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Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
cara
>araca
>Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
>Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
>Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
>You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
>Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
>We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY [Embed]
willy smells of cat food 2bh :3
can't remember how to be a proper human being lads
>>59828389
Don't rly care lol xx
>>59828412
Die pisstralian scum
I miss being a neet desu
Wright stuff
Jeremy Kyle
Judge Judy
Diagnosis Murder
Good shit
>>59828429
me or him?
Anime
having a go
>>59828434
you
>>59828107
>he says the left is unified
what the fudge, good video otherwise. Seems like a decent chap.
A picture of every island nation
cat smells of willy food tibiayf :3
very impressive
>we've become even more laughed at than both Sweden and Germany
I cannot handle this banter.
>>59828455
mostly good lads tbf
union when?
>>59828459
>thin lips
such a fucking turn off
>>59828412
>it's a '18 year old who just discovered /pol/ makes a montage of some literal who from 80 years ago with dramatic inception music playing in the background' episode
>>59828460
mainly because of redditball-posting betas such as yourself
Got a 3 million word report due on the 6th of July and I've not started it yet
How fucked am i?
>>59828482
Superb post, enjoyed it the first time I saw it and I have to say I'm enjoying it just as much reading it a second time! Keep it up x
>>59828459
kpop's ruined my taste in women. i feel nothing looking at her
>>59828474
jungle fever
>>59828505
yellow fever
>>59828481
>we have to hate everything that has ever been posted to reddit even once
i refuse to be a part of this meme
>>59828460
have you ever been called a surrender monkey 500 times in a row while looking at pictures of hitler in front of the eiffel tower?
no you didn't you faggot
hold your fucking head high
sonuvabitch
>>59828482
This gimmick had potential but ya blew it kid..
Maybe leave out the image and put in 'report on Iraq'.
>>59828460
That's because Sweden irredeemably finished
>>59828527
haha surrendermonkey
>>59828531
>t. 1930s journalist
>>59828498
Ermm Its been posted more than twice hehe nothing personnel kid
>>59828531
Sheesh everyone's a critic these days what's a man gotta do to get some respect around here
>>59828552
you should now i feel absolutely nothing reading this
not. a. single. thing.
i've been robbed of the feeling of shame by experiencing it too much
hahaha am now just pretending im a 1930s journalist haha
doing a shower
>>59828596
well of course you wouldn't feel anything surrendering now. you've done it too much to care
>brexistupidandpoors
>>59828606
haha! what a scoop! *takes a brightly flashing photo*
>>59828621
>3% of UKIP want to remain
lol wot
>>59828621
need source NOW
>>59828628
Harhar! great post! word for the Daily Gazette?
>>59828527
no shame in being conquered by Hitler mate
there is in willingly handing your country over to Allah
>>59828628
oi! come here you fucki- *struggles to get out of the shower while still maintaining my dignity with a towel*
i'll fucking kill ya *slips over and bangs head on the sink*
>>59828619
>>59828659
takbir motherfuckers
>>59828652
Even more now lol
>>59828668
*more flashing*
give us a wave shower-boy! *journos laugh*
>We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
and is the reason to be exterminated down to the last britshit.
if only for poking your noses into forbidden territory
>the greatest power on earth fifty years ago
lol try 150
>>59828668
anon! anon! over here! scoops callahan, the daily caller: what happened? it looked like you were doing the jetterbug while the wet floor was doing the charleston!
>>59828676
>I want to remain in the EU, ah yes, I'll join the UK independence party.
Are nige wants to ban the burqa lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh-3-GDdP-c
Good lad
>>59828656
>Daily Gazette
weird was only writing about the Boston Gazette the other day
*keeps my eye on you*
>>59828668
good post btw
>>59828705
Lol clean me shite off the porcelain throne xD
great britain?
more like shit britain haha
>>59828604
>>59828606
>>59828628
>>59828656
>>59828668
>>59828699
>>59828716
>>59828720
found this whole saga to be really entertaining
>>59828621
give me source you cunt i need it for me assignment
Haha a bunch of bloody jokers!! What are they like
>>59828720
>weird was only writing about the Boston Gazette the other day
ah AH i see! scoops callahan here from the daily gazette: how do you feel like being the cats meow of all things journalism?
*tips the shoe shine boy an extra coin for giving me the inside word on ol' Noncey-boy-lover of Thailand*
>>59828748
Bought it second hand off a mate I swear officer dunno where it came from
*rushes out and sprint for the dialling telephonic*
>>59828717
Fucking good edit, this.
Really feels like he's driving the car. He looks very concerned about what's ahead of him.
great britain?
more like gay britain haha
>>59828770
Reported for illegal content
Enjoy your prison time, nothing personnel
might have a wank on some pictures of prime jodie foster laddies
>>59828800
sweden? more like swedone lol
got u good u silly lil bugger ;)
>>59828800
Sweden? More like really shit den
Might delete the ol' porn folder
To try and live a more wholesome life and that yknow
>>59828810
heres another
you nanny state anglo cock sucker
>>59828816
*tumbles out of the closet and bolts for the nearest window*
cat's out of the bag now, Frenchyboy!
Haha what a bloody funny cunt!
>the other swede copies my gimmicks
get out cunt im the official swedish poster of brit
"Great Britain" is neither great nor British.
how many blu-rays do you own lads
I've got 3
>>59828838
i don't understand why people have these folders. what's wrong with streaming it online?
>>59828672
Still your Rosbif Frog. We're duality.
Hate you, won't have any cunt say a bad word about you either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW5TWYbgMGQ
naaaaaaaa i tell you nothing like a pretty dame to do the charleston with makes you feel like the bees knees!
>>59828839
*Teleports behind you*
>>59828852
What are the privilieges of obtaining official status?
We should stay in the EU and hope it reforms, b-because it will certainly get better and not worse haha.
>>59828859
Theresa May is about to make you use your debit card to verify your age on porn sites, I'm stocking up for the future
all these ironic shitposts of leaving EU got me for a good laugh
alright so we're not doing this journalist thing anymore?
ok
good while it lasted i guess
*throws pack over shoulder and walks towards the horizon*
>>59828842
*screams at the top of his lungs*
Don't do it Strayacunt! This is the fifth floor!
>>59828849
in what?
>EDIT: looooool I just got it xD
Ahh yes the old breximeme
Boris Johnson, who once wrote and spoke eloquently in favour of Turkish membership of the EU, said only three years ago: ‘I’m probably about the only politician I know of who is actually willing to stand up and say that he’s pro-immigration.’
He has also called for an amnesty for illegal immigrants.
This raises the question of whether a Britain outside the EU, perhaps even hungrier than now for cheap labour to sustain its economic growth, would be any more willing or able to introduce real limits on immigration than it is now.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html#ixzz49OPbPS2w
>>59828880
Much easier to get (You)'s
>>59828875
alright I give up, no need to be srs , m8
>>59828880
>What are the privilieges of obtaining official status?
You represent your country. Only the official poster of said country can post. It's the rules.
>>59828902
>>59828906
How do I apply for official status?
>>59828900
hang about I thought the mail was pro brexit haha
>>59828900
There is nothing wrong with free movement with the EU
*jumps from Frenchy's window onto a passing truck of womans bra's*
phew! my goose was cooked for a minute there
>>59828924
Post Willy
>>59828900
>Brexit is basically Boris Johnson lol
>The daily mail told me so
wahey
>>59828906
i am now the official UK poster
nobody else from the UK is allowed to post
hope you heard that janny
>>59828936
No
>tfw getting in bed after a shower
Holy fuck I should shower at night more often
>>59828937
>>59828928
Daily mail isn't the mail on sunday, different editorial stances and yes Boris Johnson is the leader of the official leave campaign and will almost certainly be PM if we leave
>>59828859
several things
1. some of us have obscure fetishes and it's hard to find really good material, so when i come across something really good i usually save it
2. i want it in 4k, fuck that streaming shit
3. it's a habit for older guys left over from the days of bad/not always available internet
>>59828937
>Ermm if it's in the daily mail then it's like definitely wrong lol?!
*jump onto the nearest truck full of berets and give chase*
Sacrebleu you spiderfucker, i'm coming for your most delicious morcels.
>>59828953
You have to post pic of your willy for us to rate. You will be given an answer within a month.
>>59828977
>Boris Johnson is the leader of the official leave campaign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vote_Leave#Campaign_Committee
>and will almost certainly be PM if we leave
wow, stop posting anytime.
tummy's rumbling lads
>>59828966
Uhm thats not gay. It's kinda gay not being the official poster of your country tho.
Thailad needs to get him on our side
Then we can retake Britain
>>59829027
Posting willy is gay. Not debatable.
>i smoke weed DUDE LMAO
I want fucking drug taking degenerates to leave
>>59829004
>Boris Johnson won't be pm if we leave
Literally in the bin, stop spouting shite
so glad not to have had to read a Poleaboo post in 2 days
>>59829039
Uhhhhm getting your willy loved by milions of people isnt gay. Being russian is pretty gay tho.
>>59829039
>implying russia isnt pro-gay
stfu and post your cock
>>59829004
Fuck off nonce
>Vote Leave is hoping to secure the backing of British Asians by telling them that if Britain quits the EU, it will mean more immigration from elsewhere in the world.
>The official Out campaign is drawing up leaflets aimed at Punjabi, Hindi and Urdu speakers arguing that a British exit from the EU would help to stem the flow of Eastern Europeans into the UK — allowing more incomers from Commonwealth countries to take their place.
>Saqib Bhatti, a board member for Vote Leave, said English-language leaflets had been sent out to Muslim voters, while others in different languages were set to follow. The pamphlets argue that people with EU passports can just “walk in” to Britain.
>“South Asian immigrants have ancestors who fought in the world wars, they sacrificed a lot, they speak the language, they have the skills, they are well educated,” said Mr Bhatti. “But they find it hard to come in compared to other individuals from Europe who may not speak the language, understand the culture or have the skills.”
>The leaflets also emphasise the increasingly far-right tinge to politics in Slovakia, Hungary, Austria, Germany and Denmark. “We don’t want them influencing our laws and our policies,” said Mr Bhatti. He also said a leaflet from the rival Conservative In campaign promised to stop non-EU families from coming to Britain.
https://next.ft.com/content/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15
lads is overwatch any good? considering buying
>>59829044
>Stop disagreeing with my opinion!
You got a shred of a citation or nah?
Business idea: Full citizenship for Gurkhas
I wave my smelly socks in your general directions.
Swine.
>>59829064
No
>>59829060
Being Swedish is very gay.
>>59829078
Fuck off nonce
>>59829081
Didn't we already grant them that?
>>59828621
SOURCE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PELEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59829082
*inhales deeply*
>>59829078
Clear bookies favouritr
CINÉMA:
1: 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3: La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6: โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)
7: قمران وزيتونة (Abdelhamid, 2001)
8: ¾إشآ (Zhuangzhuang, 1984)
9: Ocْنeيè ؤyّè (1975, Radev)
10: Three Kings (1999, Russell)
FILMS:
1. دècüىa ى¸pٍâoمo ÷eëoâeêa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5. (1981, Yang) êôژX½ضةظؤêڑ¢بثتآ¼
6. Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7. Alice in den Stنdten (1974, Wenders)
8. Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)
MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon (1975, Kubrick)
2. (1963, Kurosawa) Vچ‘‚ئ’n
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)
4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6. (1963, Kurosawa) “Vچ‘‚ئ’nچ–
7. Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)
8. Providence (1977, Resnais)
9. (2006, Weerasethakul) لت§بµاأأة
10. Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)
OVERALL:
Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
(1991, —î) êôژX½ضةظؤêڑ¢بثتآ¼
চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
Oêٍےلpü «ؤecےٍü نيeé, êoٍopûe ïoٍpےcëè ىèp (1927, فéçeيٍّeéي)
Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)
اepêaëo (1975, Tapêَâcêèé)
01010101 01101110 00100000 0100001101101000 01101001 01100101 0110111000100000 01000001 01101110 0110010001100001 01101100 01101111 01110101(1928, Luis Buel)
ہثبA±¯¸è (1936, œد؟ع)
Bee Movie (2007, Smith)
not sure what to watch lads
anybody typing the world g*y is a literal homo
Bee movie Tbh
>>59829106
Cкaлитe нa Jaкoв (1990, Jacob's Ladder)
*poos*
>>59829081
top lads
>>59829106
get a load of this pleb
>>59829070
>no polish mayor of london
ahahahah yous got fucked over by the sly merchant didnt yous?
serves him correct
>>59829109
ah good thing you typed it yourself and no one else typed that word that you just typed
>>59829109
G*ys are cunts.
>>59829105
So was Osborne like 6 months ago laddie
>>59829132
don't play smart with me you snowmonkey
has anyone here seen any of the twilight films? not judging just curious
>>59829109
gay spotted
Accurate x
>>59829105
>>59829160
Do you think Cameron will even resign?
serious question
>>59829169
watched them with my gf years ago
>>59829169
I saw one, my sisters were watching it and I ended up watching it with them. I don't know which one it was.
What's going to happen to all the RC vendors stocks on Thursday?
Are they going to turn it into the police?
>>59829162
the only one that typed that weird looking word way you, you cunt
>>59829195
Fuck off nonce
>>59829169
haha no I'm not bent
*slips you a piece of paper saying meet me in the alley out back, bring no one*
My foreskin doesn't go back beneath my helmet
It's the WORST feel
>i don't understand the meaning of censoring maymay
is that even a thing that objectively exists?
>>59829195
Yes he already said he isn't fighting a 3rd term so he is resigning sometime between now and 2020 and losing the referendum would be massive seen as about half the tory MPs and membership are pro brexit
sell your stocks, guys
just a reminder...
that im the official swedish poster of brit
>>59829238
are you 11
>>59829195
mong
>>59829210
HAHA
no. they'll likely sell it to the local drug dealers for stupid prices
a head shop round me got closed down and I read in the paper that they sold their remaining stock to a drug dealer operating in a charity shop for £1 a bag
they'll likely sell it as the real deal, or cut it with the legit stuff
fun times ahead, right?
doing a poo
>>59829244
Yeah but that's 4 years away, I thought we were talking immediate resignation as a result of leaving the EU.
haven't changed my clothes in like 8 day8s
>>59829238
remove the foreskin
your dick will remain cheeseless till you die
i luv cum
How long should you start worrying about your erection lads?
Had one for over an hour now and it doesn't seem to be going away
What's the bet?
>>59829299
Fuck off nonce
>>59829301
rasheed
why would a century old vampire go to high school? If i was immortal that would be the last place i'd hang out
>>59829301
changing clothes for dates isn't really that big of a deal. as long as its with different people.
>>59829307
four hours starts to be dangerous
i can help you with it if you want
be your gf tonight etc etc
>>59829169
watched them with my ex gf
pretended i was well into to them to get into her panties and she gave me one of the books which i never read
>>59829329
fresh blood obviously
you wouldn't make a good vampire
>>59829329
ye i guess high school isnt that fun if youre bullied
Is going on imagefap a vannable offence? Seems kind of dodgy on there desu
>>59829299
Yes like I said in my post cameron already said he will be resigning at some point in the next 4 years and if he lost this referendum and decided not to do it of his own accord then about half the tory MPs are pro brexit and could force him out with a vote of no confidence
Are they really scare mongering people into voting to stay because of MUH HOLIDAYS?
>>59829350
surveyors been yet?
Got my regular little 18 year old slut coming round tonight, haven't shagged in a week so I'm gonna ruin her
>>59829275
sounds about right
taking registered businesses trade and literally handing it over to the black market
mental
>>59829376
>>59829354
the vampires in twilight only feed from animals though because theyre pussies
reminder that the world would end if you guys chose to leave
>>59829373
Vote leave put a video out which is pretty much "vote Leave or your mum will die"
>>59829350
>panties
>>59829376
sister back from uni then?
>>59829398
people are animals
if i was a vampire i would do cool shit
seducing dumb bitches would be pretty low on the list
below 'rape' and 'forced coprophilia'
Poleaboo is awake now and has a job interview in 4 hours
>>59829409
good enough for me
Im gone
>>59829374
yee he's here right now
>>59829376
fuck off normal twat
>Got my regular little 18 year old slut coming round tonight, haven't shagged in a week so I'm gonna ruin her
t. sexual fantasies of a cracker ass white boi virgin who still lives with his mommy and masturbates to anime and kpop
>people are animals
>>59829371
again pure speculation, try to bear with me here.. I know things "could'"happen, I'm looking for evidence that they actually might.
>>59829446
tell him I said 'alri'
>>59829370
If you view any of these acts you're getting NICKED sunshine
>>59829449
>mommy
good boy
Poleaboo is wondering if he should wear his smart and casual girls outfit for the interview
Like pottery
>>59829429
fuck you fag
i hope you fucking stumble in solidified dogshit and break both your legs while a broken bottle that laid there is piercing your guts for a slow and agonizing death
>>59829449
Rasheed
i just cant take the time to read thailads replies
anyone know this feel?
>Got my regular little 18 year old slut coming round tonight, haven't shagged in a week so I'm gonna ruin her
DO NOT REPLY omg
>>59829449
>cracker ass white boi
fuck off yank
>>59829485
the frog is jelly as fuck
>>59829498
terrible gimmick consider suicide
Failed my driving test
Who never owned a mobile phone here?
>>59829478
is this fucking serious?
actually read that one haha
>>59829188
Fuck, those are my gym shoes
Any other sissy bois here?
>terrible gimmick consider suicide
>>59829525
drive illegally
been away for six days, any new gimmicks?
>>59829532
Illegal to produce in the UK, not illegal to view
Where's my yank gone? :(
>>59829521
nah
i'd just wish this crossdressing sex offender would die
don't reply to him
/brit/ thread country rankings
England (thailad included)
Australia
Ireland
France
Sweden
Yanks
Poles
Scots
report and ignore
uhm dont reply to you-know-who
fuck a driving license I got two seats
young thaiboy goon
>>59829568
yurop is a continent of cross dressing sex offenders.
>>59829582
>thailad included
>>59829540
what shoe size are you?
>>59829578
don't tell me what to do
>>59829523
Would you prefer it if he said "bus turds"?
Falcon is still pretty pissed about that incident with cashier at the cinema when we went to America, tried bantering with the bloke he's an American Eagle.
completely ignore it
>>59829540
manhands lmao
dont mention him
>>59829582
ulster was the only good paddy poster
all the other ones just whinge
>>59829568
I wish you would fuck off to /fr/
>>59829611
I'm an 8
Average for women is 6.5
no idea who i'm not supposed to (You) so I can't (You) anybody
such a predicament la
give it no attention
>>59829620
I got chatting to an usher in a cinema in Omaha once and he told me he'd much rather live in England because everyone in Nebraska was racist hahaha
I was like, mate... haha
Ahahaha the state of that paki twat's mirror
reinstalling dark souls
I've never gotten past the gargoyles, I've killed some big moth though
I have no idea where to go, what to use humanity for etc, what should I do
>>59829653
The 'lad' that is dressing up as a girl.
do not refer to in any way
>>59829582
rude
>>59829582
Friends aren't in college today lads, feeling a bit lonely...
>>59829670
add me, I'll help you
>>59829688
Why are you friends with 16-18 year olds, mate?
>>59829670
go play league of legends
>>59829676
makes sense that he is an unloved pariah desu
like that 190cm of uttter boorish retardation
what percent of people do you think have had a threesome
>college
me https://mobile.twitter.com/lil_boosie4/status/734548654011351040
>>59829712
Cause I'm 18 mate.
Saints Row 2 was a brilliant game desu
>tfw they went other the top with the wacky stuff in SR3 and it went to shit
>>59829540
see a paki has assimilated into British culture
>>59829718
99%
tough luck pal
>>59829715
You'll do well here mate, jolly good show.
>>59829718
33.3%
>>59829421
No like they're fags and don't wanna kill people. If I were a vamp I'd turn a whole fuckload of people and have a vamp mafia desu
>>59829718
dunno but threesomes can be a bit awks
>>59829702
sent ;)
>>59829733
Awww
*messes your hair up*
*gives you 50p with a wink*
