time to vote what your favorite country in sea:
http://strawpoll.me/2483655
>>29686957
The answer is pretty obvious.
>>29686957
>north korea
>not butthurt face
Hello small dick aseanbros!
>>29686957
Myanmar/Burma reporting in
ASEAN GAMERS HERE
PLZ SUPPORT #notyourshield
>>29687507
b-but malaysia is losing ...
>>29687360
>Believing any penis stats
How disgraceful.
ive voted indonesia
>>29687703
As the only country with the smallest penises in existence, South Korea is of course always anxious to play down penis stats
>>29687775
Wasn't there something about African countries actually having pretty normal penis lengths?
>>29687703
Must be hard living with 3 inches, eh Korea?
>>29687775
Penis is serious matter my 3rd world friend.
korean-penis.blogspot.kr/?m=1
>>29686957
The poll is missing Australia, it's my favourite SEA country.
>>29687836
>Blacks
>Small penis
pick one
Hey, can someone explain to me why do azn people like to massacre each other so much? You are all very similar and everything.
>but ex-yugos are also 100% same shit and you massacred each other very much
We had different religions. But azn dont have different religions. Can someone explain?
>>29687775
>source: ??????(korean army)
that is trustworthy
>>29687873
Gib pak-fa plz
we need to stroke our penis against singapore
>>29687873
>mfw companies as well as governments are starting to include Australia as "Asia" or "SE Asia"
>>29687893
Asians do have different religions, for example the Japanese believe that the Japanese are gods, while the Chinese and Koreans violently disagree with this theological position
die pinoys die
>>29687873
Australia is also my favorite country in SEA
indonesians and viets are starting to get internet
when will our burmese brothers finally join us on the internet?
>>29688024
Kiasu
Lee Kuan Yew
First World
Island
Puking lion
Summoning singapore
>>29688024
Are Vietnamese like Lebbos in that they move between Australia and Vietnam to do shady business deals?
>>29688006
that's imperial japan, and not the japanese but the emperor
>>29688024
Who do Vietnam support in the global politics? Western powers (mainly America and minions), Russia, China?
>>29687893
We only interested in genociding chinks and commies, not sure about Japan though
please don't add Japan to ASEAN
ASEAN sounds like totally third-worlded shitcountries.
>>29688260
yes, ASEAN is future
>>29688235
>implying Japan isn't just hiding its powerlevel and preparing to go on another crusade
>>29687601
>videogames
Time to grow up son
>>29687893
Actually the majority religions in sea is Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism and Christianity
>>29688260
kay
>>29688260
You're part of us now.
>>29688024
indonesia cus muslim
>>29688364
don't listen to him
japan-asean eternal friendship rules
>>29688260
japan only got an unfair headstart
give it a few years and indonesia and vietnam will be better than japan
>>29688236
themselves
>>29688236
US and co
Russia is shaking hands with China for gas business and the latter is our bully slash enemy
>>29688221
I don't know much apart from that a lot of our students go to Australia to study
>>29686957
Why Singapore even on that list?
It's basically a non-country.
>>29688429
>Malaysia
>not Muslimish
>>29688484
you forgot the refugees
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-01/new-sa-governor-hieu-van-le-sworn-in/5710954
>>29686957
>Singapore top
disgusting
Keep the BASED THREE on top /sea/
>Malaysia
>Indonesia
>Philippines
>>29688260
PART OF US
A
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F
U
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>>29688329
pls forget about that
we are bffs now
Thailand because I like traps
>>29688484
>>29688162
>when will our burmese brothers finally join us on the internet?
They're still backward mad people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG7GPvhb7K0
Japan, Korea, China and Mongol are never be ASEAN.
we East Asia are totally different from SE Asians who have never seen snow.
>>29688569
>Malaysia
>Indonesia
>Philippines
>>29688604
It's a good thing, based Palmer will drive a split with China and we'll combine to fuck up their shipping using Soryu submarines
>>29688739
Doesn't volcano ash count as snow?
Indos are faultline negroes, just like you
>>29688763
>implying it's not the truth
Official power rankings of ASEAN are
>Malaysia
>Indonesia
>Philippines
>Vietnam
>Thailand
>Laos
>Cambodia
>Brunei
>Myanmar
>Shit
>Singapore
>>29688869
>>Vietnam
>>29688869
>malaysia on top
>>29688739
>Implying we want to stay in a goddamn fridge for three months rather than sunny weather all year long
>>29688869
>malaysia
>vietnam
>>29688739
>there is no snow in ASEAN
>>29688739
fuck off you dumbass
SE asians are one of our ancestories
support for flipland
>>29688869
my asian cousins
When will ASEAN countries get sick of being bullied by big bad Australia?
>>29688958
>one of our ancestories
doesn't mean we're the same.
>>29688739
>what about okinawa
>>29688958
What are primitive japanese people japan-kun?
Were they already in Japan or did they settle in Japan?
>>29688869
>>29689082
>>29689035
Australia is ASEAN, so it's just friendly banter
>>29689052
Okinawa is hardly Japan
They used to be the different nation until 140 years ago anyway
>>29688869
Singapore and Brunei should be at top 3
>>29689035
m8 we're talking about countries with literally hundreds of millions of people
>>29689151
Yeah but they're so beta.
>implying united Vietnam isn't an unnatural abomination
>>29689178
Yeah SEA needs to grow some balls, take some notes from India
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k
>>29689195
>implying divided Vietnam isn't an abomination
>implying Vietnam isn't an abomination in any form
>>29689195
where's that pic from anyway m8
>>29689195
>Asians will never live without China
>>29689195
>implying vietnam isn't the cutest one in that pic
I want to show her the white fleet
>>29689084
primitive japanese (proto-jomon people) settled in japan through 2 routes.
one route is the SEA route, the other is the north route.
but I am not sure about Vietnam's position
Post cute brown halflings
can someone explain what the humidity in singapore is like
do you feel like you are drowning, because i feel that here when it gets humid?
im going there and i heard that it's probably the most humid area on earth
>>29689317
>>29689317
>Ea
>>29689317
/ea/ can't into organization
>>29689341
>UK
>into humidity
you have no fucking idea, do you
>>29689384
>tfw /EA/ general will never EVER been built
>>29689429
am i going to die?
>>29689341
M8 it's an island nation surrounded by sea in right smack in the equator. It is as humid as you can get.
>>29689341
When it rains it pours. And since it sits slap bang on the equator there's no seasons, just rain and humidity all year round.
>>29689453
30 degrees humid is much worse than 40 degrees dry
>>29689333
>brown
HELLO,I AM AMERICAN
IS THIS HDI ACCURATE?
>>29689453
I have seen anglos get literally roasted here during summers. Red as fuck.
SEA+EA nations organization when?
>>29689501
brown isn't complete shit
>>29689521
They do that in Spain as well, Singapore is entirely different
>>29689333
>>29689498
is it hard to breathe though? is it really heavy everywhere you go? kind of shitting myself right now if it is
>>29689551
What is happening in this image?
>>29689551
Holy fuck, that pool must be infested with STD's and all manner of nasties.
>>29689551
southeast asians have too much sex for their own good
Post food that looks disgusting but is delicious as fuark
>>29689530
sounds like >>29688329
by china this time..
>>29689597
What are you going to be doing in Singapore?
>>29689554
scary...
>>29689501
>cute
>>29689667
family reunion most likely
>>29689655
>tocino
>looks disgusting
O.o
>>29689599
I'd imagine you know already
>>29689645
>Be in the region.
>Never had sex before
Y-youre wrong.
You white people have sex too much.
>>29689710
But they're all grills
>>29689677
>Remove Chink.
>Nandao sword.
>>29689710
>ALL OF THEM 3/10 maids
>>29689667
family stuff
>>29689655
>>29689292
USA USA USA
>>29689763
Those brits might look rich to brown peasants, but they're not rich enough to afford good looking prostitutes
you wake up and asia looks like this
how do you feel?
>>29689776
Oh man that looks tasty.
8/10 would scarf down with spicy vinegar
>>29689841
What has changed?
>>29689841
>Non-asshole China
Thank god.
>>29689824
i remember seeing a forum where prostitutes offering their services. 3/10 maids are usually just <3000 but models seems to price for >10000 pesos
>>29689841
celebrate because kebabs have finally been removed, immediately cry because israel has become our ruler
>>29689876
Germany had to give their clay to us
>>29689776
Yo, nigga, why the fuck does my mi goreng taste shit nowadays?
What the fuck are you cunts doing to it?
The oil packets look all shit too.
>>29689841
Gas the Dutch
>>29689841
Time to bomb Japan again. Sakhalin and Kurils is OURS
>>29689841
I don't would really change that much
>>29689841
>>29689841
welp
looks like the Koreas will finally team up together to get rid of Nips
>>29689841
>philippines a us state
>philippines is their largest aircraft carrier against china
>MFW
>>29689908
140 pounds don't seem too steep for anglos
>>29689908
>Models
Nah, just slutty Colegialas.
>>29689948
I don't think*
what is wrong with me today
>>29689677
I could post brown one or qt, it's hard to find combination of both.
>>29689988
Hnnnnnnnnngh would fuck/10
>>29689762
Do defeat your enemy, you must first learn about them
Here's more brown ninja
>>29689976
could you link that forum here anon
>>29689928
Maybe it's because we decided to inventing other variation of tastes
>>29690010
>>29690010
I don't know why but hijabs make my dick diamonds
>>29690010
>tfw you will never have a qt. muslim gf
>>29690045
I tried some purple packaged one, I think it was beef or something, that was absolute horse shit.
And the chilli is really oily now.
>>29690045
Pancit Canton is much better anyway.
>>29690017
can fuck off with your same fagging
with shitty prostiys
>>29690088
>>29690086
>lusting after kebab
>>29689928
You sure you eat regular mie goreng? Now there is dozen variation which might surprise non-indon.
>>29690127
to each his own anon
>>29690148
I think its regular.
It's not a big deal.
Just wanted to crack the whip, make sure you Indocunts are making my foods properly.
>>29690127
more kebab
>>29690092
>purple packaged
That's rendang. Idf you don't like it, you're confirmed as non currynigger.
>>29690092
>purple packaged one
It's a failed one, you should try the green one
>>29690095
But it's not instant noodle
>>29690213
if muzzies are so good why can't the muslim world keep them all to themselves?
>>29690235
hngg, sauce plox.
>>29690244
>>29690280
I just took the noodles from the purple ones after trying it and used that to have extra noodles with the good red ones.
>>29690086
You know how sometimes ugly bitches get away with it by their hairdo? kebabs can't because of the scarf, that's why their beauty is accentuated.
>>29690280
Pancit Canton is instant.
>>29690235
>>29690213
Fuck off with your taqqiya.
Nuns are volunteers. Some Catholic girls choose this lifestyle. Big difference.
>>29690244
It's bad anon, the green one is the best
>>29690302
They go jihad in their own way
>>29690380
I must admit that Kebab ain't half bad.
>>29690314
>yfw someday Taiwan is going to be annexed by China and nobody will be able to do anything to stop this
![[prides internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZJ8I8tW.jpg "[prides internally].jpg")
>No Flip qt 3.14s
STEP UP YOUR GAME PINAS
>>29690280
W-we make instant noodle too!!
>>29690425
>>29690408
>mfw Taiwan could've been an ally against China but we chose to completely destroy all international relationships
>>29690425
who gives a fuck
>>29690374
Indonmie and other indonesian instant noodle have more salt & spice m8, indon would not touch that thing.
>>29690400
Just a reminder they're not as fair as in those picture.
>>29690425
posting disgusting collegialas
>>29690380
Pot more
>>29690374
>instant noodle other than Indonesian ones
Disgusting
>>29690430
>english breakfast style instant noodle
Disgusting
>>29690496
eh, I like pancit canton
i'm not a fan of spicey shit
What do my Indo bros think about Bali?
>>29686957
Why Indon only have 2 votes?
Is Indon really bad country?
>>29690536
>covering your hair
>wearing a tight shirt
>>29690496
They give you spices as well...Some things are better than Indomie m8, face it.
>>29690621
That's how it's done m8.
>>29690621
It's a /fa/ here
>>29690711
Isn't the point of the hijab to reduce sexuality of women though?
>>29690739
Something about being humble.
>work in office today
>sound system goes bananas
>"Anon, can we borrow your music player?"
>"I-I'm u-uusing it..."
>"Anon, be a good sport and share everyone your music"
>"O-okay"
>put my iBasso into shuffle mode
>this music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVvLpFbxPE
>mfw I became an instant office pariah
>>29690768
That's because your nasheed taste a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw
>>29690766
more like burning in a special hell if they let men see their hair
>>29690768
DUBS FOR THE ASEAN CALIPHATE
>>29690708
>mfw Hong Kong banned Indomie cause it would kill their own local product
>>29690768
>not qom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY
>>29690808
you are not posting the best nasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxo9iEX8W1c
>>29690808
I just saved everything from /mu/ a few nights ago including some Moroccan tunes
>>29690846
>>29690808
>>29690768
>>29690858
FUCK WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO PLEASING TO THE EARS?
>>29690711
>>29690739
>dat feel seeing a qt no longer wearing hijab anymore
>absolutely_haram.jpg
>>29690883
Allah is the way Insha'Allah
Jesus was a prophet but only Allah is the one true God
>>29690768
>>29690808
>>29690846
>>29690858
>>29690883
>>29690861
https://nasheed.canopus.uberspace.de/nash50.webm
>>29690883
you have the soul of a mujahid
>>29690858
>>29690846
>>29690808
>>29690768
why do they sound like they are sung by the same guy
>>29690846
Was just about to post this
>>29690883
Qom is best imo.
>>29690883
all other music is the work of shaytan. you are lucky you have taste or else allah's angels would have to choke you until you heard
>>29690911
>dubs for e slam
ahallu akbar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nCkb80g_Gw
>>29686957
>be the creator of OP's picture
>somehow missed it during the file transfer when I got a new computer
>disappointed as fuck
>see this thread
>mfw
Thanks, OP.
Once in US history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.
Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.
All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.
Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch. They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.
>>29690380
and to follow our prophet
>>29691009
Dirty jewess, insha'allah you will die
>>29691057
f-fuck..
Enjoy your halal music, I'll be over here with my forbidden goods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
>>29691009
>This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs
>this is what the kuffar believe
>>29691134
>>29691009
Never happened though, dude.
>snopes.com/youareadumbfaggot
>>29691178
i know i just wanted to see how filipinos would respond
they never talk about their mudslimes
Post music player now
no cleaning
Bad news
This is all I have in the kitchen in terms of instant noodle
better be good
>>29691215
Not in asean threads, because we might say something offensive to Malaysia
>>29691251
P4K/10
>>29691057
>>29691284
thanks
>>29691215
I served in Jolo, Zamboanga and Cotabato a few years back.
What would you like to know?
t. Army POG
Post nasheed from your country
>>29690973
Korra book 4 when?
>>29691327
Did you get to remove some kebab
>>29691327
are the ones down there as bad as the snackbars in the middle east? i always imagined SEA muslims to be more secular and less crazy but i know the southern philippines has crazies
>>29691302
I didn't mean that as a compliment, but okay
>>29691408
thanks.
>>29687601
>not using "oppression" as an excuse to get laid with white-guilted sluts
What's wrong with you, anon?
>>29691328
Forgot link damn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31PDNHl0Ps
>>29687968
>muh geographical appropriation
Fucking whitey, being their own continent is not good enough eh?
>>29691251
see pic
>>29691328
>dat feel when used to listen PKS's nasheed before they went faggy with keyboard & synth
>>29688162
>burmese
Lol no, exposure to Internet might bring down their gross happiness index. Or something like that.
>>29691288
>>29691375
>Did you get to remove some kebab
I don't know, the worst deployment that I got was in Jolo for 6 months
>>29691405
I've never seen how ME snackbars operate other than hearsay from American servicemen.
As for our own Islamic insurgents, they're poorly trained but highly organized since local Muslims support them.
>but i know the southern philippines has crazies
They are, more than you'll ever know
>>29691498
Jews aren't white, and they're behind this
>>29691539
>all is one
>>29688432
Japan pls protect us from China
>>29691539
>Orphaned Land
Mabool is the superior album.
When I see Brazilian flag, a word "huehuehuehuehue" comes to my mind.
>>29691539
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewq79jwHNzE
PKS!!! nomor tiga!!!
>>29691590
Ask the US.
>>29691463
It's a cover of malaysian nasheed. Used to listen to it more than years ago.
>>29691587
I like to frighten my friend with its album art.
>>29691623
Agreed
>>29691680
I'm glad she's so happy here
>>29691565
>roleplaying
![[Anime-Koi] Barakamon - 02 [h264-720p][DDF6AB98][(011243)07-52-35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fJVAuS6.jpg "[Anime-Koi] Barakamon - 02 [h264-720p][DDF6AB98][(011243)07-52-35].jpg")
Has there been a reported and verified case of Ebola in ASEAN yet?
>mfw we have a large number of African students here
>>29691549
>>29691806
In case you haven't noticed, I'm usually the go-to guy regarding Philippine military matters.
/int/ or /k/ it doesn't matter
>>29691710
You could try spending more than a percent of your GDP on the military, Takeshi
>>29691851
Doesn't everyone have African students? It's like even the shittiest countries can't help but feel sorry for them
>>29691685
Compare with this 2004 record
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UToK3yiL4SY
Their nasheed nowadays are to faggy. Better listen some ISIS.
>>29691952
japan militarizing would alienate japan from the rest of asia, not that they care but america's asian allies are all on the fence
everyone will fight alongside america but never for japan
>>29691851
Just don't forget to say "Good luck Ebola"
>>29691982
>feel sorry
Oh, is that what you guys are doing? We have lots of them here because we charge them through the nose. I can feel my nose becoming longer just reading their list of fees.
>>29691914
why didn't you wipe out/deport mindanao?
a few from my collection (love tight malay dresses)
>>29686957
I answered Vietnam.
