/truth/ edition
>>51956442
just got a call up about the internetship
used the phrases "cocked up", "i'm not doing well", "bloody hell", and "this really caught me off guard"
One thing that makes gay experiences difficult for me is the fact that I'm really fucking picky. Or picky isn't really the right word. It's like I'm not attracted to guys.
Ok, so it's like... I love cock. LOVE it. Hot asses, sexy bodies. They turn me into a little fag. Faces turn me right around. It's not like with women where as long as they're not fat and/or ugly as fuck I can fap to them/fuck them. It's really hard for me to find a guy I'd be able to get turned on enough by to get into it.
I know it's a lower your standards thing but I can't get turned on by a guy if I'm not attracted to him. I wish I could. I want to be gayer. I want to suck cocks and get fucked and go into a bathhouse and let them all use me. But I get turned off by pretty much anything that's not some hunky model look.
>>51956484
wat
>>51956442
>brit
>these flags
>page 4
>new thread
we oz hour now
Is New Zealand milder climate than Aus?
marina
a
rina
i
n
a
>>51956484
Incredible insight into the life of a homosexual male, thank you so much for sharing this with /brit/
>>51956513
Just as diverse and multicultural as Britain :')
>>51956484
this is pretty gay ngl
all I want is some big fat tits bouncing in my face while the girl grinds on my lap
>>51956521
Marina
You gotta see her
Night nerds
this is literally on the bbc website
maisie
>>51956535
glorious
whoops didn't see the new thread
there's stages to a /brit/ day or even the /brit/ week but I haven't tracked exactly when all these stages occur
there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.
>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily
>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though
>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour
>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots
>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up
>>51956636
excellent post
>>51956636
good post
>>51956578
>perfidious kiwis are literally removing the union jack from their flag
>replacing it with a fucking triangle
>>51956636
aussie yank and cankek hours are awful
>>51956578
I love pepe the frog dude XDD got any rare pepes to share ;)?
>>51956636
oh, and:
>Thailad threads
because nowadays his mere presence triggers whole threads conversation about hating or liking him
and
>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
might call the police on this house party desu haha
>>51956683
eurgh, bitch dressing for "wavy" fancy dress when i'd put money on her owning that track suit before she got the invite
>>51956724
delete this
>>51956724
sweet jesus
>>51956724
person on the right is a butch lesbian right?
>>Fedora shitposting
>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
just want to be sick everywhere
>>51956724
>D.A.R.E shirt
kek
>>51956734
>>Thailad threads
oh yeah, don't forget about Lisicki threads
r-right?
>>Fedora shitposting
>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
>>51956789
>butch
Mate...
>nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
>>51956724
>being proud of not doing drugs in high school
>>51956636
how do I get on /aus/
>>51956839
wait 5 hours tbhwy
>>51956825
>I did drugs in highschool
>>51956799
*runs around in a panic with a bowl*
>Selena Gomez in that new headphones ad
wew lads
>>51956839
/brit/ is mostly /aus/ at around 6am-10am
does overlap with wageslave hours
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Kokoro%20Dream.swf
Life can be alright, lads.
>>51956880
>i didn't smoke weed at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXXVPlrY974
Doing a poo RIGHT NOW lads ama
>>51956825
>>51956880
>high school
foy
>>51956907
>DUDE
>>51956513
the adult with the mental capacity of a child riding a tricycle, obviously enjoying herself, is a pretty apt analogy for australia
>i am militantly straight edge
>>51956895
>Life can be alright, lads.
>>51956949
>>51956949
> t. Niggers of Europe
did the spotify year thing
got the play it forward playlist
one of the songs in there was one of the songs off ellie goulding's new album
anyone heard it? the first single sounded like complete shit
doing a post
doot doot
>>51956999
checking a numbers
>>51956521
>tfw marina will never be your primadonna girl
I just want to end it
>>51956960
>>51957004
We get it, you vape.
>>51957027
thank you
Choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d34G0ZkJsqw
>I look for repeating digits on Singaporean knitting forums
are you ok annie
>I am from California
>>51956586
Good analysis
I miss the days when /brit/ was small community of lads discussing crisps, slags and freddos
We've become too mainstream
>>51957004
Teammates literally dragged my mark for our presentation down. He said that the introduction (i.e. my part) was great but it slowly got worse.
who /comfydocumentaries/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYOarZKipnU
i am now going to bed goodnight and god bless
A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
>>51957043
>>51957102
there's no afterlife my pizza nigger
interesting observation here:
Fedora hour doesn't comply to a necessary timezone as other /brit/ moments do.
Fedora hour can simply be triggered by mentioning fedoras, or by posting a long obnoxious or "trying too hard" paragraph. These will always result in a fedora reply or reference to your post, but if two posters do this within the same minute, it sets off a chain reaction on /brit/ to jump on the bandwagon and Fedora gimmicking becomes the norm for the rest of the thread until it passes the bump limit and a new one is posted.
Sometimes cheeky JF will continue to fedorapost into the next thread but they usually burn out quickly
>>51957088
>We've become too mainstream
>i am now going to bed goodnight and god bless
>>51957102
g'night
>tfw people are singing outside
stop
>tfw no smirking gf
>>51957127
You're doing this on purpose, right?
>interesting observation here
>>51957144
kill yourself
>>51957092
made a decent list a while back, mostly of history documentaries, but I'd need to find them again
was watching this one about Hawaii earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGvnwOQNhDg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3355127/CCTV-shows-moment-killers-led-young-man-death.html
>Gossling convinced Mr Nicholson to go to the flat on the pretence of meeting a mutual girlfriend.
Fuck.
>Nova Scotia
>Kevin thinks he's allowed to post hat meme
I'm pretty sure lisicki only has 3 images
>>51957127
>interesting observation here:
>Fedora hour doesn't comply to a necessary timezone as other /brit/ moments do.
>Fedora hour can simply be triggered by mentioning fedoras, or by posting a long obnoxious or "trying too hard" paragraph. These will always result in a fedora reply or reference to your post, but if two posters do this within the same minute, it sets off a chain reaction on /brit/ to jump on the bandwagon and Fedora gimmicking becomes the norm for the rest of the thread until it passes the bump limit and a new one is posted.
>Sometimes cheeky JF will continue to fedorapost into the next thread but they usually burn out quickly
I have finally ascended past >tfwnogf. Women do not matter. Come with me my brothers, focus on oneself. A woman will only bring you trouble and problems in the long run. Feel with me.
>>51957144
kill yourself
Guys I just smoked weed and I am so sad right now, what the fuck.
>>51957194
>see the suspect pictures
>everything makes sense
I made a Rorke as fuck comment on a YouTube video like 1 year ago and it's got over 300 likes and I still get likes on a weekly basis haha
>>51957235
foy
>>51957235
are you doing a think about life senpai
>>51957235
You got the 'd' upside down
>>51957222
>I have finally ascended past >tfwnogf. Women do not matter. Come with me my brothers, focus on oneself. A woman will only bring you trouble and problems in the long run. Feel with me.
>>51957193
seems comfy, added to my backlog
>>51957170
I have a degree in /brit/ studies and sciences from the University of York
>I have finally ascended past >tfwnogf. Women do not matter. Come with me my brothers, focus on oneself. A woman will only bring you trouble and problems in the long run. Feel with me
>>51957284
Ahh excellent... very impressive
>>51957254
Yeah, a bad one
>>51957249
link it lad, I'll give it an unironic +1
>I made a Rorke as fuck comment on a YouTube video like 1 year ago and it's got over 300 likes and I still get likes on a weekly basis haha
>>51957127
more people reply with fedoras to literally anything because they are devoid of personality or anything in their lives other than masturbating and tv/cartoons
Just want it to be morning so I can eat breakfast but can't sleep anyone know this feel???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIaGWURONRU
>He is a right winger
>>51957222
was pretty much born this way desu, no ascension required
>>51957194
>planned to make it look like a suicide
>stabbed him to death
Not exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer are they?
>>51957317
i know the feeling mate
did a bit of a cry because i was was going back through my entire life and overthinking everything a few weeks ago desu
try put some music on or something to distract you
>>51957235
>Guys I just smoked weed
>>51956791
>>51956807
>>51956820
>>51956825
>>51956880
>>51956907
>>51956939
>>51956953
>>51956960
>>51957071
>>51957077
@51957144
>>51957146
>>51957179
>>51957197
>>51957216
>>51957269
>>51957285
>>51957330
There is an interesting trend here: all of these images feature young men wearing fashionable hats
What could this mean?
>>51957332
wew lad
>tfw you just make fedora bait posts because you love the fedora meme
I'm calling it lads
In a bit
i think my years of heavy drinking are catching up with me lads. i decided to take a day off and i feel dizzy, light hurts my eyes, i'm twitching and i swap between feel boiling hot and freezing cold by the minute. jesus this is fucking horrible
>>51957394
They make me laugh tbqh.
Haven't done either essay for tomorrow and they were already meant to be in like a week ago
what am I like
>>51957360
Nah, this i too bad. I've never felt this shit.
I think my brother might be in trouble. He had major surgery yesterday and isn't picking up my calls or texts except a few random snapchats of a dashboard.
In your world
Within your community
If you want to maintain your power
You get this amulet
It will safeguard your power
And it will safeguard your wealth
This is the wealth and power amulet
About to head to the coffee machine. What should I get?
>>51957441
prefer pepe to fedoras as far as old memes go. fedoraism was born on reddit.
>>51957518
Coffee
Human beings should have never evolved. We are just glorified insects. Let the world burn.
Just topped myself
>>51957518
>coffee machine
yanks out
>>51957394
m8 i think about the fedora meme all the time. someone will be holding traffic up by turning right or some shit and i'll just think "i turn right" next to a picture of a fedora (usually the one where he's on the train)
At the end of the day lads were all in control of a human life and that is the sweetest gift one can have be happy xx
>>51957540
>Human beings should have never evolved. We are just glorified insects. Let the world burn.
>>51957581
>implying anyone is free under capitalism
>tfw /mu/ is turning into /tv/
>>51957375
pure coincidence
I might be able to get a funny video lads its fucking wonderful and I think you'll like it
Here's the premise
>year 11 leavers over the park a few years ago
>some lad gets really fucking pissed, drank 10+ bottles in just over an hour
>he's lying on the floor wretching and saying he's going to be sick
>a lad gives him a shocking nipple cripple
>drunk lad gets up and runs off, flips over the fence around the park
>runs to a tree and starts to piss
>falls in his piss puddle
>firemen come over from putting out a bonfire my year started
>drunk lad sprints off like a retard all the girls are telling him to sit down
>ambulance comes, he sees it and falls on the floor crying
>video stops recording
I hope my m8s still got the video, he said it was in his Dropbox it had better still be there
high
test
>>51957595
Piss off
>>51957581
fuck off and die
life is a fucking curse for us.
can honestly say I wish I had never been born. At least then I wouldn't disappoint my parents with the slow failure of my life.
>>51957628
>ass
fuck off yank
why won't girls take an interest in me? i've literally just finished reading the prince by machiavelli and yet all they have eyes for is the "HEY M8 YOU SEE THE UNITED GAME" cunts
>>51957581
>At the end of the day lads were all in control of a human life and that is the sweetest gift one can have be happy xx
>>51957600
How so?
gonna be alone on new years again lads
>>51957646
>i've literally just finished reading the prince by machiavelli and yet all they have eyes for is the "HEY M8 YOU SEE THE UNITED GAME" cunts
>>51957640
>can honestly say I wish I had never been born. At least then I wouldn't disappoint my parents with the slow failure of my life.
>>51957646
Hat man.jpg
>>51957646
so you're saying all girls would rather read art of war rather than watch X-factor
k
>>51957677
Spend new years with /brit/
>i've literally just finished reading the prince by machiavelli
>>51957662
have you been there lately? Literally only memes now. Shitposts outweigh actual threads more than ever, it's unreadable
-EMERGENCY MEME CONFERENCE-
We need a new meme lads, getting sick off these sub par memes that get posted a lot these days. Since all the normies are in bed, I think this is the right time to hand craft the perfect meme.
>>51957697
no I want to be normal
opinions on chaturbate la's?
friend showed it to me on skype just now and idk what to think of it? like the amount of money mans paying, might as well pay for a prostitute if you're that desp?
how much are tokens anyways 2bh
>Since all the normies are in bed, I think this is the right time to hand craft the perfect me
>190cm Master Race is a paki
Who would've guessed?
Just had a nice dance in the middle of my room in the dark lads
>>51957734
these are still failed normie hours
the abnormie hours are 4.30am through to 6.30am when you really hate yourself
>>51957721
>Literally only memes now
Sounds like an improvement
>>51957734
>I believe you can artificially produce memes
>>51957699
Read that book in middle school library alone during lunch time because I had no friends and nobody wanted to sit next to me at the cafeteria...
Just sent a girl a message saying "please be in london". Shitting it desu, out of my comfort zone. Playing with fire. Madman.
>>51957770
he's a nigger called Daniel Fisher though
>>51957812
are you yourself in london?
>I use fedora posts as a downvote button
>>51957677
going to be in a gay friend's house for dinner(other friends of which most are straight are going to be there)
>>51957780
>failed normie
literally me
>>51957780
i was unironically on here till 9am yesterday
end it now tbqh
>>51957763
Token are 10 cents for 1. I've only seen one girl, her name's Lucy Everleigh and she seemed pretty chill. Dunno, it's like Twitch for porn.
>I'm American
People who don't wear watches aren't white
>Come and get me started
>Wanna touch it, wanna touch it
>Caress me down there
>>51957899
Who actually wears a watch these days. Thats what my phone is for
4chan has so much comedic value. I need to exploit this and make money off your posts. Even the depressingly bleak posts have a touch of humour.
>>51957795
God damnit we can if we try
We must genetically engineer the perfect meme, it's possible we just never got to test it because normies contaminate any meme they come into contact with and to artificially create a meme we need a 100% Uncontaminated staging area. Which we have right now.
>>51957943
Abbo detected
>>51957873
>Token are 10 cents for 1.
lolz though
2bh it's kinda shit imo the girls are mostly substandard
Leaving the house for first time in 5 month tomorrow. Wish me luck lads.
>>51957900
this tbqh
>We must genetically engineer the perfect meme, it's possible we just never got to test it because normies contaminate any meme they come into contact with and to artificially create a meme we need a 100% Uncontaminated staging area.
>>51957343
yes
I'm actually going out with [my only] friends for the first time in a week or so, need to sleep really soon so my schedule doesn't fuck up again
>>51957971
That was Maisie until I opened it
How disappointing
>>51957970
Good lad
>>51957969
I dunno, I think a lot of the girls are pretty
>alri bruv hold still while i reach in yer pocket to get yer fone then inni
>>51956724
>me on the right
Bricks
>>51957959
>We must genetically engineer the perfect meme, it's possible we just never got to test it because normies contaminate any meme they come into contact with and to artificially create a meme we need a 100% Uncontaminated staging area. Which we have right now.
>>51957394
>>51957441
>>51957522
>>51957567
>mfw no joke there are people who are like this irl
>manboys giggling over image macros and videos of cats online on their macbooks mid lecture.
me rn
The girl I said pls be in london to just said Canterbury. What do I say?
>>51958045
lad i hate them too but you're not even supposed to be here
>>51958055
That's where I live mate who is she might know her wahey
>I like Lego
>>51958054
Rasheed
>>51958055
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Just arranged a shag date on grindr for saturday lads, willy is VERY HARD with anticipation right now but I don't know whether to have a wank or save it for saturday so it's exxxtra good when I release inside his bp ;)))
>>51958079
more right than you lad
bet you've never even seen the Queen
Scotland is the best region in the U.K. Best culture, food, and less undesirable demographics.
got a letter from somewhere called Coppel, TX
should i open it lads
1550 pounds in debt and going out tomorrow night lads haha what am I like x
Look at you, you fucking pathetic maggots. I'll return with the PERFECT meme that has the power to destroy this general once and for all. If you aren't with me(mes) you're against me(mes), which means all you that defy me and stand in the way must be eradicated like the filthy vermin you are.
What is the easiest, quickest, most painless way to kill myself.
>Rasheed
>>51958055
I am in Canterbury at the moment. Want me to fuck her for you lad? I will tell her you send your regards.
>>51958132
Correct!
If only everyone could be a bit more Scottish.
>>51958126
Gas yourself
>>51958126
the gayposting was meant to be ironic lad, you're not supposed to actually fuck another lad ffs
lads u reckon girls will think im a hunk or a fedora if i ride vintage bikes?
im attractive - weigh in
>>51958154
I miss the "pawns" meme actually
>>51958164
Where bouts m8
>>51958193
>motorised fedora
What do you think?
>>51958132
t. donald trump
>>51958169
>>51958181
>2015
>Not shagging femboys
feel genuinely sorry for you lol
>>51958195
Downs Road tbqh lad.
>>51958132
>less undesirable demographics
not true, its full of scots
>>51958154
>I just unironically posted that
Jesus Christ
Well it's time for bed I think, good night
one man
one machete
>>51958206
I think i'll be alright desu
>>51958210
nah its ok lad im not really into willies, have fun tho. play safe, you don't want the big A.
>>51958238
Good night
>>51958097
>>51958164
Why dont you fight each other and film it for us
>>51958210
post penis
>>51958245
>you don't want the big A
What about poz-culture?
>>51958155
draw up a warm bath
buy a big bottle of liquor
set up some incense and music, maybe some candles
get a good sharp blade
get drunk (but not pass-out drunk)
and slit your wrists in the warm water
remember up and down the wrist and not across like on TV.
for extra banter kill yourself in a kids park or something
>>51958243
I hope you have a license for that.
>>51957424
that's called withdrawal
>>51958272
>>51958267
>>51958263
fuck off vermin
literal immigrants
>draw up a warm bath
>buy a big bottle of liquor
>set up some incense and music, maybe some candles
>get a good sharp blade
>get drunk (but not pass-out drunk)
>and slit your wrists in the warm water
>
>remember up and down the wrist and not across like on TV.
>
>for extra banter kill yourself in a kids park or something
>>51958193
literally all girls get wet as October over bikes
don't get a Harley or some lame American shit.
classic British style bikes and Jap bikes are where its at.
>>51958267
that can honestly burn in the pit of non-existent hell. fucking cancerous shit.
>>51958222
Went to a few house parties there last year la
>>51958301
would really enjoy it if you followed that list m8
see, google's on the same wavelength as me. they totally get what I'm trying to say
>>51958193
Are you gonna wear a leather jacket? I like leather jackets.
>>51958132
>culture
am gessin gettin mad wae it and glassin some wee bawbag is yer hing pal?
>food
they deep fry everything, so it makes sense that yanks would like it
>less undesirable demographics
>scots
>>51958303
>classic British style bikes and Jap bikes are where its at.
yeah la no doubt, looking at cheapo 70's-90's Yamahas etc atm
>tfw dad wont let me ride his triumph
a-alri
>>51958339
hello vocaroo girl
>>51958272
>liquor
Fuck off yank.
>>51958363
Hi you x
>mod "culture"
>>51958380
post fingernails
>Scooter "culture"
>>51958359
>cheapo 70's-90's Yamahas
yea they're sick as fuck and good price, legit British bikes are usually collector items and expensive as fuck, wouldn't even want to ride it and risk wrecking it.
pic related is my bike now but I can hardly use it due to the climate here.
>>51958339
sure thing baby
*shows up at your house in a leather jacket*
*climbs through your window while your parents are asleep*
*plays the steel guitar while combing hair*
*lights cig*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNAFClBagfs
but desu i want to but have heard theyre pretty useless if u come off
>>51958390
I need to get my nails done again, they're gray though.
>>51958364
whats the "proper" name then?
Spirits?
>>51958411
>Ameriwalls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwEGSe_upuQ
>>51958417
bruv, that is mint
have much trouble w the engine?
>>51958380
Please be in Londonderry.
>Matrix: Reloaded isn't on Netflix
>Equilibrium isn't on Netflix
>John Wick isn't on Netflix
>>51958417
>wouldn't even want to ride it and risk wrecking it.
but you'd risk wrecking yourself but oh noes not the bike nice priorities
>>51958437
>gray
Fuck off yank.
>>51958486
you're gray minus the r
>>51958352
>>51958223
Scots are lovely people.
>>51958455
What am I observing?
>torrent 1 thing
>the code whatever the fuck i used was one posted on 4chan
>got a virus
thanks
thanks
>>51958419
Wow this is very romantic, thanks
>>51958437
haha ok whatever you want hun, just make sure they're not too sharp for when you finger my prostate and rim my bumhole ;)
>>51958497
*spits out water* PFFFFFFFFSSSHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!
