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Taengooo :3
thank you taeyeon friend i was feeling like it was time for a new thread
>>2520417
those hands....
Is there a good Taengoo cam sub yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCqckBFechs&feature=youtu.be
>>2520478
Warms is smiling~
>>2520548
I have 9 favorite girls
>>2520561
same
Ah, life is good with Yoona
>>2520561
>9
>>2520590
we get it you think hyoyeon is ugly
>>2520416
SO ANGELIC~~~~~~~~~~~~<3
>>2520594
>ugly
She's a heavenly 9 surrounded by perfect 10s.
By comparison to the other soshis she looks like a dog, but compared to every other girl in the world she looks like a goddess.
She's an extremely attractive woman with the unfortunate duty of working with 8 more-attractive women.
>>2520650
how can you still hold a hierarchy in SNSD? have they not smoothed over into a single gel-swirl where nothing singular can be distinguished?
>>2520651
It's easy because Hyoyeon still isn't as hot as the rest. It's like night and day, wherever Hyo is standing is slightly dimmer than everywhere else.
>>2520652
is it really still all about looks for you?
>>2520653
not him but her "act like a black girl" personality isn't too appealing
>>2520654
last show I saw her on she didn't act like that does she do that in the onstyle thing?
>>2520655
She does a black girl dance in Into the New World music video for starters, and it only escalated from there.
She needs to act like a sweet innocent girl next door with lots of giggling and deferential body language. I'd like to see them do a new Hyo concept for the next album.
Why is Sooyoung the best?
>>2520660
Her dancing is great on special stages, but in the music videos it always looks stupid and lame and out of place. She's a very poorly used asset.
She also needs to have a ton more face time on TV shows and stuff, and maybe some solo albums and MVs. A collab with Evia would be cool, too.
I think she's really funny and cute and kind of exciting as a person, too, but I wouldn't know that based on the majority of what SM puts out.
>>2520663
she's the most religious
>>2520663
Because she's a thai baby factory desperate for the sperm of a strong white man to seed her fertile womb and make her swell with child after child after child.
>>2520664
I don't it looks out of place because I expect it and it's always been that way. I can't imagine SNSD without hyoyeon doing her "out of place" dances because what else could go in their place? If it were any other way it wouldn't be SNSD. I can't speak for her unused potential, but I think she's essential to SNSD which is enough for me, but I might be biased since I think SNSD is the highest peak anyone can hope to reach
but after saying all of this it just further highlights how impossible it is to place her lower or higher than any other member. she's just one irreplacable part that forms SNSD
>>2520667
They just need to mommy her. None of their personalities are real, they're all just characters they play as decided by SM, so it would be nice for them to have her change to be exactly like Sica was - cute and sweet and occasionally bitchy and tired.
>>2520669
they choose characters basically like amplified versions of how they basically are it would be too much of a task to flip someones behavior so completely
>>2520670
I think Hyo is so naturally talented that she could pull it off flawlessly and everybody would instantly love her.
>>2520671
>pull it off flawlessly
"it" being mimicking sica? that doesn't sound like a good thing anyway
>>2520672
The group needs a mommy.
>>2520673
they already have a jessica
>>2520674
Had.
>>2520680
c'est la vie
>>2520681
You can have anything if you put your mind to it.
SNSD can have mommy back by making hyo into mommy 2.
"c'est la vie" is the motto of the quitter
if the universe gives you an outcome you don't like - alter the universe
>>2520684
she might be "a" mommy but she wont be "the" mommy. she could never hope to be. you can't stretch 8 into 9 this whole repurposing of hyoyeon idea is dead in the water
>>2520576
I will always love her
Wow last time we had a hyorc argument was like 2013 or something. Feels like the old days
It appears Yoona is the bread winner of the family~
yoona is already the heartwinner though
>>2520712
I want to take a fat hyogre shit desu senpai
post mayu
http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/large/aecbcc38gw1ex947q4pg8j20ff0m7tgy.jpg
>>2520450
what about them...
>>2520919
she has really nice and cute chubby small hands and they look really soft
>>2520783
my chinese princess assassin
< yoona
>>2520985
Wow that girl is stunning
black dresses~
>>2521008
taeyeon sure looks different here... maybe the netizens were right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy_sgB4EJB8
>>2521028
>not linking To Me
>>2521031
but i like tell me tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-3V0FwPzes
>>2521034
>not linking Cha Cha
>>2521042
>Cha Cha
o-omo you lewdster.....
shiina, I...........................................................................
>>2520776
>>2521097
more
>>2521105
they're the same size as yoona's
>>2521106
it's cute
Mayu isn't natty
>>2521116
she must be divine
>>2521117
you can't see her boobs in this picture
>>2521120
you're right
>>2521122
i prefer when you can see them
>>2521124
but it's cold
>>2521128
close the window please
>>2521130
it's closed
>>2521132
okay now turn the heating up some more
>>2521133
it might get too hot
>>2521136
too hot for those unnecessary clothes mayu is wearing hopefully
>>2521137
about that hot yeah
>>2521139
oh
my
>>2521140
>>2521142
more....
>>2521143
>>2521146
her gap is bigger than any kidol ive seen
>>2521147
it's pretty wide
>>2521150
>>2521151
>>2521152
>>2521153
>>2521151
china vagina
Everywhere I go on this cold, autumn night I hear it on the wind, I see it in the woods. The silent applause, the stillness of celebration, the dark colors of nighttime's unseen fireworks. Every night I enjoy these festivities from afar. Taking in all the silent wonderment and admiring the honored girl of whom all this is inspired by. Our deerest girl, Yoona
do we like mayu better than yoona itt
>>2521197
we like both
>>2521197
no idea who mayu is
>>2521198
b-but which do we like better
>>2521204
we can't decide
this hair style is the best
She's a hair master
>>2521280
that hair style isn't the best though
>>2521285
She looks incredible no matter what
i ship mayoona
>>2521297
i think mayu has mentioned admiring yoona before
>>2521422
she probably wants to kiss her or something.....
>>2521427
who wouldn't
>>2521197
Is Mayu Japanese? Because Japanese are murdering dogs. Dokdo = Korean!
>>2521444
mayu isn't a murderer
>>2521444
>dog murderers
sounds like a korean restaraunt
Why can't Japanese and Korean just get along?
>>2521532
don't they for the most part?
>>2521447
All Japanese are guilty because they are Japanese.
>>2521532
When Japan apologizes for four hundred years of rape and murder and offers reparations. When every Japanese citizen cries bitter tears of guilt and curses their ancestors for their inherited guilt.
That is when Japanese and Koreans can "get along".
>>2521550
Word!
>>2521253
I call it the hair-ears hair style
3:10 to Yoona~
>>2521559
what does that mean
>>2521563
It's the name of the train you have to catch after you die. The 3:10 that will take you to Yoona
>>2521564
i don't think it's healthy to think about yoona in these terms too much anon
>>2521566
Much of the afterlife is still a mystery
>>2521596
Martha, Mary, Mayu, Marlene
>>2521688
it's mayu
>>2521689
does he really not know mayu?
>>2521696
we've told him before
>>2521697
well he ought to get to know her better
>>2521698
I think they would get along
>>2521699
word I think so too
mayoona general
I really enjoyed the Yoona's MelOns Awards 2015 show
>I hate these russian teammates
>and I hate these days
Katarżyna is having a hard day
whenever snsd _____ something always happens!
>>2521730
enchanting
so nyeo shi dae
>>2521179
I went away on a little trip and could only think of Yoona while I was gone. Watching out the window of the plane as we approached the clouds up high, it was like getting closer to her farm in the sky. And seeing the ground below pass by, I marvelled at how her divine love is able to cross the globe and touch each and every person's heart from coast to coast and everywhere in between. It took hours for me to travel linearly from one place to another, and Yoona manages to cover every corner of the world in every direction with her grace~
>>2522047
>ORLY
I don't have to know Korean history to pretend to know Korean history, bub.
>>2521996
She is our gravity and the world loves her. That's why this planet, the sun, the sun, and all the stars in heaven are drawn to her. And in order to not play favorites and give her time to each celestial body, she came up with a fun and inclusive circular dance around her that all the yoonaverse participates in. We too are dancing with Yoona, even now~
>>2522047
she's yoona's girlfriend though
>tfw eating cookies and cream pockys
When is their next concert?
>>2520576
I bet life with her is simply perfect. I also bet she broke up with that ugly gook guy because I mean come on why would you ever break up with Yoona?
>>2520650
Only perfect 10/10 In Soshi are Yoona and Taeyeon
>>2522328
this saturday
>>2521197
Don't know who the fuck mayu is but no one is more beautiful than Yoona
has yoona ever swore
lol this place is dead as fuck
>>2522353
Us girls can't dedicate our whole lives to this thread you know.
ok i officially regret not just buying a ticket for the weekend
>>2522353
You must not remember the way the thread was around 2011 if you think this is dead.
>>2522334
they were never dating to begin with
>>2522411
yoona is married to mayu
>>2522412
What about Yuri...
>>2522434
Best friends!
>>2522449
They look happy together!
>>2522463
They are happy when together
>>2522464
I can't blame them, Yoona and Yuri must be great friends to have
>>2522415
>What about Yuri...
950% this
Debil's Cryyy
we've lost a lot of posters haven't we
9 is a lucky number. 8 is unlucky
someone told me yoona has no talent
>>2522668
They are wrong. Do not listen to them from now on.
someone told me yoona orgasms if you touch her tummy
>>2522574
I looked at the data from the past year and overlaid trend lines for posters, thread life, and post count. http://i.imgur.com/wn3qqk3.jpg
First of all, the three trend lines correlate. For thread life and post count it makes sense, because the longer a thread lasts, the more posts it will get. But for the correlation in posters, what it appears to tell us is that longer lasting threads tend to have more people posting in them. I don't think that is right. Instead what I think is happening is confirmation of what we already suspected: more unique IPs inflate the number of "posters", and as time goes on, it is more likely that the same number of people will use multiple different IPs to access the thread. But what the correlation tells us is that the inflation is happening at a predictable rate, i.e. at the same rate as thread life. So even if we consider the number is inflated, it should be inflated by an amount that is predictable by looking at thread life.
With that in mind, we do not see a drop in posters over the studied time period. If the number of posters had dropped, we would start to see an increasingly larger gap between the lines for thread life line and posters. Instead the gap remains about the same. Around Spring/Summer of 2015, we do see lower numbers for posters. But there are also lower numbers for thread life and post count in that same time period. And the number of posters drops predictably with the drop in thread life. Therefore, that is not indicative of decreased number of real people posters.
It is alternatively possible that we actually have lost a lot of posters, but the remaining posters started posting with many more IPs and much more frequently to make up for the lost posters. It's also possible that we lost only one or two posters, but because the size of this community was already small, their absence is felt more heavily.
>>2522694
thank you stats sone
>>2522694
maybe there's just nothing to post about...
o-oh i was just banned for this https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S60457478#p60457641
>>2522808
Okay. We don't post in /mukpg/.
>>2522813
me either now
>>2522815
nooo i like yoona posting with you
>>2522826
never again.....
>>2522861
;_;
>>2522808
The last time I posted Yoona there I got banned, too. Good thing the deer princess is welcomed here~
ive never been banned for posting yoona
>>2522883
Yoona's luck has been with you!
>p-please don't ban me
*hides in soshimobile*
Do our girls ever deceive us?
>>2523030
No way!
>>2523030
Are you asking if they ever knowingly and purposefully deceive us? Or if we have sometimes become deceived through their actions despite a lack of purpose to deceive? What if we are deceived but it was not their intention to deceive? Would you consider negligent deception? I.e. is it deception if they know or should know that we have operated under one incorrect understanding, but they have failed to bring the correct understanding to our attention? What if they do not know but could reasonably know that we are operating under an incorrect understanding?
>>2523041
I might just deceive myself regarding their deception and go on thinking they didn't deceive us
>>2523146
It's probably for the best.
May Yoona live to see 1000 generations
>>2523227
Given how eternally youthful she is, it's not hard to believe she will live forever! At the very least, forever in the hearts of the generations who adore her~
>>2523233
She appears to age no more than a day every year, and with her well-recorded eye for healthy living habits there's a very good chance she will live longer than 10 methuselahs! Yoonathuselah, the goddess of eternity~
>>2523236
Like a reliable old tree that has stood tall for thousands of years, giving life to the forest, offering shade for passing critters, and a friendly limb for the birds. She is majestic and serene. Her trunk is hearty and stable and her foliage is bright and verdant.
started jacking off to these girls again. Feels pretty good after not doing it for so long
Came hard to some Jessica and Taeyeon
>>2523243
Yoona the tree. It certainly explains how her whole being seems to light up when bathed in the nourishing rays of the sun. Every strand of hair soaking in the yummy light and shining like spun gold on her wealthy head. The outdoors is her kingdom, and nature itself welcomes her with open leafs~
>>2523247
Queen of the Forest, the Duchess of Deer, Lady of the Sun's Rays, Princess of all nature. She is royalty and I pledge my fealty to her~
>>2523249
A life long feast of felicitation for Yoona, the impressive empress of earth~! Every cup of clear, cool water I raise to my lips, I raise in honor of Yoona. May all people throughout the world come to know Yoona's love and be enriched by her light
>>2523259
Of course she is Supreme Chancellor of my heart. It's time to re-dedicate my life to serving Yoona. I will not fail her.
>>2523264
With Yoona at your back, there's nothing you can't accomplish. Hwaiting~~
>>2523271
I will go get a basket of bread for Yoona now. This is my task!
>>2523274
She has made speeches on the importance of bread in the past. It's safe to say she's a fan of those delicious loaves~
:3
yoona post on her weibo
>>2523378
did she say who the post was for?
>>2523381
it was for us
look at seohyun's hips..........
>>2523553
They appear to be feminine hips. Nothing to be concerned about. And none of our business.
Yoona's face is a nice feminine face. Nothing to be concerned about. And none of our business.
>>2523661
I love Yoona's feminine face~
>>2523676
mind your own business
>>2523681
But Yoona saved my soul!
>>2523695
seohyun's hips saved my soul but you still felt you should be telling me they're none of my business!
>>2523701
Wow, how did Seohyun's hips save your soul? :)
>>2523704
Seohyun's wide hips are so powerful, like a wave that crashes all around me and moves through me. And when I'm sad, and missing them, when I feel lonely and empty without them, I know I just have to accept their Spirit into my heart and they''ll rescue me from myself. They'll pull me out of that dark place and bring me into the sunshine. I just have to trust in them. I just have to put all my faith in Seohips that they knows what's good for me and they knows how to save me from everything.
>>2523706
This language seems extremely familiar...
>>2523718
I think it's earth english, Cylour but I could be nanaknenak'kal
>>2523716
tfw thinking of seobot's sweet pussy when fucking my fleshlight
>>2523812
what was that like
>>2523812
why don't you just get an average kgf and pretend she's seobb while porking her? that's what I do.
it's really awesome honestly fucking asians, because you can pretend they're a japanese girl or a chinese girl or a korean girl and it's basically all the same. really hard pretending they're a white girl, though, you'd probably need to be drunk or something for that.
for real though, just go find a dog-faced asian girl who's desperate for western man meat (read: the majority of asian women worldwide), get her in the bedroom, and turn off all the lights.
like magic, you'll be fucking seobb or whoever you want. just don't turn on the lights again right after or you'll go into shock.
>>2523979
my imagination isn't very good would it still work?
>>2524012
Well, in that case I would recommend some kind of mild hallucinogen like marijuana or a quarter dose of mushrooms.
would you guys really go to those lengths just to imagine you could be with our girls?
>>2524026
it feels disingenuous and kind of rude to the girl you're with. probably not
>>2524026
Sure, why not? It's not like I'm telling a girl to squeak out "oh yeah baby fuck your little Yoongie" while I'm taking her to pound town. What she doesn't know doesn't hurt her.
I'm more interested in the possibilities of VR, though. VR porn for oculus rift is already mind-blowingly good. All they need is a way to make photoreal or nearly photoreal porn with custom models, and some really dedicated modelers to create perfect copies of our girls.
The golden age when everybody can have their waifu without her losing her purity is almost upon us.
>>2524029
I'd rather just fall in love with a real girl instead of turbo-masturbating to the girls
>>2524030
Why not do both?
>>2524031
you can't really love someone while pretending to have sex with somebody else and you certainly can't do both vegging out with VR goggles and high tech porn skins
>>2524034
This is the kind of thing I expect a woman to say.
Sex and love, to most men, are totally separate things. Sure, sex with someone you love is certainly enhanced by that connection and familiarity, but you don't have to love someone to have sex with them, nor does having sex with one person somehow diminish your love for another.
Sex is like eating - it's an appetite. Sometimes you feel like home cooking, sometimes you feel like chinese takeout.
>>2524036
the only sex worth having is with someone you love, especially if you're calling sex nothing more than an appetite. humans aren't dogs who just fuck whatever they feel like
>>2524043
what else are you supposed to do when the one girl you love will never know who you are
