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Those far-right Le Pen girls edition
>>51954082
for for usa
cara
>>51954111
That's one of the others.
got permanent brain damage from acid use
>>51954176
the IDF is actually so based tbqh
all they do is fuck arabs over
>>51953761
it had been controlled by both Jordan and Egypt before the six-day war
Israel took it under their full control
then after the Yom Kippur war Egypt and Israel agreed that Palestine would be jointly controlled by both Israel and the Arab states as a sort of "no mans land"
then with the Oslo accords it officially fell under Israeli jurisdiction but also forced to recognize the PNA as a legitimate authority in Palestine.
then Hamas won elections in Gaza and effectively turned it into its own private enclave separate from the PNA and they have been fighting for over a decade since until very recently (like 2014) where their combat capabilities have been cut to nearly nothing.
I know much you love dank memes lads.
Is there a list of those
>Vietnamese card trading forum
>Surinamese knitting forum
Etc
anywhere?
>>51954215
I'm trying to keep track of everyone with extra flags but Yorkshire is THE MOST CONFUSING.
Tax man gave me a rebate of £2300 today
>>51954082
>far-right
her hair looks dyed
quiz time lads
points mean prizes
In 2015, who said:
1. We must get the cow off the ice.
2. It’s decision time — that’s what pumps me up.
3. Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry.
4. Let us build a kinder politics, a more caring society together.
5. Only a mad person or someone in a dream could think that Russia could one day attack Nato.
6. I find it hard to apologise for removing Saddam.
7. We must not pretend to know what we do not know.
8. Am I tough enough? Hell, yes.
9. If these exit polls are right, I’ll publicly eat my hat.
10. One can have a mental brain fade.
>>51954231
looks like a boy to be quite frank
>>51954285
Waheyyy, you going away then?
>>51954311
how's your first year been lad?
>>51954121
What's your bist binch?
>>51954274
simply terrible autism begone
>>51954274
We're rarely about at the same time desu, what you witnessed today was a very special event.
>>51954334
maybe if i had somewhere to go
If this post is dubs, I kill myself
>>51954358
Where've you been already?
>>51954358
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
>>51954345
You're obsessed with me love x
>>51954356
Goodness.
>>51954262
Right so Israel took it off Egypt and Jordan then allowed the PNA to govern it until Hama's won elections in Gaza?
So if Gaza had never elected Hama's everything would be OK?
>>51954315
Tried to answer but triggered the spam filter.
>>51954370
maybe next time.
>>51954311
political leanings might just be inherently evolutionary
ready this if you're interested in the theory
http://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/the-theory/rk-selection-theory/
>>51954349
Get some new material x
>>51954266
not a moral issue its just that i have yet to meet someone who does drugs and isnt insufferable
>>51954315
>9. If these exit polls are right, I’ll publicly eat my hat.
Fuck I know this, was it Paddy Ashdown?
Be honest lads, is my youtube channel too edgy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZlqXykqqZY&ab_channel=JasonUnruhe
My mates found it and have stopped speaking to me.
What's wrong with being a Maoist?
>>51954442
#NotAllDruggies
also the people you are meeting are probably Uni lads
>>51954315
3 that scientist
4 corbyn
6 Blair
8 miliband
9 ashdown
>>51954386
>So if Gaza had never elected Hama's everything would be OK?
no lol
nothing will ever be ok because the Arabs hate Israel with a passion and Israel will never give any inch of land up without a fight
New gimmick: be kind and caring towards your fellow man :)
But not women lmao fokkin slags innit
Selling rare slags. pm me
>>51954315
3 is prof Iain smith
4 is Jeremy Corbyn
6 is Tony Blair
7 is John McDonnell
8 is Ed Miliband
9 is Paddy Ashdown
10 is Natalie Bennett
>>51954315
It was 'tough enus', lad.
Question for any Irish posters
Are gypsy blessings real? A gypsy blessed my m8 before for giving him back a tenner he dropped. We used to call him "ball" on account of him only having one ball, but his new name is now "blessing ball"
>>51954513
That's my gimmick though, m80.
>>51954315
"That's what pumps me up" was Big Dave
In bed on laptop lads haha
>>51954315
>1. We must get the cow off the ice.
dunno
>2. It’s decision time — that’s what pumps me up.
dunno
>3. Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry.
dunno
>4. Let us build a kinder politics, a more caring society together.
jihadi jez
>5. Only a mad person or someone in a dream could think that Russia could one day attack Nato.
dunno
>6. I find it hard to apologise for removing Saddam.
Blair?
>7. We must not pretend to know what we do not know.
Peter Hitchens
>8. Am I tough enough? Hell, yes.
Milimeme
>9. If these exit polls are right, I’ll publicly eat my hat.
Paddy Ashdown
>10. One can have a mental brain fade.
Dunno
>>51954464
>What's wrong with being a Maoist?
>>51954464
You have a weird name
having a bevvie
>>51954516
Would like some welsh ones please
>>51954531
That was Ed Milliband. Different quote, different answer.
>>51954341
doxable info la'
>>51954464
Your american accent is incredible.
>>51954516
Bin 500 fg
>>51954480
for the purposes of 4chan im willing to assume a suspension of disbelief. However, it remains something that, in my opinion, must be Seen To Be Believed
It's 2am and my upstairs neighbour has been walking around for 30 minutes now
what is he doing, he's like 75
bare hungry desu
just got in and i planned on making food but housemate is in the kitchen with a girl reeeeee
>>51954624
Chasing off the ghosts of everyone he killed.
>>51954624
walking the dog
>>51954626
go say hello lad
>>51954624
he's doing a think
>>51954624
ngl he's probably dying
You've been sat listening to an old man die for 30 minutes
Going to bed, got to get up in 13 hours
Hard life
>>51954522
It was Sir Tim Hunt, another scientist probably.
7 is quote of Mao its worth mentioning
1, 2 and 5 are Jean-Claude Juncker, Davey C and Putin
Surprised nobody got 5
>tfw you're not British
...
...
...
...
t. said nobody ever!
HAHA JOKE GOT YOU ALL SISSY BRITS GOT YOU GOOD
>>51954626
If ou start cooking that will drive them out of the kitchen and into his bedroom where they will fornicate. He will thank you tomorrow with fornication.
>>51954654
i did, got myself some juice and walked out
>>51954686
he's been shagging her anyway, he doesn't need my help for that
would it be weird to drop some mandy on a night out when the people im with are only drinking? already know the answer but fuck it doing it anyway haha what am i like x
>>51954624
Go enquire hanz
>>51954684
Didn't even have time to get got, son, you've got to let it stew for a while, my poor old brain isn't as fast as it used to be.
>>51954464
jason never fails to make me cringe
>>51954717
no it will be shit
mandy is a shared experience if you do it with people around you, so if no one else is on it its shite
whenever i go into the kitchen these days it invariably contains females, and i cant help but notice how they brazenly admire my well-developed musculature
Doing an eat
Then I'll do a smoke
Then I'll do a poo
Then I'll do a listen to some asmr
Then finally I'll do a sleep
>>51954717
It depends on their attitude to it and whether you are bringing enough along for everybody
its only polite m8
>>51954651
he doesn't own a dog
>>51954641
I don't even want to think about it
but now I probably know why he's awake
>>51954666
this
>>51954667
unlikely
>>51954725
no
>>51954717
Absolute madman
>>51954752
post pics
>>51954717
i've done it before where the only other person dropping felt bad and left and it was just me and a bunch of people drinking and it was shit
don't bother desu
Anyone else hate/hate lisicki?
>>51954741
>balding fat guy with glasses and a beard
fucks sake
just spent an hour trying to work out why my skyrim was fucked but it was because my fps was too high
piece of shit
>>51954750
ye normies normies bastad ya
Why do poles come here just to do shit jobs
>>51954764
>tfw you get the longest response
good feel
Ordered a dominos, begrudgingly ate it all. Ex fatty and feel really guilty, might purge desu lads
>>51954797
because they pay A LOT more than good jobs in poland
Doing a type
>>51954788
exceedingly good post
>piece of shit
fuk of cunt
>>51954807
>tfw you only get a one word reply
Heavy, man
the smartest black man in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbpZ_EzoGG4
>>51954082
do you think they're Nazi dominatrixes?
>>51954231
No ass, body like a lanklet man
>>51954764
Does he have arthritis? That can keep you up all night. I knew an old lady who vacuumed at 4am because it was the only thing that helped with the joint pain.
>>51954825
I literally just uninstalled 25 mods
I am thoroughly pissed off
desu people would be less racist if instead of this white guilt/shaming they actually tried to teach people about other cultures and important figures instead, not with any bias but just to give people a well rounded view on history of the world.
would help people respect one another more instead of this silly communist anti-history shit.
>>51954832
lmao looser
>>51954684
don't touch me you filthy swine
>>51954750
there will undoubtedly be people there on it and most likely people i know jsut not the actual people im going with
>>51954756
done it loads of times with both the lads im going with but ones whipped by his bird and the other just doesnt fancy it because hes got uni work i will bring enough though they might fancy it when they get a few drinks in
>>51954765
i know m8 hahaha x
>>51954772
done it alone before and didnt find it that bad just want to be fucked 2bh sure its not as good but fuck it
>ywn be tied up and femdom'd by kirsten dunst after which she will force feed you beans while talking in a cutesy voice
wew
Literally only written two sentences in the last 4 hours. How do I concentrate?
>>51954820
Is it really worth coming all the way here just to scrub toilets?
>>51954877
RIP (Torn)
>>51954833
desu even criminals deserve due process, and police shouldn't be judges.
>Alri lads
Alri lads
>>51954817
Dominoes is nasty and expensive af
Rather eat a dick desu lad haha no homo
>>51954904
night x
>>51954853
>needing mods
true babby tier
only mod i use is one that gives the imperial sword ebony stats as i prefer the aesthetics of the thing
>>51954904
please don't leave us
America is a joke, right? I mean just look at everything to do with America, it's like they're living in a fucking cartoon. Absolutely bizarre place desu, reminds me of tranquility lane from fallout 3.
>>51954807
his daughter got murdered by an intruder some time ago
he's living on his own now, wife left him, 2nd daughter moved far away
all his windows have iron bars on them
he probably gets awoken every night by nightmares and then wanders his house, having a think, looking for intruders
>>51954848
I don't know
i swear to god this fucking printer is driving me insane
keeps telling me to check the goddamn ink cartridges when I just changed them
>>51954868
>believing vile, racist, dehumanising propaganda
Before you know it they'll have another racist saying like "Dutch hygiene" or something.
>>51954916
night (: x
>>51954930
its only till tomorrow hun x
>>51954855
It's such a shame that the two are seen as equivalent.
>>51954921
>enjoying the vanilla experience of skyrim
simply disgusting
>>51954933
LOL. No it's not a joke.
>>51954464
Kek, I used to watch him years ago for comedy.
>>51954930
that yorkshire flag is fucking piece of cunt shit who made the cunt the rose is completely off centre if lancs is the same ill go loco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqf97O5Ynzo
>Alri lads
Alri lads
>Alri lads
>>51954889
worked in a warehouse for a bit and my boss (who was polish but actually emigrated here) said he earned more than his friends who went to university in poland
bit shit for poland having all their youth flee
>Have gay fantasies
>Just want to slobber over a big, fat dick and get my arse creamed
>Wank off to straight porn as normal
>Feel absolutely revolted by the thought of being faggot
>6 hours later, feeling gay again
>>51954952
Go and take the next watch.
Someone post some yeri thx
might start wearing my earring again lads
>>51954987
wahey
>>51955026
are you a girl
>>51954983
But surely if you went to uni you have a comfier more respectable job
yooooooooooooooooooo who tf uppppppp??? hmu...
>Alri lads
Alri lads
>Alri lads
Alri lads
>>51955026
BATTY BOI
>>51954952
Fucking hell lad
Go and speak to him
>>51955042
no lol x
>>51954987
Just give in la
Got any nasheeds lads?
>>51954987
>>51955026
samelad?
>i am the antithesis of the purist; my games must be modded, my provender must be drenched in sauce, my water must be flavoured
>>51955065
it's 2am
>>51955062
I was trying to disguise a spoiler by pretending I was just talking about Rip Torn.
>>51955050
but not a second hand bmw they all seem to want
slavs aren't like us 2bh
Not really that hyped for the new star wars since it won't be amusingly awful like the prequels were
get a brick from venezuelo
my plug his name is pedro
>>51955071
saleel al sawarim
nasheed al ubah
Welsh paki here lads
Got a white gf haha
>>51955071
Might have a spare in my coat pocket.
not even going to dignify that with a response
fucking autist was using internet explorer till a few weeks ago
>Alri lads
Alri lads
>Alri lads
Alri lads
>Alri lads
Alri lads
gonna watch south park
Hawaiian/Polynesian culture is pretty cool desu
watching a show about Kamehameha now, but we also talked about it a lot for a few of my classes.
>>51955092
I'm hyped because I can't wait to be a contrarian cunt and shitpost about how shit it is it all day long
Off to beddy byes now (Going to sleep)
Cheerio (Goodbye)
>>51955129
Alri maple syrup
>>51955164
Cheerio ol' chap
haha look at me wahey
>>51954952
He's probably being kicked out of his home to make way for a Syrian family.
>>51955164
Good night!! xx
>>51955159
Dodd is an alien called Rip Torn.
Listening to the Uncle Tom that someone posted earlier
Reminds me of Uncle Rukus from the boon docks lmao
>>51955164
Night lad.
>>51955069
>no lol x
a/s/l?
IM A YANK AND IM DOING A WANK
haha waheeey
>>51955180
Haha
>>51955215
The sun never sets on the white rose. I'll relieve you at 6.
>>51955220
22 m london x
>>51955224
You're silly too.
>>51955250
>I'll relieve you at 6
bit gay that
Just got diagnosed with the autisms
Literal madman haha
Wahey
>>51955263
he he yes...
can't stop thinking about frog girls lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gHlsGYItdw
>Gonna wank with a condom on tonight and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Can't wait lads, pretty excited. I have butterfly's in my stomach
>>51955070
I don't find the male physique attractive in any way whatsoever
The only thing that I feel attracted to is dicks. I don't know why. I just get turned on at the thought of a juicy big penis.
>>51955250
I will stand ready lad.
>internet explorer? nay sirrah, too well engineered and distraction-free for my tastes; im afraid my attention span would not be up to the task
>>51955291
I very almost had one of those a few days ago haha, I ended up just wanking normally because it's too much effort to clean up and washing lube off your hands is frustrating.
>>51955204
there are more white Uncle Toms about now as well it seems
gookrap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
>I live in Italy
Thinking about vaginas
Just sucked a row of Syrian dicks
I'm so progressive and welcoming haha
Saw a beggar watching, told him he was a white devil racist haha
Can't get the icon back lads
I'm good bed
going to night, guys
>>51955345
Exceptional post
February 6 2016
Pegida will launch a bold new strategy of holding rallies simultaneously on this day throughout Europe, from Germany to the Czech Republic and also the UK.
This is beyond the drunken football shenanigans of the EDL. It's something bigger and brighter.
I urge you to come to Birmingham on February 6th to rally with Pegida and let the political elite know that Islamism must be combatted and that radical Mohammedianism must be quashed.
>>51955291
Good lad, I love the sensation of rolling a condom down my shaft. It's titillating because it feels amazing but is also associated entirely with real, genuine sex which is why it's so titillating.
>Why hello, yes I do enjoy tucking my trousers into my socks
>>51955347
Did it hurt
>self harm scars on my arms and legs
>scars on knuckles from punching walls
fucking hell I cringe every time I'm reminded that I'm unironically a fucking weird pyscho
>Americans
do you cunts WANT the soviets to win?
>>51955373
I guess the fat lady sang
>>51955319
Lad it's called a posh wank for a reason
Just slip it off and roll over for nighty night
>>51955417
Incredible post
wew
>>51955360
>Syrian
That's not progressive you bigoted shitlord! Racist! You would suck off a Syrian but not any genuine people of colour!
Go suck twenty midnight black Congolese gentlemen and report back to me.
>>51955373
>Literally using a browser called 'Edge'
>>51955417
what
>>51955204
>>51955338
People who use phrases like Uncle tom and shit are worse than actual racists desu
>>51955441
Huntingdonshire is really a funny lad, I've unironically laughed
>>51954833
That's not Tommy TJ Sotomayour
or Tom Sowell
Doing a sleep now lads
Feel very lonely desu. Would quite like a cheeky cuddle
>>51955439
No mate, there's spunk and lubricant everywhere
>>51954987
>be trap
>very androgynous
>last day of class today and a tall blonde guy with muscles who was sitting next to me for the whole semester, tries to give me his number
>turn him down
>regretting it ever since
pic related
>>51955460
Is that actually true?
>>51955496
me me
GABAGOOL
>>51955506
Did he realise you were a trap?
>>51955481
Fucking hell
>>51955460
What is Trump going to do with the many Muslims who are members of the US army? Stop them coming back?
>>51955514
probably, I don't think many muslims join the army and quite a few have definitely joined isis
>>51955496
L O N D O N
O
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>>51955527
Hold me, hans
>>51955532
CARMELA COULD YOU KICK UP THE 4D3D3D3
>>51955463
M8 my neighbour is black
>>51955481
Actually imagine having sex with a woman that attractive
Just imagine her heavenly tits jiggling about as you fuck
>>51955506
Unlucky lad, could have had his willy up your arse... RIGHT NOW
>>51955489
he is a normie tbf
its a bit unfair desu
>>51954104
utter mong
>>51955566
CARMELA COULD YOU GIVE ME A PRINT OUT OF TAYNE SMILING
Immensely proud of my spic bait thread Tbh
watching some islamic history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP9Bqbh43F8&t=2m50s
>>51955584
It'd be really something.
Wearing socks in bed haha
problem being what
>>51955615
Now Gabagool I can get into
>>51955561
mhhhhhhh
human contact
>>51955604
he's my official /brit/ crush Tbh
>>51955641
fucking dickhead taking your socks off when you're in bed is GOAT
Why don't you listen to the drunken peasants podcast lads?
>9 hours per week of 3 fat stoners talking about politics with legit straight out the mental hospital lunatics as guests
What's not to love?
>>51955644
fucking twat
>>51955591
>Unlucky lad, could have had his willy up your arse... RIGHT NOW
yeah im a fucking loser so i knew anything that happened, wouldn't of lasted.... which is also why i turned him down
but i still wish i was being dominated right now...
>>51955616
>tfw keep pretending to be a muslim on /pol/
I think I am addicted. You get so many (You)s.
>>51955644
Yes lad buzzin innit
>>51955663
never heard of it, sounds alright though 2bh
>>51955663
because i already listen to my favourite podcast
girl welsh names are so qt
Seren :3
Haf :3
Elin :3
Anest :3
wish i had a welsh gf now
>>51955658
fuck off yank
>>51955410
What sort of weaponry do the reds have in that game that can overwhelm the air defences of a Nimitz carrier group?
Subs I can maybe see working as countless other NATO nations have killed the carriers during war games, but their air defences are rock solid.
>>51955657
*moves hand slowly towards your crotch*
>>51955665
jealous as fuck
>>51955504
NO
LAD
>>51955699
Why bully
I was the Grand Marshall of the Israeli Day Parade
>>51955706
sigh
>>51955697
Are you sure they're not muslim names m8
>>51955712
I can tuck my jeans into my socks all I like
But I won't because I'm not a stupid italian autist
>>51955697
Those sound Muslim.
>>51955532
TIME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYE
>>51955697
Sounds like redneck names desu
Hey lads. I feel really down cause my country unironically is 99% Arab religion while not even being Arab
Hmph
i just found 12 bricks lads
>>51955746
Angharad
Non
Nel
Catrin
just Celtic I think
> Muh beta uprising
Fucking dweebs hahaah
here in my car
>>51955670
>anything that happened, wouldn't of lasted
So what? What's wrong with enjoying things while they last?
>>51955705
the game is based off the book Red Storm Rising and presumably the USSR isn't as inept as it was irl
Eyes a heavy
Gonna have to offski inabit
>>51955776
>>51955783
hmmm JFBOT2000 is going in to overdrive it seems
>I'm Australian
Marina
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a
marina
>>51955627
More please lad
>>51955410
Wtf is the Norwegian Sea? Also what game is that?
>>51955790
ISIS is literally a beta uprising
they did it to get state given free gfs
>hello there im from scotland
>>51954315
2: Based Dave
3: Tim Hunt
4: Corbyn
5: Putin
6: Blair
8: Miliband
9: Ashdown
10: the Green lady?
>>51955776
mehmet my son
What does Anzu's penis smell like?
http://strawpoll.me/6233067
lads
been posting on 8ch a lot more than here lads
cuked you all haha
>>51954435
tldr can you give a sum up version of this?
Can you imagine what it's like to be a normie?
Can you imagine what it's like to experience the world without seeing it for the depressing shit hole it is?
Can you imagine what it's like to be able to enjoy the mindless trash that is put out in the mainstream media?
Can you imagine what it's like to be happy?
>I subject myself to inane fedora posting as a means to reaffirm my worthless life via gimmicks
>when Australia starts posting
>>51955866
Great poll of extreme importance.
> It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
fuck
>>51955891
It's alri
>>51955755
bitter because you have neither the looks, the physique nor the wit to carry it off
>>51955868
Fuck off nonce
>>51955834
Red Storm Rising
you're a NATO sub commander and have to carry out missions/disrupt the Red Navy during WWIII
takes place here
>>51955930
>wit
I assume you mean the lack of it
>>51955868
>been posting on 8ch a lot more than here lads
8ch---->cuteboys
>>51955930
> MA MIA MYA PASTA IS-A COLD-A
>>51955917
Beep beep lol
>bitter because you have neither the looks, the physique nor the wit to carry it off
>>51955904
i agree
>>51955949
kek
>>51955947
I already have all the /cuteboy/ i need la
>>51955934
I want to have sex with Norway's trench tbqh.
going to be physically and violently sick
>>51955947
He looks like me except my hair is way greasier and is stuck up all over the place
Quick someone suck my dick
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST-A FUCK-A MY SHIT UP EHHH?
C L É M E N C E
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>>51956006
Bit gay tbqh lad.
>>51955995
Do a calm mental sick instead then
>>51956006
*punches your genitals with maximum force causing testicular rupture and permanent penile fracture*
>>51954776
just you
BY-A THE POPE-A
I SURE WISH THERE WAS A WAR SO WE COULD-A BETRAY OUR ALLIES-A AGAIN
>>51955481
More of her please mate
C L E M E N T
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posting TRUTH lads
A few months ago I was talking to some lad on /brit/ who goes to my uni, we both tested each other to prove that we did go to the same uni, but when I asked him what his name was, he stopped replying. Now I'll never know who he was.
>>51956070
T
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>>51955553
Not him but that's good desu. They like Jews, Asians and Indians rarely do here. However here is one of the rare ones.
>inb4 some posts John Abaizid, he's Lebanese but Catholic.
>>51956099
all me
>>51955946
the very opposite, i see your intelligence indeed leaves something to be desired
>>51955995
*holds the back of your head while you sick and offers encouraging sentiments*
Middle aged black bloke keeps messaging me on Grindr lads, wondering if I should let him annihilate my bp but what if he gives me HIV
>>51956059
What do you think of this?
I made it just for you kev
>>51956059
saw you got rekt in the communist thread
pretty funny 2bh
>>51956099
normy fuker
awoo~
>>51956059
nobody posted yes because that would be redundant
kill yourself
>all these replies i'm getting from the communist thread on /int/
http://strawpoll.me/6233135
Copped off today, bitch wouldn't gnosh me off so a hooked er right in the gabber
>>51956111
Uh, you don't get to bring actual Italian food
I like late night /Brit/ because during the day this whole general is filled with normies, but you've got to be a pretty big loser to be posting on 4chan at 2am on a Thursday. I'm in good company here.
>>51956146
> meet up with a degenerate through grindr
> he sticks it in my bp
> couple of weeks later
> mfw fucking crabs everywhere around my willy, like seriously fucking crawling_in_my_skin
> holocausted them all, took 3 attempts to fuck them off finally
> never slept with anyone since because I'm just eternally disgusted by you fucking 3D pigs
Should have stuck with pure anime waifus
>>51956193
PANE?
>>51956207
Haha yeah, fuck those normalies
WEEEEEEEEE, right? haha
>>51956207
kill me
>>51956207
There's a golden couple of hours between when the anime posters fuck off and when everyone goes to sleep.Then the thread is just aussies until about 10am
IN MY POINT OF VIEW POMMIES ARE NONCES
>>51956239
Did you just piss yourself
>>51956016
A daring synthesis.
>>51956207
Hahaha... Yeah...
poo
>>51956274
You wanna come find out for me, mate?
>>51956092
>They make the nigger wear black clothes
Seems a bit mean 2bh.
wisdom teeth are making me angry
they should call them anger teeth
>>51956182
the fouling up option was a mistake
Doing a sleep
>>51956307
In Japan they call them 'teeth your parents don't know about' because they often used to grow in after your parents had died in antiquity.
Need a cig but it's chucking it down
Rather annoying
How do gay couples have regular sex without there being shit residue? Do they just have to schedule times and then the one getting fucked just doesn't eat for 48 hours before?
Date went well today /brit/ how'd you spend yours? :)
>>51956321
What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper* You want sleep?! I'll give you sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid. :^)
>>51956349
man up
>>51956193
f-for you
>>51956307
I call em chewy bitey crunchers too bee aychh
>>51956362
*its a hologram*
>>51956357
They clean their assholes.
>>51956367
>cig gets piss wet and goes out
>I get drenched
>my whole doorway gets drenched
'no'
>>51956360
>leghair
gross dude
>>51956407
>too much of a faggot to smoke in the rain successfully
KEK
>>51956207
I'm trying to sort my life out lad I swear
>>51956357
Just do an enema desu
just got a call up about the internetship
used the phrases "cocked up", "i'm not doing well", "bloody hell", and "this really caught me off guard"
>>51956442
>>51956442
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>>51956442
new lads AMA
>>51956447
Smashed it
>>51956447
good lad
>>51956349
>stood at the doorway earlier
>wind blew my way
fuck sake
>>51956256
there's stages to a /brit/ day or even the /brit/ week but I haven't tracked when these stages occur
there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.
>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily
>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though
>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour
>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots
>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up
>>51956586
Normie central pride, /brit/wide
>>51956586
who /rorke/ here?
