Zooey Deschanel
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Zooey Deschanel
>46 years old
she has been impregnated
>>2566547
She has a huge belly now
>>2566530
shes gotten fat
>>2567874
The seed of the goy will do that.
I'm looking for a certain picture of Zooey. Heavy white makeup, close shot of the face. Can see the hair on her face very well.
>>2568796
Nice mustache.
This girl's eyes are kinda pretty, but that's it, really. And I've seen prettier eyes too.
>>2568796
More mustache please.
>>2568796
I love Zooey, but goddamn, she is a fuzzy girl.
>>2570472
If you ever feel it at all, it will be like a feather-touch, just enough to tickle you as you lovingly kiss her face.
I just started watching New Girl, her outfits on that show are so hot. Can't believe what a pain it is to find high res caps.
>>2574171
Yeah you show that thigh bitch
I like Zooey but she makes for one boring /hr/ thread.
>>2577306
>cant into high res thigh photoshop and leggings
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>>2577361
Dude stop you're making a guy hard and that's gay.
she's married and with child.
no one cares about this old maid.
Summer
>>2572901
Post some, upscaled if /hr/ bitches about it. I want to know if its worth wasting my time watching new girl.
>>2579109
Why don't you look up New Girl outfits?
I love you Zooey! I know you read this. I want u to have my babies
>>2578866
dat face
>>2579682
mommi loves you to special boy :x </
>>2577938
>married and with child
>old maid
>spinster
>married
>what do words mean
>with child
Is she pregnant right now?
>>2580808
so you're saying she faked having a child to gracefuly save face from being let go of "new girl"?
>>2580927
I can't keep living knowin she'll never be mine, I can't.
>>2584345
Did Western people in pre-industrial have hair like that?
>>2584383
brushed with bangs? ...yes...?
>>2584383
Soft and thick.
>>2584383
Long curly hair? It's not a new invention, you know.
>>2566412
This bitch is the best argument for Clark Kent I've ever seen.
I mean, we're supposed to think Superman's glasses and ill-fitting suits are a bad disguise when we live in a world where the vast majority of human beings can't identify Zooey Deschanel without her bangs?
>>2585884
At first glance, it looks like her face is soaked or something. Turns out, it's soaked in hair. I wonder if she has a bit of male hormone in her body.
Who is this?
>>2585938
nah...most women get facial hair. I'd say she just doesn't shave her face since the hair is light colored.
>>2585961
>I'd say she just doesn't shave her face since the hair is light colored.
I'd say she just doesn't have to shave her face because she's perfect and little boys scared of a woman's peach fuzz should go get their buttholes waxed since they're already halfway there to being a fag.
I'd say she just doesn't have to shave her face because whatever son of a bitch is lucky enough to be with her is probably busy kissing every inch of it.
Luckiest son of a bitch born under the luckiest star . . . If he isn't kissing her face right now, he most certainly doesn't deserve her.
>>2586034
fortunately, for mankind, it doesn't work like that.
"She's my cherry pie"
>>2588227
CONTITS
CONTITS
She & Him?
>>2590122
He's an amazing musician though.
I want to lick her fuzzy face.
>>2591415
I want to lick her nipples and clitoris.
>>2577846
There are so few pictures of Zooey's bare legs.
>>2594929
They look pretty meh desu senpai.
>>2597562
What? Her legs are fucking awesome.
>>2599664
Yes.
>>2599664
>not liking girls with thick ass thighs
They're also not stubby, just thick and delicious.
>>2579109
It is
She has the same basic wardrobe doesn't she?
The Zooey checklist:
>Flats
>tights
>Short flowing skirt
>Overcoat
Time to begin my day
>>2601290
>Flats
She's dresses like a 14 year old girl
Anyone have pics of her not wearing a bra?
>>2601290
true
Bewbs
>>2600064
I want to rub my face and dick on those legs.
>>2602038
the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
>>2602771
they aren't locked with mine~
>>2602409
Don't we all?
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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>>2584383
That's how my hair grows out naturally so yes. Not everyone is a negress with hair that they're ashamed of.
>>2601290
If it isn't broken don't fix it.
/r/ing pics of the back of her head if anyone has them
>>2603396
Perfect
>>2600064
she would be perfect with a dick
>>2604018
Still this
My fav version of Zooey
>>2606812
Her sister has manjaws, and zooey is too fucking hairy. Would still fuck the shit out of both desu
>>2607104
>desu meme
>2016
>>2606812
Emily is best Deschanel
>>2607127
>not knowing to t.b.h is filtered to desu
baka senpai
>>2609115
>gorgeous cute face
Both are, its just the lighting.
>>2606817
Cute
Why is she so perfect?
>>2611730
>>2593563
there are like no pics of this girls ass on the internet
>>2616090
i don't care
>>2616569
its unfortunate its driving me insane
>>2616594
i know, but her?
well o well
>>2616713
its not like she has a particularly interesting or amazing ass or physique at all but just the fact that shes never shown her body and assets in any way makes her especially interesting to me. Even in candid pics she's always entirely covered and modest and proper looking. There's nothing wrong with this, but sexually it kinda drives me crazy when it comes to this girl...
>>2616759
There are some pictures of her in yoga pants, thats the closest we've gotten to and has a just nice ass at best, nothing out of the ordinary. Great legs though.
>>2616090
>>2620495
You've probably both seen this anyway but I'll post them for the sake of inclusion
Needs more closeups
Pretty eyes and that's about it.
>>2623008
Nice hair, nice lips, cute tits, amazing thighs and legs.
Is this her or fake?
http://xhamster.com/movies/4029657/zooey_deschanel_masturbating.html
>>2623135
thats just shallow surface things that many million girls have a diem a dozon.
>>2623413
>a diem a dozon
>>2623413
You don't even know what love is, you arrested development, perpetual adolescent.
>>2623387
Don't be retarded. If that was actually her, you'd have seen about a thousand posts about it by now on ever NSFW board.
Bargain bin Katy Perry.
>>2628798
other way around son
>>2629363
Perry. Katy bin Bagain
>>2627360
Dat legs
>>2629786
You can't even see them nig
>>2603398
As a plastic doll perfect.
>>2620644
They published that?
>>2630639
Prom pic?
>>2631736
Holy shit this is a great pic to fap to.
>>2631758
Really sexy uh?
>>2632812
she no longer cares
>>2618602
She used to be so cute.
>>2632967
I'm pretty sure that picture is from around the time Elf came out.
>>2631736
moooore
Where are the facial cumshot edits?
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