We will own this general, in time edition
The laws of reality do not apply to me. I am a sovereign being, governed by my own will.
>>61778876
FUCK CANADA
so this one guy Brian got hired to stock shelves etc in our Home Depot/Walmart type store.
every sentence out of his mouth for the first month was strictly work related and the guy talked so quiet you always had to ask him to repeat himself, smelled like bug spray and axe. always has trouble with eye contact
anyways
>noon
>customer asks Brian where something is
>he mutters an answer
> probably wrong anyways
>from the customers point of view this guy can barely talk let alone direct him through the store
>makes some denigrating remark about people who stock shelves
>whatever.jpg
>brian carries on
>next day
>break room
>brian goes into his locker and pulls out a legal contract tier stack of paper
>turns out he had printed off iq tests he found online
>page 1 of 30, 2 of 30, etc
>theres 83 employees at the store
>brian spends the rest of the week trying to administer an online iq test to everybody
>eventually has to be taken aside at one of the meetings he crashed and told to stop
>he now spends his break challenging people to sudoku
another
>every wednesday and friday managers and supervisors meet at front of the store
>always announced over radio walkie talkies half of the staff have
>explicitly mentioning managers etc
>without fail brian always shows up first and has to be reminded he wasn’t called
>whoops forgot /didnt hear right lol is what he says
>now he just becomes busy in the next aisle over 'by coincidence haha'
>nobody really knows what to do
Whats in the new overwatch patch
>>61778876
>implying PA didnt btfo commifornia last thread
>FUCK CANADA
>>61778946
that guy looks funny
who is he?
>>61778809
>nobody knows if people actually exist here
Yeah, they make shitty sushi that gives you food poisoning.
>>61778954
Mr. Shekelberg
>>61778954
A jew
>>61778888
solipsism is a meme
>>61778907
theres always something wrong with sudokufags
its like crossword puzzles are for old people and sudoku are for the massively autistic
>>61778876
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685910
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685910
>>61778982
Heed the quads. Remember, there is no spoon.
>>61778981
>>61778960
>>61778925
guys, seriously. this has to stop. there can't be THIS many people from PA congregated onto this one thread. I'm normally optimistic, but I think this "coincidental" congregation of PA residents on 4chan is definitely a bad sign
>>61778954
>not knowing jewt
>>61779009
How is it a bad sign?
>>61779009
I'm not from PA
>>61779010
who?
>>61778921
Bug fixes
/seamen/ is kill
>>61779028
we're freaks man, just face it. Where's New England? Where's the south? Where's the Midwest? Why is the mid-atlantic so autistic that we all are here
>>61779036
moot
>>61779028
Backlash from the pinkos.
>>61779069
Well i lurk 99 percent of the time but i saw you and the phillyfag posting so i joined in. But that being said, we could be be more autistic to the point that we put up the extra flags.
>>61778718
I'm still here
>>61779069
6 months back this entire place was the midwest and it was an absolute shitfest
The people and regions that post here most often are constantly changing
>>61779074
i do not understand
are you speaking of a person?
>>61779087
>ehh, America's cool
Did they really put that?
should i join the forces
>>61779069
manitoba and california have had their time
its ours now, allahu akbar
>>61779160
It was probably made by some self loathing nu-male
>>61778907
>he now spends his break challenging people to sudoku
You ever take him up on his challenge?
>>61779160
Yes, it's actually a pretty dumb map.
>>61779160
Yeah, I think it's a pretty crappy scale as well. A lot of people say "murica" ironically, mocking redneck/blue-collar culture. The people polled could have misinterpreted it.
>>61779163
Use the superposition of forces to find the resultant force.
>>61779186
And Michigan is fucked for some reason. I want to see the peer review process for this data.
>>61779165
>allahu akbar
*raises paws*
not in my state
*slams paws down and shatters all your wicked ways*
I'll be honest I've never fucked an asshole. What's the point when vagina exists?
>>61779002
Simple reminder that california won
>>61779249
i saw a woman's bare back once
moles and all
>>61779249
repressed homosexuality
>>61779269
was it a good back or a bad back
Jesus christ I made a mistake and decided to watch an anime premier downstairs and the fucking episode started so lewd my sister walked in and glared at me for "watching hentai" fucking japs stop with this lewdness
>>61779258
i swear 2 christ christie i m moving 2 west coast as a transplant and u r gonna dell with it
>>61779297
now go hug your sister
>>61779297
how does your sister even know what hentai means? Girls dont watch anime
>>61779297
>glared at me
so tsundere
>>61779294
First and only woman I've asked out so far. She revealed she was a bulemic lesbian. she's super qt tho and we still hang out naked..... with no sex
sometimes i think my life is a snarky tv pilot on IFC
>>61779269
>>61779294
I fucking hate this shit. Next woman I date won't have a back.
>>61779297
Show name for scientific purposes?
>>61779258
Californians, do you condone this? Americans, would you allow your children near these people?
http://sf-looks.com/
>>61779327
We used to watch anime together when we were younger.
>>61779348
http://fapservice.com/masou-gakuen-hxh-fanservice-review-episode-1/
>>61779349
no one sane raising a kid lives in SF
>>61779349
DIBS ON GIGI AND JULIA
>tfw the qt 3.14 bends over while you walk past
>tfw she's wearing a thong
>>61779370
reminder that Arthur and its wholesome American values supported with strong Christian undertones is set in the Mid-atlantic states
>>61779370
Yeah, man. Kids need plenty of water and sunshine. California only has one of those.
>>61779361
Ahhaahaha what the fuck is this even about
>>61779404
SF has neither
>>61778907
sounds like Dwight
>>61779404
being a real big meanie tonight
>>61779409
Don't bother it's terrible. Something with energy/power suits or some shit fighting some evil enemy that attacks their academy city and MC charges them up by doing lewd things to them.
>hard drive is 6 years old
>have a BSOD every 4-5 months
>any day it will crash and lose all my data and programs
fuck
>>61779404
good one
This is what life will be like when I finish college.
>>61779442
>300k starting
>>61779432
>WD black prices haven't come down since the price stabilized months after the flooding
Good and Evil
How many black people are in VT or WY?
>>61779490
about 7 or 8
>>61779457
At least 5 figures.
>>61779457
Any tits I want
>>61779438
I'm not very good at this mudslinging.
what are you taking this fall /cum/?
>>61779480
Buy a green or red and tune them with the firmware tools.
>>61779442
>I will never be sexually bullied by my beautiful, busty japanese boss lady
what the fuck? How have I not just ended it yet?
>>61779537
ecology of infectious disease
uses of plants
science of poisons
physical exercise planning
philosophy
lab work
TA
>>61779531
california drought jokes are always funny
>>61779537
Physical Chemistry 1 w/ Lab
Transport Phenomena 1
Thermodynamics
MATLAB
Pretty excited 2bh.
I just want to put my pOnOs in a vOgOnO
>>61779074
Who?
>>61779564
sounds pretty similar to our public health program. What are you studying? The lab coordinator is trying to get me to TA in the fall but 17 hours with research an no free classes has me apprehensive, grading papers and dealing with weedout class questions is a drag
>>61779520
Very good!
>>61779565
Not as funny as a California drought.
>>61779589
creator and was admin of the site until he sold it last year
>>61779597
biology. I wish I stayed with a more specific major like toxicology, but I'm here now and might as well just finish it
>>61779349
god damn what a bunch of fucking FREAKS
have a differential equations exam in 7 hours and I cant sleep. Please send help
Someone redirected me to this thread with the words "spics & niggers safe space"
>>61779625
Differential equations is easy, you'll do fine.
>>61779633
well they were right wassup my nigger brother
>>61779633
hello, my dark skinned friend! good evening to you!
>>61779633
whas good homes?
>>61779633
there are indeed a lot of spics and I can see why this is described as a safe space but I dont think there there are many actual blacks. Welcome
>>61779621
>gigi
>julia
>mary
>nicole
>deanna
>madeline
>beckie
>emily
>tori
>""""""freaks""""""
dude, the west coast is where I need to be. It's nothing but YOGA PANTS here. god damn conformists.
>>61779678
>>61779661
he m-my nay-muh is dowwy an-and I suff-ffer from showt term memahry loss
>>61779674
this desu
Even if they're strange people I wouldn't approach in the street, having a few oddballs is better than everybody being the same.
>>61779629
We don't acknowledge him anymore?
Just walked a few miles.
>>61779694
It's a joke about newfags.
>>61779693
Wow, who is this cute girl?
what is /cum/ doing tonight? slaying so aberant spectres right now.
>>61779708
keep on walking
>>61779674
>dude, the west coast is where I need to be. It's nothing but YOGA PANTS here. god damn conformists.
The Cali anon was right, SF is its own thing. If you want to see freaks, you can move to Williamsburg/Brooklyn and still enjoy delicious Philly cheese wiz.
>>61779693
why is her balls thighs and surrounding area black? Is that just hair
>>61779719
reported for nsfw content :^)
My intelligence is far superior to all of you
>>61779537
Thermodynamics
Circuit Analysis
I haven't decided on the rest
>>61779719
Downloaded Pokemon Go and walked around looking for shit
STOP IT SWEDEN
>>61779750
Oh yeah?
Then tell me, does 0.999...=1?
What's with the Somalian spamming his shitty porn in my /cum/?
>>61779768
can't you see? he's combating islamists in his country
>can't outbreed islam
>so rot it away from the inside with western insanity
>>61779537
all these chem-fags
>Prob & Stats
>OS architecture
>Data structures
part-time living
>>61779771
There are zero numbers between 0.999... and 1.
>>61779768
>SWEDEN
newfag
>>61779765
Is it boring or fun
>>61779809
It's alright. I enjoy nighttime strolls anyway so it makes it a little more interesting.
>>61779750
That's a big knife.
>>61779845
does it make your phone vibrate so much that its annoying
>>61779867
I haven't gotten any notifications while the app isn't running. When you're walking around you can put on a low power setting. You hold the phone upside down and it'll vibrate it a Pokemon is near.
>out of all of the generals on /int/ he chooses /cum/
Should we take this a a compliment?
we country now
https://youtu.be/tWMQivnDwbo
>>61779903
>he
she
>tfw youre an asshole and you know it
>tfw you don't want to be an asshole but you can't help it
how do i cope
>>61779903
/cum/ is literally one of the best generals on /int/. even when analyzing it from a non biased standpoint we have a pretty low level of bad posting
>>61779633
/lat/ amirite?
>>61779927
read the bible and repent, Jesus Christ will forgive you
>>61779943
forgive me? who made me?
>>61779934
Estoy memeando /:
>>61779969
Ah bueno, mis disculpas, señor.
>>61779661
>>61779678
>>61779693
>>61779766
>>61779790
>>61779814
What are you trying to convey with these images?
>>61779805
>There are zero numbers between 0.999... and 1.
That depends on the number system. In a geometric series, 0.999... converges on 1 in the real number system.
>>61779993
No it does not matter undergraduate.
>>61779890
I just made a character. Now what do I tap.
help im thinking of all the embarassing shit I did today somebody help
>>61780004
It'll spawn a the original starters around you. Tap the one you want to catch.
>>61779986
Me inventé el meme hace rato.
Empiezas con la misma oración 'someone redirected me etc etc' y ya de ahà tu le agregas algo nuevo a lo que está entre comillas.
Espero me entiendas.
>>61780000
Learn to control your shitposts.
Also nice repeating digits.
>>61780000
Quads confirm
Met a real life Juggalo at the gas station just now. Never in my life have I suffered such second hand embarrassment.
>>61780056
Have you tried slicing your throat with a knife?
Useless motherfucker
>>61780001
:)
Pic related is my impression of theoretical mathematics.
>>61780020
I had to start over because it didn't spawn me. Might need to start over again because it isn't loading the shop
>>61780084
>mexican posters
>>61780057
that was me. dick.
>>61780110
uhhh, please never post that picture here ever again.
Thanks.
>>61780057
u not fucking down with the clown bro?
>>61780110
me on the left
>>61780108
>>61780139
Why don't americans like to slice throats?
>>61779349
>all the qt's in oakland
Checks out.
>>61780110
>the ADHD twat calling me subhuman
I'm not joking, go ahead and kill yourself you waste of human being
>>61780142
Can a CHI or mexican translate what is says on the windshield
>>61780142
me on the left
>mexi-chan is being edgy again
>>61780159
Last letter captures and executes murderers and then something i cant read
>>61780166
>>61780159
>The last letter captures and executes murders-
don't know what it says next
>Santa Muerte
what the fuck Mexico
>>61780178
underrated post
>>61780166
i'm s-s-sorry
I'm just trying to i-impress you
*sniff*
>>61780172
>dominimierda
>>61780201
what did you expect from southern filth?
>>61780239
>we're much better workers than you lazy white boys!
>let's hop the border ese
>if you don't want Mexicans you're racist
This Dominican swede is going HAM
>>61780239
Seen this a billion times over the years but it never gets less fucked. Imagine being the guy on the left, spending your last moments on earth listening to your bro beside you get his head half decapitated by a chainsaw, his blood spurting on your face, knowing that you will be the next to meet your maker. Terrifying shit man, fuck. Look at his face.
>>61780216
>Dominican
>>61780239
me on the left
>>61780239
The chainsaw really doesn't help the stereotype
Guess I touched a string
lol
>having all those pictures saved so that when a Mexican hurts your feelings you have some material to fight back
True autismo
I see the same crap on /pol/
How do we fix /cum/?
>>61780097
The servers are all fucked up right now. May have to wait a few days for them to fix everything.
>>61780365
by cumming lol
>>61780365
Nevada is rightful Californian clay. They can be an autonomous region so they can keep their gun laws and such.
>>61780255
whoa are you quoting?
goodnight you filthy pieces of shit
>think of every single thing you said that can be perceived as embarassing
>wait for the sweet embrace of darkness
I'm destined to always be this way aren't I?
>>61780365
What's wrong with /cum/?
what do I fap to
>>61780270
Can't really feel bad for him though.
they chose their path and now they're paying.
>>61780408
Good night faggot
>>61780365
There's no need to fix /cum/. /cum/ is the model of integrity. Mexicans, americans, and leafs shitpost in harmony.
>>61780410
iktfb. It can be overcome, I'm sure of it. I just dont know how.
>>61780399
He had one of those "traumatic regressions"
I see it all the time at /pol/
Some people just can't handle Mexicans replying back
>>61780428
http://exhentai.org/g/654191/16cfd8b9be/
>>61780439
>they chose their path and now they're paying.
Landscaping?
>>61780399
Mexicans
They are convinced they somehow improve the US
>>61780475
>sad panda
>>61780476
Dealing with the narco, you dense hick
>>61780488
>eternal summerfags
>>61780488
literally best option available. what else were you expecting?
>>61780504
>if you don't jerk off to drawings you're summer
gas yourself
>>61780498
It was a bad joke anyway.
>>61780486
But when did that swede said what you just posted?
>>61780486
Time to enforce your immigration laws
Where is the man that does it for free and why isn't he deleting all the bullshit?
>>61780521
your on an anime imageboard, jerking it to drawings is to be expected
>>61780475
so I got the cookie copied, made an account on e-hentai, but I still cant log into exhentai?
wtf! i hate weebs now
>>61780544
Soon.
>>61780365
You don't actually want to balkanize me right anon-chan?
>>61780549
>anime imageboard
>after gook moot took over
This is a meme imageboard now bub, your kind isn't welcome
>>61780521
jerking off to drawings is the same as photos
theyre just pixels on the screen that look like people either way
stupid fucking epubs are all downloading as pdf's and even when I convert them they stay pdfs and when I send them to my kindle they don't even fucking show up reeeeee
>>61780556
it works off a weird point system. either remained logged into ehentai for a few days or post on the forums to get access. It took me like 3 days to get access
>>61780571
>jerking off to drawings is the same as photos
>theyre just pixels on the screen that look like people either way
You are down syndrome
>>61780576
You can also probably find the doujin on the main site, if it wasn't purged.
>>61780569
you literally dont know where you even are 2bh. 2ch moot taking over on serves to support this.
>>61780576
eh figures. I just wanted to see what it was all about, doesn't seem worth it
>>61780544
You will pay for it
>>61780365
That would literally ruin everything
>>61780593
not an argument
>>61780599
its worth it in the long run because it contains all cease and desist content and uncensored stuff that is purged. just dont clear your cookies/active logins for a few days and you will have access.
hey
>>61780615
Images depicting real humans and images depicting anime style drawing don't look anything alike.
That's like fucking a horse in the ass and saying its the same as fucking a human.
>>61780596
gook moot bought 4chan because he saw the meme potential and hoped that one day he could capitalize on it
>>61780572
>I've tried many ways, Calibre, other programs etc. The best way I've found is actually mailing the PDF to your Kindle email and writing "convert" in the subject bar. Almost flawless, except chapter headlines etc.
Try this perhaps.
>>61780644
I'm guessing he's more interested in metadata. moot was stupid not to capitalize off it.
>>61780628
uhhh.. hey, what's up?
>>61780599
here is the comic if you wanted it (the other one is also untranslated)
https://nhentai.net/g/102083/
>>61780630
literally nothing alike, anime is drawn in the likeness of humans with some exaggerated features while a horse is just a horse
>>61780612
Let us hope the wall becomes a reality
It'll cause so much anal pain between the Mexican elite
Those fuckers don't know what's coming to them
>>61778902
if u r rude to your wife she wont give you blowjobs
>>61780687
I'm married and I can confirm.
Sorry to be a piece of shit, but I enjoy reading about NEETs here because it makes me feel a little better about myself
I'm sorry NEETs. I hope you find your footing one day
>>61780647
just finally got it to work with calibre
thanks bud
Where did that Dominican parasite go?
Wonder how big his butthurt folder is
hi lads
which one of three threads is the real one?
>>61780721
No problem. When you have a problem and you can't figure it out just add Reddit to your search. Yeah, that place is full of faggots but it's also full of pretty good computer/electronics advice.
>>>/wsg/1171087
did they just BTFO The Don?
>2016
>still dont know how to torrent
>>61780731
this one :^)
gonna get baked and play GTA V 2bh
hope it's as fun as I remeber it being at launch on the last gen, though I hear online PC is completely ruined by russian hackers.
>>61780730
la unica razon por la que sigue posteando es por que cada que viene, todomundo le hace fiesta a sus piches posts pendejos
deja de hacerle caso, porfa
>>61780753
How?
>>61780753
Literally kill yourself.
>>61779708
who would make fun of poor newfags.
>>61780731
This one
>>61780744
No
>>61780764
have this pic
i am going to bed
>>61780753
no way.....
>>61780753
>watches anime
>claims he doesn't know how to torrent
bad bait desu
>>61780753
Bullshit
>>61780668
>with some exaggerated features
>>61780790
>downloading
>not just watching a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVT_n4MiKQ
choon buds
>>61780782
night fampai
>>61780708
I'm not a NEET I'm just embarrassing and a complete mess
>>61780790
>have to use kiss anime for everything
>get the streams 12 hours later than everyone else
>will never get those cool VLC snapshot filenames
>>61780708
I technically have a revenue.
>>61780744
>an advertisement
sums up libs quite well
>its almost friday
really enjoying this cartoons
My dear family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2jejuTXnco
>>61780759
No se te ocurra decirme que hacer
>>61780753
I actually stop torrenting since my fucking internet for some reason turned to shit
What does /cum/ smoke?
>>61780859
this is not good
