Taylor Alison Swift.
>>2579521
totally grainy image
>>2579521
it's a focus issue
>>2579527
Correct, didn't notice. Apologies.
>>2579518
This shit again?
>>2579518
Taylor Swift is two days older than me.
>>2579596
I want to fuck her pitpussy
>>2579527
Most of HQ pics that is not taken in a professional studio always have shitty graininess.
>>2579518
I love tay
>>2579628
>I love tay ....original poster did
but with your 522 KB input who's the real nigger ?
>>2579635
eh, whatever.
>>2579635
contrib to thread?
>>2579635
or don't shitlord.
>>2579637
>contrib to thread?
shame on u for reposting
>>2579640
I actually like it when people repost my shit, it's a sign they like the image.
>>2579639
>shitlord the giver
>.........age...ing your patsy ass all the way down...
>>2579649
>>2579648
....grainy again look see before you waffle
>>2579655
Maybe I should. I just click at a random image of decent size in my folder though.
>>2579482
that's your problem... not being anybody!
>>2579659
That image was an exception, it amazed me when I first saw it so I reserved it for the 1989 filename haha.
>>2579648
Honey, when I like an image, I stroke myself while looking at it instead. That's the sign.
>>2579665
It's your business if you're going to be lewd, but I don't necessarily have to know.
>>2579666
>666
>>2579669
damn it I meant to post the real one
>>2579667
>>2579739
>Maybe I should. I just click at a random image of decent size in my folder though.
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Queen TayTay...........the shrinking orifice
what happened to the other thread?
I want to see taytay in diapers :3
>>2579823
become a executive fund a gig post the pictures
>>2579800
Flawless.
what kind of strapon should I look into to best re-create taytay relentlessly pounding my quivering boipussy?
>>2579799
Sensitive feelings got hurt
>>2579635
Sadly, niggers think this is /s/ and don't feel a need to post actual high res photos.
>>2580019
not sure but i would loveeee that!
>>2580031
Well the real question then is what is her penis like? That might help me decide.
>>2579669
Tay Tay mimicking how she got her record contract
that is one ugly boy
>>2580036
I imagine long and thin; a very girly cock.
>>2579799
I don't know I bumped it myself just yesterday. Even if it was auto sagging it wasn't that fare down the catalog to have dropped off was it?
>>2579586
Taylor is 8 years younger than me.
>>2580091
Fuck you , you fucking pedo
>>2579518
Trap confirmed
>>2580119
>Implying
Taylor Swift is older than the last chick I hooked up with. Shes not even in her early 20s. Shes on the wrong side of 20.
>>2580138
You want to prove you're not a pedo by talking about hooking up with a younger girl?
Hope you caught some jungle bug from that thai child prostitute you fucko
>>2580152
Keep trolling anon, I'm almost there.
>>2580088
If something autosages, you can't bump it. It did fare down pretty fast, hence why there's a new one.
>>2580278
But why did it autosage in the first place?
>>2580321
I'll be honest, I have no idea.
Taylor threads should never autosage. What is this bullshit?
http://www.gossipcop.com/taylor-swift-trespasser-home-los-angeles-police-detain-man-house-stalker/
One of us?
http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/03/taylor-swift-man-arrested-house/ now with photos
>>2580538
>arrested for looking at a celebrities home from the public street when THEY ARENT EVEN FUCKING HOME
wew! glad he didnt get violent and step on her property! #worriedforTayTay
but seriously fuck big brother
>tfw you wanna move to usa just to stalk celebrities
>>2580329
There are only two ways a thread autosages. It starts doing it naturally once a thread is bumped a certain amount of times or if a mod does it. Mods not only have the power to flat out delete threads they also have the power to put a thread on auto sage if they wanna help kill it faster without deleting it.
>>2580610
They could tell he had ill intent when they saw him licking her walkway and sidewalk hoping to get a taste of Taylor foot residue
![taylor_swift_41st_annual_country_music_association_awards_nominations_in_nashville_XUWRwkh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AVrd1Nm.jpg "taylor_swift_41st_annual_country_music_association_awards_nominations_in_nashville_XUWRwkh[1].jpg")
>>2580750
It didn't reach bump limit, so I guess some mod was triggered.
>>2580753
>intent
literally thought crime
>>2580780
I'm more mad that you didn't comment on my foot scenario
I am from the future. I came back to warn everyone what taylor will look like in six years time.
>>2580756
Yep, sensitive feelings were hurt. Great success!
>>2580915
Jesus christ why does that giant marshmallow have hair?
>>2580537
>a trespasser actually swam up to the singer’s Rhode Island beach home
Damn.
>>2580981
>marshmallow
Fucking insensitive idiot, marshmallows don't have fat
Would you play Speak Now on your wedding imagining you're running away with Tay instead?
>>2580916
What do you mean? What happened ?
>>2581017
No but I would play Dear Diary by Brit and pretend I'm running away with her instead.
>>2581017
This does not sound like a bad idea, actually.
>Woke up today
>Still no qt TayTay girlfriend
My life.
>>2581042
In the same boat as you anon.
>>2581045
It's borderline depressing knowing she's somewhere out there but I can't have her.
>>2581046
The thing that striks dread into your heart is knowing that with each passing month shes just getting older and older. Until she reaches a point where she no longer looks like the Tay of your dreams anymore. Once she looks like a wrinkle shadow of her former self you lose all hope and don't even care anymore. You might even move onto a new pop star that kinda looks like her but it will never Ever be the same. You'll spend loads of time looking for pictures of what she used to look like when she was younger and the dream was still alive. I know this because it happened to me.
A tip. Save all high res images of her on something trust worthy that can't crash or get a virus. Finding them later on once the main stream media stops caring will be very hard.
>>2581050
One day in the distant future she will be in her late 40s and older, luckily I will also be in my 40s. For the time being she has aged really well, hopefully that continues.
>>2581050
Pfft. By the time that happens you'll have all moved on to the next new pretty young pop singer. Your currently precious Tay Tay will be a distant memory, just like all the ones who came before.
>>2581056
>just like all the ones who came before.
but you never forget your first.
>>2581056
>currently precious
>implying she hasn't been for the past 6-7 years
Besides, she's so popular she'll be remembered by anyone who has turned on the radio between 2008 and today.
>>2581065
Why does her armpits look much pale and blue-ish than the rest of her body?
>>2581095
antiperspirants.
>>2581131
so if u use antiperpirant on ur dik, dos it nevr eret?
>>2581193
Lies
>LIES!
>>2581095
Because i want to fuck her warm pale pitpussy
>>2581030
Haven't you been paying attention? A mod locked the thread after some sort of turbo trigger.
>>2581017
I'd rather kill myself than have my ears perpetually bleed for the rest of my life
>>2580915
I'd say in about 15
>>2580915
Just because you can't fathom not stuffing your fat face with chocodiles doesn't mean we wll lack any willpowet
>>2581416
What's a chocodile I fucking want one.
>>2581416
My metabolism is exceptional, tyvm. Stop projecting your own inferiorities onto other people.
>>2581307
>>2581308
>>2581309
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>>2581479
report this shit pls
>>2581491
>My metabolism is exceptional, tyvm.
Prove it faggot
Does anyone have additional images from her 2013 X factor performance?
This outfit is amazing but i can't find good /hr/
/r/ing pics of the back of her head if anyone has them
>>2582279
>>2582284
Thx :) got any more?
>>2581977
What's with those arms?
>>2582214
I do have images of the performance but they're not /hr/.
>>2582279
I'll look for some
>>2582546
This was way harder than I thought it was, gonna have to live with this.
>>2582546
>>2582553
whoa! that's mine!
here are some better more recent ones from the weapon series
>>2582556
more to come
>>2582556
>>2582557
They're really good, but how did you ever get the idea to photoshop weapons onto taytay?
>>2582575
i dunno man, i dont like her at all but she just looks great holding weapons. i think her image is so strong and distinct, and carrying violent swords and shit is such a big contrast to that and helps create a very dramatic image. equally important is that she has a statuesque figure that already feels kind of princess/queen warrior.
i think i did this gun one first to piss people here off, and it ended up looking cool and now here we are
>>2582583
>to piss people off
Oh I saved all of them, they look really cool. The fact that you don't like her makes it that much more interesting, but don't stop haha.
>>2582548
I know they're hard as fuck to find, thanks though
>>2581017
>tfw I'm actually going to be in the situation where a girl I like is getting married.
>>2582214
Sadly all the X-Factor 2013 ones I have are non hr
>>2582673
Just found one while updating wallpapers where you kinda see the back of her head. And it's a nice picture in general
>>2582583
>it ended up looking cool
It kinda does actually.
>>2582767
Does she look like Tay?
>>2582928
This looks badass as fuck, no idea why you thought this would trigger people. Good work.
It's like people that think posting Nazi Taylor is a bad thing.
>>2583150
please. i'm insulted.
that's not mine. this is mine
>>2583155
Why feel insulted, it still looks sick. But so does yours. There's something about seeing my precious TayTay with guns that feels good.
>>2583226
what about stabbing herself with an ice pick?
>>2583230
less gruesome variant
>>2583231
more gruesome mouse variant anyone?
>>2583231
I'll take this one thanks
>>2583226
suuuper quick and dirty because i'm just loving this new taylor killing herself with weapons thing
>>2583281
You should stick to her wielding weapons, to be honest.
>>2583073
If she has a cock then yes
>>2581510
what's the matter?
>>2581523
I don't have to explain myself to someone as low as you. Nicely triggered, sir.
>>2584160
However you want to justify your cowardice
>>2584224
Are you an example of how to show courage on an anonymous image board? Hahaha you are a moron, what was I honestly expecting from these timid celebshitters
Are we out of the woods yet, /tay/?
>>2584485
Never
>>2584951
Wrong picture.
http://perezhilton.com/2016-02-11-kanye-west-taylor-swift-diss-yeezy-3-presentation#.Vr0Nl6DcnqA
This fucking asshole again
>>2584961
Worst part is I used to like his older music, it's just pathetic now. This really is a low blow, considering TayTay and Kanye were supposedly friends. She better fucking kill his ass for this.
>>2584963
I'm just hoping it's bs, wouldn't be the first time.
>>2584961
>giving Perez Hilton views
>>2584961
made her famous... thats why she has 9x his subs on their vevo youtube channels she is most followed on instagram and she has double his net worth.. clever boy kanye.
and he is black and short.. what a cunt
>>2584961
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2585017
That's just the white privledge
>>2585017
and ray j made kanyes bitch famous
>>2585017
Then again, he's actually a pathetic person at this point. I just hope what is written about Karlie isn't true.
>>2585023
Her gal pals are fashionistas, they probably had to be there
my fav
>>2585266
nope...yes...maybes...is she? actually looking at you? like personally 'SHE IS' amazing find Richard
jerkin off every day to her feet stay mad purefags i dont even like the music anyway
my fedora is crisp and i am the edge master
edit: captcha was about cookies and bitch i love cookies
>>2585310
So does Tays gf...
KK?
>>2585075
I agree, but she was, supposedly, in the front row. If my best friend got fucked over like that and I was invited in the front row of the presentation I would've expressed that I'm not fucking okay with that.
Also, TayTay and her people are also really not happy with what happened so I'm interested in what's going to happen. I don't even know why Kanye thinks he made TayTay famous, her worst selling album has sold more than his best selling album.
>>2585310
>jerking off to disgusting hooves
>>2585310
I love celeb feet but Taylor's aren't that nice. She has amazing legs but ugly, disappointing feet in my opinion. Bummer.
>>2584961
Yeezy and Tay power couple when?
>>2585418
her "hooves" are amongst the finest my friend. Don't be jelly about my princess.
>>2585310
>>2585017
Right? Doesn't he know she sucked producer dick to get famous?
>this dress
too cute. i love her.
I don't understand how you foot fetishists assess the beauty of feet. They look all the same unless there's some serious injuries or tattoos.
>>2585850
I knew it
I want to see tay and karlie sucking each other toes and licking their big soles
>>2585969
>wow, anon. you're REAL funny. so when was it that you're supposed to be picked up by your mom soon?
>>2586004
Disgusting
>>2585943
No they're not
>>2586004
yes please. would love to see them cover each other's faces with their feet.
>woke up
>still no qt TayTay gf
But hey at least it's weekend.
>>2586076
And I posted the wrong picture.
>>2586079
There is no wrong Tay pic
>>2586004
Who licks a foot, fuck you people are sick
>>2586095
I agree.
>>2586135
>unironically being this gay
>Ben Garrison on the left
>>2584963
>implying she didn't approve those lyrics and isn't just hiding behind her pr rep cause of the public's reaction to the lyrics
>>2586076
Do you think that you magically deserve a TayTay with no effort whatsoever?
>>2586022
>implying Taylor isn't my mom in this fantasy.
>>2586340
cute :3
>>2586340
You just KNOW
>>2585887
her tits are the definiton of perky
hhhhhnnnnnnnggggg
>>2586340
B L A C K E D
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>>2583135
You just KNOW!!!
>>2586479
G U I T A R E D
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>>2586562
REBEL SCUM
>>2586384
you know she's wearing a bra, right?
>>2586384
What tits?
>tfw Taylor's taste in music is better than her own music
>>2586635
I was hoping she was a misfits fan but it looks to be just another record on the wall.
>>2586250
It'd be really cool. but I just woke up and I can confirm that I still do not have TayTay as my qt girlfriend.
>>2586650
puke
>>2586635
Beethoven once said, things he writes are nothing compare to things he listen to.
Why people calling this stupid cunt as a ''Queen''? She is a damn whore, even she get fucked in the ass by John Mayer. Fucking john mayer dude... She need some big black cock in her tight pussy, a real big cock. Than she will be understand how much whore is she. (Also she is not even cute, playing like a teenager stupid girl and thinking that she will be cute like that but no. This shits fucking old)
Best picture right here
>>2586966
>t. Louis C.K.
I must say I do enjoy Taylor with weapons
>>2587188
I must say I also do. Never stop making these.
>>2587188
Little did he know he would be her next victim, fuel for another hit song or two
>>2587188
They are the hunters we are the foxes?
I still cannot understand how she could be attracted to this prepubescent-looking boy
>>2587239
Maybe he has a great personality and an artistic soul? Or maybe she just needed to date someone else famous and huge at the time so they'd get attention then they could break up and she could write more songs about breakups. Or maybe cause he's got that James Dean daydream look in his eyes.
>>2586634
You shut up. My Tay tay 's got big tits! Shes just to much of a Disney Princess Lady to show them ever!
>>2587258
Yeah, he was so great that she gave up dating for over two years.
BTW. Grammys are tomorrow, as you probably know our qt 3.14 Tay is up for 7 awards. How many will she win? Will 1989 score AOTY? If so, does it deserve it?
>>2587276
You see this. You see what this is. It' tits you troll! My Tay tay has tits.
>>2587277
Honestly I thought Red was far better than 1989, but award shows aren't really made for me.
>>2587280
I don't ever wanna here you say my Tay has not tits.
>>2587282
Shes got ass too. You just have to wait for her to bend over to see it thats all but its there!
>>2587277
She stands a fair chance of winning at least 3 I'd say.
Not AOTY though, they'll probably give it to either Kendrick since the whole snub thing with Rap Album thing from two years ago, or The Weeknd since he's popular and seen as kinda raw
HEY WEAPON GUY HERE
SORRY GOT A LITTLE SIDETRACKED
>>2587277
You're not the same person who asked this in the daily thread are you? Because if so I will sound repetitive.
Anyway, out of her 7 nominations, she has lost 2 out right. Kendrick is gonna win album of the year for TPAB. And probably rightfully so, I love Kendrick and the album is probably one of (if not the) best rap album of the decade, whereas 1989 is worse than both Speak Now and Red.
Record of the Year is 90% gonna go to Uptown Funk and probably rightfully so. TayTay had 3 number 1s, but none went on as long as Uptown Funk. Uptown Funk will probably also win Best Pop Duo performance.
She should definitely win Best Pop Vocal Album (because there's barely any compeition) and Best Pop Solo Performance (because Blank Space alone had a huge impact on the charts, compared to other artists as well.) So she should win at least 2, and 2 are up for grabs. Song of the Year could very well be for Blank Space, though I think Thinking Out Loud and See You Again are as heavy weight as Blank Space.
And then Best Music Video, well first up they should've nominated Blank Space and they would've had it in the bag, with Bad Blood I'm not so sure, feel like it's gonna be either Bad Blood or Kendrick's Alright.
>>2587585
That bad blood video was terrible
>>2587239
He gave her a good dicking
>>2587585
Not the same, I don't have that much time to follow /b/ threads everyday, especially now, when there isn't much going on in the Tayverse.
When it comes to Grammy, I think that bookies are the best at predicting the results and Tay seem to be their clear favourite for both AOTY and SOTY https://en.expekt.com/grammys-2016-m1083765
It's true that TPAB is the best rated album of 2015 but in terms of sales it's a moderate success and this appears to be a very important factor as well. Besides, it seems to me that rap has been extremely overhyped for the last couple of years(Kendrick, Drake, Kanye, Kanye and Kanye) while more ambitious albums in other genres still fail to spark any widespread interest.
>>2580751
Perfection.
>>2587750
Oh I understand you don't have time to follow /b/ all day, daily threads are at the same time each day though.
Regardless I didn't know 1989 was regarded so high by the critics, TayTay might be my waifu but I love TPAB more than I love 1989, and I still think it deserved AOTY more. I wouldn't be surprised at Blank Space winning SOTY, considering See You Again and Thinking Out Loud are of a slightly smaller caliber, but ROTY should go to Uptown Funk no doubt in my mind.
>>2587585
>>2587750
>>2587820
Not that anon but See you Again is attached to someone in Hollywood dying, it's pretty much guaranteed to win cause of the powerful message and story behind it. Only stronger nominee would be a song attached to something more iconic sung by a persecuted minority, like Sam smith's Writing on the Wall, but that's not nominated.
Though I could see Uptown Funk pulling an upset
>>2587838
Uptown Funk isn't nominated for SOTY, anon. It is for ROTY, which it should win.
>>2587838
If it really was like you said, F&F and Paul Walker would have been nominated to Oscars... And no offence, but See you Again is far worse than the movie, it's just a cheesy & weepy piece of autotuned crap.
>>2587820
I agree that TBAP is probably the greatest masterpiece of so-called conscious hip hop, but I just cannot relate to that album
>You can put your cracker into the hood but you can't put the hood into the cracker
I really appreciate the samples, the flow and some of the lyrics(although I struggle to understand most of it as I'm not a native speaker) but in order to fully grasp that album you simply have to be black and American. The latter is definitely true for the majority of the Grammy committee, but I doubt there are enough blacks there to award Kendrick.
1989 won Best Pop Vocal Album
6 more to go <3
She looks really nice tonight.....
>>2588178
Yeeeap
>>2588178
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeap
>>2588183
I don't like it tbqh... I don't like it at all, that's not a girl I waifued for better or for worse.
I want my old qt classy Tay Tay back! Not in a crop top with a skirt that almost shows her mound.
>>2588185
Don't want to be lewd, but I would suck those toes until there was nothing but bone left.
>>2588185
FemBot TS89XZ
>>2588185
That doesn't leave much to the imagination
>>2588190
>not liking her silk curtain skirt
