DECISION TIME EDITION
cara
haven't voted yet and i'm absolutely fucked
should i go lads
going to vote out
i want to fuck every woman i see
edge from when sunderland declare to when we know the winner and do a big cum then
out
>>61173813
if that's just a proxy, yes you should. go now. don't roll up at 10 to 10 as you might not get the chance the cast your vote.
RESPECT IT
>>61173780
shake it all about
Voted leave just for a laugh desu
>His eyes
>His smile
>His luscious locks
>His dress sense
>His belief in Britain
>Him
>>61173852
rapist
STICKY /BRIT/
STICKY /BRIT/
STICKY /BRIT/
>>61173852
from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
don't you
fucking
DARE
if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
send us your cute Lenas
I think you guys are approaching this wrong.
You should vote to kick germany out. Europe would be fine with out germany.
>>61173885
yeah for some reason my ISP gives me a yank flag
it's only 5 minutes from my house but i can barely stand up
>>61173710 #
Even the Norwegian government admits Norway's deal it shit
Still got free movement, still have to follow a lot of EU law without having any say over it and have to pay a similar amount per head in membership fees
If we're gonna end up like that there's barely any point in leaving
which side is going to win
>>61173796
>KCL is pretty widely known to be a shit uni with a famous name
Which is what employers actually care about
>at mates BBQ other night
>get drunk as fuck
>his sister and 2 of her friends are there
>one of his sisters friends starts flirting with me and touching my leg
>pretty as fuck
>want to shag her but she's like 16 and don't want mates giving me shit
>leave
>get text just now
>it's her
>somehow has my number
>maybe gave it her when hammered?
>asks if I want to go around to her house tonight
Should I do it? I'm 24
about to go make a cheeky procurement
>that time I had to have a blood test
>I requested to have it done in my right arm
>get stabbed literally five times before she gives up
>"roll up your other sleeve, love I can't find a vein in your right arm"
>ahhh FUCK
>roll up my sleeve on my left arm
>it's absolutely covered in cuts and burns because I was an edgelord
> "o-oh my.. It's alright lovely"
>see some old guy who was also getting his blood taken keep peaking
>awkwardly apologize to the nurse
>still takes like 3 attempts to find a vein
>go home and think about what the fuck just happened
That ordeal was 2 years ago and it still keeps me awake at night. Is their anyone more JUST than me?
The white man DOMINATED the mixed sheeboon nigress. the way nature INTENDED things to be.
>>61173940
Remain
Lads I am scared I blew my vote
>Have friend
>He is Muslim
>Name is 'Ruman'
>He spent the entire morning making jokes about how we should 'Ruman a member of the European Union!'
>managed to make it into a kind of meme among my friend group
>everyone was laughing
>they said 'hey, lets all spoil out ballots by writing 'ruman' over remain
>I was swept up in the joke because they are my only friends
>did it
>still put a cross on leave however
>realised as I left that I might not get counted now
It shouldn't matter right?
Like, they'll know I am voting leave? Changing the word remain doesn't matter?
>>61173796
she needs a shower
>>61173780
REMAIN
Vote leave for a better Europe. Europeans are brother, the EU is cancer.
germans out
fuck off
>>61173936
Eastern euros would veto it as Germany pays by far the most in membership fees
maisie
http://taima.tv/r/brit
http://taima.tv/r/brit
http://taima.tv/r/brit
OFFICIAL EU REFERENDUM SYNC
>>61173940
BREMAIN
brexit niggers will be imprisoned and executed
The result hasn't even been announced yet and already fucking angry at the world. Reckon I'm going to end up punching one of my coworkers if they try to gloat tomorrow
>>61173963
Boring
>>61173953
In the state of Florida you can legally have sex with a 16 year old as long as you are or are below 24.
Legal, even over here. Go for the kill.
>>61173953
go for it lad
will /brit/ disband if remain wins?
>>61173813
this is literally the most important democratic decision of your life. Get down there and vote
>watching Sky News
>no live reports at the polling stations
>no Harry Redknapp in a Land Rover
>no crowds of lads trying to get on camera behind a reporter
IS THIS EVEN DEADLINE DAY FOR POLITICS?!
>>61173978
Remain in your mum when I cum
Theis will become law soon. We bread those niggers out bit by bit. Yall should go fuck a nigger and stop them fucking there own niggers. Trump will make theis law soon.
>>61173963
someone better make a version of that nationalistic scot voting no
Going to vote in about an hour on my way to be a productive member of society, usually vote around that time and there's nobody around which is a bonus.
>>61173978
sensible boy
>>61173978
Cuck. Hope you and your family get cancer.
>>61174028
>>watching Sky News
>>61173780
I want a brexit
>>61173796
IF YOU VOTED REMAIN, (You) This post
>>61173953
its legal and consensual so nothing anyone can say
feminism in action lad. reap the benefits.
>>61174024
no, we'll fight for the second referendum
>>61173953
ofc you fucking bender
>>61173796
where the fuck were you?
also this 2bh
>>61173978
end yourself
>>61173990
She took that extremely well. I bet she's fun.
>>61173792
I certainly wouldn't take kindly to some Pole thinking my country belonged to him, that's for damn sure. Also wouldn't take kindly to some cunt from Brussels telling my government to go fuck itself, that sounds like a huge sign that it's time to take your ball and go home.
Even if they don't leave now, this is a very large indicator that the population of the UK is becoming deeply dissatisfied with the state of the EU and is beginning to realize the predatory nature of some of the other members. If they can't create change in their favor they will eventually attempt to leave again, and again, and again until they get out.
When will we get an idea of which side won?
ps4 or xbone lads
>>61174047
Fapiss dich Ronny
Someone just said I'm too intense.
What does that even mean?
>>61173903
>tfw Anglos have politicians who truly care about their nations
>>61173903
>bad teeth
>no chin
>low test
>named Nigel
for better or worse, it doesn't get more british than that
>>61173953
>like 16
make sure she IS 16 or above and you have zero to worry about
>>61174093
you meme too much
>>61174089
Leave
>>61173937
have a strong cup of tea and a glass of water and do it.
>>61174081
>population of the UK
you mean US and darkies?
Britain doesn't belong to Brits anymore and will never belong to them again, they are too irresponsible
>>61174086
4am enough votes will be out to have a good idea
made a pretty esoteric joke and the person didn't get it. fuckin pleb.
>>61173953
stop boasting
fuck off normie
>>61174121
okay thanks mate
>>61173978
Literally kys
>>61174092
Schnauze du armseliger Wicht, deine Zeit ist bald ebenfalls abgelaufen.
>>61174071
literally this
>>61174131
Good post
>>61174086
it's going to be remain lad
>>61174131
what was it?
>>61173937
who is your ISP
are you using US military bandwidth ?
>>61174071
was kidnapped for exactly 3 days
>>61173957
Are you fat?
First time everytime with me
Is there anything more cringe than the Cult of Farage?
>stay or i'll fuck you up
>>61174086
Sometime after 7am for the final result
>>61174126
>Us
>Posting under an Indonesian flag
What
Abnormies need to go
>>61173966
it wouldnt have mattered if you were voting to remain, in fact they would have counted it twice ;^)
But yeah, they will probably disqualify that one
>>61173917
fuck off yank
This is part of the brit's plot to become an empire again. Get ready lads, we're about to full fucking Code Geass in this bitch
EXIT
X
I
T
sometimes I forget just how much of a banger call me maybe is
>>61174039
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith. I am English; I am a cuckold.
>>61174140
Remember to report back to /brit/ after you vote
>>61174093
irl? it means you're an unbearable person to be around
>esoteric
>>61174176
That banter hand haha
>>61173939
>Even the Norwegian government admits Norway's deal it shit
and why do you think that is? because Norways politicians want the same cushy EU life in Brussels that our politicians already get. Imagine being an EU minister. no one to answer to, you can't lose your posistion. you earn more than the British PM and you pay almost no taxes in Brussels. it's literally heaven for politicians.
ask the Norwegian people and workers what they think and they are happy about not being in the EU
>>61174093
A girl said that to me once too
>EU Referendum: 'Brexit horror' as man stabbed outside polling station as police swarm area
>The polling station was closed as police and investigators raced to the scene
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eu-referendum-brexit-horror-man-8269327
>>61173957
>> "o-oh my.. It's alright lovely"
why are nurses so cute lads
>>61174170
gud lad
>>61174126
Americans don't get to vote in this election, this is their own decision.
Poland giving lectures on responsibility is extremely amusing btw
>>61173985
Just force germany to continue to pay anyway
>>61174171
I'm very skinny desu
I died in the storm
This is my ghost speaking to you through the 'chon
The afterlife is quite nice really.
Please don't leave us alone against Germany... Remember last time. We have to fight together. Please vote Remain
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Re-e-wind" The waiting crowd cheered "Bo Selecta
>>61174229
never seen that word before?
read more books lad.
You better vote to stay, or else
Let's remain in the EU then we can focus on helping Jeremy Corbyn become prime minister
>>61174024
It will just have to move to >>>/his/
>>61174060
2nd referendum when
>>61174274
you don't fucking understand the English language now do you nigger
When will we know the result?
>>61174232
The Norwegian deal IS fucking shite
The whole campaign has been run on the fact we won't pay fees, we won't have free movement and we won't have to follow laws brussels made
If we leave and end up with that the whole things been a big pile of steaming lies
If we vote out we need to actually be out not half in with the worst of both worlds
>>61174309
sluta upp med din jävla autism
majoritetan av britjävlarna här röstar ut
>>61174242
And suddenly, all the leave ballots got lost!
is there any leave street parties going to happen like scotland yes
>>61174295
They look like men
>>61174348
we already do mate. we've left. enjoy your crumbling piece of shit union.
>>61174336
t. scot
>>61174368
would marry
Save me Aquaman
>>61174375
foy
>>61173780
Genuinely nervous about it lads. I know it'll be remain but I want us to leave ;_;
Briton are too cuck to leave EU
how many of you don't watch porn?
>>61174060
( jew )
Yes yes well done Leave, well done Leave
HOWEVER
>>61174342
Oh you meant "us" as in their plumbing technicians.
Also extremely amusing. Quit getting salty that strangers don't want to pay your way out of pocket and let you fuck around on their land.
>>61174325
>ukip hoovers up votes from angered tory euroskeptics
>labour wins 2020
We should not let the British go, we should expel them from Europe.
>>61174329
I fucking hate all Europeans.
Has Jeane-Claude Juncker got on his knees and begged us to stay yet?
>>61174329
this kind of stuff is actually heart warming
i saw a video where the union jack was hung over michelangelo's david and shit like that
>>61174368
Someone vocaroo this
>>61174167
plusnet
no idea why, does it once every 3-4 days
might do a nap
>>61174253
She was very nice
I hate that I put her in that position, fuck me.
She even gently carressed some of my cuts and said I handled having several needles very well :3
Vote exit or I'll buy a bus ticket to london as soon as I steal enough copper for it
is any other country so obsessed with plebiscites as we are?
Is the BBC bothering to do proper coverage at some point like with an election? or is putting BBC24 on the best ill get?
Dad's voting Remain because he feels the English Government doesn't have Northern Ireland's best interests at heart. Can't say I blame him tbqh.
>>61174455
I have had the same thing happen desu
>>61174432
you don't get it do you
it's not their land anymore, they've sold it fair and square
it belongs to me and my kind now
>>61174467
like you're not doing that anyway
>>61173900
what a madman #bantz
>>61173813
Go lad, we're all counting on you
>>61174232
2bqh if you're a politician who went to Eton and Oxbridge you can easily walk in to some cushy job in the city that pays more than the pm and you don't need to be elected they don't need the eu for that
Our Chancellor's brother jas similar qualifications him and decided to not become a politician and now earns 3 or 4 times as much as him (the 2nd most powerful politician in the country)
Advance Britannia
Long live the cause of freedom
God save the Queen
>>61174214
REMAIN
E
M
A
I
N
>>61174352
>The Norwegian deal IS fucking shite
and that means the British dal will be equally shit?
This is about collapsing the EU. Britain will lead the charge and others will follow
>plebiscites
>>61174472
Switzerland
>>61174482
p*lacy please go
>>61174514
The fascist regime
R E M A I N
E
M
A
I
N
This referendum day is boring. When does the excitement start?
EVERYBODY FREEZE
OR THE TEA GETS IT
>>61174473
Dimbleby is on at 10 just like an election. ITV and Sky News as well.
>>61174544
1am
>>61174482
hush b4 I give u a swirly
Lads I think I'm in love...
>>61173780
qsdd
LOL!
>>61174519
What's his name?
>>61173887
>>61174480
weird
keep thinking i'm being backtraced by the CIA or something
>Leviathan or The Matter, Forme and Power of a Common Wealth Ecclesiasticall and Civil—commonly referred to as Leviathan—a book written by Thomas Hobbes (1588–1679), argues for a social contract and rule by an absolute sovereign.
Should be required reading in any man's repertoire desu
GO BRITAIN! I believe in you guys, leave this fucking cucknion for your own good.
>I hope we nexit
>>61174559
boxxy?
>>61174473
I think so
There'll be correspondents in each region as they announce the votes.
it's going to take from around 10:30pm tonight to around 6am tomorrow.
The closer it is, the longer we'll have to wait to know.
>>61174559
accidentally?
i voted remain
love all my eu mates xxx
>>61174570
>>61174577
>we
>nexit
'scoooooooooz me
>>61174553
Thanks. I was unsure they would bother due to there being no exit polls to discuss
>mfw I could probably heem everyone in here
>>61174527
no, bitch
brexit will just begin our glorious invasion
we will swarm white shores of dover and grind them to dust
there will be NOTHING left after polish fury has settled finally
your queen will be crucified
![Paul-Anderson_6[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WUPh0DW.jpg "Paul-Anderson_6[2].jpg")
Depression is setting in lads.
Remain have it won.
Same old fucking same old.
>>61174514
>Britannia
>Freedom
Choose one
>>61173953
enjoy sharing a cell with adam johnson
>>61174559
That's very unfortunate
>>61173988
good
Just voted. Remain of course.
if everyone in this thread except for me died immediately I honestly wouldn't care
>>61174505
you can't live damn near taxfree in Brussels though. and many polticians haven't gone to those shools. we have many Swedish politicians who come from the working class who are now living the good life in brussels at the expense of Sweden.
you have that aswell
>>61174520
Really don't get your point
You say we should leave and be like Norway and then seem to forget Norway are half in half out with the worst of both worlds and are doing so well because of oil
>>61174615
>tfw glorious hussar charge into the sea
>>61174575
literally
>human nature
>>61174547
There's no need for that
>>61174631
Who's that dude on the left?
>>61174615
>poland being germanys bitch
not a chance
just take off the proxy already, i dont believe you.
t. roy rorke
>>61174631
That's why I only go for the purest of white waifus
>>61174575
>a personal critical perspective on contemporary civilization and society. The work defined anarcho-primitivism for the first time,[2] and was a major source of inspiration for anti-civilization perspectives in contemporary anarchism, most notably on the thought of philosopher John Zerzan
Should be required reading in any man's repertoire desu
>>61174024
>if
anyone else vote remain?
>>61174142
Funny that it's a black man in that picture when the US is only 60% white
>>61174641
Same
You're a good lad
>>61174621
why do people use reaction pics that convey no emotion? you got the hots for that twat or something?
>>61174611
you could try
>>61174661
the same girl and her bf 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCW59ZXJj8
>>61174615
that's a lot of effort to clean a toilet
>>61174569
>And fot the most depresing reasons
>Nigel farage
>depressing
Farage is the most upbeat funny politician in the world
>>61174631
O GOD NO
FUCK
Into the bin she goes
>>61174093
means your banter is bad
>>61174559
>>61174631
She looks like she has nice feet
[spoiler]Her bf is actually a white fedora called ArmoredSkeptic[/spoiler]
>>61174705
yes and it does convey solitude you autistic paki
>>61174671
>Tim Farron
>Ed Milliband
>>61173957
Jesus fuck
Here you need a qualification for that shit. Do they let random nurses to take samples in Britain?
>>61174672
Domnhall Gleeson is fit as
>>61173935
>>61174547
>teabags
>>61174642
If you're the sort of person with the skills and charisma to work your way up to being an MP without going to a good school or uni then you're the sort of person to get a good job anyway
Don't really buy the fact they just want to work in Brussels
any stats yet?
>>61174726
I wish we had 20 of him, the best our politicians can do is one of them used to be a writer on SNL and occasionally makes a joke in congress.
Its ok but then the shit starts when everyone else suddenly gets inspired to try improv with him and they are all horrible.
>Brexiters will be BTFO today
>Farage on suicide watch
>>61174708
this can't be real
>>61174600
Why don't we nexit at the same time Netherlands?
>>61174760
exit polls aren't allowed to be released before voting has closed
there are no public exit polls for this either, only a few private ones done by investment banks, so best bet is to watch the value of the pound
>>61174671
>No Mohammed (all spellings)
Lies
>>61174726
Farage isn't even the most upbeat funny politician in the leave campaign
>>61174753
>Mexican flags flying in Scotland in protest of Donald Trump
>>61174736
Well the lad in that pic is some kind of wog so I don't know what she's been up to
Look at this old timey slag
>>61174773
>Farage on suicide watch
How did we end up like this?
>>61174759
>Don't really buy the fact they just want to work in Brussels
some really believe in the EU and want a federalised state. I think Juncker and Martin Schultz for example really do want this to become the United nations of Europe and they believe it'll be the best for all of us when in reality it will kill what makes Europe unique.
and then you have many who are literally just in it for the money.
>thinking the ruling class will allow us to leave the EU
Oy vey
>>61174823
never seen any desu
who told you this
>>61174823
What's up with all these fags flying mexican flags when they're not even mexican?
>le smoke weed in the polling station man
https://twitter.com/BlackTheRipper/status/746042611434143745?s=09
When will he be stopped?
will she ever get better lads, feel ill just looking at her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPZfUPeAiF4
>>61174794
You can't Nexit if you're not Netherlands. You'd have to be PoLeave or something.
going to do a vape
>>61174847
Just saw it on the BBC
>one chance at life
>not born in China
Remain will win and Cameron can finally open the borders for the poor refugees of Calais without risk.
>>61174747
I think the nurses themselves are qualified desu
It was a room with like 3 beds so 3 people could get it done simultaneously, zero privacy. I've even seen my nan have it done at home. It's not exactly a big deal having a blood test.
>>61174646
I never said you should be like Norway. you are britain. you negotiate a deals that are unique and good for you.
also I'm not the swede form the other thread you were originally talking to.
>>61174329
embarassing
>>61174833
Her tits would put ice cream cones to shame.
PLEASE LEAVE YOU ARROGANT PIECES OF SHIT
>>61174823
>meanwhile Ireland are welcoming him with open arms
Feels good man.
>>61174794
that pic makes me laugh every time.
