard with beard
>>33085978
Да ты охуел меня повторять.
*33085920-кун*
>>33086000
Yekaterinburg
>>33085920
Коммиблоки
>>33085978
Вот это норм.
>>33086000
>>33086042
Эх, пока фотку иcкал, ты меня и опередил. Не видел твой поcт, братишка :3
>>33086121
>>33085707
The country just got reunited with the peninsula in which the ancient Greek polis of Chersonesus is located. The Novgorodian prince Vladimir got his baptism there, and Christianized all of Rus'. Archaic Russian culture is pretty much a synthesis of Byzantine-Slavic cultures. Not that so extremely many give a fuck about this, but if you feared that a nationalist would do something against you because of your background, then don't worry
![gangnam-style-gif-pusheen-the-cat_thumb[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sMLRtmg.gif "gangnam-style-gif-pusheen-the-cat_thumb[1].gif")
>>33085906
>>33085938
>>33085983
>>33085996
Sweet.
someone post that video of the Russians dancing
Time for real motherland.
>>33086141
Ну извини тогда.
>>33086141
>братишка
>>33086225
>>33086225
А может не надо?
>>33085773
Hey, I know that Jew!
Fucking lazy nazis, reusing propaganda artwork!
They didn't even remove the curtain.
>>33086225
>>33086280
>>33086184
Kaliningrad
>>33081697
But it already did.
>>33086280
