are nige edition
korean pop
1st 4 anime is shit
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith. I am English; I am a cuckold.
maisie
perusin' the 'chon
having a cheeky POF browse
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47414016
>>61176258
now post qts
>>61176192
just admit it's just yet another one of your clever ploys to ruin the french economy you damn bastards.
thanks for nothing, cunts
Who's you're favourite anime girl this season?
>todays almost over
>it starts all over again tomorrow
IT
NEVER
ENDS
THERE
IS
NO
ESCAPE
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61176242
improved version
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
>>61176242
How long have you had this saved Angus?
HUNGRYLIPS IS BACK OMG
>>61176200
I was double checking, you cretinous melt.
Marina chebs
Need a white tights Kyary gf
herts
>>61176343
this wasn't me
CHEBS
>>61176299
Fuck off english cuck, i'm going to laugh when int and pol banters the shit out of you. karma for making me mad after the scottish elections with all your mean posts
39°C here lads and I'm thinking about going fishing
>>61176343
Fuck off Reddit flagger
>>61176343
post wily
>>61176274
I voted 'leave' because I thought it would make me more exotic to French girls.
VOTE LEAVE
>>61176254
>final result will be announced in Manchester.
We are a lefty riddled shithole so it will end on a remain vote if the last is here in Manchester.
need an arse gf
Brexit has been confirmed by poll
>>>/pol/78322911
>>61176328
pic of mum at her wedding x
>>61176274
I don't think about France at all.
>>61176420
It was a lovely service
>>61176404
don't we all
>>61176343
wasn't me either
>>61176413
>keks wills leave
literally don't know what this means
>nowhere online to pirate an album but it's on amazon and itunes
what the F U C K
would happily give it to a label on bandcamp, but don't want to give money to either of those companies.
>>61176328
miss kevposting
lads
make a smart choice
VOTE LEAVE
>>61176421
w-we don't think about either you big idiot
>>61176362
They will be insulting you too, you dip.
crayon pop
>>61176423
really very excellent post
>>61176270
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=92033662
alri lads
cara 3bh lads
Why are the Scottish so pro remain lads? Are they a genetically subservient people? First the independence referendum, now this.
>still getting cucked by Steam
>Still can't get to the checkout
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61176470
Anyone who posts the Kek meme is a guaranteed redditor
>>61176470
new meme from (EIGHT)chan "Kek" is the god of memes
>>61176473
>>61176380
It's true, you would be even rarer to them.
Voted leave even tho remain is going to win
does she have a strong accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJzVcuQer1M
>>61176502
racist
![457402[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RfnzDfS.jpg "457402[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrOvuEaUBSw&feature=youtu.be&t=24m29s
holy fuck moly gone mad
>"No no no, listen. The reason, sorry to interrupt, ill be brief, but the reason WHY, they're bringing in the migrants, is because, the elites have spent the last few generations convincing everyone, that the only differences between races results from white racism. All the races are fundamentally identical, everyones exactly the same. And the only discrepancy is the result of racism. Now having setup that leftist egalitarian, anti-biological, anti-fact, anti-data, anti IQ-testing pseudo-imaginary nonsense, how could they say no to migrants? IF they say no to migrants, then they have to say why. Now are they gonna say well they have cultural values that may not wildly compatible with the west and so on, well then they have to say that western culture is superior, or atleast better for westerners. They also have to explain why they have let lots of non-westerners, and particularly in Germany among the turks in, for many decades, without ever mentioning this basic fact that there may be some level of incompatibility"
it's probably already decided at this point.
gonna be an exciting night of shitposting boys, bring on 6am. can we see a miracle?
>>61176534
good lad
Lads... it's Leave
>>61176550
Me on the right
>>61176413
Kek wills it!
>>61176470
kek is the latest /pol/ meme
an ancient egyptian god that is a frog and brings things into existence through sheer collective will I believe, essentially meme magic
>>61176534
>tho
yanks out
brexit more like BROOD BRIDDANCE
>>61176573
>lbs
Fuck off yank
>>61176550
>Stefan is a race realist
>>61176550
MOLYNEUX HAVING AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN
HE'S LOST HIS NUT LADS
>>61176515
They are tired of being singled out. Bremain means that the UK as a whole gets made fun of, instead of just scotland.
>>61176413
>unironically believing in kek
LiteralIy reddit
>>61176511
this 3bh
>>61176586
fuck off autistic /pol/ child
the '''''alt-right''''' is a joke
>>61176528
stop it
>>61176470
>Kuk (also spelled as Kek or Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.[1]
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light. The other members of the Ogdoad are Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Huh and Hauhet.
Just voted remain lads. No need to thank me, just doing my bit for my cunt.
>>61176470
/pol/ is dabbling in paganism and started worshipping the Egyptian frog god Kek in exchange for meme magic.
>>61176614
he is
>>61176550
He's overdosing on the redpill
fuck i just realised i walked out with my ballot. it's in my pocket right now.
>>61176252
>listens to Skepta once
>>61176640
literally that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNcdO1G7ao
>>61176586
>egyptian god
>seal not in coptic
fucking pleb ass niggas perpetuating this meme
>>61176550
Sad that he can't admit they are brought in the drive down wages of the white natives. Probably won't admit that because he is a AnCap who would do the same thing if he had the power.
>>61176719
Howling
>>61176674
/int/quisition when? We have to root out this heresy before it spreads
Lads. Will we get to see Jeremy and his Swingometer tonight? best bit of elections and votes desu
>>61176484
>>61176719
>The Baltimore police officer who faced the most serious criminal charges over the death of Freddie Gray in police custody has been acquitted.
will there be riots over this?
>>61176719
>>61176470
that's kuk
How long will it take to count the BREXIT votes?
>>61176502
Wonderful post.
>>61176719
literally how did you manage that
did you just walk in, have a wank in the toilet and leave
am i the only one who fucking despises these alt right youtubers like molyneux and sargon
anyone over the age of 21 who moans about "sjws" is an autist, but these people have taken it to the next level. their CAREER is moaning about "sjws"
it's embarrassing, frankly
>>61176719
you've got till 10 you spacker
>>61176719
incredible
>>61176515
All this time we called the Irish sub-humans but it has been made clear that in reality, that would be the jocks.
>>61176821
First results from Sunderland predicted at midnight (leaning leave so if it's remain that's a bad sign)
Most results at 3-4 am
Final results at 7am
All times in bst
>teeth are killing me
>go to dentist
>everythings fine
>teeth are still killing me
wut
The receptionist want my dick though
>>61176420
Never understood why fat people rid those scooters
always thought it was for old people who's legs don't work very well and need to go grocery shopping
I miss her lads.
>>61176857
Don't bother, you're just gonna get replies of "nod an argumend :D"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKOhj6AoHd
>>61176808
bizarro herts
>>61176413
>>61176521
>>61176586
>>61176591
>>61176656
>>61176674
crikey
/pol/ really is just reddit but with politics flipped around, isn't it?
>>61176704
He's going into cardiac arrest from the redpill.
We need to find and disconnect his life support feeder ASAP
>>61176857
their career is making millions off people who care about sjws
>>61176550
Me on the far right.
Is there a website that has all those instagram fitness "models" in one easy access page?
>>61176894
ummmmm.....I'm right here?
love old timey ladies
>>61176894
this one helped me tbH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfMK-zT_wnM
>>61176858
He won't be able to take it in as it could be a fake/photocopy
>>61176857
because the audience is teenagers who worship them, no adult watches that shit.
>>61176857
rorke's about to explode
>I voted Leave
>>61176719
PLEASE be real
>2015
Stefan is redpilled first on race.
>2016
Stefan begins to concentrate less on facts as he becomes more convinced, he is galvanized with such passion that he shows signs of insanity.
Videos are reduced to hysterical rhetoric and Stefan gains a massive following unheard of in alt right circles with his charismatic speech.
>2017
Stefan is the leader of a massive far right movement in America and Europe
>2018
Rising pressure mounts on Trump to give Molyneux political power
>2019
Molyneux quickly consolidates power and has effectively become a dictator and uses his powers to exterminate all non-whites from America with extraordinary efficiency
>2019
Molyneux launches a campaign to liberate Europe starting the first Molyneuxian war
>2023
Treaty of Paris is signed handing over most of Western Europe to Molyneux
>2040
Molyneux's series of imperial campaigns and genocides have succeeded in creating a monoracial White world where eugenics is widely implemented
Molyneuxs speech is blasted from every form of media, inescapable
>>61176915
does ur voice ever get on ur tats
>>61176915
dont u EVER insult fish and chips
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>61176641
Rasheed.
>>61176969
cant read any of the small text
>>61176808
About to open the first beer of the night lads.
https://youtu.be/S83EiI7Yuxk
doing a reflection on my life
not impressed hahahha
leave and then use your two supercarriers to subjugate europe.
There should be a unified europe, under anglo rule.
>>61176936
and they quite clearly care about "sjws" too, which is cringeworthy as fuck
>>61176794
There usually are.
It doesn't matter because the native population aren't reproducing and our European masters are importing new people to replace us, do you think the millions upon millions of second generation Arabs and Africans will identity as the county they are born in within Europe or as Arabs/Africans that just happen to be born in Europe?
>>61176990
>>61176986
Like do I ever annoy myself with my own voice? Nah
>>61177020
you're my favorite yank of them all
>>61176857
Hi tumblr.
>>61177020
Honestly we should got got patrol boats instead
There are countries with smaller coastline than us with hundreds more patrol boats
We've got the nuclear subs for national security and ended up with carriers for dick measuring when we should have got patrol boats to stop refugees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvLrLmDPHIQ
thread theme
>>61176969
>shitposting for ants
>>61176990
quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard
>>61176885
Mouth cancer mate. Shouldn't have smoked.
>>61177086
physically cringed mate
So by 10pm NY time, we should know
>2016
>listening to top 100 radio friendly music
WHY do fully grown adults unironically listen to that shallow drivel?
>>61176926
Rasheed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlpxOaQinE
thread theme
BREXIT
R
E
X
I
T
>>61177117
jesus don't say that
>>61177086
oh fuck off lad
why do pseudo-intellectual twats always say "hurrr drinking water doesn't work against hot chilli it won't help hurr" when it literally does help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EpYEM6KfjI
thread theme
>>61177118
I cringe at your fart rape and fat acceptance bollocks, tubby.
>>61177135
Except most people
Got the misses to vote Leave
>>61176926
that is also how i feel about that place 2bh,
>>61177171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17FEtaiWdVg
Nah
Did I do good lads?
>>61177136
blown a gasket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20hr2hehtbA
thread theme
>>61177128
Where in that picture does Peter Parker and Daredevil live?
>>61177093
You need naval power projection to be a respectable nation.
If Brexit happens, will also Scotxit happen?
>>61176958
>sleeve not covering the wrist
she's a fucking whore m9
He has a point.
Messaged the brit slag
>>61177167
So, will a few gulps of cold water or beer ease the pain as well as milk does? No dice. The drinks may offer brief relief, but because oil and water don't mix, these water-based liquids will actually spread the oily capsaicin rather than reduce its effect
>>61177227
>>61177227
hHASHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME XDD THATS SOOO FUNNY XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3emvHepgU
thread theme
>cara lad no longer posting cara
just would like to tell you lads that he got banned for "spamming"
spamming meaning that he posted cara
>>61177155
>>61176256
>redit frog
fuck off
>>61177166
Kill yourself, landwhale.
>>61177248
No, but Nexit will
THROW THE TORIES IN A BIN
LET ALL THE MIGRANTS IN
Alright lads I'm back
Voted leave, pencil moved straight to the box without hesitation
>>61177185
nice strawman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bev4H57si2E
thread theme
My phone battery is going to die from all the Twitter notifications from people liking my Brexit tweets and retweeting me.
>>61177231
Rasheed's done his nut in.
Did a vote remain as I'm still undecided and neither side made their argument well.
And since leaving the EU is pretty permanent I want longer to decide.
>He voted Leave
DUMP THE TORIES IN THE SEA
WE HAVE OUR HUMANITY
>>61177260
Was watching the jihadis next door on channel 4 a while ago and the muslims on that were having a massive go at Pakistanis
>>61176515
Scottish here.
Literally voted remain just to spite England for laughing at us for voting remain
new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
>>61177288
whats nexit? I believe that Gibxit will most likely happen but im not sure about scotxit because they are the biggest cucks
>>61177316
You have to go back.
might buy a subaru impreza lads
can get a pretty decent one for £5000
>>61177234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nAHxDVl9Uo
>>61177262
>vote Remain
You're a disgrace to your country.
>>61177332
>I want longer to decide
hahahha you think you'll get another chance? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>61177330
positively fuming
>>61177266
far more soluable in beer than water or milk and fucking capasicain isn't a fuckin oil so SHUT IT
BOX THE TORIES WITH YOUR GLOVE
SO WE CAN SHOW THEM ALL OUR LOVE
>>61177371
what's the insurance like though
>>61177363
Netherlands, followed by Dexit (Denmark)
>>61177346
You heard em boys, dump the tea into the sea!
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
>>61177332
>>61177332
you will not be able to simply vote yourself out once juncker gets his EU military
>>61177262
Got £10 on bremain and £10 on brexit
>>61177259
We have a logn history of slags
might buy a massive sign that hovers over my head and says "RUNT" lads
can get a pretty decent one for £5000
IMPEACH HIM, DO THE RIGHT THING
SO THE MIGRANTS WE CAN BRING
>>61177400
probably extremely high
and fuel efficiency is shite too
but they make a nice vroom noise
>>61177364
absolutely epic strawman
vote leave
>>61177167
Capsaicin is hydrophobic
>>61177363
>implying Westminster doesn't decide for Wales, Scotland and N.Ireland.
BREXIT? NOT SO FAST
BRITISH MEN COME LAST
>>61177384
Rasheed's blown his gasket.
>>61176192
bummed that there is no 802.11ac support on linus yet, lads
>>61177444
TRIPLE DUBS
I let a refugee looking fellow use my lighter once
Im so progressive, I bet a qt leftys fanny wouldve been dripping if she saw my act of extreme charity, alas, nobody saw
FUCK THE TORIES IN THE BUM
AND SUCK DOWN SWEET MIGRANT CUM
Me on the right
>>61177439
yeah i've got one, as you said mpg is shocking, never do any long distance
paid £4100 and £3800 insurance, would do the same over and over just to feel the rumble when i turn the engine on
>>61177468
Staying away from Manchester sounds fun 2bh
Some proper Brexit slags loving my tweeting lads
>>61177444
never seen a girl wearing a mesh dress thing
>>61177406
What can we dump in the sea to protest the EU and their taxation without representation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
thread theme
WHITE, WHAT A HORRIBLE COLOUR
MANY SHADES ARE LESS SOUR
>>61176252
Why is she so cute?
Also I hope you poofters voted to leave the EU.
do not respond to it
Before any other foreigners ask:
For the eu referendum the constituency is all of the uk + Gibraltar
If we vote to leave overall and one part votes remain it doesn't matter we all leave unless a later deal is worked out
>>61177501
You were great in Despicable Me mate
>>61176888
People who remain that fat long enough will usually have done major damage to their knees, to the point that they can't walk without pain.
>>61177529
She's so fucking cute.
brexit wont happen, illuminati gonna fraud it and keep u slave and send ieven more pakis.
They speak Dutch in the Nederdraad, French in /fr/ German in the German one.
What do people speak here?
>>61177528
Why
>>61177512
refugees of course!
>I was going to vote exit right up until the point I got to put my vote down, based purely on the obligation of war. No other reason. But I have to believe that humanity will get better, it will be better. And we can't do it alone, strength through unity. I voted remain and happy with it.
>>61177440
Stop replying to me, you autistic spastic.
>>61177528
It has to be something you import from them. Dress up like the Welsh when you do it too.
free gf for every leave
emperor_jackal are you here? what did you vote? you better have voted
>>61177418
cute
>>61177572
british obvs
>>61177454
for Scotland yes, they are cucks and showed it, as well as north irelands most likely, but Wales and Cornwall didnt have a referendum yet and Bale seems to hate you
>>61177532
she looks like my aching testicle
The /pol/ butthurt tomorrow is going to be glorious
NATIONALISM DOES NOT EXIST
IMMIGRANTS ALWAYS PERSIST
>>61177386
>far more soluable in beer than water
no
>fucking capasicain isn't a fuckin oil so SHUT IT
lrn2 chemistry you fucking shit
>>61177572
bollocks
>>61177480
right, thats it. You dont get to speak to me, or ANYBODY in that way, ok?
I'm disgusted you ever thought to open your mouth and utter those repulsive words, let alone directed at ME!
If you DARE to respond to me again, unless it is a sincere and thorough apology, I will be contacting the authorities and your parents. Clear?
JUST voted leave
where is my gf
>>61177093
Your coast guard is a volunteer service, so no point.
>>61177532
she looks like a polack guy i played football with as a kid.
>>61177577
How in the fuck did I fuck that up so bad?
>>61177572
bantish
>>61177540
>When Britain goes to the polls this week to decide whether to leave the EU, don't expect Noel Gallagher to be first in line.
>"Do I think we should leave? I don't think we should be given a vote," the forthright former Oasis mastermind tells CBC Music.
>"I see politicians on TV every night telling us that this is a f--king momentous decision that could f--king change Britain forever and blah, blah, blah. It's like, okay, why don't you f--king do what we pay you to do which is run the f--king country and make your f--king mind up," he continues. "What are you asking the people for? 99 percent of the people are thick as pig shit."
Grimes is fit as fuck lads
All I ask for is a petite tumblrette qt gf like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
get out and vote leave
right now
>>61177624
you've been bantered
one bf is on the way
>>61177601
it's not something to laugh about
