Bernie "corbyn" sanders edition
Clinton Releases Plan to Dissolve U.S. Border Within 100 Days
Professional Republicans in the #NeverTrump movement continue to oppose the presumptive nominee selected by the GOP electorate and are now floating strategies to throw the election to Hillary Clinton.
However, an examination of Clinton’s campaign promises reveals that Republicans who are willing to thwart Trump in favor of Clinton will be complicit in electing a President who would seek to bring about the complete and, possibly irreversible, dissolution of our nation’s borders.
A review of Clinton’s stated positions on the issue suggests she is perhaps the most extreme candidate on immigration ever to run for the office of the U.S. Presidency. Her views place her even further outside the mainstream of the American electorate than President Barack Obama, who systematically dismantled U.S. immigration law during his two terms in office.
>>60126321
excellent edition
>>60126344
>>60126321
Clinton works big business
Big business wants more migrants
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/11/opinion/sheldon-adelson-warren-buffett-and-bill-gates-on-immigration-reform.html
Turkey needs to be part of the EU
did the man run from one stick to another stick?
>>60126337
>>60126337
>>60126337
hahah nice subject you TWAT
everyone laugh at this MONG
aH yes
I am the maker of the other /brit/ and say this is the true edition.
Mesopotamian architecture and a nicotine addict.
Hang on lads, I'm nipping out for a ziggurat
Anyone else notice that lately a lot of normies have been growing patchy beards?
What's the appeal of it? Do they think it looks good?
>>60126344
(1) Expanding Unconstitutional Executive Amnesty
While Clinton is pushing for immigration policies that would expand migration rates, polls show that the American electorate overwhelming wants immigration levels to be frozen or reduced—including 92% of the GOP electorate and 83% of the American electorate overall.
(2) Amnesty Within 100 Days
Full amnesty for the illegal immigrant population will cost U.S. taxpayers $6.3 trillion, according to a report from the Heritage Foundation.
(3) Freezing deportations
The implication of Clinton’s platform– i.e. that illegal entry is not in and of itself a deportable offense–represents a central pillar of the open borders credo: namely, that millions of people can illegally come to the country, take jobs, attend U.S. schools, receive affirmative action, apply for federal benefits, and give birth to children who receive birthright citizenship.
(4) There’s no need to secure the border because it’s already “the most secure border we’ve ever had"
Even as tens of thousands of migrants continue to pour across our southern border, Clinton has declared that the border is “the most secure border we’ve ever had”– suggesting that she does not feel it is necessary to take additional actions to secure it. Clinton argues that since the border is already secure, it is time to give amnesty to the millions of migrants who have entered illegally.
(5) Closing Detention Centers
“Hillary believes we should end family detention for parents and children who arrive at our border in desperate situations. We have alternatives to detention for those who pose no flight or public safety risk, such as supervised release,” Clinton’s website explains.
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This ones pretty fit, might bang it
Starting to rain.
Comfy status:
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COMFY [X]
>>60126462
>retard thinks he has any authority over /brit/ threads
keke
will read these essays right away
>>60126492
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>>60126489
(6) Obamacare for illegal aliens
Clinton has repeatedly said that she supports giving Obamacare to illegal immigrants. Clinton’s website says that Clinton wants to “Expand access to affordable health care to all families… She believes we should let families—regardless of immigration status—buy into the Affordable Care Act exchanges.”
(7) Full path to citizenship
Political scientists have documented how mass immigration helps Democratic politicians. As University of Maryland’s James Gimpel noted: “the enormous flow of legal immigrants into the country — 29.5 million 1980 to 2012 — has remade and continues to remake the nation’s electorate in favor of the Democratic Party.”
Reuters has similarly reported: “Immigrants favor Democratic candidates and liberal policies by a wide margin, surveys show, and they have moved formerly competitive states like Illinois firmly into the Democratic column and could turn Republican strongholds like Georgia and Texas into battlegrounds in the years to come.”
(8) Expanded refugee resettlement
Hillary Clinton has called for a massive expansion in Middle East migration.
As Donald Trump has observed, “Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in Syrian refugees.”
Indeed, last year Clinton called for admitting 65,000 Syrian refugees—on top of the roughly 30,000 refugees and asylees the U.S. already admits from the Middle East each year. Adding in refugees from across the Muslim world, this means that under Clinton’s plan, the U.S. would admit at least 105,000 thousand refugees from the Muslim world annually.
“I’ll work to ensure that every single refugee who seeks asylum in the United States has a fair chance to tell his or her story, this is the least we can offer people fleeing persecution and devastation,” Clinton said in December.
>Arrange date with a girl
>Go around her house to pick her up
>Knock on the door
>"Ok let's go, wait where is your car".
>"Oh I don't drive, we're taking the bus".
I don't think so lol
getting better at talking to females but still terrified at the prospect of kissing one on the mouth and all the stuff that comes after
a british calling anybody a cuckold? ha :D
>>60126492
how handsome are you
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
want to kill myself lads
>>60126555
*gets in bed with you*
me
>>60126477
It's not thread wars when one thread isn't even /brit/
>>60126535
below is a more detailed breakdown of Islamic migration that would occur in her first term under the minimum numbers she has put forward thus far:
– 374,000 refugees/asylees from the Middle East during her first term, based on DHS data.
– 420,000 refugees/asylees from the Muslim world during her first term.
– 560,000 permanent migrants from the Middle East during her first term.
– 730,000 permanent migrants from the Muslim world during her first term.
According to a September 2015 Rasmussen survey, only 5% of likely voters said that they wanted the U.S. to admit more than 100,000 refugees from the Middle East.
Women oppose Clinton’s plan to bring more than 100,000 refugees from the Middle East by a remarkable 21-to-1 margin, with 84 percent opposing and four percent supporting.
Democrat voters oppose Clinton’s refugee plan by a 17-to-1 margin with 87 percent opposing and five percent supporting.
Most remarkably, 85 percent of black voters oppose Clinton’s refugee agenda with less than one percent of black voters supporting her plan.
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60126494
comfy for you but not for the homeless and feral cats you twat
>>60126536
>Driving: Rather not say
>>60126566
don't do that
>>60126566
This
>>60126555
*tucks you in*
Do you want a bedtime story?
>>60126543
nice proxy
>>60126537
The prospect of even asking one out is scarier than death for me
>>60126543
oh
>>60126583
They're obsessed with Doctor Who and Sherlock m8
Lads I'm legit going out for a jog, I don' know why, it's just a spur of the moment thing. Maybe this is the start of me turning my life around? Wish me luck.
>>60126537
that's the fucking easy part
getting them to want to fuck you is the hard part
>>60126592
promise to take in any homeless kitties that come by x
So I've got a bag of pistachios that had the nutrition on the bag but does the weight listed mean before or after you take the shells off?
>>60126639
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>>60126571
my willy when Aisha posted on /brit/
>>60126644
hope they're activated pistachios lad
What does it mean to be British?
Is it something that can be emulated?
>>60126503
I am /brit/
>>60126385
>>60126543
R A R E
A
R
E
>Literally cannot look at girls I'm so autismal
>If I go to a resteraunt with my mates and the waitress is attractive my mates have to order for me because I can't talk to her
>Despite this I managed to have sex with an oriental student that liked me for some reason 7 years ago
>I'll never have sex or touch a girl ever again because it's fine to be bad with women at 19 but not 26.
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Back at work in the morning, lads.
I don't like working in the kitchen anymore.
>>60126571
thats actually really satisfying
Really love that even the Ford guys are using Chevy engines ahaaaaaa
>>60126697
fuck off idiot
>>60126689
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>b-but I'm not a normie!
Die, normie cunt
>Hi there anon, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
>>60126707
my throat has gone backwards its so disgusting
>>60126689
>I managed to have sex
fuck off turbo normie
>>60126571
The fuck is that?
>>60126724
I beat it up bb
why is the rest of 4chan so much less funny than /int/? /g/ makes fun of indians all the time, but it's not remotely the same
>>60126724
bit hot to be wearing that love, no?
does /brit/ have trypophobia
>>60126668
British means being TOLERANT of other cultures. It's having CHINESE food, GERMAN cars, FRENCH beer, and JAPANESE technology.
It is not some outdated, oldfashioned and recist idea of Englishness, nor is it Tea and Biscuits, and it most certainly is no the Monarchy.
>>60126571
jesus
that's worse than in the film the hostel where they cut off the eye of the japense girl and the yellow ooze comes gushing out
My sexual desires are all consuming. I must cucked.
>>60126724
This is literally what dating is like haha
Reminder.
>>60126724
I have a big dick
>>60126811
sorry, we're not helping you
>>60126806
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>>60126791
fuck off
>>60126781
flags
what is your opinion on the men in this webm?
FUCKING spiders man, FUCK OFF you cunts.
Really annoys me when people say "Normalcy" instead of "Normality".
>>60126791
I wanna slice that skin off with a knife and play with it.
>>60126375
can't you get killed for being a fag in croatia?
>>60126823
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>>60126844
died and suffered for nothing
>>60126555
*puts a spider under your covers*
>>60126844
good bunch of lads
>>60126844
died for nothing
Been casually looking at some gentlemen's entertainment pics for like 5 hours now and haven't serviced myself.
Must be some kind of record.
>>60126844
Cucks.
>>60126791
I have a little bit of it on my shoulders.They looked like little blackheads at first but the more I squeeze them, the more they just open up
>>60126844
prefer not to say
>>60126844
great great uncle was gassed in ypres
first one round my house gets to suck my willy
![emoji-masks-for-social-media-android-iphone-text-electronic-message-emoticons-kaomoji-facial-expressions-smilies-smiley--[3]-148920-p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GfKpUHr.jpg "emoji-masks-for-social-media-android-iphone-text-electronic-message-emoticons-kaomoji-facial-expressions-smilies-smiley--[3]-148920-p.jpg")
Ha ha better get into bed for work tomorrow ha ha love being a normie lads haha
Lads I want to make a cake. Which one is the most tasty? Thinking of makin brownies
>>60126919
don't you wanna just poke in it with a toothpick or something? My dad has those on his back too.
What exactly was WW1 about? You never get taught any of it. It's all about WW2
great great uncle accidentally gassed a canadian in the first world war lads, it's a bit of a family secret
>>60126943
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>>60126950
that's not a cake you fucking spacker
Imagine if the British service men that died in WW2 could see into the future at see modern Britain.
Do you think they would be happy with how things turned out? Or would they immediately join Hitler?
>>60126797
Why is it racist to be English?
English culture has advanced the modern world in many ways.
>>60126770
>>60126786
rejected
lmao /cum/ got triggered hard regarding Clinton
bunch of fucking cucks
http://news.sky.com/story/1704366/out-botham-says-exit-to-prevent-cluttered-uk
BASED, WELL SAID.
>>60126642
good lad
>>60126919
>>60126959
think you mean acne
trypophobia is being scared of holes
>>60126950
brownies are classed as a biscuit lad
time to spark up a zoot i reckon
me
>>60126961
WW2 was just WW1 continued mate. They cover up WW2 with the whole le ebil nazis le holocaust shite but at the end of the day we were worried about Germany getting really powerful, and that's exactly what WW1 was about.It was just a load of posturing imperial powers trying to cuck each other basically.
>>60127043
degenerate scum
>>60127043
>zoot
Well done lad. Hate cunts who call it a spliff
>>60127000
Fuck off. If you know anything about anything you'll know that English culture is inherintly oppressive and racist. Every last vestige of Englishness if slowly and surely being eradicated from this earth, for the good of all mankind.
hate women with a passion but also need one to cuddle for my emotional wellbeing
what a bind haha
![76171[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vgnRXu1.jpg "76171[1].jpg")
What're you reading /brit/?
Pic related for me.
>>60127046
This is really crazy, I've always wanted to do it
Its literally like going against everything humans were ever designed to do, its just physically illegal
There's literally nothing attached to you and you're going lightspeed a metre above land
The video doesn't seem that bad but picture yourself as him
>Blackpool to Harrogate, £23.60 return
Christ, have trains always been this expensive?
I normally avoid public transport like the plague.
I could get there on my motorbike, but I'm just lazy.
>>60127046
sauce pls
>>60127117
The Prince
>>60127117
just going over my suicide note haha
I hate the native Anglo man! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>60127117
clifford the big red dog
>>60127112
Same x
Get a depressed one off Tumblr. The one that listens to shoelace and is an amateur photographer
>>60127117
my haskell code
>>60127197
>listens to shoelace
Had a lol. You mean shoegaze lad?
>>60127144
Train travel has always been a con machine.
Seriously don't understand why our public transport is so shit and expensive.
>150g bag of pistachios
>90g is shells
I remember when I was a teenager and I cared about things and had interests and hobbies and opinions.
Fucking hell what an absolute tosser I was, so glad I grew out of that.
>>60127117
>>60127175
A classic
>>60127166
You found a publisher yet?
>>60127159
Couldn't get into it, desu.
Imagine being one of the lads in the trenches
mad tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt7gP_IW-1w
great productions desu
>>60127239
Yeah autocorrect
>>60127117
I'm halfway through and I can tell the ending is going to be some silly deus ex machina
Why is British public transport so utterly shit?
It's Current Year and carriages are still stuck in the 60s, there's no internet, they're narrow as fuck, uncomfy yet they still cost more than plane tickets
>>60127257
you don't have to anymore, with the new battlefield™ 1 from DICE™ and EA™ available for the microsoft™ xbox™ one, sony™ playstation™ 4, and origin™! preorder with season pass available now!
Mosquitos are in my room and are biting me.
I can't close the balcony door or else it'll get too stuffy and hot in my room.
What do I do?
How do I solve this predicament.
Why did God curse me by putting me here in sunny Europe.
>>60127365
Half arsed privatisation
We've got the worst of both worlds
>>60127396
they have no teeth therefore cannot bite
>>60127365
privatisation
and a country full of cucks who will take what ever shit is served to them and be thankful for it
>>60127365
Need more spending on London
gf just put this in a bottle and sent it off down the river ouse to my houseboat
Islamic State militants have the Euro 2016 soccer tournament in their sights though there is no concrete evidence at the moment of an attack being planned, the head of Germany's domestic intelligence agency has said.
The comments from Hans-Georg Maassen, head of Germany's Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution, come after France's spy chief said Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant militants are gearing up for a campaign of bomb attacks on large crowds in France.
France, where terrorists last year killed 130 people in coordinated assaults on cafes, bars, a soccer stadium and a music hall across Paris, will host Euro 2016, which starts on June 10 and runs for a month at 10 stadiums across the country.
"We know that IS has the European Championship in its sights," Maassen told the Rheinische Post newspaper.
He said that while there was no hard evidence of an attack being planned, there was "quite a lot of background noise, an elevated number of indications" that IS, al Qaeda or its Syrian affiliate Nusra Front wanted to perpetrate attacks against Western targets.
About 2.5 million spectators are expected for 51 soccer matches involving 24 teams at Euro 2016. There will also be "fan zones" for crowds watching games on big screens in major cities.
>>60127396
get a net or a fan
gfs been ignoring me all day lads
>>60127425
literal autism
>>60127257
me and the lads
Watching this film about a nuclear attack in Sheffield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
Just imagine being bart in this
This video is insane
forgot to eat dinner
>>60127484
did they grow them for a laugh
>>60127440
And people will still be more concerned about what the evil white Europeans will say about it on Twitter
>>60127490
threads
guess which post I didn't read
>>60127436
put down the gimmick if you don't know how to use it
>>60127512
no its /fa/
>>60127396
Get a mosquito net?
Eat more sulfur rich foods?
Rub honey on a guinea pig, and hope the mosquitoes accept your blood sacrifice?
>>60127365
Privatisation of a natural monopoly.
>>60127512
>>60127530
I invented the gimmick, you're merely leasing it from me
>>60127396
when are you going to post legs, I've been waiting for 2 months already
feel like crying but cant
honestly could not give a toss about anything anymore
uggggghhhh grandads being bloody racist again
gf wrapped this around a brick and chucked it through my window
>>60127637
*hugs you*
Pretty miserable desu
going to reading festival lmao
>>60127682
Am I the only one who would?
>>60127621
when will you post YOUR legs?
>>60127554
>>60127458
my landlord doesn't allow me to put nets on the window
>>60127651
Me too lad #nihilist
I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.
I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.
>>60127716
yup
sadcase
>>60127708
same hehe
>>60127724
I wish I gave enough of a toss to qualify as a nihilist
Why do white people give you this look
just signed up for mumsnet
>>60127716
Depends if anyone would find out
>>60127682
jesus lordy lord fucking christ what is this
well its not too bad I'm looking forward to eating and drinking and watching some terrible television tonight haha things will get better soon
>>60127770
I wish lincoln didn't die
>>60127651
>implying you're not just saying that
When I get like that I usually just go and spend the night on the streets. You just cower under your sheets pretending.
going to buy zma to dream more often
>>60127715
A festival for reading? Sounds like a right party you boring twat
>>60127719
No, over your bed. Like a canopy.
It's how we used to keep the mosquitoes out in zimbabwe. Modern nets are usually treated with insect repellent
Looks like Cameron might have cucked himself over the electoral register lads
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-begs-young-people-8052013
In bed, teeth flossed and brushed, pack lunch made and in the fridge, alarm set, clothes laid out, phone charging, towel on radiator for shower.
Ready for the usual rise at 06:05 to get ready for my day of wageslavery. On £16k a year.
why is this thread so slow
>>60127770
That's the exact smile I give when I see a white mother with a mixed kid 2bh.
>>60127841
it's not slow it's comfy
really makes u ponder
>>60127770
People think all Slavs are violent animals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzhyCm_S-Pw
We just want to be loved like any other creature on Earth.
>>60127827
haha an great pun
>>60127866
took me a bit to work out what the fuck I was looking at
>>60127866
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if you are a normie you need to leave this general immediately and never return
>>60127870
alri aisha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xq0T3N0Lr8
Superman is pretty fucking gay
me in the SVBIED
>>60127770
It's the look of
>yup, you're my first target for the school shooting.
rate the new bf lads
post some cartoons from the New Yorker
I'm in need of a hearty topical chuckle but the images posted here are far too juvenile
>>60127940
>those pressure waves
dang
just asked the gf to prom lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972
Why was the 20th century so much more interesting
Doing a register to vote
>>60127980
more interesting than what?
>>60127979
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It's 22:55 and some cunt is mowing his lawn what the fuck
>>60127979
why does she look about 30
>>60127979
why do people do these gay little invitations
>>60127962
WHAM, BAM THANK YOU MA'AM/ 10
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>60127940
>having goatfucker propaganda saved on your computer
reported to MI6
>>60127979
Doesn't "being lit" mean being high on drugs? Also that girl is way, way, way too hot for that guy.
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOOOOOVED
>>60127832
Oh, I'm not sure where I could buy something like that here though I've never seen nets for beds only for windows.
>>60128015
For the sole purpose of pissing you off :^)
>>60127981
prefer not to say
>>60128015
It's part of the show you uncultured humourless septic.
>>60127981
be a madman and tick prefer not to say
had the weekly shower and now my willy hurts when I wee
hmm...
salaam aleekum lads
>>60128004
Than the current years
The world just seemed more dangerous
>>60128039
dunno thought it was just the new "cool"
>>60128048
>>60128070
let me kiss it better
>>60127979
christ he's punching above his weight
>>60128012
Girls age badly
>>60128094
>>60128039
DUBAI WAS LIIIIIIIIIIIT
is there any point in getting marriages haha half of them end in divorce anyway haha
wish i'd taken a different girl to prom
>>60128039
>Also that girl is way, way, way too hot for that guy
Not really tbqh the guy is qt imo.
>>60128145
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Literally turning into Morrissey lads
craving a bf desu
>>60128145
FOYNT
>>60128138
Well if you stayed Catholic divorce would be illegal.
>>60128174
bit gay
Whats with all the American political wank today?
>>60128174
bit gay
![Robert_Clive,_1st_Baron_Clive_by_Nathaniel_Dance,_(later_Sir_Nathaniel_Dance-Holland,_Bt)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xXcrUGv.jpg "Robert_Clive,_1st_Baron_Clive_by_Nathaniel_Dance,_(later_Sir_Nathaniel_Dance-Holland,_Bt)[1].jpg")
me
>>60128198
not really I'm a girl.
![51FaNbCrF-L._SY300_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CLmYuSI.jpg "51FaNbCrF-L._SY300_[1].jpg")
>>60128054
Try a camping/military surplus shop, or order one online.
Or go buy some mosquito repellent incense. It's available pretty much anywhere mosquitoes are a problem..
