Smoking Thread 2.0
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>>1253148
ITT just post all your men that have cigars, cigarettes, or weed with them. Other drugs are fun, too. Bad influences are sexy.
>>1313805
i would rape this dude after grabbing his cigarette away, then burn my name into his back while i was fucking him
he's forcing me to think dark things lol
>>1313293
So fucking hot.
I had a bud in the service. He used to sit on the open latrine and smoke while taking a dump, looking at me the whole time.
He fucking knew I wanted his ass.
(and yes, pic is james franco)
>>1313293
>fucking hate cigarettes and cigarette smoke
>parents' house smelled like an ashtray
>my brother smoked all through high school
>guys at school smoked in the head, too
>clothes smelled of smoke
>used to hang out under bleachers with other punks and jocks
>deal drugs, weed
>trade blow jobs, some guys fucked there at night
>one guy, tough punk with hard eyes
>smoked like a fiend, blew cigarette smoke in my face
>always scamming free weed off me or whatever 'sample' pills i got
>i wanted to hurt the fucker
>but protect him at the same time
>one jock bullied him, we got into a fight over it
>got a black eye over this punk, what
>over at my house one day, mum was at work, brother fucking this bird somewhere
>doing e because i had it
>guy grabs my crotch, ok
>he knows what i really want
>fucked this short punk like my life depended on it, no protection
>punked his arse ever chance i got
>he was my boy
>every one at school sort of figured it out for me, you know
>would.not.stop.smoking.
>made me mean
>to this day, whenever i see paddy o'brien porn, my dick turns into diamond
>fucking irish
>love-hate them blokes
>married an irish red head
>my fucking kids got freckles
>now i fuck every cockney or irish punk i can get my hands on
>most reek of cigarette smoke
>i'm one fucked up cunt
>>1314519
Your post was this close to being intelligible
>be me
>19 in college
>friends with this kid who went to my high school
>dropped out at 16 to become a mechanic, 18 now
>he’s 5’11”, short brown hair, nice bod but not ripped or anything
>smokes like a chimney, like two packs a day
>his girlfriend is okay with cigs but hates that he smokes weed
>naturally, he’s at my place all the time cause weed
>one day, watching porn when mechanic bro shows up wanting to smoke
>balls look like smurfs, but I smoke him out cause bro
>he goes to use my computer
>realize there’s still gay porn all up in my tabs
>awkward coming out, but he’s high as fuck so mellow about it
>laughs about “interrupting” me and wants to know if he should go
>light bulb goes off and I suggest we maybe watch straight porn instead cause I’m good watching the dudes
>start going through my straight porn folder for some videos he’d like
>picks out one with asian chick and well-hung white dude
>keeping on eye on porn, one eye on his crotch
>movement detected
>put hand inside my shorts
>boner is diamonds
>can tell he’s getting harder
>tell him, “dude I need to get this nut off” and pull off the shorts
>looks at me and shrugs
>unbuttons fly and out pops the biggest cock I’d ever seen in real life
>seriously like 8.5 inches surrounded by lots of bush (obviously not a manscaper)
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>>1315671
>ask him how his girlfriend gets it all in her mouth
>says she doesn’t
>ask him if I could try
>looks kinda nervous, can tell he wants a cig
>tell him to light up, keep watching the porn and I’d take care of him
>lower my mouth on that delicious piece of meat and hear him flick his lighter
>smell the smoke wafting down as I go down on him
>after ten minutes my jaw was about to fall off but I was determined
>starts moaning, “oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck” as he blows his load down my throat
>literally just touch my dick and nut all over the place
>tells me it’s the best head he’s ever had
It became a routine for him to come over, get high, watch porn and I’d blow him while he smoked. And that /hm/ is how my smoking fetish began.
>>1313293
>there was this punk i knew back in the day
>guy would do literally anything for dick
>half the guys in high school like used him
>he didn't care what we thought about it
>one day he's blowing me and a friend
>friend starts lighting up to smoke
>smokes god-fucking-awful unfiltereds lucky strikes
>blow-boy suddenly pulls off his schlong and quite out of character starts complaining about them
>he tells him to shut up and forces his head back down
>blow-boy's balls suddenly
>d
>r
>o
>p
>or some damn thing or something
>throws the guy's hands off his head and says no and tells him to 'put out the fucking cigarette or you don't get head'
>cue physical aggression
>long story short: blow-boy forced back on dick with a couple bruises he didn't have before
>my man is now smoking like he means it and blowing cigarette smoke all over blow-boy
>blow-boy is about to gag and suffocate to death
>so my guy finishes cigarettes and PUTS IT OUT on blow-boy's arm
>some damn fucking awful shit, let me tell you
>blow-boy's in tears, but i've got the strangest boner
>I hold his head still and jerk off all over his face
>my 'friend' cusses out blow-boy and leaves
>blow-boy gets cleaned up in my house
>i'm like coming down from the rush and feel awful about everything
>put ointment and bandaids on his chest and upper arms
>the punk runs away from home like a couple weeks later and no one sees him again
>couldn't blame him, that mean cuss of a friend of mine told all the guys and some of us started calling him 'ashtray'
>boys can be such mean fuckheads, you know
>my friend was a head case and a handful of years later got sent up for a double homicide
>to this day, i have to wonder that maybe he 'done in' blow-boy for talking back to him and he didn't really leave town at all
>always half-expect someone's going to dig up a couple leg bones at one of the new housing developments some day
>can never think about smoking the same again....
>>1313293
I had a friend a couple of year ago which started my smoke fetish. I had a huge crush on him. At one evening we went smoking outside. It was a warm evening and we were sitting on a bench. He lit up, inhaled and edged closer and blew the smoke right in my mouth as I inhaled.
Not long after that I confessed my love to him, he got angry and got a girlfriend now.
This and other events still made me think he is at least bi.
>>1317954
oh god, do i want to hurt this punk so bad
he deserves it
>>1315695
I wish I could be blow-boy...
>>1319655
no, you do not want to be blow-boy
but you do want THIS guy's hands on your head, forcing you to take his average-length, but super thick uncircumcised schlong down your gullet while he smokes a really nasty cigar and barks directions at you
he'll never fuck your ass, but he really, really loves blowies: you'll be busy
>>1313293
this guy just got gang raped by three of his father's buds behind a stall at the market, but they gave him a pack of indonesian clove cigarettes right afterwards, so it's ok and the bleeding will stop soon anyway
smoking makes him feel better
sam hastings, pretty boy con man, waiting for his tuesday afternoon cl hookup bud
guy's not the prettiest dude, but he's got a huge dick and he fucks like the devil
sam really likes getting fucked properly by a guy who knows how to do it just right
they got a contest going and it works for them
whoever finishes smoking first, gets to go first
sometimes, they just stay in the bathtub to do it
his dad's going to kill him once he finds out he broke into the cubans
kids
he's seen you hanging around; he knows what you want
if he gets bored and the bitch has her period--and you're around--he might fuck you
maybe
he's had this corner for five years
it's a good place, you get the executive types heading home from the financial district; always good for a tenner...sometimes more
on a good night, he can clear 500, but lately more and more goes for the meth
he soaks his camels in it
he's only lost one tooth so far, but it makes getting fucked feel good
he never expected that
>>1320546
Severe autism
>>1320548
>more goes for the meth
ah, theres our explanation
>>1320549
anon gets away from his wife every saturday night
says he's spending time with 'the boys'
but just one boy he hooked up with in high school
but what the fuck: he ain't supposed to be smoking either
some things never change
fight club hurts good
fucking does too
>>1322845
This looks like it might be from BoysSmoking.com but I don't recognize the model? Anyone have a name?
dude weed
LMAO
>>1313293
Smoking is gross. How about showing what smokers really look like... 55 year old men with a distinct odor and bad teeth.
>>1326560
Eww, gross
>>1326560
Nice, any others?
>>1330534
le sigh
why even live
>>1316870
did he blow smoke up the dude's asshole?
>>1340379
Why do people grow beards then shave the mustache off, looks like shit
>>1342134
it is Amish tradition.
Mustaches have a long history of being associated with the military, and therefore are forbidden among the pacifist (anti-war) Amish people.
>>1342148
tell that to the jihadists...
they grow a beard but shave the moustache to get that Mohammed look
>>1313805
sauce?
