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>>1311824
>>1311814
not hot.
>>1311826
![bernie-sanders-Collage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u6c2eRU.jpg "bernie-sanders-Collage[1].jpg")
Not bad.
lmao
Corbyn
>>1312065
If only he didn't have that annoying Jew accent.
This is a Trump thread now.
>>1312215
I wouldn't mind young Trump giving me a small business loan of a million cummies in my mouth.
China.
Neither Trump nor Bernie ooze sex appeal at any stage of their lives. Bernie wins the sexy contest purely in virtue of not being human garbage.
>>1312222
>cummies
disgusting
Double vomit
For his looks but mainly for his disgusting politics
>>1312279
Marry me
>>1312279
He does look okay there but still no and this isn't /pol/
>>1312354
>implying /pol/lacks dont post here
>>1312378
Clearly at least one /pol/tard posts here since, in typical /pol/ fashion, you're incapable of grasping what simple statements mean and what the implications of those statements are. Pointing out that this board isn't /pol/ isn't the same thing as someone claiming that no one from /pol/ posts here.
>>1312404
yeah you're right, this board isn't nearly as gay as /pol/
>>1312404
>>1312378
>>1312408
I'm a /pol/ack and frequently browse and post here. 4chan's /pol/ is shit though since it got invaded by normies and other cancer, in addition to the moderation team that's full of sjw's. That's why l moved to another chan. I come back here though to 4chan's /hm/ because their /hm/ is dead.
>tfw gay and voting for god emperor Trump
>>1312598
what's it like being this stupid though?
>>1312806
>says the guy who would vote DUDE FREE SHIT LMAO
I find Bernie so fucking cute
>>1312279
>>1312216
>those teeth
>that mouth
>those brows
>sexy
>>1312806
>>1312598
Libtards will never give you this ( pic included )
Libtards are all for fat-acceptance, 'accommodating' inbred muslims who won't use toilet paper and ultra-feminism to try to make guys ashamed of being guys and wanting to do guy stuff
a little fascism goes a long way, but god we need a strong hand and some good-looking low-hanging men to run things for awhile and whip us fat-assed pussy-whipped limp-wristed and cock-blocked westerners back into shape, politically, culturally, sexually and economically
>>1312184
#FeeltheBern
>>1312843
>a little fascism goes a long way
A little fascism would have already gassed your circumcised cock. Always good to have someone to hate on.
>>1312843
>whining about liberals
>on /hm/
Pretty sure "libtards" are the only ones who support your right to exist in the first place. The fundie-controlled right wouldn't hesitate to gas you if they had things their way.
>>1312598
>>1312806
>>1312811
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>>1312871
What makes you think people on a porn board should care about your shitty opinions so much that they'd rather see your shitty opinions than look at porn? If someone posted gay porn on your containment board, they'd be banned. Please keep your shitposting on your containment board. At least have the decency to sage when you post since the janitors here suck and the mods don't care.
>>1312843
only people i knew with attitudes like yours were inbred pasty dudes whose only lovers were their guns and the local meth whores
>>1312876
my post was >>1312852
i dont see how that expressed a political opinion. i was just replying to a post with a sanders lookalike with his campaign slogan. that's it. but then you just fly off the handle and accuse me of having shitty opinions. i didn't express any opinions whatsoever, shitty or otherwise. go outside and breathe some fresh air, anon. relax. enjoy life a bit.
>>1312235
I think Darrel Hammond (SNL) as Trump is hot. Not the real Trump tho.
>>1312225
>censored tits
anon, what are you doing
>>1312871
I think the only gays that would get gassed are the fem boys and other attention whoring fags that attend pride parades.
>>1312928
Is there an uncensored version? That's the only one I've seen.
>this thread
thanks for the laugh OP, really needed that
>>1312876
>If someone posted gay porn on your containment board, they'd be banned
people post gay porn on /pol/ all the time
>>1312876
Holly shit, that is one clean hole.
chan outreach sure has sunk low
>>1312184
#BlackCocksMatter
>>1311822
oh yeah
>>1311822
my panties are soaked. spank me daddy bernie
Why is this man the sexiest candidate?
>>1313373
The other options are Hillary and Donald Trump
>>1313373
Because he is a qt 3.14.
>>1312225
NO GIRLS ALLOWED ON HM HETEROFAG
>>1313378
There are more Republican candidates out there than Trump, whether or not they have a chance is a matter of opinion but you simply can't skip over Marco Rubio in terms of sexy candidates.
>>1312184
Is that Ben Carson?
>>1313373
Wrong
>>1313450
Marco Rubio is fucking hot (except for his ears). Cute boy face and nice dad bod. Ted Cruz is not that handsome but I would blow him.
>>1311814
Trump 2016
>>1313459
But would you like to have his cock inside you?
>>1313458
>getting slapped by marco rubio as he rams his cultural values down your throat
>>1313476
I've heard Cuban cultural values are considerably substantial.
>>1313458
Cruz not handsome?
>>1313485
>>1313474
No I would not.
>>1313476
>you will never get to experience lying down as bernie sanders squats over you backwards and gives you a cleveland steamer
>>1313474
Y-yes...
>>1313493
Heard this hot motherfucker speaking Spanish. Instant boner and almost came.
>>1313504
muy caliente
>>1313504
Video of him speaking Spanish? What did he say?
>>1313504
He is a beady eyed manlet.
There isn't really anyone good looking this year though.
>>1313504
he's daddy af
>>1313548
Something about the church lol but he has this sexy af Cuban accent.
>>1313504
Cruz spoke Spanish at the last debate as well.
>>1312357
Not bad, not bad at all, he's actually kind of goofy-cute
>>1313504
But robots aren't attractive
>>1313920
Until you feel his steel hard cuban cock
>>1313541
ay papi
>>1313484
I said not THAT handsome but he's decent enough for a blowjob.
So...anybody got any good fake photoshops of the candidates? I'm not sure if fakes can be posted here but I doubt there's any real ones out there.
I have Photoshop so I can attempt to make some.
>>1313906
No one spoke Spanish at the last debate. The Spanish language was brought up in a weird tightrope ride trying to court hispanic votes without losing racist votes and courting racist votes without losing hispanic votes.
Make America Greater Than Ever Before
>>1314083
do it
>>1314180
What would be a good body to use for Rubio?
>>1314683
something like this?
>>1314684
That guy is hot but I picture RuBaeO with a softer body. Big cock tho
>>1311822
Rolling up those sleeves to fist me I hope
>>1314804
> I picture RuBaeO with a softer body. Big cock
try the dad bod thread.
or this tumblr has some dudes like that.
http://whyyesdontmindifido.tumblr.com/archive
>>1314683
>>1314804
pic of rubio when he was younger
>>1315206
I-is that l-legal, anon?
>>1313549
per strict interpretation of the U.S. Constitution and 'traditional' interpretations of Constitutional Law, I am bound to say that I do not believe that a half-rodent Cuban is eligible to hold the office of the Presidency...only saying
We're just getting rid of a half-ass Kenyan who probably wasn't eligible to be President, not wanting to repeat the mistake all over again
>>1313906
>>1313504
not wanting spanish to even be spoken in the united states, find nothing uplifting or rewarding in any of this nonsense
mexico and the caribbean have nothing to offer the united states but criminals, welfare babies and illegal aliens
only a step above muslims in intelligence and usefulness to the free world and the u.s. in particular
>>1313549
hello rato
I
>>1315228
its photoshopped and not real
?
>>1315228
The episode came out back in 2011, Nathan Hottie Kress was 19.
>>1315235
shut up politifag
I'm a fan of Jeb without his glasses
>>1315335
He's decent enough for a bj
>>1314083
>>1314180
I-I tried...
And if it's good, I'll consider taking requests...
>>1315678
Needs a bigger dick
>>1315335
it's like a thinner, but definitely not thin, version of chris christie.
>>1315681
I thought that too, but the picture where the dick came from was easy to work with.
>>1315801
I definitely felt the bern
>>1314172
>they're all fat
Figures.
>>1313549
yello rato
>>1315802
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SUN GLASS GUY'S HANDS?
>>1315801
Would bang
>>1316175
Stuff of nightmares
>>1312598
You will surprised how many right-wing gays there are. That's why Common Filth had that huge sperg out a few months ago, accusing the alternative right of being nothing but fags.
>>1316346
>That's why Common Filth had that huge sperg out a few months ago, accusing the alternative right of being nothing but fags.
Where? Link
>>1313549
hello rato
.
>>1316034
don't be that fag.
Jeb is a big fat. Jeb Bush is the least attractive person in this thread and everybody knows it. He is a mistake.
>>1315973
are you blind anon? because im pretty sure none of those guys are fat
>>1317258
god damn he is fat. bernie all the way
>>1317258
>He is a mistake
a mistake that basically handed his worthless brother the presidency and helped sew up the supreme court
that kind of 'mistake'?
but yeah--like anyone's going to vote for someone this obviously corrupt
this prick married a latina just so he could get the latin vote (having brown children just so you could get elected)
jeb is a pig
Cruz did NOT age well.
>>1315802
Pretty sure that's Rick Astley there in the sunglasses
>>1318641
I see your sexy young Ted and raise you sexy young Bernie. Got dang, just look at this rugged Bohemian canvas he's painted.
>>1318641
to be fair he had dead eyes even then
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>>1319341
i want fo feel his repibliCAN up my rectum
I came here to find pics of naked men with Bernie's face photoshopped on and I'm fucking disappointed.
>1/10 shit thread
>>1313005
keep telling yourself that buddy
>>1315235
>only a step above muslims in intelligence
Bullshit, they're on a similar tier as Indians, and the gooks are getting dumber every year.
>>1320056
He kind of looks like Newt Gingrich here.
>>1319344
https://twitter.com/RightWingDiva/status/703728169547739136
For the people who still don' believe that he's a stripper.
>i want fo feel his repibliCAN up my rectum
Rubio is a DEMOCRAT who supports Obamatrade and made the Gang-of-Eight bill that gives citizenship to 10-30 million illegal Democrats.
I like it.
I nominate Milo Yiannopoulos as the new king for the non-SJW, Non-Tumblr faggots of /hm/
>>1315235
>>1316034
>>1319572
>>1320639
LE LOOK AT ME MOM I'M LE TROLLING LE SHITLORD FAGGOT TUMBLR SJW KIKES ON LE INTERNET!!!!111!!! XXXXDDDDDD!!! I'M LE EBIN TROLLMASTER EDGY REACTIONARY ALPHA MALE WHITE MASTER RACE XXDDD I'M SAVING LE WHITE RACE FROM LE EURABIA AND LE FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGERS AND DEGENERATE FAGGOTS PUTTING AIDS IN LE FLUORIDE WATER FUNDED BY LE JEWS AND LE CULTURAL MARXIST KIKE BITCH FEMINAZI DYKES DESTROYING MUH PROUD NORDIC HERITAGE AND MUH FOUNDATIONS OF CIVILIZATION XXDDDD
>>1320663
300% mad
trump is so ugly but attractive in a weird way, i wouldnt mind having his cock down my throat.
Romney is another one that i would love to have sex with
>>1320932
>trump is so ugly but attractive in a weird way, i wouldnt mind having his cock down my throat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96iyHBhIe0
>>1320631
Who's lying to America here?
you faggots know you want some bbc
>>1321698
That would be some tiring sex... and I don't necessarily mean in a good way
>>1321698
Not going to lie, Carson is one sexy black man. Dude handsome as hell and those lips....
beep beep #Trumptrain coming through
Too bad Baltimore burned under his watch. Should be working the pole, not the government.
>>1321757
I'd fuck him
Bernie and Corbyn 10/10 would love to be in there
>>1321970
really
I've heard that Washington D.C. is run on the backs of gay assistants.
>>1321757
shhh....
>>1322539
Nah, hollywood just happens to have a surplus of flamboyant actors that can't be used many other places (other than the gay friend on some shitty sitcom) so they wedge a lot of them into political shows because people assume most male assistants are gay, like you
>>1322542
lel, i didn't say what i thought, fungi
This election isn't over yet
>>1322218
He almost looks like Mac from Always Sunny when he's wearing black face for the Lethal Weapon episodes.
>>1312871
Democrats have hated gays just as much until they realized recently that they could bend over for some more votes.
>>1323011
What's your point? Gays should side with the people who still work against them instead of those who have come around? That's nonsense.
>>1318866
Rand has worked on his McDonald's manners since then.
