She's like the hottest ugly woman ever.
negros... she's hot as fudge
I miss her show. Ben and Kate.
>>2536964
Perfect beauty isn't always good thing for being an actress though. Those who are recognized to have superior looks have always had trouble getting type-casted. I like what I have seen in "50 Shade... " & "Black Mass" so far.
>>2536969
HBK, pls.
>>2537070
negro what? she's hot (as fudge)
>>2537019
Are we pretending she's an actress now?
I saw 50 shades of grey because my fucking gf literally dragged me to it, never read the books, and holy shit . . .
That movie was supposed to be a sex-fest? I couldn't even keep my eyes on the screen her acting was so bad.
I told my gf (who was also very disappointed, but unlike me she really cared about the books) that we should have gone to a fuckin' porno theater, the acting would have been better and so would the sex scenes.
She thinks the guy who played the main guy did a good job, and I was like, "no, you're just comparing him against that girl. He's garbage too, just not as bad."
The ONLY fucking reason she has a career AT ALL is because apparently both her parents are big famous actors from the 70's or whatever. Needless to say I never heard of them either, 'cause I can't remember who the fuck either one of them are.
And is she pretty? I'd say she's like maybe a 7? And that's when she's all dolled up and airbrushed.
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>>2537297
go blog about it elsewhere faggot
>>2537297
Well done, you wrote something barely interesting enough to read and garnered a reply out of me
>>2537297
>my fucking gf literally dragged me to it
Literally? Were you tied up and/or drugged or something?
>>2537449
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
Here you go stupid, this is for you to learn that some words have TWO OR MORE DIFFERENT MEANINGS IN DIFFERENT CONTEXTS.
Maybe if you didn't insist on always interpreting everything you read in the most literal sense possible, maybe if you allowed for some poetic license and actually remembered that language is an ART, not a science, you might not be so easily thrown off by relatively pedestrian statements.
Do you really interpret every single word in a sentence in it's most literal sense, with each separate word taken completely out of context? Is that really how you fucking read? Are you THAT autistic?
>>2537464
>Are you THAT autistic?
m8, you're the one who literally got literally mad as literal fuck at my literal low level trolling.
You literally need to calm down before you literally cry.
>>2537297
Read, and i agree 100% in tour statement
>>2537297
>/hr/
>rant
>subscribe to my newsletter plz
>>2537464
Female (or may as well be) detected.
>>2537297
I didn't say a film itself is good one bro !!! This is strictly my opinion that a film wouldn't have worked out without Dakota. I rank that film pretty low spot among those that deal with sexual encounter. U haven't checked "Black Mass" yet !? She perfectly becomes Bostonian house wife ((´艸｀*)) I didn't recognize her at 1st look. That shows what she is capable of !!! I can't tell if she picked right one or not for the next film, "How to be a single ?". The trailer didn't really hit my spot, but I can't wait to see how she deals with comedic role.
>>2536963
Kinda looks like Malena Morgan here
>>2537484
I'm literally calmer than you are, it's not hard for me to intellectually destroy you, I don't need to get a big head of steam going to get in the right frame of mind, I just type out your beating in about one minute flat and go about my day. Like I'm about to do this time.
>>2537802
Oh, I know. Don't worry bro, you and I are still good.
It's just the other fuckwit I'm fighting with.
>>2537661
Got a problem with your scroll button, pal?
What the fuck are you doing with my thread?
>>2538053
ahahaha I hope this is copypasta. I'm legitimately anticipating a post about you being a Navy SEAL who feels nothing but recoil.
>>2538140
>>2538140
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>>2538055
WTF bro !!!! Well I don't know about those haters but I certainly see something in her. Hope she never loose challenge spirits.
>>2538056
plz stop being mad
