Goddamn it, Peter
Haha what a madman!
>>29474112
Normalfags are too easily pleased. They will never know the sophisticated joys of shitposting.
>>29474224
Technically they are shitposting.
>>29474112
Classic motherfucking Dean.
>>29473989
I already had these thoughts.
more normies
This is normal, right?
>>29476837
No Canada, you're a faggot who's going to be in a terrible relationship with some obsessively possessive French slut.
Congrats, you're (mostly) me when I was 18!
>>29476951
>obsessively possessive French slut
>Translation in betastien
>"Slim European yandere gf"
>with college acquaintances
>manage to hide your power level so far
>"hey anon, come to my room, i've got a funny video to how you on youtube"
>in room with half a dozen normals all laughing at lolcats videos and charlie bit my finger unironically
>video after video of unfunny shit normals find hilarious
>asshole twitches from cringe levels, fake laughing and wanting to kill myself
>>29476837
>>29476837
Holy shit, i feel very happy for that guy.
>>29477072
>i feel
>>29473989
Based Moses
>>29473897
oh fuck
>>29477087
A-are you jelly of him? Me too, but lets try to feel good for him.
>>29477145
Y-you're right...
>>29477043
It's a horrible feel.
Though now I'm reminded of when I let my racism slip in a biology course...
>>29476837
have they actually met, or are they just internet friends?
>>29477221
Storytime my fellow American.
>>29476837
Is this you?
>>29474407
>Advil
I don't know why I found that so funny
>>29477178
He's wrong. I don't have very many feels left, they need to be g-given to you.
>>29477043
>Started job recently
>Coworkers friendly, seem pretty normal
>Go out with a couple of them for drinks
>Discover they are just as awful people as I am
Feels great, man.
>be me, kissless virgin fag
>date on sunday
>taking qt polish girl downtown
wat do
>>29477043
4chan does sort of desensitize you to what normal people find funny. Almost like we have a higher level of humor.
>>29477348
Kiss her you colossal faggot
>>29477393
but wut if she says no
>>29477366
It's less that and more spiteful, refusing to find things funny that aren't mainstream
>>29477265
Ehh, it was nothing major. We were learning about human genetics, and the lab involved a bunch of bullshit about race. One of the questions was to decide whether a drug company should provide different medications for different races for some disease. My group was supposed to come up with a hypothesis, and I simply said "I don't see what the problem with that is, obviously there are differences between different races." Anyway, the rest of my group disagreed and said that race is a social construct and there's no genetic difference, blah blah blah and I just felt really out of place.
But uhh, it turns out there are genetic differences so I was right, and not being racist at all. I just came off as sounding racist because I was really firm when I said what I said.
>>29477399
If she says no, she says no. Then at least you know the answer and won't keep yourself up at night wondering "I wonder what would have happened if I tried to kiss her".
>>29477421
>there are differences between different races
>this is what now passes as racism
Can the aliums finally obliterate this world please?
>>29477348
be charming and don't fuck it up, obviously
>>29477443
but how do i do make kiss kiss happen.
The strange thing about me is, im somehow very smooth but for some reason dont make the killing blow
>>29477471
nigger, it's considered racist to present incriminating statistics in certain situations.
>>29477348
Tell me, what are you doing downtown? What are your plans?
that feel
>>29477510
>jew runes
>>29477484
At the end of the night when you're saying goodnight, just go in for it. It doesn't have to be anything huge or long (lel) for a first date.
>>29477043
>not showing them some next level hilarious shit that will blow their minds
Can i save this image, peter?
>>29477510
I'm going to assume they're talking about money
>>29477492
We have a very nice downtown, and its near the lake so we'll probably go there for a bit, maybe make sum ice cream and then Ill buy her some icecream (i made a sex joke :DDDD). I dont know if ill be able to spend an entire day downtown tho
>>29473897
dumb tumblr meme.png
>>29477510
I translate
>and then i slid the thread with cuck pictures
>good schlomo (blured) good, we will commence shutting it down in a week
>roger
>>29477602
Go to a movie after, it's the classic and you can't fail. Maybe grab something to eat first if you're a poorfag.
>>29477682
Y-yes master
>>29477484
you should date a girl you know you don't find that attractive
that way, you can make the kiss move knowing you don't really give a shit if it fails or not, but at least you get practise and taste what it's like to succeed or get rejected
>>29477701
Also don't bring your fedora
>>29477348
She probably likes you because of you, so don't take any of these fags advice too seriously.
>>29477556
if they're laughing at those shitty videos, chances are that they're not into the stuff people here find funny
>>29477399
Don't actually ask her for a kiss, you beta faggot. Just do it, you'll know when to.
>>29477556
Do you really think this would blow thier minds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSCx4cTN9E
>>29477739
Honestly, her body is around a 7 or 8, but her face is farily average, but cute looking. Im really not putting too much hope into this cause past n' stuff so im going in somewhat ready for failure.
>>29477744
FUCK
>>29477792
yes, Tyrone
>>29477856
>im going in somewhat ready for failure.
Dude, that's called setting yourself up for failure. If you think you're going to fail, you'll subconsciously just sabotage your chances.
>>29477856
Don't forget to shower, put on deodorant, and clean your car.
>>29477844
No, but you could show them the video where the guy reads out the original shrek copypasta and there's some shitty animations with it. Unlike your video, it doesn't require much context to laugh at it, you just laugh because it's absurd. It's ancient news to us, but I'd bet they haven't seen it.
>>29477844
Why the fuck am I laughing so hard
>>29477421
> No differences between races relating to diseases
> what is sickle-cell anemia
Why are people so ignorant?
>>29477953
>>29477844
Some of those Pamperchu vids have some gems
And there's this guy too
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQfRgqulDlg
>>29477043
>Taking a theater class at University
>First day of school
>Teacher asks everyone to introduce themselves, they're interests, why they're talking the class
>Say I took the class because it's the closest thing to a film class I could find.
>Everyone laughs because they think it's a funny and honest joke
>Fake laugh to go with it
>Girl sitting next to me says I'm hilarious
Reposting because I posted in the wrong thread.
>>29473897
lol, definitely posts some degenerate shit from his youtube
>>29478041
What the FUCK am I watching....
>>29477953
What about this clip then?
http://www.efukt.com/20943_Goober_Finally_Loses_Bukkake_Virginity.html
>>29477856 Also don't be like this guy.
>>29478041
who the fuck gets high enough to do this?
>>29478197
>http://www.efukt.com/20943_Goober_Finally_Loses_Bukkake_Virginity.html
That is perfect. Show it to your normalfag friends next time you get together. I give you 100% guarantee it will a laugh riot and you will be the coolest guy in the room.
>>29477510
"The goyim thought the piss I gave them was bottled water."
"Very good, the shekels we fuggin saved will help us buy more HAMAS uniforms."
"I love money."
>>29477799
>2014 +/-0
>actually thinking something is funny
>laughing
>having emotional response
Pure peasantry
>>29478426
We can't all be robots like you.
>>29478151
>>29478207
Ok guys, now you sound like normalfags
>>29477510
>Tfw you can read jewish moon runes
>>29478446
>So a Pole, an Irishman, and a Tongan walk into a bar.
>they order drinks, pay for them and drink them
>When they're done, they leave.
That's one of my favorite jokes. It's short and doesn't waste a lot of time.
>>29478679
?????????????
Tobias please
>>29478766
japan
no
>>29478768
Wtf tobias
>>29478768
Lmao more pls.
No one is here?
>>29480798
>>29477348
c-can i come?
>>29480596
ugh
>you will never be Bill
>>29478056
And then you penis in vagina?
>>29480938
wow
>>29480957
Damn, that was 10/10.
Why are normalfags and their mundane concerns so hilarious now?
>>29481014
Ayy
>>29481014
Ayy lmao
>>29481014
Do they let you keep your fetus from the abortion clinic in america?
>>29480909
He's a god damn sex machine
>>29477043
>asshole
>>29481056
It's a miscarriage, this is apparently not uncommon.
But yes.
>>29481140
But why? Can't they use those fetuses for stem cell research or something? Who the hell would want to keep a fetus in their house? I mean can you even imagine a scenario arising in your everyday life that would require an aborted fetus? I mean I guess you could use it for a few cleverly planned but tasteless pranks, but otherwise there is almost definitely no reason to want to own a fetus. What the fuck.
>Amerifetuses
>>29481191
Having a miscarriage can psychologically damage a woman, so it's supposed to be therapeutic?
I don't know man.
Bitches I guess.
>>29481191
freedom isn't free
>>29481191
A better question is how does it not decay. Do they just douse it in formaldehyde?
>>29481212
Why are women so emotionally weak? They should all be killed. If my unborn child died I would lift weights and masturbate and get on with my day.
What sort of sick fuck plays dressups with a dead alien fetus anyway. Fucking insane bitch.
>>29481270
My mother actually had a miscarriage, her second child was stillborn.
But she had two more (including me) no problem.
Some women just can't handle it.
>>29481291
My mum had a miscarriage after me, and didn't seem to care enough to mention it to me until I was like 15.
>tfw you could have had a little sister to fuck
>>29480596
why would you hide his name? I need to troll the shit out of this guy!! haha
Hahaha these are great!
>>29481362
I still remember how it was explained to me.
I was talking to my older brother about Elvis.
>Did you know Elvis had a brother?
>Really? No way!
>Yeah, but he was stillborn.
>What's that?
>It's when the baby comes out dead
And then my mom poked her head around the corner
>That's what happened to your older sister!
>>29481395
The guy could actually be very good looking if he tried, although I can't tell if he's balding or if it's a lighting effect.
>>29481395
It's not my pic
>>29481336
lel
I have a great friend, but goddamn does he like those dumb weird al jankovic and esth MacFarlane videos.
>>29481441
Oh my god, these are the best! Do you guys have some more pics like this one?
This is a really good one.
>>29481486
Not the same goy but ye
>>29481528
>>29474112
>>29477043
>talking to normies
You got what you deserved, you traitor.
>>29481528
>>29481564
ayyyy
>>29477366
>higher level
ayy lmao
>>29481526
At least he shares my fetish.
>>29477348
watch out for her trying to steal your car :^)
>>29478197
What's up with that overhand grip he's got. Is he so fat he can't jerk it normally?
>>29481585
I really, really like this image.
>>29477348
[spoiler]wake up[/spoiler]
>>29481610
Lost my fucking shit html code oh my god this is not real
>>29481708
the absolute madman
>>29481740
oh god no not faiz
>>29481704
save it, it's all yours my friend!
>>29481757
I think it's time
>>29481531
*tips upboat*
>>29474112
>>29481826
>tfw this kid has 10 more gfs than i do
well if faiz is here i see no reason why the goose shouldn't be let loose
>>29481856
>tfw that kid has 10 gfs more than we ever will
>>29481879
turtle time?
>>29481926
my heart can't take it anon
>>29481879
>OH. MY. GOD.
>>29481879
Based Gooseman, I remember seeing his pics on here a long time ago
>>29481945
>>29481555
Most delusional woman I've ever seen
Thanks for joining us tonight, /int/.
>>29481687
She has no reason to do so! If she plays it smart, she'll be able to possess all of his belongings, without stealing anything.
>>29481926
>>29481960
what the hell is wrong with this woman?
>>29481929
>>29478744
A black guy, a mexican, and a japanese guy walk into a bar. Bartender says,
"GET THE FUCK OUT"
The End
>>29481978
>>29481929
brate kad sam osetio kako mi se srce spustilo u stomak od blama, lol...
>>29481960
do you have the dr. pepper one? i'm too lazy to find it
>>29481985
Holy shit. I forgot about this guy. He's my favorite.
>>29480596
now that's what I call beta
>>29481981
BTFO
T
F
O
>>29481994
>>29481994
>>29482011
>>29482008
No, I don't, but I'm intrigued
what drives these people to do this?
>>29482071
Thirst
>>29482071
>>29482082
No, c'mon. Post the photoshopped one, Anon!
>>29473897
I don't get it. Is he promoting youtube channel?
Anyone got the one with the
*grabs throat * back the fuck off
>>29482083
>>29482066
omg wat
>>29482107
No. Uberhaxornova is pretty popular and I went gay for him a few years ago because he has a sexy as fuck voice.
>>29482099
>that picture
>>29482117
>>29482131
THANK YOU, ANON. YOU'RE DOING GOD'S WORK.
THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL THREAD.
>>29481362
>tfw you could have had a little sister to love and protect
Fixd
>>29481531
Wow rude.
>>29482063
time for me to go to bed now
>>29481585
I don't understand
what the fuck is going here
>>29480596
Damn, this dude is the definition of suffocating
>>29482158
ty
>>29481994
>Pikachu
>Uchiha
>Back Butler
>What looks like Hetalia
>Chibi shit in the background
This is your average Fujoshit.
>>29482147
>i'm trying
every
damn
time
>>29482161
Guy said he's going to take a bath, normies are retarded and took this as a joke, they break into the bathroom while he's taking a bath and selfies and posts on fb.
>>29482147
>I'm trying
Shieet
>>29482181
what the fuck is wrong with this woman?
>>29482082
is he wearing turquoise contact lenses?
>>29482181
>>29482182
It is Hetalia. See bottom left "Hetalia" on globe + DEEN's stupid color palette.
>>29480973
B-but I don't look at planets...
>>29482217
Too bad he isn't Argentinian.
>>29482224
>>29482246
are you a fags?
only they don't look at planets
>>29482254
>>29482253
i wish more niggers were the eddie murphy funny man type
>>29482253
>>29482224
so this is what female autism looks like
neat
>>29482147
...
>>29482275
>>29482253
Sloots gonna sloot
>>29482119
Is a le he or a le she?
>>29481775
Thanks, Lori
>>29482302
Xir.
>>29482181
Why is it that make-up makes fat bitches look a million times worse?
>>29482215
aspergers
>>29482302
le me
>>29482302
she
>>29482001
ay, imam jos.
>>29482333
>>29482253
Ahaha awesome
>>29477682
>movie
holy shit are you 12?
>>29482358
>>29482335
Ali ono sto dotuce nije sto je ispao glup, nego kako je korektno opisao ponasanje kada se smotas oko devojke.
>>29482215
How do you say that in German?
was ist ficken wrong with this fraulein?
ayy lmao
>>29482387
Am I the only one who wouldn't mind fucking this chick?
>>29482387
What the fuck is wrong with this person?
Seriously. She has to have some kind of syndrome that makes her act like that
>>29481868
>you should date
>who?
my fucking sides
>>29482413
I hope so.
