The usual shit.
Dánski vedci sledovali spermie šiestich obéznych mužov, ktorí prehádzali chirurgickým znižovaním váhy. Pri strate hmotnosti sa genetika pohlavných buniek nezmenila. Všimli si však rozdielne epigenetické štítky, ktoré dokážu ovplyvniť správanie génov.
eesti <3
>>51698292
Look what arrived on Friday :^)
ITT: Nobody actually posts Vocarro
here's an english post if you want to practice-
"Friend," said the itherm exchanging his low pace for a full stop, "having kep covenant be meeting thee here, it is my purpose now to return whence I came. I have scruples touching the matter thou wot'st of."
"Sayest thou so? replied he of the serpent, smiling apart. "Let us walk on, nevertheless, reasoning as we go; and if I convince thee not thou shalt turn back. We are but a little way in the forest yet."
This isn't modern English, obviously, but it's good a testing your ability to read through and pronounce new words.
I'll be lurking to help anyone and comment.
>>51698738
I dont really undertand why anyone who buy a book to learn how to say malaka tbqh ;)
anyway, I was speaking with my Italian tutor who lives in my city, and he actually told me that from an outsiders perspective Greek grammar is pretty easy. is it true?
>>51699299
I don't have such a good overview of the grammar yet, but I've already identified one area that will be a giant pain in the ass to learn tbfh - formation of verbs in different tenses.
>>51699747
>formation of verbs in different tenses.
oh shit you're right, you're gonna get fucked. but always think that ancient greek grammar is 10 times harder. I dont know what it's called (conguntivo, imperativo, condizionale in italian) but ancient greek grammar had a ton of formations
Le bump
Tomorrow's one is going to be Finland edition or I'm gonna kick some serious arse
>>51699033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfpSCNEun0
>>51699033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rLGJp5WZAL
>>51701237
this T B H
>>51698738
Γιατί να θέλει kάποιος να μάθει ελληνιkά?
>>51701239
I misspelled the word "other" so it's not your fault also replace "be" for"by, so sorry about that.
Scruples- you pronounced it as "Scruh-puls" when it is supposed to be "Scroo-puls"
Wot'st - Should be pronounced "what'st" isn't an old form of constructing conjunctions that's not used anymore/
Thou - Never used today but you pronounced it as "Tho" when it should be "Thow" like Cow
The accent was noticeable but you also changed your tone throughout the reading. I would suggest you do you some practice reading and listen to a new station such as the BBC. I believe you were trying to replicate a British accent so I can't really help you there.
Sing with me!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EkicQnAbTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMjZHGBJgmk
>>51701929
are you the same guy who sang that already?
find something new lad, I recommend Frozen
>>51702019
yes I admit. I have tried to master this.
link good version of frozen KARAOKE video please.
ITT: unintelligible Finnish inbreds
>>51701537
I misspelled the word "other" so it's not your fault also replace "be" for"by, so sorry about that.
Thee - Although this is very small it was noticeable, you pronounce the "th" like a "th" rather than a "dth". The "Dth" is a sound created in the front of the mouth with the tounge in between the teeth which the "th" is more of an "open" version of the "dth"
There used to be different letters for these letters-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eth "dth"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter) "th"
Scruples- you pronounced it as "Scruh-puls" when it is supposed to be "Scroo-puls"
It's really good, you flow and tone is rather good and the accent is not too difficult to understand.
>>51701929
Depressing
>>51702019
>frozen
>>51702063
video: https://youtu.be/uCyLO3rsCMA
lyrics:
On hyiset vuoret ne lumiset niin,
hanki hohtaa hehkuen.
On linna niin yksinäinen,
sitä yksin hallitsen,
ja tuuli ulvoo niin kuin myrsky sisälläin.
Siellä pysy ei, vaikka tahtoisin.
Ei tulla saa, ei nähdä saa,
kiltti tyttö sä ole aina vaan!
Ei paljastaa saa tunteitaan,
se jäädä saa!
Taakse jää, taakse jää,
en tätä voi pidättää!
Taakse jää, taakse jää,
ovi vanha taakse jää!
Unhoittaa sanat julmat saan.
Myrsky raivotkoon!
Saa nyt kylmä viima tää puhaltaa.
Kun joskus kaukaa katsoo,
on kaikki pientä niin!
Ja nuo pelon vanhat kahleet,
mä loihdin kadoksiin!
On aika nähdä voimat mun,
ne koetella, vapauttaa,
Pois vanhat säännöt, nyt mä oon
vapaa!
Taakse jää, taakse jää,
tuuleen jäiseen mä nostan pään!
Taakse jää, taakse jää,
on menneet päivät nää!
Tänne jään, ja nostan pään!
Myrsky raivotkoon...
Mun voima halki ilman käy, se iskee kii!
Mun sieluun piirtyy jäiset huurreruusut kylmät niin!
Ja kirkas kristallin on ajatuksein tää, ei palaa entinen, se
kaikki taakse jää!
Taakse jää, taakse jää,
enää tyydy en vähempään!
Taakse jää, taakse jää,
myös kiltti tyttö tää!
Jääköön taa, uuttaa voimaa saan!
Myrsky raivotkoon,
saa nyt kylmä viima tää puhaltaa.
>>51702086
HUURTEINEN SEIKKAILU is based
>>51702068
rude
>>51702271
There are better ones
And I never understood why everyone claimed "let it go" to be "the best Disney song ever!!!1!1!1!"
>>51702271
2many lyrics
Did anyone listen this to the end? >>51701929
(doubt face hehe)
>>51702463
Yes kek
>>51702463
I did, ending was spook/5
>>51702410
Frozen is just the most recent one
Best one in terms of Finnish dubbing is obviously this one https://youtu.be/jUShINKSG6E and the whole movie
so many Finns tonight :DDDDD
>>51703235
>>51703235
ayyyy
>>51703339
>answering your own posts
It's getting out of hands nigel
>>51703444
trips confirm I need to leave.
>>51703520
Let me tell you a story
Once upon a time two weeks ago, my laptop ran out of charge
Fast forward to this day
I start charging my laptop and then open it
No Internet, but I still open chrome
And there it is, "drop it like it's hot" playing on full volume
>mfw
Spoopy innit?
Kind of pointless story but I felt like I had to tell that
b-boker?
a
Labas aš krabas
>>51703755
pretty spoopy actually. Checked
>>51702271
Post some Galevala instead :--D
>>51704091
I'm on a streak
>vocaroo thread
>2-3 voc post
>>51704101
A Finnish folk tale/song
“Mistäs tulet, kustas tulet,
Poikani iloinen?”—
Mie tulen meren rannast',
miun äitini kultainen"
“Mitä sieltä tekemästä,
Poikani iloinen?”—
“Hevostani juottamasta,
Miun äitini kultainen.”
“Mist’ on saappaas' saveen tullut,
Poikani iloinen?”—
“Mie kuljin vaan tietä pitkin,
Miun äitini kultainen.”
Mist’ on miekkais vereen tullut,
Poikani iloinen?”—
“Mie tapoin vanhemman veljen,
Miun äitini kultainen.”
“Mintähen sinä veljesi tapoit,
Poikani iloinen?”—
"Miks' hän miun naista nauratteli,
Miun äitini kultainen?"
"Mihin sie nyt itse joudut,
Poikani iloinen?" —
"Muille maille vierahille
miun äitini kultainen"
"Milloin sie sieltä kottiin palaat,
Poikani iloinen?" —
"Silloin kun tähdet taivaalla tanssii,
Miun äitini kultainen"
"Milloin ne tähdet taivaalla tanssii,
Poikani iloinen?"—
Silloin kun kivi veen pääll' lillii,
Miun äitini kultainen?"
Milloin se kivi veen pääll' lillii,
Poikani iloinen? —
"Sillon kun höyhen uppoo vatiin,
Miun äitini kultainen"
Millon se höyhen uppoo vatiin,
Poikani iloinen?" —
"Silloin kun kaikki tuomiolle tullaan"
Song here, breddy nice t bh https://youtu.be/NwAcHcuYzL4
>>51704250
is it true that santa is a goat in Finland?
>>51704317
Joulupukki :------------D
>>51704317
I posted some shit here >>51700456
>>51704317
Fug :DD Joulupukki = Yule goat = Santa Claus
>>51704388
How did I know that would be you, had a mystic shudder when i saw it tbf.
checked, again.
>>51704450
is this like the anti-santa? like Krampus etc..
Some french :
Assis sur un banc au Central Bar
On boit notre Ricard
On jacte avec deux, trois alcooliques notoires
Ça parle de tout, ça parle de rien
Et surtout d'rien, les discussions d'bar ça va jamais bien loin
Des relents d'cendards et latrines
Jacky, René, Dédé, Nanard, c'est la dream team
C'est quatre hommes pour faire vivre un bar
J'parle plus pilier mais d'colonnes de comptoir
C'est, par jour, un litre de Ricard
Et ça vient t'traiter d'camé quand tu tires sur un pétard
>>51704473
Now it's getting really spoopy
>>51704516
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Knut%27s_Day
>>51704388
>Slovakia
>Mikuláš
The author of the map is a moron.
>>51704250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DwamZ0Pg39
>>51704814
you have an accent obviously but it was perfect like always. The only way you can improve anymore is to move here *wink wink*
>>51704814
Moooraaaans
I need to write a 3 page paper today about some political topic. It has to be in the form of a letter to a representative. I've considered writing about the TPP (and its shittyness) but I have no motivation.
Oh yeah I've also been up all night.
I'm considering just getting drunk and hammering it out but I fear I might put it off if I do that.
>>51697366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gH3IK9JlBj
>>51699033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qeHRYHi1hO
Did a british accent for the snake and rest in a "newscaster" style speech.
>>51704659
Don't know any french so prepare your anus.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EU7yp73iNe
Anyone got some spanish?
>>51704978
>you have an accent obviously
Prkl
>to move here *wink wink*
Are you going to move to Hki yourself then? :^)
>>51705084
I should've written three pages about some economy related shit few weeks ago
>>51705084
Fug, forgot to post the guide. Thanks for giving it a shot.
>>51705084
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EU7yp73iNe
I barely understand some parts, you pronounced a lot of silent letters and rolled the r's, pretty bad t bh
>>51705084
Elugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor. Una olla de algo más vaca que carnero, salpicón las más noches, duelos y quebrantos los sábados, lentejas los viernes, algún palomino de añadidura los domingos, consumían las tres partes de su hacienda.
>>51705129
>move to Helsinki
>>51705411
Bondes
>>51705400
*En un lugar
>>51705173
Well my finals are on monday.
After that I won't have class till the first week of January.
Its for my American Political Science class.
>>51705249
Pretty much as I expected. Meh. I'll take it. The fact that you understood even if barely is good enough.
>>51705400
gracias, rate por favor.
Doing latin american pronunciation not spanish lo siento amigo (No th sounds here boss)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q1Hd9i0pyB
>>51705229
I'll give it another go after I pore over that a bit.
>>51705411
Lad, I am not going to Nääsville to sauna with you.
>>51705521
Still needs some work on the fluidity there mate sounds kinda like a robot, but keep working on it.
>>51705909
Come to Turku
Helsinki and Tampere are both pieces of shit compared to our butifel city
>>51705999
>not wanting to sound like a robot
Hasta la vista, baby
>>51706004
Sht, I thought I was talking to Tampere lad that wants to get naked with me in a sauna. Also
>Suomen persereikä
you can't be serious :--D
>>51706079
Yeah I'm different finn you were talking to
>you can't be serious
The lad in that video wasn't serious
>>51705411
you're dubs are spoopy :DDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJd5tBVDpY kek
>>51697366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KY3pLaNHaJ
request hymn of USSR
>>51706345
To be completely honest with you, I'd buy a full-length album of that shit
>>51705229
>>51697366
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19wAa7fi7MR
>>51705999
Indeed you are right.
Currently finishing up my second year spanish at my college. It flows much better when I know exactly what I'm saying rather then half of it and trying to put it together in my head.
I'll try it again maybe better maybe not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KnfMG4cahx
>>51706489
kek, was just fucking with the effects on audacity.
>>51706625
Record a song using those
I really must fuck around with the effects on podfarm someday
>>51706711
for some reason this cunting mic exludes noise like a bastard and i can't sort it out so recording to background track is no good t bh
>>51706829
I meant that you should only record your own voice and see what you can come up with
>>51706829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xSiUwrsgbU
>>51706437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ph1Lp3bPjR
>tfw tomorrow is Finnish Independence Day and I'm singing this
>>51707320
it's in FORTY MINUTES
HÄPEÄ
>>51707361
PERKELE!
>>51707320
that's not very mongol of you. Mr bubbles
just gonna leave this right here...
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
>>51707175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dNgaUqRDND
>>51706931
that's a lot of work for a lazy cunt like me t bh
>>51707627
Was the beginning strayan? Since I thought that sounded like it
>>51707679
At least do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1f4ZfHkICo
>>51707627
Was it the "I" both times?
Re-listening thats what stands out to me.
>>51704659
Francais est ne facile pas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uILKWYSNE4
Scots:
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an nivir brocht ti mynd?
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an ald lang syn?
Fir ald lang syn, ma jo,
fir ald lang syn,
wil tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.
An sheerly yil bee yur pynt-staup!
an sheerly al bee myn!
An will tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.
We twa hay rin aboot the braes,
an pood the gowans fyn;
Bit weev wandert monae a weery fet,
sin ald lang syn.
We twa hay pedilt in the burn,
fray mornin sun til dyn;
But seas between us bred hay roard
sin ald lang syn.
An thers a han, my trustee feer!
an gees a han o thyn!
And we’ll tak a richt‡ gude-willie-waucht‡,
fir ald lang syn.
>>51708111
>Francais est ne facile pas
N'est pas facile* t bh
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uILKWYSNE4
Don't roll the r's, and you also pronounced a looot of silent letters.
>>51708248
cant do scottish worth a shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nXGhdiGCjG
>>51708248
what a meme language
boker is on lads
>>51705400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aVMbp3CLiY
Traté, tan poco.
AYÚDAME LATINOS
>>51710428
Bump for help from a /latino/
>>51710428
I just noticed that you pronounced c word in rocín and salpicón
>>51711175
C wrong*
nasal true redneck voice already read your copypaste
>>51711437
*already ready
fix
>>51710428
not that bad 7/10
>>51709535
>Only babs
Fuck you m9
>>51705400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kb7SOz9ZH
>>51708248
what the fuck is this bullshit
>>51712370
naw even i left. it's late now, you normies should've came earlier.
Everything repeat: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ExzZlRH241
>>51708248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ykmAh2P7W8
shit language
