>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
>downright draconian gun laws
>air rifles are banned
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and tobacco, most c uckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>muh eggs
At least with kinder eggs, you've had three bong children choke to death on the toys inside. Nobody has ever been killed by airsoft or laser pointer, kuckfailians.
>>52097456
>that damage control regarding the infringement of fundamental human right to have a kinder egg
Best ally blease
ya mum
also requesting the pole with the australia copypasta
>>52097741
>you'll never EVER be australian
>you'll never EVER experience housing bubble
>you'll never EVER have to see games being good $50 more expensive
>you'll never EVER have a tramp stamp on flag
>you'll never EVER be bit by everything that is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>you'll never EVER see your mommy has a belly pouch
>you'll never EVER have a ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>you'll never EVER have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>you'll never EVER celebrate National Sorry Day
>you'll never EVER get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>you'll never EVER get glassed
>you'll never EVER get fucked by Wei Long
>you'll never EVER get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>you'll never EVER get stomped by emus
>you'll never EVER get kicked by cassowaries
>you'll never EVER get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>you'll never EVER get bitten by spiders in your closet
>you'll never EVER get bitten by rabid dingos
>you'll never EVER step on a venomous sea urchin
>you'll never EVER get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>you'll never EVER get curb stomped in kings cross
>you'll never EVER get privilege checked in lelbourne
>you'll never EVER get bit by rabid wombat
>you'll never EVER get chlamydia from koala
>you'll never EVER get fucked by kangaroo
>you'll never EVER get rused by NBN Co. site
>you'll never EVER get invaded by chinks
>you'll never EVER be tasmanian and be inbred
>you'll never EVER get bit by snake in shower
>you'll ALWAYS get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>you'll never EVER get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>you'll never EVER get mocked by New Zealanders
>you'll never EVER get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>you'll never EVER lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>you'll never EVER huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>video games are expensive as shit
Don't see what's wrong with these. Helmets are cheap and it doesn't take much to turn you into a vegetable. Cigarettes are for degenerates and video games are for children and manchildren.
>>52097784
>>chlamydia from koala
everytime; Golden Gaytimes are GOAT tho
thanks lad
>>52097941
>h-how dare people have freedom and be allowed to make risky decisions
just 1984 my shit up f
am
>>52097942
That part was a gift from an Aussie that wanted things to be accurate.
Which is weird, considering he also added
>you'll never EVER get bit by rabid wombat
He must have known Australia has almost every kind of disease on Earth except rabies
>>52098018
I don't see the issue, its basic safety law. DO you complain about having to wear a seatbelt in the car too?
>>52098091
Yeah I was wondering about that, I didn't think a pole could have collected all these memes on his own. I'd reccomend adding something about getting petrol siphoned from car by abos, whose faces have not rendered yet
>>52097456
>bullying australia
What did they ever do to you? Cunt.
>>52098279
I don't have to wear a seatbelt because I live in a free state.
If I want to take risks that only harm me physically, I should have the freedom to do so.
>>52098018
>just 1984 my shit up f
The Government forcing people inside after dark under curfew laws is much more 1984 than anything Australia has matey
>>52098279
Most are mine, but not all. The list is stale, but when it was fresh, it was really impressive because how accurate it is.
>I'd reccomend adding something about getting petrol siphoned from car by abos, whose faces have not rendered yet
It's in my pasta no. 2.
Though if you have anything to make the list even more colourful, then go on, by all means. I'll add it. Something hermetic, known only to Aussies, would be perfect.
>>52098391
One is seldom enforced, and the other gets you regularly fined unless you love in Alice Springs or some other bumfuck town.
>>52098526
live in* ayy
>>52098526
>o-our laws are perfectly 1st world if we just try to ignore them
we've all agreed that New Zealand is better aye?
>>52097941
stupid people should be allowed to remove themselves from the gene pool
that being said when you are paying for their healthcare that changes...
>>52098631
If we forget that your sister probably gets drunk on fucking horse semen shots
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots
>>52098612
Not the point f.am The thing with nanny state laws in America is that they are on a state-by-state basis the vast majority of the time, not federal. The same isn't true for Kuckstralia which by far most of the nanny laws are on a federal level.
So you might find nanny shit in San Francisco or some other libshit city in Cali or Jew York. While states like Arizona or Texas are free as fuck
>>52098728
wellington is basically little Melbourne at this point
>World's largest prison population
>Govt has initiated global scale spying on innocent civilians
>People are arrested for buying books about beating lie detectors
>Calls others convicts and pretends to be free
Cannot fabricate such things.
>>52097456
i wish i had the energy to write up everything wrong with america but it'd get so long that nobody would even read it anyway
>>52098851
So it's full of gay cunts then?
>>52098851
>distancing yourself from cities in your small country as part of damage control
>my teeth when
>>52098860
Warantless NSA spying expired this past June. Step it up senpai.
>arrest people for buying books to beat lie detectors
Proofs?
>>52098894
In terms of negative liberty, America is much better than Australia in this regards.
>>52098918
yes
>>52098939
It's not even a joke mate
>>52099023
So what? It's still New Zealand, isn't it?
>>52097456
>>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
Welcome to any country.
>>downright draconian gun laws
White people don't care.
>>air rifles are banned
>>airsoft is banned
Air rifles, lol.
>>LASER pointers are banned
Good thing, kids can burn your eyes with them.
>>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
Feels safer and safer for their children.
>>plain packaging on cigarettes
>>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and tobacco, most c uckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
Cancer stcks, lol.
>>many violent games and movies banned
Kids can't have sex legally in California.
>>video games are expensive as shit
Nice HDI, faggot.
>>no self defense allowed
Shoot first is not self defence, lol.
>>52098860
>>52098945
also
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-33017638
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34513124
JUST
>>52098336
He couldnt handle the banter I suppose.
>>52098945
>Proofs?
This. What book also?
>>52099055
yeah but the attitude of the Lellington population is more hipstery and gay in general
These are the kind of people who stay away from the south island because they think it's too "backwards"
>>52099135
>m-muh chilluns and feelans
JUST
>>52099185
North Islanders say that South Islanders are backwards? The kind of nonsense is this?
What are we, then? Cavemen?
>>52098757
mate its just a fucking bicycle helmet, its not some government conspiracy to implement a nationwide fascist regime.
>>52099301
Not North Islanders, Wellingtonians
Most of the North Island is fairly poor apart from the cities
They're just jealous t b h
>>52099371
That's like two Africans comparing each other's dicks when you're an Asian
>>52099248
>t. Florida children killer cop
>>52098945
>Proofs?
>>52099177
I read the news article several months ago and can't find it now. So don't worry, just assume that the USA really is the bastion of freedom you were already doing and forget I said anything.
>>52099149
>among most aggressive
Still just a polite way of saying
>not as aggressive as usa
>be 30 year old american accidentally out after dark without my 7 forms of identification
>swat teams cruising down the street in their armoured cars with snipers on every roof to keep everyone free
>have 2 kinder eggs in my jacket, try to ditch them in a bush while sticking to the shadows
>my mobility cart starts sounding the NSA elevated stress alarm to inform authorities I might be thinking of committing a crime against freedom
>instantly have 19 guns aimed at me, helicopter flies overhead blinding me with its searchlight
>cops start beating the shit out of me while I scream >AM I FREE TO GO OR AM I BEING DETAINED?
>chief of the armed forces asks for my proof of age identifications and freedom to be outside after dark slips while he ensures my track pants have a proper American diarrhea stain on them
>cant produce them, chief sends me to Guantanamo bay because I threaten freedom
>accidentally take my shoes off inside the jail and get waterboarded until its daylight and I am free to be outside
>medical bills $17 million
>get home and load up /int/
>haha Australians have to wear helmets when they ride a bike, what a nanny state
For future use
>>52099680
kek
>curfews
Where? Still?
>>52099335
nanny state as fuck m8. your govt treats you like a child
>>52099492
>muh nigger child
>>52099551
Actually the UK has the worst mass surveillance amongst anglo cunts, not us f.am
>>52099680
>fictional greentext story in response to factual statements regarding how much of an authortarian shithole kuckfailia is
CANT
>>52098757
>So you might find nanny shit in San Francisco or some other libshit city in Cali or Jew York. While states like Arizona or Texas are free as fuck
>http://www.usmayors.org/publications/curfew.htm#havecurfews
>The 276 survey cities with a curfew are listed below. Those with an * have both a daytime and a nighttime curfew; the rest have a nighttime curfew only.
TEXAS
Arlington *
Austin *
Corpus Christi *
Fort Worth
Galveston *
Houston *
Killeen
League City *
Mesquite
Plano
San Angelo
San Antonio *
Temple *
Waco
Wichita Falls
ARIZONA
Chandler
Gilbert
Glendale
Phoenix
Surprise
Tempe
Tucson
Yuma
mfw Americans have to wear seat belts in cars
draconian safety laws
At least their cancer sticks have a pretty logo
America is a joke.
>>52099169
You call that banter? You don't know the fucking meaning of banter.
>>52099827
Lol, your police kills whites 3 times more than niggers, lmao. That's why you need to openly carry a minigun everytime.
>>52100112
What are you on about?
>>52099997
O. Kur. wa.
>>52099827
ya'll need to chill senpai, did a bicycle helmet bully you as a kid or something?
>>52099997
Those are all youth curfews you fucking mong.
Underage b&
MODS!!!!!
>>52099997
>seldom enforced unlike his helmet laws lel
>>52100041
Nah, not in my state. Feels good m80.
>>52100128
Police deaths are like 500 a year in a country of 324 million half of which are niggers. Don't care lel. Has nothing to do with being a nanny state.
when will the strayan government require mandatory helmets whenever you go outside lol
>>52100213
you think the Government should parent your children and tell them when to be inside?
sounds more nanny state than wearing a bicycle helmet to me senpai
>>52100250
>o-our laws don't count but yours do!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497
http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy
http://m.baka.com.au/nsw/nanny-state-rules-making-australia-worlds-dumbest-nation-tyler-brl-20150526-gh9myx.html You know your nanny state is bad when even a Canadian is making fun of you for it
>>52100250
>Police deaths are like 500 a year
>Don't care
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
>>52100405
>s.mh (actual name for a strayan newspaper) got filtered
lel
>>52100366
Enforcement is key m8. Your police regularly fine non-helmeted riders in your cities. Hardly anybody here actually gets arrested over the curfew laws.
DRACONIAN EGG LAWS
>>52098757
A lot of them are state/territory based here also. You don't need to wear a helmet when riding a bike where I live. They've also been progressively expanding a section of the highway that has no speed limit.
But most of this country is silly nanny-state shit still.
>>52100463
We're a dangerous country, dimitri. This has nothing to do with being a nanny state m8.
Ironically the russian homicide rate is much higher than us despite banning guns el o el
>>52100532
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmet_laws_by_country
What? All strayan states mandate helmets
>I kill 501 white people every year to pay my rent
>>52100559
>B-but your country has problems too
That's what you say when you have no arguments.
>>52100606
>In the NT since March 1994 there is an exemption for adults cycling along footpaths or on cycle paths, though in practice the law is not enforced for road cycling either.[14]
>>52100728
lmao my country has much less problems than you m8
>>52100744
alright I retract my claim. based nt
>>52100366
>oh shit, I didn't read the "youth" part
>I got it!
>don't you tell me how to raise muh chilluns!
>he hasn't encountered a group of youths with no family and no future outside a casket or jail at night while minding his adult business in the city
>neither have I thanks to based youth curfew laws
If my child is stupid enough to get caught by a cop or me when skipping school or sneaking out, he deserves it.
>>52100822
The NT in general has looser laws than the rest of the country, but it'll slowly turn to shit too.
>>52100768
>Claiming Australia is worse then USA.
>Gets rekt.
>Alright, I will find a country that has more problems and more white people than mine to unload my insecuryty.
>>52100952
>he hasn't encountered a group of youths with no family and no future outside a casket or jail at night while minding his adult business in the city
i've never seen that in my life
>>52101109
No you retard.
I said Australia is worse than America when it comes to negative liberty. That's it.
Cops shooting nigger criminals has nothing to do with what I've said. I never claimed America has a higher living standard than Australia or any of that.
I know a bloke who has straight up murdered people (and have a jar of their fingers in his shed) and will never get caught because of the relative remoteness of his location. Such is life.
>>no right to free speech
>>hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
Well, since you guys seem to think that enforcement rather than what the law specifically says is key, you should probably be aware that this is not really enforced. People say controversial shit all the time here, but don't go to gaol for it. The most that happens is whichever group they offend has a whinge, but other than that generally nothing is ever actually done.
>>downright draconian gun laws
No. Strict? Definitely. Unreasonable even? Probably. But downright draconian? No.
>>air rifles are banned
>>airsoft is banned
Actually I have to admit that you do have us there. Because the one thing that everybody here really yearns for the most is to carry on like a teenaged faggot with airsoft weapons. Nigga please.
>>LASER pointers are banned
Same as above, really. Who even gives a shit?
>>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
I would have thought a person with brain damage would be more understanding of this desu.
>>plain packaging on cigarettes
Yeah; and? Am I supposed to care?
>>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and tobacco
And yet you guys still want to pretend that we have a drinking problem compared to other countries. Pick one.
>>have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
Pure lies and nothing more.
>>many violent games and movies banned
Not many, but yes, it does happen. Also it tends to be vidya, not movies. But yes, to be perfectly fair, this is the one thing on this list I have to make a definite concession to. Our crotchety old man govt is beyond retarded at times and is so out of touch with not only their constituents, but reality itself that they actually do shit this ridiculous. So yeah, fair call on that one.
>>video games are expensive as shit
Offset by high wages. Even poor people can still afford to buy plenty of videogames and they often do.
>>no self defense allowed
Again, also lies.
>>52101507
>Gets rekt
>>52101594
Lmao. The bulk of your post is basically agreeing and saying it doesn't matter.
This is why you're such a massive nanny state. Your country constantly trades away liberty for more security. You live in a coddled nation where your government literally treats you like a fucking child unable to make his own decisions.
How absolutely and utterly embarrassing.
Wow OP, you seem a little obsessed with us, but I promise I won't presume the Cause that Upset your delicate Character, 'Kay?
The truth is, we do this for you. We artificially limit ourselves, otherwise the levels of banter would simply be too damn high. I mean, we already can't hold all these HDIs.
Now if you'll excuse me, smoko's over cunts.
>>52097456
I know this is a bit of a ruse, but I feel like addressing the points for a bit of a laugh because I have no work today.
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
While it is correct that we don't have any laws for free speech, we have freedom of speech comparable to the USA. The USA has better laws regarding freedom of speech, but you can find regular occurrences of that being violated.
>downright draconian gun laws
>air rifles are banned
>airsoft is banned
I don't know anyone who disagrees with our gun laws. If you want a gun and go through the proper measures of obtaining it, it's not hard at all. I'd say most people that I know who want a gun have one With air rifles, you need a licence but they're not explicitly banned.
>LASER pointers are banned
Incorrect, although their are restrictions on their use in public so that they're not shined into windshields and shit.
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
That's a good law.
>plain packaging on cigarettes
I don't disagree with it at all, although I'm not a smoker. I think it's a great way to discourage smoking to kids.
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and tobacco, most c uckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
The taxation part is very true, and it's shit. I don't mind the taxes we get on other stuff because it helps us live a high quality life in the long run, but I hate that we get taxed out the arse on alcohol. Also, people don't really drink goon after their teen years. With absolutely no evidence, I'd say the most popular drink is beer.
>many violent games and movies banned
Not many, but yes some are. I think there's 10-15 in total. In saying that, I've played a couple of them so I'm not sure how enforced those bans are.
>video games are expensive as shit
I didn't know that one. I guess it has to do with Australia being a generally expensive country, for foreigners.
>>52101846
>How absolutely and utterly embarrassing.
Yet I'm not embarrassed at all. The country and its leaders have many things you can be critical of, sure. I don't think anybody could reasonably deny that. But to be perfectly honest with you, I couldn't see myself living anywhere else, either. Because every other country I can think of seems significantly worse in other ways.
Beyond that, please tell me why I should legitimately care about things like airsoft weapons and cigarette packaging.
>entire thread
>one fucktard american banged on so hard about my FREEDUMS that he literally eventually got serious responses
well done op, your ability to repeat yourself is truly amazing
>>52102122
>While it is correct that we don't have any laws for free speech, we have freedom of speech comparable to the USA.
No you don't. It isn't a codified right. Your hate speech laws are much worse than ours.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/19/new-south-wales-hate-speech-laws-to-clamp-down-on-violent-extremists
Your gun laws are downright draconian, you ban most types of guns, and heavily restrict the rest. If you want "reasonable" gun laws. Look at Switzerland or the Czech Republic.
Air rifles require the same licensing as a firearm, again which is a complete joke. Most western countries don't need a license for air guns.
Airsoft is banned in some states, and you need a firearms license for the rest, even Japan doesn't require a license for airspft. Again, a complete joke.
Yeah, no. Your country bans most types of laser pointers (greater than one milliwatts I believe) You're only left with the happy-meal shit. Talk about a fucktarded and completely unncessary law.
>that's a good law
No it isn't. The basis of liberty is the harm principle. I do not harm you by not wearing a helmet. I should have the right to make risky decisions.
>it discourages smoking to kids
Kids are already banned from smoking, idiot. The law is a nanny state measure designed to infringe on the rights of smokers. It's like if pictures of liver cirrhosis was completely plastered on alcohol bottles.
I don't want to see disgusting shit when I smoke. Should cars be decorated with gory pictures of car crashes? no.
You have yet to refute the notion that your country is a massive nanny state. Kek
>>52102668
>>52102668
>You have yet to refute the notion that your country is a massive nanny state
I refute it.
>>52102668
And I'll admit I hyperboled that shit about airsoft and air guns being completely banned, but if you need a fucking firearms license to own them, they might as well be.
>>52102734
No.
Everything even remotely dangerous is either banned, heavily restricted or taxed to shit in Australia.
>>52102176
You don't value your liberty that's to be expected. You grew up in a very coddled country. I'm not going to try to convince you. I'm just going to point out that your country is very authoritarian when it comes to personal freedom, friend
>>52102795
The only thing I disagree with is censorship of video games. Even though only 15 games in total are banned, that's the only restriction that I disagree with. I like that we have restrictions on firearms and other weaponry. So does everyone else. Why? Because, unlike the USA, we don't believe in the right for anyone, no matter how fucking retarded, insane and potentially dangerous, has the right to bare arms. In fact, we believe that there should be a valid reason for possessing deadly weaponry.
On our taxes, you seem to fail to realise that all the taxation paves the way for Australians living what is arguably the highest quality life of any people in the entire world.
You can stay mad though. Just remember that it will never (ever) change the fact that Australians have a better quality of life than Americans.
>>52102966
Yeah and honestly in many ways I can't deny it. I'm well aware that I live in a nanny state. Just many of the things you've spoken about don't affect me directly at all so it's very difficult to care about them.
>>52103030
>so does everyone else
But most Western countries don't require licenses for air guns. And your country is the only western one to ban airsoft.
So it's just mostly you, kek.
Ultimately it boils down to this though: I'd personally rather live in a more dangerous country with a far higher degree of individual liberties than a padded room, where I'm safe, enjoy a high standard of living, and am free to do precisely fuck all.
>>52102966
>I'm just going to point out that your country is very authoritarian when it comes to personal freedom, friend
>>52103252
lmao look at how freedom is defined in that index and get back to me. "free healthcare" "freedom from discrimination" and other dumb shit is counted. What it should solely be looking at is negative liberty, but it doesn't.
>>52103142
>life isn't worth living if I don't have my airsoft
maybe you should be in that padded room you spoke of
I like aus desu. I wanna go to Adelaide someday, how is it there ausbros?
>>52103142
>So it's just mostly you, kek.
And we live better than pretty much all of those countries. Woe is us.
I'm fine admitting that we have higher restrictions of things than the USA, because we live much better lives than you guys. That's just fine with me.
>>52103347
>n-no i mean a different kind of freedom now!
lmao
>>52103252
>>52103347
It also includes
>tolerance of minorities
and
>tolerance of immigrants
As a "freedom"
The legatum institute is a fucking joke
>>52103382
nice strawman
>>52103030
So living in australia is kinda like living in a retard home?
>>52103433
Actually Switzerland has the best living standards and they have among the loosest gun laws in the world.
>>52103500
No, it's like living in a first world country. Perhaps you'll understand when the USA finally becomes one, although the diminishing white population gives me doubts about that ever happening.
>>52103433
here's your (You)
>>52103528
Well living standards aren't something you can exactly rank, Juan. However most rankings of that sort have some combination of Norway, Australia and Switzerland in the top 3, such as HDI.
>>52103431
>American
>liking Australia
Okay what are you playing at? What kind of ruse is this?
>>52103577
So its like that one friend you had as a child.
That his parents would pad all the corners in the house, had plug protectors and still drank from zippy cups even though he was 10?
>>52097456
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>a bad thing
Americans really do love sucking corporate cock only a complete mouthbreather would take issue with this.
>>52104076
FUG YOU FAGGOT! WHY DON YOU STAND UP FOR RIGHTS OF BILLIONAIRES THAT GILL PEOPLE!? I'LL BET YOU'RE A FUGGEN GOMMUNIST!
>>52104076
>Nanny state faggotry
>a good thing
>>52102122
>I don't know anyone who disagrees with our gun laws
I disagree with some of them, not gun laws as a whole but some of ours are a bit daft.
>>52102754
They are "banned", Airsof the sport is effectively banned, which means you can't list it as a reason for obtaining an airsoft firearm on your PTA, which means you simply don't get one. There are very, very, very narrow exemptions to this for like prop-work and what not. I can buy as many real, functioning guns as my heart desires, but I will be breaking the law if I come into possession of an airsoft gun.
>>52103963
>American's can't even grasp the concept of being first world
Truly a good time to be Australian.
>>52103431
It's pretty nice desu.
>>52097456
What does anything of it has todo with you? What's your concern?
>australians are completely incapable of making a real thread that isn't ironic or mocking
pretty sad t.b.h lads
>>52102462
>Christians seem to be open season for hatred these days. Apparently having morals and traditions is bad in degenerate america
>>52102998
>saying Merry Christmas to some people is almost like saying you're an open racist in some cities.
>>52104625
>I got strange looks for saying merry Christmas to my colleagues and one of them took me aside and told me I should say happy holidays to be considerate.
>America has the right to free speech
>Can't wish someone a merry christmas
t.b.h. I'd rather have stricter laws than having to worry about whether I'll be attending the next mass shooting or getting rolled by the local roaming nigger mob.
Americlucks are free to keep their """"liberties"""".
>whinging about airsoft being banned
Well if that's the only thing, fuck it I'm moving to Australia.
>>52105881
Good stuff, come on over. Wait... You're white, right?
>amerieggs
>people comparing not being able to sell food with non-food objects inside to actual human rights
Stop embarrassing yourselves for fucks sake.
>>In January 2011, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the U.S. border into Minnesota.[13] In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the U.S. from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[14]
>>52100520
based
>>52103142
his still going on about the airsoft THE FUCKING AIRSOFT you think anyone gives a shit about kids toys kek.
>>52105870
THIS enjoy going to see a movie or go for a walk in the park you can't even go outside in the U.S. without quite possibly being shot it's not even a meme.
You aren't even free, remember how Obama hijacked the gay marriage legislation and applied it to the whole country, even though certain southern states disagreed with it; Pro tip if he got away with that, he'll get away with more (SYrian refugees, gun bans in the future).
Also if you think we don't have privacy, just remember the NSA is monitoring you right now, Hillary is going to be voted in no matter what despite her horrible past concerning criminal activities. But hey we don't have guns, meaning no freedom
>>52097456
the ride never ends
