>>2468504
ohohoooooh comedy gold! you should write movies bro!
oh wait someone already did
>>2468505
What a shitty attempt at a comeback. Not even that guy you were responding to.
>>2468504
I see the vague similarity but I don't think I would associate the two on my own. Regardless, she is still pretty hot.
>>2468509
it's a joke from Ted 2, it's just pathetic
best Hybrid female
>>2468507
Comeback? Comeback to what? That post is not worthy of a "comeback"
>>2468551
choose one
>>2468697
Easy Kristen Bell
>>2468697
In this picture? Seyfried.
In general? Bell.
I miss her big tits :(
>>2468782
high a.f.?
>>2469267
possibly, she seems like the cool type.
>>2468492
Damnt this chick really is a natural beauty, o pretty and sexy at the same time
Would love put my penis in her vagoo and cum deep inside her. dont even care if she is not on birth control
>>2468572
Hybrid? What do you mean? as in Aliens?
>>2469377
Yep.
>Green Eyes, Blonde Hair
the signs of the divine
>>2469563
Isnt the combo quite common though? Not saying i dont love it.
Damn she is just so pretty, i love women with natural beauty with no need for makeup to stand out
>>2468615
dayum
>>2469935
I wouldnt say its quite common. Hazel+Brunette/dirty Blonde is quite common, not solid green+blonde. To me represents a more pure gene pool/dna or less dilution.
I also like the thought that(after hearing of ET hybrid myths of present times and studying the stories of the past) there are actual anomalies among us in non grotesque terms. Its also commonly recorded throughout the last 4000 years.
Presumed ET mentality is strange, but not entirely unlike our own. Perhaps its like an ego thing, helping the less sophisticated beings such as ourselves or something. But perhaps humans created the "Alien" character to make ourselves think we arent alone. The ultimate imaginary friend. Then the peasants got keen to this way of thinking and created religion, imaginary friends with rules.
The "cosmic joke" may not be that we are actually alone, but that we are so narcissistic that we scare ourselves into being controlled by our imaginaton.
So many possibilities.
>>2470025
I mean common in the sense that most people with truly blonde hair i know have green eyes. Blue eyes and blonde hair are more rare were i live at least
>>2470025
Strictly speaking of science "Aliens" are not some surreal thing. Its a reality and fact of the universe. Our mere milky way galaxy is so vast we dont know a quarter of the things in it. In the universe there are an infinite amount of galaxies
In such a huge Galaxy and even more vast universe with infinite amount of galaxies to think that we are the only intelligent life form is quite ignorant, self centered and
>>2470074
>>IMPLYING
>>2468492
>Sigfried
>>2468504
I came
>>2472827
God, I want nothing more in life than to stare deeply into those eyes while I penetrate her in the missionary position. No procreation, though, that's for chumps.
>>2468504
FUNNY AND ORIGINAL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL FUNNY AND ORIGINAL
for the /k/ommando's
>>2474113
>EVEN FUNNIER AND MORE ORIGINAL
>>2468631
Holy shit I wanna cum between those tits.
>>2476211
She looks sort of like Nicole Aniston here.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
She was really hot in Ted 2
>>2472851
>No procreation
>not wanting to have kids with a green eyed big titted natural blonde goddess
new level of faggotry
>>2480815
her tits aren't big anymore
>>2480819
proofs?
>>2480824
SHE'S GOT TOO THIN REEEEEEE
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
literally perf
>>2480882
celeb brand cocaine
>>2480882
Calm your tits, that's a sports bra.
>>2484875
>a sports bra makes her whole body significantly skinnier
Sure.
>>2480824
Well, good for her. She needed to shed some weight
>>2486226
Ethiopians leave now
>>2486231
>can't tell healthy from malnourished
don't forget to charge your scooter cart
>>2486244
>literally a refugee
go inhale too much sea water
if Im a good goy, can I have one?
She needs to make her forearm hair more visible somehow, maybe dye it black.
>>2468515
The joke predates the movie, I assure you.
>>2491544
I don't think that she's even Jewish.
>>2491910
you can't expect /pol/tards to not be complete morons
>>2492074
My main board is /pol/ actually. You however might be a tard for assuming /pol/ users are stupid simply because you don't agree with them or like them.
>inb4 I get heat for being rational
Happens every time.
>>2468492
>That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
>She asked me how to spell "orange."
>>2492131
lol gtfo whitey
fresh
best
>>2492131
>You however might be a tard for assuming /pol/ users are stupid simply because you don't agree with them or like them.
Except that's not what actually happens.
People think you poltards are retarded because you act as such.
>>2492131
>every german or scandinavian sounding name is jewish
You're far from rational mate. One could even call you a tard
>>2492641
Ebin. Now go jerk off to a Dogfart.com scene since you just dislike le blue eyed devil so much.
>>2493052
Yes, ignore good ones and claim that they're all XYZ so that you don't have to acknowledge the former. All black people are thugs.
>>2493535
>implying I said that
Before you call me a tard, at least make sure you understand who to even accuse things of.
>>2493049
Yay (*´・∀・)爻(・∀・｀*)
Why do Amanda Sighheil, ASR and Emma Stone all look so alien? Is it the scandinavian genes?
I heard she is single again
Now's my chance to stalk her at Whole Foods
She will be mine
>>2496027
I find these every day candid shots fascinating, but at the same time I feel bad about it, feels like a total invasion of privacy.
>>2491496
god..Imagine waking up to this
>>2496102
shut up yuropoor
>>2496102
>invasion of privacy
>having eyes is privileged
good goy, remove all your senses to please The Reptilians....
>>2496027
Okay (σ≧∀≦)σ You got drunk!!!
>>2497681
>god..Imagine waking up to this
Yeah, my first thought would be:
Amanda, you wear makeup while you sleep? WTF? You'll get that shit all over the pillows.
>>2468606
>>2502476
l like this cuz i can't see her face
>>2468492
She's hot, but what the fuck actually is her name?
I hear people say "Siegfried" all the time, but I feel like I've seen it written "Seyfried", and then today on GMA one of the anchors called her "Seyfish"
I'd bone her for real, but her name is some kind of unknowable eldritch abomination apparently.
>>2506578
>unknowable eldritch abomination
k lovecraft. its seyfried, pronounced SAY-freed. its a germanic surname, not to be confused with siegfried - a german first name that literally means war-peace.
>>2506841
Actually, Siegfried means victory-peace.
>>2506957
sorry, youre right, the literal translation is victory. got sieg & krieg mixed up. the name means one who wins peace through war, though
>>2502476
>>2498480
nah, man. She wakes up earlier than you, puts on make up then her light kiss on your lips is what wakes you up.
[spoiler]I'm so lonely ;_;[/spoiler]
>>2507898
well, at least you have your waifu
How come no one has a webm of that alpha dog full frontal she did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIUaI1jkMo
ca. 2:40
SEYE-frid
>>2486244
Thx for showing me not everyone around here is retarded
>>2509140
i like her even more from watching that. thanks anon. she still got a sense of humor too
>>2510039
There's another where Sersh says, "It's 'Sertia, like inertia.' "
>>2510070
who?
>>2494397
>Yes, ignore good ones and claim that they're all XYZ so that you don't have to acknowledge the former. All black people are thugs.
This is a very convenient excuse. We don't actually have a shitty community, you're just focusing on the obnoxious minority!
Well that's all well and good, but the fact is the ones who are shitting up other boards are the obnoxious, stupid ones. Do they actually give a good representation of /pol/? I don't give a fuck, really. For all intents and purposes those shitposters are the face of /pol/ to anyone who doesn't frequent that board.
Nobody gives a damn about how rational you think you are. Your board is annoying and you might want to stop being so defensive about it.
>>2510092
this much effort + butthurt in a reply to a post from 9-30
LOL
>tfw no espn gf
>>2468627
But you know you'd hit it. Hard too.
>>2510095
>effort
What are you talking about? Did you not pass third grade writing or something?
I guess I'll take that as a concession.
Bump
>>2517124
id love to put my dick between those tits....
