/carib/
miniature turtle edition
encouraged: caribbean bros
welcome: everyone else
cone of shame: angry americans
>>27239078
FIRST
>tfw the world is burning around us
Feels good being irrelevant
First for Puerto Rico is Noric
Show me the crabs of your country
>>27239192
>>27239207
fucking fuck why did I make that post malay post in the other thread I fucking hate posting cooldown
>>27239195
Unity in irrelevenacy
For the queen
>>27238628
I cringed
>>27238653
It works for most people
I usually refer to most of my female friends by bra size though
>>27239266
lol you were just seconds away
I wish we had retained our colonies in the West Indies.
>>27239195
what is happening, exactly? i can't be bothered to close this game of tf2
>>27239294
>make posts
>"YOU HAVE TO WAIT 17 SECONDS BEFORE MAKING A NEW REPLY"
fuck you moot
>>27239242
I loved fishing these buggers when I was young
Still do it sometimes just for shits and giggles
>>27239195
can't wait to fly to the caribbean if shit happens
>>27239195
>Feels good being irrelevant
My nigga, we should make an irrelevance alliance.
no replies edition
>>27239195
>tfw we will burn next after ukraine
save us carib
>>27239400
Russians spreading aids and cancer everywhere.
>>27239427
sup nerd
>>27239427
Too busy in pixiv saving yahari pictures to answer you, sorry.
>>27239400
Ruskie separatists in Ukraine shot down a passenger jet
Israel invaded Gaza
Tripoli is under siege
>mfw all these idiots killing each other off
>>27239427
You have more of these type of pictures?
>>27239514
>yahari pictures
>doesn't post the best girl
>>27239533
no
>>27239365
So close
>>27239519
Sitting back and watching it all
>>27239242
pretty cute actually
>>27239195
I seriously hope Russia begins with Alaska instead of thought the Atlantic.
>>27239207
you tried at least.
>>27239365
>Gustavia, Named after Gustav III
Shieet, just look at this place.
>>27239514
Best yahari
>>27239533
yes
>>27239575
Best girl is boypussy of course.
>>27239365
Why did you let the French have it?
All they do is riot and have strikes every other day
>>27239664
>not sensei
>>27239519
everyday is a slow news day here in comparison
>>27239533
noice
>>27239593
awwww
>>27239697
>Why did you let the French have it?
I think they were mainly used as bargaining chips in treaties and such. Eventually they were sold to the French. I don't actually know if there ever was any serious interest in them, as there was in the North American colony.
>>27239729
Sensei is for marriage too.
But I prefer totsuka.
>>27239664
My nigga.
>>27239519
>mfw all these idiots killing each other off
Better for us, the world has too many people anyway.
>>27239859
but that's a dude
>>27239697
I never hear anything about them
>>27239833
you dun goofed
>>27239859
>these people try to kill eachother
>they escape to Norway
fuck
>>27239935
too cute :3
>>27239242
also
>>27240025
What about this?
>>27239455
we'll save you lituiania and make you our banana republic :^)
>>27239932
It's not gay if she has a feminine penis
>>27240081
Makes me wish I lived near the ocean :(
>>27239932
Yes, and?
>>27239960
>These people try to kill each other
>They don't know where Uruguay is
Yes.
>>27239932
what's your point
>>27239455
You'll be dragged down again by the liberators :(
>>27240094
but that makes it double gay
>>27240136
>u r gay
>being gay is haram
Who were the geniuses behind your country?
they even predicted muslim horders
>nobody's posting those fucking land crabs
>>27240081
i didnt know it was possible for me to make a noise that high pitched
>>27240189
Uruguay is a guarani name that means "River of colored birds".
>>27240206
We have crabs, but the normal crabs.
What we do have is Pumas and armadillos, many armadillos, fuck we are full of them, shieet.
>>27240206
>>27240206
Double snipping crab combo.
>>27240206
All I can think about is eating that damn crab!
>>27240164
that's pretty weird dude
>>27240206
Did I hear crab?
>>27240345
Do you guys eat shrimps?
We have shitload of shrims here, fuck, I love shrimps.
>>27240367
aw shit best taste
>>27240387
Can you catch your own shrimps there?
>>27240185
>he isn't double gay
>>27240315
them guaranís were pretty baller
>>27240325
kek'd
why is /carib/ so much more chill than the rest of /int/
i would have a beer with you guys
>>27240387
Prawns, shrimp, lobster, crayfish, crab, whelks, conch
>>27239621
Airport needs some fixing tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Vh0oJro3A
>>27240464
It's filled with lazy islanders and all the shitposters stay away from it because they can't talk about degeneracy how white they are
>>27240387
We eat them but they are rather expensive
>>27240423
Well, if you have the things needed yes, you can.
>>27240431
Indeed.
>>27240477
>shrimp
>lobster
>Conch
You are my nigga, what's a whelk?
>>27240464
>beer
>not vodka
n-no thanks
>>27240464
I would to, what kind of beer do you like?
>>27240518
>open catalog at any given time
>at least two threads asking if 'x' is white
>>27240536
Sea snail
>>27240536
>lobster
Ehhh, Ate too much lobster down in the Grenadines and got sick of it.
>>27240621
are the bahamas white?
>>27240621
poor people, they're just insecure
>>27240464
Yeah.
but only one
>>27240637
Really? That's like getting sick of chinese food, it's impossible.
>>27240627
Nice, but weird.
>>27240710
They're molluscs like conch and octopus so it's not really as weird as it seems
>>27240838
>5.1
whitest country confirmed.
>>27240670
why would you be insecure about being white, not like the color of your skin actually matters
i for one have been trolling about being racist on the internet for the past seven years
>>27240806
How do they taste? Is eating cow meat normal there?
>>27240710
Lobster for breakfast,lunch and dinner for two weeks because we got them for free.
>>27240806
I like them in garlic sauce
>>27239519
>mfw all these idiots killing each other off
295 people in the plane didn't do anything wrong m8
>>27240890
aryan mastur race !!1
>>27240904
>not like the color of your skin actually matters
some people seem to have a really hard time digesting this
When are going to liberate Cuba?
>>27240941
Well, that is too much, and garlic sauce is great.
>>27241022
after we save the tea girl from NK
>>27241022
*we
>>27241022
tomorrow
>>27240911
Yeah pork, cow, chicken, fish whatever the fuck is edible. Taste is hard to describe I only eat them in october during Jounen Kweyol so I can't exactly remember very well
What are you guys playing tonight?
Right now I'm going to play some atwar.
>>27241184
I'm gonna play Super smash untill sun rises and then lurk around town
>>27239195
Is the Caribbean the safest place to be during the end of the world?
>>27241184
I'm trying to learn how to play spacechem
>tfw my west indian cherry tree started to grow fruits
>>27241184
Planetside 2, as usual.
How u doing today trapo?
>>27241184
Football manager
>>27241184
tf2ing as usual
>>27240967
I'm being edgy
>>27241105
>Jounen Kweyol
This seems pretty cool
>>27241184
Have not played video games in a while,last one I played was FEZ
>>27241254
pretty mediocre, had an exam and did like shit, sadly. You?
>>27239078
Where can I find an ebony caribbean god bf?
I'm gay :D
>>27241238
That would be Wyoming. Unless Yellowstone blows up.
Bump for Barbados
/carib/, why can't I get a Jamaican girlfriend? I'm speaking to one on interpals right now, and she keeps rejecting my advances. Like here earlier today I said TWO TIMES pretty much if she wants to date me, and she just ignored it and deflected it. Is there some secret to this? I am sure she likes me and I cannot make her admit to this.
if there's a ww3, would the people on your island survive without being able to import food?
>>27241184
i have pikmin 3.
dropped it and picked it up again.
currently i'm fighting the sandworm monster
>>27241343
>Bumping
Proxy please
>>27241345
Sure you're not being a bit too direct?
>>27241345
>why does everyone associate cool rubbings with jamaica
She may not be worth it
>>27241184
CivV
>>27241250
now im craving this.
>>27241332
damn. I'm ok, doing the usual.
>>27241380
no
>>27241345
Welcome to Caribbean women 101
>>27241380
Return to the hills,but we would be fucked for a little while
>>27241380
We do grow our own you know
>>27241380
kek no. we import ike 80% + of our food.
we would last like 2 weeks without imports
>>27241345
what a fucking faggot you are, niggerlover. Also jesus christ can't you come on more strongly you autist? Don't they teach this hsit at racetraitor 101?
>>27241184
Civilization IV.
>>27241514
>>>>>/pol/
>>27241257
Doing some kind of /carib/ run would be harder than doing a san marino run
>>27241514
get a load of this fucking faget.
>>27241345
so awkward
>>27241514
Why are Estonians so autistic?
>>27241380
>Raise and kill my own pigs
>Have a lot of fruit trees and vegetables
>Have a gated terrain
I would survive pretty well, unlike the rest of the country.
>>27241345
What are you doing son?
>>27240911
>Is eating cow meat normal there?
I came to have a good time, and honestly, i'm feeling so insulted right now
>>27241741
Are you sure the drughead reggaton zombies won't invade you?
>>27241345
>Because I would love to share it with you!
>exclamation mark
Is this how they pick up girls in lithuania?
>>27241741
I'll just take my boat and go somewhere with food if planes for some reason are not available.
or ill mooch off from you.
>>27241509
3 months, get your facts right
>>27241582
>you must be new here
yeah no /int/ has always been and always will be racist, if you don't like get the fuck out shitskin.
>>27241686
truth hurts
>>27241731
Why are scandis such niggerlovers? ( assuming you are one not some muhammad the immigrant )
>>27241514
That's not nice coming from Eesti
>>27241870
>saint lucia
neat
>>27241797
>Implying those welfare living parasites won't be the first to die when the government stop giving them money, and they kill each other for Chef Boyardee spaghettis and heroin.
I'm planing to get a gun license, but it's hard as hell here.
>>27241918
Come on dude you're in a thread full of brown people there's no point in doing this
>>27241741
are you armed and ready to defend your property against thieves and other intruders
>>27241918
>these faggots
Could you not try to be edgy for once you bloody nitwit?
>>27241870
if he would know how to pick up women form Lithuania he wouldn't have to resort to jamaicans across the globe.
>>27241936
racetraitory isn't nice coming from Lithuania aswell
>>27241996
i'll be going, I hoped i'd get some reply from the litvak, guess not.
>>27241891
the 2 weeks i got from a professor who researched the topic.
where do you get 3 months?
>>27241918
wrong thread m8
Anyone in here watching CPL?
Ignore the racist retards.
>>27241870
I don't know why this post made me laugh so hard
I'm just about as awkward as this guy
also don't take the bait!!!
>>27242085
I am
>>27241918
you're in the wrong thread
>>27241990
>its hard as hell here.
Do it anon, the bureaucracy you have to go through to get one is fucking bullshit, but you should definitely be armed.
Maybe when shit comes falling down we can get the anons that post here and make some sort of commune. I got a boat and guns.
>>27242085
CPL?
>>27242014
Planning on it. I have a machete and a cheap katana for now.
Also, why is PR-tan always a girl.
>>27242251
Caribbean Premier League. Cricket
>>27242214
That would be rad.
>mfw learning that a 30 men militia killed 22 British soldier out of 44 who invaded Arecibo, armed with spears and machetes.
>>27241345
btw you're coming off way too strong m8, chill
>>27241345
That's alot of sphagetti
>>27242024
how can he be a race traitor of he's not a slav
>>27241345
No,no, no. Jamaican girls are all crazy. Do not proceed.
>>27242391
Britain will rise again
>>27242798
Really?
I never heard of any going batshit
>>27242815
We both know that won't happen.
>>27242901
Are there any Jamaicans who aren't crazy and who don't act ignorant at the drop of a hat?
>>27242798
Nahh Jamaican girls are sweet! Are you kidding me?
>>27242798
What kind of crazy?
>>27243053
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU9b_qCemP0
>>27243101
These niggas be crazy
>>27242933
Don't crush my dreams
>>27243053
Like burning/breaking your shit crazy
Like turning up at your place or work/your relative's house crazy
Like threatening to kill themselves crazy
>>27243002
We I have only met 3 of them at uni
They were pretty cool, but I had limited interaction with them.
who wants to get drunk with me tonite, I got no weed, so Im doing alcohol, and I have an appointment tomorrow, goddamit
>>27243002
I have a couple hundred at my Uni and they're mostly cool. Mostly.
>>27243324
I would drink with you, but I dont drink much.
Also I cant drink right now because of meds, sorry brodel.
>>27243417
>I dont drink much
I dont think many places drink as much as we do, or more, so far I`ve drinked with argentinians, and they couldn`t handle it, they even lost it with beer.
how much is "too much" for you?
>>27243324
Can't drink because of meds ;_;
>>27243591
People here do drink a lot though.
Its just me, I'm not really friends with alcohol. I feel like fucking shit every time I drink just a little.
Most I've drunk is 4 cups of rum.
>>27243324
Depends on what you're serving m8.
>>27243632
what meds?
>>27243720
Full 4 cups of pure rum? Or you mean 4 cups as in 4 glasses with rum and something else?
>>27243772
Im having a local drink, its called cocuy, its like mezcal for mexicans, hard stuff.
>>27243882
4 of these half full
>>27239078
this is the place to get rare flags
>>27243969
>rare flags
>always the same people posting
>>27243943
that aint shit m8
>>27243882
Anti-convulsant/mood stabilizer and a Beta blocker
Good times!
>>27244271
So you suffer from epilepsia? and are on anti depressants?
>>27243969
>>27244137
this
we've been having these threads for a few weeks now and the same people are always posting with the same flags
>>27244247
maybe 4 u.
I was too much for me. I can drink a bit more beer, but its still the same.
I'll drink chocolate milk with you instead.
>>27244493
Yeah for me its basically nothing
But sure, I`ll drink chocolate with you too, and bake some brownies
>>27242049
stockpiles, and the fact that we still produce food even if it's little
>>27243101
I've found the source of yales and cacos, pls nuke jamaica
>>27244358
>suffer from epilepsia
Nope, I have these recurring headaches on the right side of my head
feels like I'm being assaulted with an ice pick, so they told me to take them. The beta blocker is for Tachycardia that sometimes accompanies the headaches.
>on anti depressants
I was, but stopped
>>27244719
sorry to hear that dude, hope you get well soon, my ex had to take those but she suffered from epilepsia
Qué es lo que pasa en este hilo, chico?
>>27244719
tfw i never had any medical problem
>>27244909
lucky you
>>27244819
The headaches have died down but the mood stabilizer is messing with me.
>>27244909
My family has probably paid for my docs second home
>>27244909
r u trying 2 trick me?
>>27245151
nope, not even a cold.
>>27245292
>constantly have a cold
Fug u man. Fug u
>>27245292
Can I have some of your reptile blood based alien
>>27245349
must be my aryan genetics lol :^)
>>27244909
me neither
my only weakness is my mango allergy.
>>27245137
how come?
>>27245408
One day I will acquire your secrets
>>27239078
a couple girls in Florida are being investigated for setting a turtle on fire
>>27245514
My family is rather sickly
Tumors,xanthomas,pneumonia,diabetes,congestive heart failure and hypertension
I'd be happy if I make it past 50
>>27245624
>florida
>again
>>27245624
>florida
gee
>>27245801
I kinda know that feel, and Im already suffering it from my mother´s side, I`ll probably suffer from glaucoma more and more in the coming years, its already happening
>>27245624
why would they do that?
>>27245980
bitches and whores
I haven't been here in a while.
What are you guys up to in here?
>tfw you live in a major city and will be the first to die
It was nice knowing all of you.
>>27246018
speculating the end of the world and discussing chronic diseases
>>27246001
A girl decided to stand on one a leather back turtles.
You would swear she was the anti-Christ how people reacted
>>27246158
Sounds like fun.
Dominican nationality is my one saving grace in this shit-storm.
>>27246204
>leather back turtles
well they`re fucking turtles, I dont think there`s too many that can hold a human weight anyway and if she was american :^)
maybe people overreacted too, it always happens
>>27246299
You can thank us for the name
>>27245616
but you're in a irrelevant place, how will you find out?
>tfw blowing my load after ~3 weeks without masturbation.
So good. It was painful, but it was worth it.
>>27246585
that makes me more effective
>>27246653
you are weak
>>27246497
I really am curious, you know the backstory about how we ended up with the same name?
>>27246653
Did that for no fap September last yea....feels good
also omniglot
>>27246752
pls no bully
>>27246653
>after 3 weeks
damn
and I`d pick omniglot , or immunity
>>27246844
I wasn't doing it voluntarily though.
I was physically unable to masturbate.
>>27246832
Not really
>>27246653
Omniglot, I would love to learn a lot more languages than I do now.
>>27247204
you wouldn't go about learning them though. You would just know them.
>>27246989
Only the dead can know peace from this suffering
>>27239078
I am not angry today. I am very, very sad. Normally I would jest. But I am very sad about the plane that was lost today.
But I do have a relevant a carib fact to share that is related by degrees of separation.
Today over 150 good Dutchman were lost among others in a horrible tragedy.
Five years ago on Christmas, 2000, it was another good Dutchman, a hero, named Jasper Schuringa who saved Christmas for America from a terrorist who was about to suicide bomb an airliner arriving in Detroit. He overpowered the terrorist, cuffed him and put out the fire with his hands, burning himself.
This fine hero was born in Curaçao, of the former Netherlands Antilles in the Dutch Caribbean.
He was a hero that saved hundreds of lives and a special, perhaps the most special holiday season for America.
I am thinking of those poor Dutch friends and others lost today in this terrible tragedy. But it gives me a chance to remember, and thank the Dutch, and Curaçao of the Dutch Caribbean for giving the world the hero that saved something so special for so many. I hope we can repay our friends with justice for their loss.
Good night, Carib. Be blessed, be safe, be grateful. Sorry for sad feels; it could have been any of us.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Schuringa#Jasper_Schuringa
>>27247363
Christmas, 2009
fixt
>>27247263
I realize, its not the learning that I like, its knowing. The fact that I could read anything I liked and speak to anyone I like makes my dick diamonds.
Seduce qt's in their native tongue.
>>27239744
rice and peas
>>27247363
>>27247363
Yeah. you too man.
>>27247419
Yup, it would be really cool.
I would revive tons of dead languages by myself too.
Man, I won 5 games in a row in atwar.
git gud
>>27247363
Funny you mention Curaco. There was a shooting there today.
Someone took a hit on a dude right as he was getting off a plane
>>27247568
Are you a negro or are you white?
Mixed, Taino and other shit are not acceptable answers.
>>27247363
neat
>>27247522
Quick question how many cable companies does St.Lucia have?
>>27247363
I will smoke my freedom spliff for the Dutch and possibly Dutch Caribbean tonight.
>Tfw fleeing to Suriname when shit hits the fan.
>>27247669
Please tell me how mixed isn't acceptable when its the norm.
>>27247690
Karib Cable, LIME, Spectra (not even sure if this still exists)
>>27247669
Well then I cant answer your question because I'm neither white nor negro.
>>27247690
>that image
dios me ha pasado tantas veces ;_;
>>27247699
You`d be better off in curacao or aruba honestly or if you want you can exchange places with me, I`ve wanted to go to the netherlands for a while
>>27247735
You are not a Taino, stop pretending
And mixed doesn't exist, if you look like a nigger then you are a nigger
>>27247706
>mixed is the norm
3/4 of Puerto Rico is white you retarded liberal shithead
>>27247766
Nah Suriname might not be the most successful country in the /carib/ But I grew up with mostly Surinamese around me, So i am used to the culture.
>>27247815
Im not taino neither.
Im white, african and east asian and I look white, african and east asian, aka mixed.
>>27247815
You are actually retarded
>>27247728
Flow changed the cable line up here and every one is up in arms about it, saying we need a new one
>mfw
>>27247669
I'm yellow
>>27247842
Surinamese around in holland? How are they? I`ve never had any contact with them honestly, I`ve dealt with dutch, and dutch caribbeans both were fine
>>27247926
Not hearing about any of that here
>>27248040
I think there live more Surinamese in the Netherlands than in Suriname lel. at least 3 of our footballers are from the Suriname and some more from the A-B-C islands. When the Dutch government gave Surname its sovereignty back as a sort of repayment, Every Surinamer could be a citizen of the Netherlands if they wanted to they got a free flight to Holland, and a cheap place to stay. They aren't seen as foreigners because of our close relations for centuries and have never made any turmoil in the country about anything so they are liked here.
>>27248292
Guys like Kluivert and Gullit are surinamese aren't they? Great players
>>27248292
>at least 3 of our footballers
In the national team i mean. Also the whole Dutch softball team is Caribbean dutch. and they beat the american softball team in the finale and took the cup home which was funny because nobody even gives a damn about that sport over here.
How's life?
>>27248363
not bad
>>27248292
Well I`d guess it would be like that, suriname doesn`t really have much outside influence from its neighbors, and its nice that you at least give them that if they want to try their luck and all
also, when I was around the A-B-C i met a lot of dutch natives coming here because it had better job oportunities than over there, some had food places (glorious pattat, bitterballen and bami) but dutch girls got NO HIPS OR ASS sort off, but they`re beautiful.
How do I deal with this ;_;
>>27248351
They are pretty decent in the WBC too.
I met the first dutch person here in the island during the 2006 WBC group stages.
>>27248363
It's alright
>>27247766
the netherlands seems like a cool place to go
i have family over there (non dutch) so they could show me around
>>27248483
Venezuela has a lot of oil offshore and are saving it for when oil will be incredibly expensive. Venezuela is on road to becoming the next Saudi Arabia without the crazy Muslims. So you got that going for you.
>>27248339
The best together with cruijff and Van Basten.
>>27248495
I don't even know what that is by i am proud non the less.
Also i can't imagine Dutch people being nice in the Caribbean, We kinda see it as a always sunny beachy wonderland where our stupid bureaucratic rules don't apply and thus one can enjoy himself without thinking about other people for once.
>We dicks on Holly day wherever anyway.
how do i get a qt Caribbean gf
>>27248715
My friend has family there, he says its nice
>>27248732
Yeah we have, but with this goverment its not gonna be of much use honestly.
I`d rather be in another country in the long run than in here if shit here keeps going the way it is
