Categorize and describe this ass
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What do you think about it? What do you like about it? What don't you like about it?
Hips and ass right side.
HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP FINDING YOU AND YOUR THREADS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL LIFE.
Right side. Hips and ass.
But seriously though, I almost feel like this is fate at this point. If you are Anthony Recker is look forward to being swept off of my feet and carried by a man with an ass that could suffocate a small farm animal; to his sex dungeon where we cuddle for multiple lifespans.
>>1372471
>carried by a man with an ass that could suffocate a small farm animal;
Is that ass a woman-like ass?
>>1372478
In all honesty it appears as though it would be pretty muscular. So unless you've got nudes you've been waiting to post that shows off just a fat ass and not a chiseled muscle butt then its probably not woman-like.
>>1372479
It doesn't look muscular to me. Perhaps a combo of muscle and a lot of fat/blubber.
You should commit suicide perhaps?
>>1372479
Who's this?
>>1372502
Sadly I dont know. Most of my gifs / webms i've gotten from random places on the internets. Sorry anon.
But here's one of Klokov. Hes also A++
>>1372519
Wait thats not klokov lol here he is, wrong webm:
>>1372464
no one cares about this guys ass or how much you're obsessed with it.
just let it go man...it's okay
His ass is very unusually shaped for a man.
>>1372524
Jesus lord those juicy legs of love are sacrilegious
>>1372543
ikr? This is now a Klokov thread.
>>1372548
Imagine what powers he would have with those muscles
He could lift you up like a feather and power drill you in a standing position without even breaking a sweat
>>1372554
>He could lift you up like a feather and power drill you in a standing position without even breaking a sweat
Really the only way to properly be fucked
>>1372475
Kek all those straight fags that believed this was a woman's ass
>>1372554
>tfw you will never be powerfucked by klokov and then cuddled in his huge arms afterwords
>>1372560
>Kek all those straight fags that believed this was a woman's ass
Why would they have thought that's a woman's ass?
>>1372566
Not many men have big badonkadonks like that
>>1372568
>Not many men have big badonkadonks like that
How does his look like a chick's? How does it fool people?
>>1372571
I duno im not that other guy, but when I see the picture at the top OP used id think it was a womens if he didnt have the sports gear on
>>1372524
That's not Klokov though, that's Aleksandr shukir
https://youtu.be/bGCerUGVU6Q
>>1372576
Oh, my mistake. Thank you for correcting me anon.
>>1372573
>but when I see the picture at the top OP used id think it was a womens if he didnt have the sports gear on
What features of his ass looks like a chick's ass?
>>1372582
As long as you keep posting those webms, anon..
https://youtu.be/UpJZ76ci6JI
>>1372588
Sadly im out now =[
so this is the new hm mee mee
>>1372600
No there is just some dude that literally posts to every board /sp/ /fit/ /hm/ wherever. I've seen this on /pol/ as well. Some guy posts this exact thread once a day; its far too specific of a meme for it to be multiple people doing it.
>>1372601
That's ok, my imagination can do the rest
>>1372573
>duno im not that other guy, but when I see the picture at the top OP used id think it was a womens if he didnt have the sports gear on
So what about it looks like a woman's? Did str8 dudes fap to the ass?
Describe what? Just a cute ass.
>>1372591
Who's the guy on the right?
The boners in the locker room from seeing this guy's ass must be massive and constant.
I want more of his beautiful ass.
>>1372701
What's that manly ass doing on this thread? This thread is only for womanly asses.
lmao you fucking faggot with a woman's ass nature itself is telling you to trap' literally no T
>>1372795
How does that ass compare to the baseball player's?
>>1373057
it's called a bubble butt hon, and lots of people want to bury their face and/or dick in it.
>>1372479
>>1373073
>>1373068
yeah well. Glad to hear.
Actually i just wanted to post my buttocks.
>>1372976
Thank you anon =]
More please? Of the baseball player.
>>1372465
"baseball ass" is magnificent, isn't it?
>>1374468
>"baseball ass" is magnificent, isn't it?
As long it's not on a man who has a woman's ass like he does.
>>1374468
>glorious
