The one and only Taylor Alison Swift.
>>2607970
>queen.
No. She's ugly and annoying
Would you suck on her toes until you drew shortness of breath, anon?
>>2607996
Chill. I believe that she is ugly and annoying. Why does that annoy you, anon?
>>2607999
Because I don't understand why are you in this thread if you hate her... Go do something useful in your life, instead of pissing off other people...
>>2608009
>pissing off other people
Jesus Christ you fagits take this bullshit to serious, no wonder half of you are cucks and homosexuals
>>2608024
>half of you are cucks and homosexuals
ok, and your point? is this suppose to be an insult of some kind?
>>2608036
Why can't Tay just be the bad boy she writes songs about.
>>2608030
If you can't figure it out then I can't help you
>>2608046
>implying I need help
>implying I ask you for it
the world doesn't revolve around you
>>2608051
Obviously you do need help, you really are dense and pathetic.
>>2608038
Don't know
Who made her Queen?
>>2608038
Satan isn't that bad.
>>2608259
Well I didn't for fer her
>>2608259
She did.
>>2608259
Brainwashed faggots did
>>2608380
>>2608419
>samefag
Are you even trying anymore?
>>2608452
I'm not a samefag. You're just a brainwashed faggot. She's ugly
>>2608452
I wonder how often Taylor posts on here. Pretty often
>>2608479
then why are you in this thread? You spamming she's ugly in every tay thread is just sad
let them have their waifu and shut the fuck up
>>2608584
I've got a feeling she'd be good at sucking dick
>>2607985
>>2608479
you do realize that if she were ugly she wouldn't be one of the worlds highest paid entertainers ? Literally the whole world disagrees with you.
>>2608645
I liked her music before I knew her name or face. You belong with me and love story. Radio and drives
>>2608655
Well la di freakin da
>>2608663
>=D
>>2608645
Perfect in every way
Doesn't look like Chloe
>>2608686
Thank god.
>>2608686
Not looking like that pig is a good thing anon.
>>2608689
Chloe Elise is awesome
>>2608030
>not taking "cuck" as an insult
>>>/t/umblr
>>2608730
Cuck is a term that originated in the medieval ages. It's as bad as saying "jest" or "m'lady"
Stop just commenting and post quality high resolution Taytays
>>2608817
You need to post quality high resolution Taytays.
This is /hr/ not /mu/ or /b/
>>2608785
Surely you jest, m'lady
>>2608785
>something is old
>therefore it is bad
I hope that this is a troll.
>>2608645
No. It's because most people like her music. Just look at Adele
If Taylor offered you to watch her and her boyfriend have sex, would you accept?
>>2608868
absolutely
>>2608868
Pass
>>2608874
What if her bf is black?
>>2608655
Same, actually. Loved her music before I knew what she looked like. But come on you can't disagree that looking like a literal Goddess helps a lot.
When will /hr/ ever learn that, especially when a shitposter starts using 'cuck' or 'fag', it's obviously a troll desperate to get some attention. Same guy has been shitposting in all the other threads too if you haven't noticed.
>>2608890
I don't think people in general will ever learn.
>>2608868
totally yes
>>2608868
I'd film it and show off to everyone on /hr/.
>>2608881
What if you just go die?
>>2608868
It would be extremely painful
>>2608933
That'd be publically admitting that you got cucked
>>2608950
>doesn't know what cuckolding is.
Need more of her armpits in here
>>2609007
Hope you enjoyed
need more mouth/teeth/saliva here
>>2609060
Not sure what you mean here, do you necessarily need her mouth wide open or just whenever she shows teeth?
>>2609081
any of them or combination
>>2609086
>buying her own album
NOW YOU SEE WHY PEOPLE CALL HER A STUPID BITCH??
>>2609107
Ah alright.
>>2609124
really?
because there were hundreds of people in that store, only because she was there, which means they all bought a copy of the album
I call her a pretty smart person
>>2609127
You're my hero... You managed to find a good mouth pic with also her hands in it
>>2608950
>not sure if illiterate retard or just troll
>>2608881
doesn't matter. If she offered, I would be there for her
>>2609124
>go make appearance at a store to shill album
>spend like $13 to buy one
>because you went, hundreds of fans showed up
>many likely purchased the album when they went
>end up making a percentage (albeit probably small) off of those purchases
>easily make that $13 plus more back
Yeah, she's an idiot.
>>2609186
There's probably more hidden somewhere.
I've got some more for >>2609060
That's it for now
>>2609458
Instead of talking shit, why don't you post quality high resolution pics?
>>2609476
Then stop talking shit.
This is /hr/ not /b/ or your personal soapbox
>>2609547
>literally the brain of an infant
Whatever.
>>2609547
Is that you, moot?
>>2609527
Dayum, Taytay looks even better than her usual 11/10 self here.
>>2609564
She's alright
>>2609021
Fuck.. that neck and face.... The transformation is already beginning. I bet she looks like mommy-swift in 5 years.
>>2609635
>>2609640
I wish I was Taylor !
What are her most fappable pics
>>2609672
You're absolutely on fire tonight anon.
Taytay would be proud.
I wonder if Taylor Swift has ever out would ever commit a murder against a human or whatever
>>2609674
I can't sleeping, so I am worshiping to my Queen
>>2609677
http://i.imgur.com/kGMol7F.gif
KARLIE AND TAYTAY SEEN HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER
JOURDANFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>2609685
What's up with her boobs? I didn't realize how attracted I was to Taylor Swift until I was at a train station walking behind this girl that looked like her, fucking heat in my pants was like WHAT.
>>2609683
So is that a yes?
>>2609703
What's your concern? I don't see anything wrong with these TayTays
>>2609707
Sometimes they look pretty big, other times small.
>>2609708
Gee it's almost like things like bras and dresses and so on make them look different oh wow what a concept
>>2609709
How they look without any of those things is the mystery.
>>2609713
That red lip classic thing that I like
>>2609719
This res is amazing :)
>>2609711
It will be always shrouded in mystery for us, I'm afraid
>>2609723
Use your imagination anon
>>2609587
>that picture is from 2010
>she didn't look like her mom in 2015
Bet lost.
>>2609595
>>2609719
>Swiftposting for 3 hours
TayTay would be so proud.
>>2609824
>nice tits
no
>>2609853
Her tits are perfectly perky, actually.
>>2609773
get a girlfriend, negro
>>2609882
Yeah perky like a monkey's tits
>>2609853
yes. i'd like to leave some bruises
>>2609979
she probably thinks its ugly. you know how girls obsess over crazy shit.
>>2609979
Yes, but those pics aren't high res, just have large dimensions
>>2609979
She does.
>>2609989
Where do belly buttons come from?
I am that I am
>>2607970
is there a rar of all the hr pics from the fashion show? its hard to find more than a few at a time
>>2609979
http://i.imgur.com/8yMjcuM.jpg
>>2609987
Do you really thing she's so insecure? That'd make her almost like one of us. I'd pet her belly button 24/7 anyway
>>2609988
I was too late to answer you before the thread 404'd but yeah the other anon said he could OP so there's a thread tomorrow.
this thread is like 2 days old and like 250 replies with 150 images what the fuck
>>2610053
she is like Miranda Cosgrove, she is so fresh and cute it drives her waifuists crazy with lust
>>2610053
my experience is that the swifties on here are real hardcore fans so im not that surprised
>>2610053
the power of Taylor
WHERE DO BELLY BUTTONS COME FROM
>>2609619
fucking cute
>>2610069
to be frank, I find the trolls that bitch and complain in those threads more sad. If you don't like it, don't enter and move on with your life
>>2610071
not trolling, just surprised this thread has so many replies after 2 days, trolling is childish tbqhf
>>2610062
slut
>>2610044
Oh, that's good to hear, hopefully we get a good amount of anons like we did today besides of course the usual OP
One of my favorite things about Taylor Swift is she sings for Satan. She made me really happy on long drives and cheerful that a good hearted girl could exist. I remember wishing when hearing "you belong with me" was it? I wished it goes she'd find someone or something that'd treat her nice
>>2610245
Oh here's to my sweet Satan.
>>2610259
Saw I early.
>>2610259
Taylor Swift is a sweetheart
At least she's happy.
>>2607970
Damn how I love this woman
>>2610345
Enough to post high resolution pics of her?
god im so tired of masturbating
everytime i see this bitch i have to jerk off
even if ive jerked it 3 times already today
my dick is so sore
pls help
>>2610230
Don't get me wrong, I love all parts of the TayTay but those legs are on a whole other level.
>>2610392
thats funny cause everytime i see here i think of what a peice of shit human being and friend she is and i cant even get hard.
>>2610053
Taylor brings out the best/boners in us.
>>2610053
obsessive weirdos with nothing else to do
>>2610409
She's on a different level to us mortals in general. But nothing beats these legs.
>>2610476
if thats ur face you should smack it into the business end of a wood chipper.
>>2610461
I am immortal
>>2610461
I'm drooling
>>2610522
have fun burning in hell for eternity.
>>2607970
Queen?
Actually on 2nd though I'd be fine with that, looks good enough. Carry on.
>>2610547
I am the LORD. It's my choice where I go
>>2610556
I will.
>>2610409
Yes, they are
>>2610602
And her ass is so sub-par.
Like you know she'll never be able to fully appreciate a BBC.
>>2610700
>>2610701
More like this pls
>>2610714
Like what? The hair? The setting?
>>2610698
Please go back to one of your cuck containment cites like tumblr.
>>2610716
The hair. I don't have many HQ from the old photo shoots
>>2610724
Alright I'll look for some.
>>2610724
This will have to do for now kinda tomorrow will post some more tomorrow.
>>2610734
Kinda tired* my typo gets you an extra picture.
Was there a Taytay Swizzle thread today? Cause I didn't see one at the usual time
>>2610722
my fucking sides
>>2609989
lewd
>>2610846
damn dude, I was just about to post this
>>2610845
brb getting noose
>>2610847
I beat you
http://i.imgur.com/VY1ZL3z.gif
>>2610845
Any anons out there who are willing to come to my house to KILL ME?
>>2610859
>those legs
>those thighs
>that waist
>dat cute little butt
Muh dik,
>>2610859
finally something I can jerk it to
good for her. Calvin seems about as down to earth as anyone she's ever known.
>>2610859
Tfw sick but still need to fap to this
So this talentless hack is going to watch the sunset with your beloved girl, have a dinner including bottle of wine you cannot afford and then do things you cannot even imagine with her in the bedroom(or on their private beach under the moonlit sky). He's going to wake up with Tay in his arms.
Whereas you're now going to fap to her pictures, remembering to finish quickly as you have to wake up in 5 hours. Then you're going to crawl out of your bed and get stuck in the morning traffic just to get to your shitty school/office, grab a coffee to stay awake and try hard not to think about your life. How does that make you feel?
>>2610882
>you'll never be able to make her smile like she did in the anniversary cake video
>>2610845
I know a Swiftie who hates Scots and Calvin who's gonna be on suicide watch
>>2610882
feels bad man :(
Feels ambivalent man. On one hand I should be a little sad but on the other hand she's only my musicfu (so no big loss) and the schadenfreude in me can't help but be entertained by other people's butthurt.
It's gonna be a sad Swizzle thread tomorrow.
>>2610845
Just imagine if they get married.
Just imagine when she has his child.
These threads will be 50% taylor 50% crying frogs with guns in their mouths.
>>2610859
part of me wonders if she did that photo just for him, and he posted it anyway just to make her squirm
>>2610845
I can at least rest happily knowing another scot is giving it to her
>>2610917
it's 2016. country girls arent pure anymore....and the ones who are are religious weirdos that you wouldnt want to molest
>>2610923
>le current year
I thought Taylor was different. I thought she was an angel amongst the filthy masses, but no, she's just like all the rest.
Why live.
>>2610925
please, an hero.
>>2610917
dude have you seen her model pics from when she was 16-18? low belly jeans and tons of feet pics
>>2611009
whaaaat where? i need these.
>>2610845
>>2610845
You have to wonder who took this pic.
>ywn vacation in the Bahamas with Taytay
why even live?
>>2610908
>mplying
Dude, they put up the pics on their social media around the same time. She knows which pics he put up and clearly has no problem since they haven't been taken down or anything. she's clearly not ashamed of anything dealing with her relationship with Calvin
>>2611042
not that hard to find, she has a bunch with her slight pudgy sides in jeans when she was like 17
>>2610845
I wonder what those autists that swore on their moms' lives that Swift is a virgin are telling themselves now.
>>2611062
People actually thought that?
She was with John Mayer for god's sake. Not a snow ball's chance in hell he didn't smash
Some of you guys were right.
Don't go to the beach tomorrow.
>>2610882
He doesn't drink alcohol
>>2611062
>well Mom, TayTay isnt here to confirm, so I guess you'll just have to go anyway...
>>2611090
And he does it only in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. With her wife, under a blanket, with lights off.
>>2610859
Fresh off the Press
>>2610859
You know the kind of pic that makes you instantly start having affection for a girl? Well this just did it. Hello, fellow Taybros.
>>2611113
He's a teetotaler
>>2611213
He's a shitty EDM producer/DJ to start with and drunk people are his main target group. It's like a virgin pimp
>>2611293
You are aware of Calvin Harris's earlier work, right?
He's not some "new shitty EDM artist". He's a quite established DJ.
>>2613380
Stop projecting. I heard about him in 2007, maybe even before his first album came out. Back then he was considered "indie" and often played on MTV 2 and I used to watch it quite often. I must admit I even liked a bit some of the songs from his first two albums. But then his track was used in Coke commercial, he collaborated with Rihanna and the rest is history. In other words: he was mediocre at best and now he's bland and tacky.