Quick rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
Could some arab bros post translitterated arabic as well as original text, it seems that arabs never post on /voc/.
Here's some English to practice. This isn't so much as to review your ability to understand but rather to evaluate your ability to read through and keep a steady tone (if you can, but that's why this is practice)
"Ah, forsooth, and is it your worship, indeed?" cried the good dame. "Yea, truly is it, and in the very image of my old gossip, Goodman Brown, the grandfather of the silly fellow that now is. But--would your worship believe it?--my broomstick hath strangely disappeared, stolen, as I suspect, by that unhanged witch, Goody Cory, and that, too, when I was all anointed with the juice of smallage and cinque-foil and wolf's-bane--"
I Holstebro skal der mere end en smule vand til at slukke lysene i byens juletræ, der stadig brænder, på trods af at træets nederste grene er dækket af vand fra Storåen.
Uyghur:
Hemme adem tughulushidinla erkin, izzet-hörmet we hoquqta babbarawer bolup tughulghan. Ular eqilge we wijdan'gha ige hemde bir-birige qërindashliq munasiwitige xas roh bilen muamile qilishi kërek.
ھەممە ئادەم تۇغۇلۇشىدىنلا ئەركىن، ئىززەت-ھۆرمەت ۋە ھوقۇقتا باب-باراۋەر بولۇپ تۇغۇلغان. ئۇلار ئەقىلگە ۋە ۋىجدانغا ئىگە ھەمدە بىر-بىرىگە قېرىنداشلىق مۇناسىۋىتىگە خاس روھ بىلەن مۇئامىلە قىلىشى كېرەك.
Any other Uyghur learners here?
>>51754328
can you do it yourself for reference?
Some french :
Quand tout fut vendu, il resta douze francs soixante et quinze centimes qui servirent à payer le voyage de mademoiselle Bovary chez sa grand-mère. La bonne femme mourut dans l'année même ; le père Rouault étant paralysé, ce fut une tante qui s'en chargea. Elle est pauvre et l'envoie, pour gagner sa vie, dans une filature de coton.
Depuis la mort de Bovary, trois médecins se sont succédé à Yonville sans pouvoir y réussir, tant M. Homais les a tout de suite battus en brèche. Il fait une clientèle d'enfer ; l'autorité le ménage et l'opinion publique le protège.
Il vient de recevoir la croix d'honneur.
I said I'm gonna kick some serious arse if this isn't Finland edition
You can still fix this if you sing MAAMME or FINLANDIA
>>51752615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDqZMGD0sC
>>51754498
tnx, broke my tongue.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDOxzATAh8
>>51755184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDOxzATAh8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fZjWaINtdt
>tnx, broke my tongue.
Kek, sorry
>>51754706
I remember I sang both Maamme and Finlandia a few months ago in one of these threads
>>51754009
Ich have NO IDEA what the fuck I am reading.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06vZ2iSzWPW
>>51755770
5/10
Someone needs to sound Russian?
>>51755557
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fZjWaINtdt
max vol, nothing heard
Die Gedanken sind frei,
wer kann sie erraten,
sie fliehen vorbei
wie nächtliche Schatten.
Kein Mensch kann sie wissen,
kein Jäger erschießen,
es bleibet dabei:
die Gedanken sind frei.
Bonuspoints for singing.
>>51756012
Fuck
Basically the biggest mistake you did was that you pronounced most of the silent letters. And the thing is that there's no way to guess the silent letters.
>>51756032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ju5JGt4Ckc
>>51754498
>Passé simple
I've no idea how to say any of this albeit I could understand it with no problem. Why you lot don't use it anymore again?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xwgQTo0GHT
>>51756311
>. Why you lot don't use it anymore again?
Sounds too refined for casual conversation
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xwgQTo0GHT
Very good, the only thing I heard was that you pronounced the c from francs, it is silent.
>>51756032
Woah, sounds pretty much like your first language. Bretty good 5/5
>>51756311
>Thiago Silva reads Flaubert
I'm kidding m8, you read it well.
>>51754328
lmao wtf is this shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nnetKQs0fC
>>51754009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KiDNjDU6Jm
>>51756536
6/10
>>51756032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SV2xfE4Y6d
I don't like pretending to read German
>>51756032
im underage, sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kmexkCrD0G
>>51756427
>>51756484
>Sounds too refined for casual conversation
Nothing wrong about being a lil snob sometimes then :^)
Merci mes amis.
>>51756130
>silent letters
Problem of east Europeans, i think. it's look like a cocney, lol?
>>51756796
post croat
>>51757145
post russias plans for attacking europe
>>51757042
>it's look like a cocney, lol?
Kek what do you mean ?
>>51756698
>>51756796
>erscheißen
tongue-twister
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y7sCtqOtYs
>>51757431
it sounds like you use the throat for your r and not the tongue
>>51757476
He is french spy.
>>51757476
Yes it is. In another way i can not ;(
>>51757608
Actually the french r isn't that guttural t bh
c-c-combo breaker
>>51757258
not yet ;)
>>51757476
I can't do that either ((
Even when I use my tongue for it the bulk of the sound comes from the back of my mouth.
Any Tuvan learners here?
Бүгү дeлeгeйниң пpoлeтapлapы бoлгaш дapлaткaн apaттapы кaттыжыңap!
one more
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JkNwvkHcJ5
>>51757962
>Any Tuvan learners here?
>>51754328
>Any other Uyghur learners here?
You're that Esperanto retard, aren't you?
>>51758137
it has to be the same shitposter, nobody learns that shit lmao
>>51758201
I'm not stepping on an FSB proofs?-gathering operation, am I?
Happy birthday, Soome.
Oi Suomi, katso, Sinun päiväs koittaa,
yön uhka karkoitettu on jo pois,
ja aamun kiuru kirkkaudessa soittaa
kuin itse taivahan kansi sois.
Yön vallat aamun valkeus jo voittaa,
sun päiväs koittaa, oi synnyinmaa.
Oi nouse, Suomi, nosta korkealle
pääs seppälöimä suurten muistojen,
oi nouse, Suomi, näytit maailmalle
sä että karkoitit orjuuden
ja ettet taipunut sä sorron alle,
on aamus alkanut, synnyinmaa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaKko3VGAnY
>>51758289
What an odd question. Are you working for some irish secret service?
>>51757145
Jur nijedna na svit vila
Lipotom se već ne slavi,
Jer je hvale sve skupila
Vila kâ mi sarce travi.
Ni će biti, ni je bila,
Njoj takmena kâ se pravi.
Lipotom se već ne slavi
Jur nijedna na svit vila.
Varhu njeje vedra čela
Vridna ti se kruna vidi
Od kosice ku je splela
Kojom zlatu ne zavidi,
Svakomu je radost vela
Kad ju dobro razuvidi.
>>51752615
English:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJYs2bpCAt
>>51754009
Danish:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v7xNAyPp8C
>>51757431
cheeki breeki??
>>51756032
German:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JcogrxsZ7J
>>51758333
kiitos slovakkiveli
>>51756452
was meant for
>>51756239
>>51758333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L27xSglh34
>>51758537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nlXw0lnqy3
>>51758559
7/10
>>51759053
takk
>>51758137
No. I just like to study obscure languages.
>>51759039
That was actually pretty good,
9/10 if you're not slavic
>>51759254
>9/10
Is this a meme?
>if you're not slavic
I'm not, I'm just going on the little bit of Polish some chick taught me months ago. It seems to work for most Slavic languages to be honest.
>>51706345
>>51706489
For my dearest Nigel:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s7XrjfySm4
>>51759362
You read almost every single word correctly, the only thing that was meh was intonation and accent but that takes lifetime to perfect (or of course being native speaker) so yeah, that was pretty good
>>51758537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcXmvgLjef
>>51759082
perhaps you know some norwegian since you spelled tak with two k's?
>>51759806
Only a few words like takk
>>51759844
hi boris :3
>>51759871
Boris?
>>51759634
damn, that is very close to how a native would read it
>>51759871
a second russian spy, perhaps..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2MZ2OsdoYE
>>51759502
HOLY FUCK, kek!
Whakaaria mai
Tōu rīpeka ki au
Tiaho mai
Rā roto i te pō
Hei kona au
Titiro atu ai.
Ora, mate,
Hei au koe noho ai
>>51759502
my new ringtone
>>51760578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08QHRki90pz
Is this maori?
>>51760715
Babs has outdone himself there. On par with the bogan rant, at least.
>>51760957
do you have the bogan rant remix saved?
>>51760993
i lost it when i got a new laptop
I'd love to have a copy t bh
>>51761094
yeah I have it on my laptop but I'm too lazy to up it today
>>51761094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hqye0QwKrD
>new laptop
So is that why you were MIA for a few weeks?
>>51761214
YES.
>>51761214
beautiful
Arriba, parias de la Tierra!
¡En pie, senpaiélica legión!
Atruena la razón en marcha:
es el fin de la opresión.
Del pasado hay que hacer añicos.
¡Legión esclava en pie a vencer!
El mundo va a cambiar de base.
Los nada de hoy todo han de ser.
Agrupémonos todos,
en la lucha final.
El género humano
es la internacional.
>>51758537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2wDEcufFP
>>51761763
>sempaiélica
Should be fâmélica (no ^, fucking filters)
>>51761971
Probando el micro.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q7z9kBJ77K
Que risa con lo de senpailética legión, me imaginaba que era el filter.
>>51761971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0rY28ohrls
what is he singing at 0:17?
is he just saying "hay nada" or what? that's what it sounds like
>>51762213
and some shileno dared to say that you never pronounce ch like sh
>>51762215
>Usual nonsense used in flamenco
>>51762363
yeah that was what I thought since that doesn't make any sense
I read somewhere that the first few bars are used for the singer to tune in so I guess that's what it is
>>51762291
that's the way the cookie crumbles m8.
>>51762453
I'm neutral to dislike regarding flamenco. Paco de Lucía was a great guitarist though
>>51762213
top kek amigaso
>>51762565
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89zM9pZzt0U
>>51756032
r8 me http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxcrCTQWor
>>51761763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qb496i8sBn
bost finnish
Salam, khosh amadid.
Hale shoma chetor asti? Kheili vaghte ke azat khabari nist.
>>51764735
>Farsi
literally shit language
why don't persians just assimilate to the arabs around them like all the other arab neighbors?
>>51754009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d0oSImpGzp
>>51754498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11ntjVgE2YO
Never saw an amerindian language posted here, so here's some Tupi-Guarani:
Ixé copixápe catú, imõgatyrõ ygaruçú äèbé Apyabetà oçopár,
Äé abé cöytè oiporacár. Mojú cotý auatàuatá xe tutýra còpe apytá. Oporandùb äé ixébo: maiabépe nde pyà indébo? Umamepe catú ereçó?Abápe abé nde irùmo oçó?
Aé ixupé: Iepuxàpe, tapyýietà recoçàpe. Mocõi Caraíba reté, umambäé xe moeté; ixe irúnamo oço potár. Xe abé inhëenga aporacár.
Äé xe Tutýra teité oinongucár cetà miapè bejú xíca recè anhëeng, meza poçáme ocamëeng. Ëí ixébo: tiambäèú co mirì äíra tembiú;
>>51766992
Arabic is disgusting
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