Any /carib/s on or anyone interested in caring about our nowhere land?
never heard about your shithole before m8
caribs a shit.
Tainos are better.
>>26164202
Don't you have somewhere to get shot Jamaica
>>26164266
>Tainoribbean
Not even once
>>26164378
>caribs
>civilized.
Your island is nice thou. I want to go there.
>>26164146
hat are you doing here?
tell more of your weird exotic places
>>26165134
Same reason you're here
>>26165207
What do you want to know?
What distinguishes St Lucia and St Lucians from the other Caribbean countries?
>>26165278
from how was your day/night, weather, favourite booze to landscape.
Posting local qts wouldn't hurt.
First official thread?
>>26165278
Is there any future on your island or does the bulk of the young people emigrate?
>>26165405
For my country STEM people emigrate,the others usually stay
Should I immigrate to Saint Vincent and the Grenadines?
>>26164146
>Putting niggers in charge of paradisaic islands
Fuck you Europe you ruined the Caribbean with your nigger slaves
>>26165589
So how is life there furthermore? Just relaxing? Only working in the summer seasons for tourist and such life? Thats what I imagine about small island states.
>>26165405
If you're exceptional you'll probably emigrate and only come back to see family but there really isn't much to make out of a small island like this place but they send remittance so that probably helps economic growth
>>26165379
It's humid as hell and I rarely drink but it's usually piss water or rum
>>26165348
They all consist of niggers (of varying degrees) who live on island paradises and subsist of rum export to America and American tourist dollars.
What's there to tell?
>>26165348
Probably just the dialect.
>>26165405
Here in PR there's a brain drain, mostly to the USA, but then you get those people being nostalgic and coming back because the diaspora communities are full of bydlo, and the Americans and other hispanics will treat you like an outsider. Some stay though. And island life is relaxing, provided you're not living in the city.
FUCK LE FRENCH FROG
FUCK LE FRENCH FROG
FUCK LE FRENCH FROG
FUCK LE FRENCH FROG
Aruba is nice.
Rest of Caribbean is shit. Cuba would have been good if America didn't interfere.
>>26165811
sorta like me
>>26165971
VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE
>>26165912
>brain drain from America to America
Congratulations on being a Kentucky-tier commonwealth
What is the most successful island? tourism wise
>>26165379
Humid all day err day
That would be rum
>>26165650
It's mainly working like in any other country really,just on a smaller scale.I don't spend much time at home because I work in Trinidad
>>26165981
Key West is pretty neat
>>26166045
Probably the Bahamas or Jamaica.
>>26166045
Bahamas probably.
>>26164299
#REKT
>>26165971
Remember youre country from Sid Meiers Pirates
>>26165912
Ah that sucks. Islands living looks relaxing if youre born into that culture. Most of the Surinamese and people from the Dutch Antilles have that 'relaxing' attitude. They dont like the 'everye minute of my life must be filled in with something'.
Cant decide though what the better life is. Doing nothing and be happy or develop yourself.
>>26164146
What is the food like in St. Lucia?
I have no particular question but this thread is interesting, just tell us a bit about your life man.
Do you like it there?
Would you like to move abroad or not?
What's unique about Saint Lucia?
>>26165912
Where are you from bru?
Miami here. Can I be in the thread?
>>26165729
>>26166054
This seems like a reasonable argument.
Do you guys suffer a lot from hurricanes?
And are the island internationally orientated or is the news manly focussing on the caribs
>>26164146
How much would it cost to travel there and be there a few days
How do you feel about cruise ships?
>>26166277
It depends on which island you are on the Grenadines are 32 islands each with different rates etc.
>>26166251
Not many hurricanes but storms can still wreck shit.
The news usually treats them as segments
>local
>regional
>international
>>26166401
Once they dock where we tell them and not fuck up the reefs they are cool
>>26166175
Indian and African stuff
>>26166183
>Do you like it there?
Yeah it's pretty good
>Would you like to move abroad or not?
Yeah, I probably will for school
>What's unique about Saint Lucia?
No idea
>>26166251
>Do you guys suffer a lot from hurricanes?
Not every year
>And are the island internationally orientated or is the news manly focussing on the caribs
You mean if the news talk mostly about the caribbean? Then yea
>>26166277
Martiniquans use the euro like you guys so they just come to hotels on weekends and then leave on Monday so I assume it's pretty cheap.
>>26166728
Do you think that we should have a ferry that runs between our countries?
I mean I can see St.Lucia on a clear day and LIAT are money grubbing bastards.
>>26167149
We don't? and yet we have a ferry to Martinique.
It's probably not economically interesting enough.
>LIAT
What about Air Caraibe or BWI?
Why aren't you guys all the same country?
>>26167276
>BWIA
Caribbean Airlines rather
>>26167306
>>26167276
No we don't or at least not yet, our prime minister was a bitch to other airline carriers.So we only have LIAT and SVG air
>>26167306
Because the West Indian Federation was dissolved
>>26166196
Area metro, and you?
>>26167625
Well that must be shit for you since you gotta go to Trini all the time
>>26167625
>>26167618
why was it dissolved?
>>26167979
Jamaica apparently
Hey St Lucia bro, would the average citizen of your country be ready to die for your country?
>>26168091
For what? If it's to make St. Lucia a better place they might do it reluctantly
>>26168195
I dunno, if you country was invaded by Jamaica or something
Also, what are the most shithole-ish countries in the region? I hear Antigua and Barbuda is pretty bad. And of course Haiti, but I think that goes without saying.
>>26167806
Yea pretty much
>>26167979
From what I remember from social studies
The richest countries at the time were Jamaica, Trinidad and Barbados.
Jamaica got butthurt because they opted to put the capital in Trinidad instead of Jamaica.
So they left and got independence on their own,Trinidad and Barbados didn't
want to support the smaller islands and they left as well. This left St.Vincent,St.Lucia,Grenada and Dominica as bros
>>26168244
can't think of any africa tier countries other than Jamaica
>>26168342
>>26168081
I take it Jamaica is the least liked island
>>26168440
Can't really say I hate an entire country for fucking up something I never experienced and everyone listens to the dance hall music Jamaicans put out
>>26168440
Trinidad and Jamaica kind of have a "thing" going on. Jamaica wanted to boycott Trinidadian products some months ago because they deported some Jamaicans.
Trinidad has oil and is a supplier of most of the Caribbean snacks
and beverages so they didn't give a shit.
Should I immigrate to Saint Vincent and the Grenadines?
I plan on going to St. Martin/St. Maarten island and then to St. Barthelemy. what should I expect
>>26168955
Genocide
What's the most first world Caribbean country (not just GDP, but social welfare, income equality etc)? The Bahamas?
>>26168953
That's your decision mate
>>26168955
Dutch people and french people probably
>>26169142
Bermuda maybe or if it's the actual Caribbean it's probably Trinidad
>>26168953
Depends but there are 33 islands you can choose from.
>>26169142
Trinidad
>that oil money
>>26169142
>What's the most first world Caribbean countr
The United States of America
0/10, try again
>>26169558
True, the freedom emitted from Florida can be felt here
>>26169558
The virgin islands are cool and all,but no
Would caribbeans be considered native american ?
>>26170180
Aren't all pre-european settlers native americans?
>>26169558
fuck off
>>26170180
You mean Amerindian?
Barbados have best Carib flag.
>>26170180
Yes there were Native American who looked like every other Natives Americans in the caribbeans before the Niggers and Whites arrived to turn the place into a shit hole.
>>26172231
I wholeheartedly second this notion.
I heard the flag design was chosen by a contest. Are there any Bajans who can confirm this?
>>26172492
I think alot of Caribbean flags were decided by contests
hey children
>>26172621
hello black man.
>>26172621
David Ortiz?
>>26172299
You speak as if the Africans wanted to be there; regardless there is only one Carib power to successfully defeat the Europeans in battle and and expanded they are the black Caribs: Garifuna
All major Zambo populations successfully defeated American/European forces; the Seminole Freedmen, the Miskito, and the Esmeraldas Zambos, through a combination of African military practices, Iron metallurgy, and Native American agricultural and geographical knowledge.
>>26172299
>tfw the American tropics were once a beautiful civilized place inhabited by the Arawak Indians
>tfw when the tropics are now 3rd world shit holes infested with niggers and jews.
>>26166045
clearly it's us.
>>26172865
There are zero jews here mate
>>26172865
blame Columbus for being a cunt.
>>26172887
Ha! More like St. Bart
>>26172931
Hey were there tbh; Sephardics made up as much as three fourths of the original Spanish and Portuguese colonists depending on the island
>>26172838
>Garifuna
Some of them are still around here
>>26172990
For real? Even conquistadors?
>>26172954
get out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Tourism_rankings
>>26173079
>we get more tourists than Peru.
what the fuck
>>26172865
jews are a rare encounter here
tell me about bahamas. i've got a belief that it's a nice place. am i wrong?
>>26173073
Yep, Jews and Blacks (ladinos) where in the first voyage and made up many settlements after the expulsion.
>>26173235
Cause they mixed in with Taino, blacks, and actual Spanish to make you niggas centuries ago.
>>26173261
yeah, it is compared to the rest of the Caribbean. Feels quite 1st world at times.
Tell me stories of Finland
>>26173261
Bahamas is the Nation with most islands in the Caribbean with more than 500 islands, on second place is Puerto Rico with ~143 islands
>>26165912
>not preferring puerto rico to the mainland usa
>>26173359
>Tell me stories of Finland
It's ~4AM and the sun is still up.
That is all you need to know.
>>26173499
Must be pretty weird with it being dead quiet and the sun being up or do finns have a fucked up sleep schedule?
>>26173499
holy shit go to bed
I thought I would never see this
>>26173565
It can be comfy if you yourself have a fucked up sleeping schedule, nothing really beats taking a long walk with your dog or a jog in the middle of the night while it looks like it's in the middle of the day, but no one else is there at all.
There is no abnormal sleeping schedule for the general population, but it gets depressing and annoying rather quick.
>>26173603
Very soon.
>>26173634
Does it ever get super hot and humid or do those polar winds cool everything down?
>>26173687
Unfortunately the Siberian cold only comes in the winter.
During the summer we get the baltic heat instead, which gives 25-35C easily and can be very humid at times, but mostly it's not too much.
>>26166045
barbados is the caribbean success story m8
>>26173876
Check its current state m8
>>26173941
go on..
>>26173941
I loved your last album.
>>26173876
What about cayman islands?
>>26173981
kek
more like trinidad m8
>>26174086
>Oil
Not even fair
>tfw want to move to Caribbean
>However have a BBC and cuckold fetish despite being straight when it comes to white men and chinese men
>Would end up with AIDS or a serious STD from all the black dick
Where in your countries has the least blacks?
All these colonies in this thread
>>26174122
What the fuck, kill yourself faggot
>>26173115
STRONK.
>>26173499
that would trip me out so hard
>>26173628
i've made these before and they flop
>>26174122
>despite being straight
:^)
>>26173966
Moody’s Investors Service has downgraded the island’s government bond rating by two notches from Ba3 to B3, citing “anemic economic growth” and “limited prospects for improvement.”
The IMF is calling for a devaluation of it's currency, I don't know if they will do it though.
>>26174153
pls send qts :3
>>26174149
and the ones Sir Francis Drake miserably failed to conquer
>>26174062
not really a country m8
just a paper nation
>this
after the recession who would trust Moody?
What are the economies like on your islands? Are cars expensive as fuck?
>>26173628
fuck off coolie.
Never thought I'd see a thread like this.
Ask me anything.
>>26174428
What's living in a shithole like? :D
>tfw Dominican currently in Dominican location #1 for immigrants.
>tfw I dont get my flag from D.R.
I didn't even know you bros were here.
>>26174393
>What are the economies like on your islands?
Nothing special
>Are cars expensive as fuck?
Fucking expensive and not even for the latest models but i'm just poor
>>26174427
>tfw coolie hair
>>26174393
Our cars are expensive :) thank eeuu
>>26174428
It's so nice to have you here, British Honduras, but you're not an island
Barbados have best Carib flag
>>26174393
>What are the economies like on your islands?
Pretty meh
>Are cars expensive as fuck?
Yea, but that is because of customs
if a white man comes to your isalnd, will he be threated nice, and will he be able to find a decent job easilly?
>>26174740
If you are skilled then race probably won't matter
>>26174740
I mean, from the D.R, yea. We have really bad racism towards other black people (fuck Haiti) but as long as you're not a fuck-wit I don't see why it would end badly for you at all
>>26174757
But do your people be racist? buffalo soldier
>>26174740
We're quite cosmopolitan, race won't matter to mature people.
You should be good at the language of the country you go to though, and be prepared to not understand what some people say.
Why don't you all mini-islands unite into 1 country so you actually can be relevant?
Also what kind of ethnicity are people there? Are you Hispanic, White, Black or just a wild mix?
>>26173499
Northren Sweden here, IKTF
>there is no race
I call everyone Trinidadian provided they have the accent
268 checking in
>>26166054
I think I spoke to you ages ago on /r9k/
I said I like the way Vincy people say microwave
Why are England better than West Indies at Cricket? Remember when we destroyed Trinicoons and Towogo and the 2006 world cup?
>>26174788
In elementary/ primary school when they taught slavery all the white children in the class got looked at meanly for the lesson then we played with each other for recess. Closest thing to racism i've seen
>>26174757
>>26174783
>>26174788
so whats the average salary there?whats the black-whtie ratio?how expensive is the general living?tell me about the lifestyle there.
i always had this dream for moving to completely new, tropic country and starting new laid-back life but i guess im too much of a pussy to do it for now
>>26174740
We generally don't care about race and as long as you are skilled you probably will find a job.
>>26174821
Oh my god you exist!
>>26174851
That and shop I've been told
>>26174889
Well in anu they are a good amout of whites, but they either stay in villas or they don't leave their houses.
You can survive with 4k XCD a month
There is nothing much to do until carnival season.
Its hot and dry
>>26174810
It's not that simple, Sweden
We're just getting on our own two feet, let alone starting a tropical EU (which itself has its own problems).
People here are mixed race and mostly of African, Indian and European descent.
There's also a notable amount of Chinese and Arabs here too, with more people immigrating in from all over.
Do your women worship the white cock?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I'M 100% NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I'M 200% NIGGA
But in all seriousness, besides Haiti, what's the worst country in the Caribbean?
What kind of caribbean would use 4chan?
Are you representative of the average young Caribbean, or are you all fat neckbeard anime figurine owning bronies.
Why you call yourself a nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xox3iAlXw
>>26175031
Somehow I can't imagine neckbeards in these obscure random mini-nations, it seems like something that only exists in the western world.
To me they all feel like disney-figures from Lilo and Stitch who spend their days running around their island and doing Voodoo, not using 4chan.
>>26174989
Not really, I'm sure some like vanilla and some don't, we are pretty secure in who we are and don't tend to fetishise ethnicities, but there is a worrying trend of colourism on the rise.
>>26175016
Jamaica and Trinidad for crime.
It's sad, we have so much potential.
>>26175031
>fat neckbeard anime figurine owning bronies
I can't imagine anyone like that here but you never know.
>>26175093
American culture.
>>26174889
I mean, you mean general living or decent living? In a city or in a smaller town? It all makes a difference. But with USD $30k you're easily (i mean easily) living the good life. I mean, a 2-story house with its own parking costs 110-ish in the city, and by the time you get to the smaller towns that's enough for an actual mansion. Point is, living is cheap as fuck and if you can get by in Bulgaria, you can get by where I'm from.
Lifestyle? Pretty relaxed, I mean, people are becoming more hectic in their daily lives but still not nearly as bad as here in the U.S. People spend a lot of time outside, even if its literally on their porch playing dominoes with the neighbors, and tropics means that all year long you don't even have to worry about shit like the weather (except for hurricanes if you live in some shit-hole slum)
Black-white ratio varies, but there's enough of both not to freak you out too bad, and the people are used to seeing foreign white people everywhere. But at the same time, it isn't perfect, shithole neighborhoods are still shithole neighborhoods, but I do think it's getting better, slowly but surely.
>>26175111
>running around their island and doing Voodoo
Most people have an aversion to that kind of thing.
We're a very Christian area.
>>26174889
>so whats the average salary there?
Not a clue
>whats the black-whtie ratio?
Not just black and white there are Indians,Filipinos,Syrians etc.
but it's majority black
>how expensive is the general living?
Electricity is fuggen expensive
SVG = $300 EC a month
TT = $10-20 EC a month
>tell me about the lifestyle there.
Pretty laid back
beach, bar,island hopping etc
>implying millions of Americans don't know the Caribbean because they haven't been there
With your resorts and all, you're known
>>26175031
Puerto Ricans post on here all the time.
>>26174989
Yes
>>26175031
Im what you call semi popular, fit, tall, etc etc
>>26175111
>voodoo
That's only Haiti, m8
half guyanese here. i can't even begin to express how happy i am that my family left that fucking dump.
>>26175031
>fat neckbeard anime figurine owning bronies.
Never seen one in the wild
>>26175111
>island and doing Voodoo
Island is way to conservative christian for that
>>26175191
santeria same thing
>>26175142
So are there no common nature religions at all?
I guess Trinidad is still pretty big but what about you really small nations, St Lucia and others. What can you do all day? Just go to the beach? Are there any universities, nightclubs, shopping malls etc?
>>26174393
Agriculture, Tourism, some Mining exports, etc.
For cars it depends on how the dollar is trading I suppose. I think they tend to be quite affordable for economy models. Tax is 18%. We also have a lot of used cars coming from the US. You can bring your car if you want to move here. Luxury cars have higher import tax so you'll be paying more. Doesn't stop people though.
>>26174740
No, you won't find a job easily if you don't speak spanish tbh. but we're nice in general so you'd make friends and stuff. I don't think we're that interested in white people, there isn't really a mystique or anything.
>>26174810
Hispanic is an American invention. We just identify by our countries first, race is secondary.
>>26175113
Well, you guys are better off than Africa, Polynesia, or SE Asia, so don't feel too bad about potential.
>>26175259
Santeria and Palo Mayombe - Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba
Voodun- Haiti
That's pretty much it
>>26175142
>I'm Christian
>4,600,000,000 + 2680 - 666
>being religious
I seriously hope
>>26175255
still Haiti
>>26175294
Are there any polynesians on /int/ anyway? I'm new here.
>>26175330
u w0t
Santeria is in Puerto Rico, DR, and Cuba
My dad is a Santero
>>26174986
>Arabs
Are they Durka Durka's?
>>26175366
>polynesians
wrong geographical area general, nigga
>>26175259
>What can you do all day?
Laze around talking to friends or ogle girls. Play video games or whatever
> Are there any universities, nightclubs, shopping malls etc?
Yeah we've got all of that, our tourism sector would be fucked if we didn't but in terms of universities it's mostly medical universities
>>26175328
If you're on 4chan it's quite likely you're irreligious regardless of your country's demographic
>>26175135
>But with USD $30k
well will i be able to find a job for this salary there?
also im a second year in university right now, lets say i decide to move there.Will i be able to get in university and stuff?or find a job without degree at all
>>26175146
>Pretty laid back
beach, bar,island hopping etc
thats what im aiming for
>>26175269
>No, you won't find a job easily if you don't speak spanish tbh. but we're nice in general so you'd make friends and stuff. I don't think we're that interested in white people, there isn't really a mystique or anything.
well thats downer,i thought that english is official language there
Aruba checking in.
>>26175269
>You can bring your car if you want to move here.
People actually move to the dominican republic?
>>26175296
My greatgrandmother did Palo. She had a big party dedicated to a saint, spirit or whatever each year, but I don't remember which one. It was pretty fun, I would look forward to it since young. and I wouldn't call it obscure but most Dominicans have never taken part in any Palo ceremony, and can only "dance" palo by imitation.
>>26175259
Beach
Shopping
Cheap alcohol
Economic crisis
Basically normal life, just like any 1st world(USA-tier 1st world, not european 1st world)
>>26175259
>Are there any universities
A few medical schools set up satellite campuses here and the we have UWI open campus
>nightclubs
Quite a few
>shopping malls
None,zero,nada
I usually go hiking since my island mountainous as shit
>Will i be able to get in university and stuff
Barbados,Trinidad and Jamaica and Grenada have the Universities
W/o a degree
I'm a bit skeptical
I have a somewhat strange question: in case of a severe economic crisis/disaster, can the islands fend for themselves? Basically I have the impression all the food is imported and awfully expensive in modern isolated island nations
Why can nigger only live together without destroying and killing on islands? Is it because they become only tourist economy and it means that they continue to be slave? And nigger, they only exist well when slaves. I think all nigger should live on the islands. Maybe we take African oil then put water on each country border and they will soon be like your carribean country. Why do nigger nead a cocounuts around them to not be shithole? if I took a palm tree and put in a niggers house would he stop throwing his shit like monkey? Are you calmed down by the palm tree and cocunut? is this the nigger secret? do american fight drug war by purchase bananas and hang them up so you feel at home? they need a cruise ship not a police car?
tell me why island niggers are not as monkeys.
>>26173359
how would you compare bahamas to hawaii? like lifestyle generally, scenery, people, girls? i haven't been either of those two but somehow i like those places. i hope i'll be able to visit there in future.
>>26175580
Mate I know you're an expat speak properly.
>>26175464
I mean, if you're skilled like the other guy said, and since you're fluent in English (and I assume you'd want to become passable at Spanish) then yea, you definitely could get a great fucking job here. You'd get into university, I mean, you don't seem like a retard or anything, and even if you did, you'd still get in. I recommend a visit first, to see if its your style though
>>26175561
But doesn't the island life get boring?
Do people even live in the center of your country or is it all forest?
How much would a farm cost?
>>26175521
That looks like a pretty awesome place
>>26175574
This island would so screwed it isn't even funny
>>26175580
tl;dr
>>26175647
>doesn't the island life get boring?
>doesn't life get boring?
There fixed. If you don't have hobbies to keep you occupied then you'll be bored if all you do is lie down in the sand
>>26175259
Not really, I mean there is still some Hinduism, Islam, Voo Doo, some practitioners of Obeah but most people are Christian.
There is the Rastafarian movement that started here but that was born from the Judeo-Christian religions of the Europeans and aligns itself with Ethiopian Orthodox Christianity
The smaller islands have infrastructure just as good as Jamaica.
>>26174889
There can be large divides between the rich and poor so averages may be off.
You could make a living here just like anywhere else though.
There are enough white people here, no one is going to stare as though they have never seen a white person before, so you don't have to worry about it.
Depends on how you want to live, you're not going to get a nice big house for as cheap as the states, but houses here won't be made of papier mache like yankee houses though
Life here is hot as fuck
>>26174821
hi Antigua
>>26175294
That's true but we really could be a 1st world prospering region.
If we could just get a handle on the drug trade we'd thrive; it's heartbreaking.
>>26175328
I shan't comment on theism vs atheism but all I'll say is that Christianity has been instilled in us due to colonialism. It's part of the mindset of people ergo it is hard to shake.
Furthermore, your country is a very Christian one too, so you can't really judge us.
>>26175439
There are some Muslims here but they're normal people.
There are a few that dress up like they came straight from the heart of the middle east which is weird but I suppose it's just for tradition.
>>26175580
Thanks for letting us know we're black, kettle
>>26175638
noice
what money do i need for lets say a week long visit there?Excluding the tickets which i guess will be like ~2k usd from europe
>>26175647
With a fast internet and a decent computer, you can be at home anywhere in the world. We're interconnected :)
>>26175464
Not here, some other islands. You can mostly find trade jobs here if an international company wants to bring you in, also in mining and education to teach english at some schools, but the market is very limited. What expats mostly do is set up their own businesses.
>>26175551
Of course, many people retire here also. Even people that just move for fun or for a change of scenery. We have a lot of Venezuelans recently trying their luck down here and they just bring all their stuff from there.
>>26175760
also how easy is to get eventual citizenship, and is it hard to start some kind of business there?
>>26175692
Yeah, but what hobbies can you do on an island?
>can't play musical instruments because too expensive
>can't read books because illiterate
>can't be a cyclist because island is too small
>can't shoot things because no gunz laws
>can't ride motorcycles because vehicles are too expensive
What is there to do on an island besides lay on the beach and fuck sluts?
>>26175580
Try again, but next time in actual english
>>26175580
>China
>>26164146
Why are all the Lower Antilles not under a single government? They're so tiny!
>>26175791
Could a white American move to your country, find a job, and live a happy life without getting killed?
>>26175777
>a fast internet
>fast internet
>islands
Also what's internet like on everyone's island?
>>26175574
more than 60% is imported, we'd only live 3 months without importing food
>>26164266
yay
>>26175801
>how easy is to get eventual citizenship
It's probably easy if you just marry a qt
>is it hard to start some kind of business there?
I think CSME gives you money to start a business if you wanted
>>26175850
>can't play musical instruments because too expensive
Import
>can't read books because illiterate
pirate
>can't be a cyclist because island is too small
cycling up hills are a good workout and cycling down them is awesome as fuck but all i ever see the immigrant white people do is cycle around the districts
>can't shoot things because no gunz laws
you can get a permit
>can't ride motorcycles because vehicles are too expensive
then rent or something
I have all of these except a bike and a gun. it won't take a life time loan to get any of them
>>26175958
>implying you couldn't solely live off of sugarcane
>>26175647
It's only boring if you're outside of the Metro Area, people from the countryside side will tell you the opposite
>>26175580
>china
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTzmIgRuQ0
>>26175726
>There are some Muslims here but they're normal people.
For now, mate.
I only know a little bit of spanish, if I'm not looking to go full "tourista" what's the absolute cheapest carib country to chill at for a month or two, and how much would it cost?
>>26176002
>can't read books because illiterate
Don't read then actually
>>26175850
>can't play musical instruments because too expensive
Depends I bought my guitar here
>can't read books because illiterate
literacy rates are quite high
>can't be a cyclist because island is too small
I know quite a few cyclist, dem mountains
>can't shoot things because no gunz laws
paint ball!
>can't ride motorcycles because vehicles are too expensive
I'm not to sure about this one
>>26175941
Based 100Mbps conncetion
>>26176023
all the hijabs I know are indians into medicine
>>26175760
>>26175801
I guess, a few hundred would get you a week, at least like 500. But I mean, hotels included or not included? I can't help you on resort prices or anything, but I'm talking cash to spend bar-hopping and shit. I'd bring 1k if I could so I could have the best time, and that should be more than enough. Research some more though, since are we talking about a resort (Puerto Plata) or the capital city? /trv/ actually isn't totally useless for that sort of deal. Citizenship is a joke as long as you aren't Haitian. Tends to be pretty basic, but I don't have a lot of experience with that since I don't hear about Europeans getting citizenship (even though there are a lot around, I just never bothered asking them.) Businesses depend on what you're selling and where, basic market saturation knowledge just like anywhere else in the world. Not too difficult if you know what you're doing and don't listen to "that one guy down the street whose cousin knew a guy who once operated a clothing store this one time." You know the type.
>>26176054
>Depends I bought my guitar here
What model? Where are you originally from?
>>26175941
Can barely break 300 kbps download and will never ever be able to be a regular on private trackers
Is life in the Carribean expensive?
I want to move there when I retire
>>26176112
>Is life in the Carribean expensive?
No
>>26175912
Yeah, I know a few who did, some of them moved due to marrying someone from here, some of them just moved here.
>>26176023
>>26176065
In Trinidad there's Muslims of all ethnicities, I hope they can maintain the secular outlook we have here. When people become indoctrinated they become dangerous.
>>26176112
Only cars and technology from what I've read from this thread
>>26176011
>sugarcane
you're a century l8, m8
>>26175791
>implying it isn't the Haitians trying their luck in DR
I can't stand those fuckers.
>>26176112
broadband is expensive, yo
>>26175912
sure. chance of a gringo getting killed is still quite low, but it's still there. 90% chance you will get robbed at least once though. It's a rite of passage.
>>26176203
Haitians are dumb as shit
>Chop all trees down on island
>Put like half of the population on welfare
>Stuff everybody into Ghettos
>Complains when island gets destroyed by an earthquake
>>26176277
you forgot
>eat cookies made from dirt
>>26176105
Gibson LG-2 acoustic, I'm a native
Friend of mine has a cello and a violin but he has dosh
>>26176108
Didn't Flow buy Karib Kable
what's barbados like?
>>26176311
oh crap, I thought you said "brought"
>>26176307
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
in case anyone is interested :DD:D
Is it true DR is building a wall between them and Haiti?
I came across this the other day:
http://www.haitiobserver.com/blog/wall-between-haiti-and-dominican-republic-for-separation.html
>>26176277
Haitians gave America AIDS.
Remember that next time you suffer through another boring condom blowjob.
>>26176277
Corruption at its finest. The haitian I knew was a kinesthesiologist, spoke 4 languages and wrote a book. He was my secondary school PE teacher
>>26176311
>a cello and a violin
Fucking hell. Saving up for a trumpet and a decent keyboard is hard enough
>Didn't Flow buy Karib Kable
No idea
>>26176377
That's a good idea tbo
>>26176371
wat
>>26176311
>Friend of mine has a cello and a violin but he has dosh
Doesn't the humidity fuck those up?
>>26176267
Hey Dominican Republic, how does it feel that your only land neighbor is the biggest shithole in the Carribean?
>Dominican Republic GDP: $58.95 billion (2012)
>Haiti GDP: $7.843 billion (2012)
Do most of you guys speak Spanish as a native language? Or is it native language?(as in non Latin based)
>>26176435
Humidifier
>>26176377
No one actually wants this. I mean, it's a good idea in practice but every Dominican knows whoever is in charge of it will just use it divert funds and steal millions. Haitians are trying to bait us again.
>>26176475
Have the Israelis help build it
>>26176446
they speak a fuckton of languages
>>26176446
We speak Spanish, Columbus killed all the natives 500 years ago
>>26176438
My friends make fun of me for it all the time, fuck Haiti
>>26176377
Politicians are corrupt assholes who are going to use the money to import new cars without getting taxed on them
Which country in the Caribbean would be a nice for a Mixed guy
>>26176446
English, Spanish, French, Dutch
>>26176435
Never asked him about it
>>26176392
They bought our Karib Kable, it was the
best to ever happen in this country.
LIME getting BTFO!
>>26176544
Pretty much any one of them
They love the tourism money
>>26176544
Any. Especially Jamaica if you're lightskinned.
Yardie gyal love a red t'ing.
>>26176573
>LIME
Last time I used those shills was when they were called Cable & Wireless and trying to establish a natural monopoly on data communications
>>26176583
This. Just give us your money and you're in. You can be a fucking venusian. Just give us money.
>>26176438
Feels bad, man.
Every Dominican wishes Haiti would pick itself up because it would benefit us as well. But it seems they refuse. And Haitians are NOT stupid individually, they tend to be quite cunning and smart if they are educated, yet they are so corrupted they keep electing all these useless clueless people who have no interest in helping the country at all.
>>26176544
mixed with what? we have the biggest mixed population, I guess you could blend in depending where you go. Could also try Jamaica.
This thread has been a good thread... we must enjoy it, for it only happens once in a blue moon
>>26176641
I'm 1/8th Black 7/8th White, I don't look either Black or White
>>26176718
If you lazy slobs come out of the woodwork regularly then it can be half as popular as hilo latino or ex-yu
>>26176718
I concur
>>26176718
>Caribbean inhabitants post with other inhabitants
>Only like 10 people from the Caribbean with a million Amerifags asking questions
>>26176371
>you will never make mad dinero selling dirt to haitians so they can make "cookies" with it
>>26176718
Indeed
>>26176766
It was to be expected
>>26176769
>get dirt from another country
>import it to Haiti as "high quality dirt"
>Become thousandaire
How are the crime rates there?
Have you ever seen snow?
