the hottest gif ive ever seen
I hope you're enjoying your first day on the internet.
99% sure this is simbawasalion on tumblr
That looks disgusting and misformed, especially with his almost anorexic looking body.. Makes my dick crawl back.
im a skinnyfag myself so would still bottom
Too bad there isn't a good threat to put this in.
>>1295406
My god, feed me, although that'd probably break my jaw
>>1295429
>simbawasalion
fuck i never knew this guy had a tumblr. i've cum to the 3 vids of him a ton of times. his blog is deleted now tho. any more info on him?
>>1295429
>>1295457
shit this is all i could find. his tumblr was simba-wasa-lion and his xtube was auburn222 but they've both been deleted.
i know there's at least 3 videos of him out there that i thought were a random camboy.
im gonna find all i can and maybe make a zip file or something
>>1295406
this dudowski's problem is that he eats with his dick instead of his mouth, apparently.
this is one skinny dude with a big, ugly dick; nothing sexy here at all.
so...what auto-immune disorder is this guy dying from?
>>1295457
http://sandboytx.tumblr.com/tagged/Simba_the_Hung
hunnydewboy.tumblr.com
he's got an ego the size of a blimp but i guess thats what happens when you get a horde of slavering homos followin you around everywhere
Thanks Mr skeltal
>>1295545
nice lil archive
>>1295617
im 99% sure thats a fake. i scrolled through the whole thing and it looks to be recycled pics except one vid i hadnt seen anywhere else plus multiple kik usernames so i wanna believe but i dont think thats actually big dick twink boy
im collecting everything i find for a zip file tho
>>1295545
mmm these were hot, that is one massive d
welp thats all i got for now. lots of pics but couldnt find more vids
i lied, one more
Thank you Mr. Skeletal
>>1295724
gtfo tumblr/imgur fag
>>1295724
s l e e p
t i g h t
p u p p e r
>>1295406
What is wrong with his body?. He's so skinny. Ew.
>>1295847
Someone please feed him
>>1296130
i'd feed him this dick. thats for sure
>>1296130
So I'm guessing his penis is what makes him look so skinny
>>1295406
How come the skinniest guys have the biggest dicks? It's hot and all but it seems odd, almost every monster dick I see is attached to a skinny person. Maybe it has something with evolution and natural selection, and since skinny guys aren't big and strong they attracted mates with their big and strong dicks.
>>1296146
Do want uff
>>1296148
thats not true tho. its just more noticeable when skinny guys have bigger dicks.
its the same way with black guys and big dicks. they dont all have big dicks but its def more noticeable when they do. big dicks are indiscriminate to body size
>>1296148
probably because skinny guys dont feel the need to compensate by body building
>>1296163
keep telling yourself that big guy
>>1296154
Nah, go look at the /soc/ skinny guy thread, half the dicks are over 7 inches, all the proof you need
He's got big hanging balls, too, a wonderful combination with that python.
>>1296176
>implying i haven't personally seen dozens of skinny dudes fully erect and none ever had over 6 inches
>>1296180
>tfw u this jelly
>>1296180
not all skinny guys are hung but they def have on avg larger cocks than all the fit and fat guys ive seen, just like blacks have larger cocks on avg and those from some of the south american countries.
>>1295406
if this is the hottest gif you've ever seen you need to watch more porn
>>1295406
Fun to look at. Anything else is a chore. Heaven forbid you are a bottom.
>>1296236
fun to look at, fun to play with while cuddling, fun to suck on, fun to watch flop around while you fuck him
tfw no huge dick twink to fuck
>>1296242
>fun to look at, fun to play with while cuddling, fun to suck on, fun to watch flop around while you fuck him
Annd now I'm horny af
>>1296295
me also friend
>>1295406
Dat dick tho. What a monster.
>>1296242
bottom?
>>1296242
Ikr. Nothing hotter than a hung bottom. I wonder if this guy does, according to his tumblr he's BI, assuming that's actually him running it.
<iframe class='imgur-album' width='100%' height='550' frameborder='0' src='http://imgur.com/a/nzd77/embed'></iframe>
>>1296388
You're an idiot for so many reasons. Nobody cares, stop trying to "expose", scumbag.
>>1296392
>im starting to think it actually might be him because he said he's selling custom videos so you cant fake that but i havent seen any proof of the vids and i sure aint buying one
Probably not him but some 58 year old guy in China who will run off with your payment info the second you give it to them.
>>1296394
yeah thats what im figuring. gotta find out where the one vid on there came from tho
I think this might be his Tumblr
http://bigger-boys-xxx.tumblr.com/
>>1296148
Think about evolution works : the male needs to be able to reproduce, and if he has no mean to do so, he will not pass on his genes.
Males with normal to high muscles can mate whatever their dick size is, because they can easily protect a female or rape her. However, skinny males can't physically compete with stronger males by sheer force and can only rape the weaker women (so even if they reproduce, the offspring won't get physically stronger). Science has shown arousal in females is correlated with seeing big dicks, so having a big dick is one of the only way for skinny males to attract a female and reproduce. The big dick genes will then be passed to his offspring, favoring big dicks in skinny males over time.
This is also why ugly men often have big dicks : they could only have access to mating thanks to their dick size.
>>1296432
You basically just said exactly what he did in a lot more words.
>>1296432
You are literally retarded sir
>>1296148
Because the dick is literally sucking the life out of those guys. Hence why a lot of big dicks are on skinny dudes.
>>1295430
>That looks disgusting and misformed, especially with his almost anorexic looking body.. Makes my dick crawl back.
I'm guessing Marfan's Syndrome.
https://strawpoll.me/6561268
Hit me with that wet duck daddy
>>1296983
God I love big crooked curved dicks like that.I had a black lover with one that curved hard to the let and sharply downward too.
There was almost no way to comfortably take it ,it always hurt me............Hurt me really good.
>>1297037
that is disturbing
are there any vids of the main post guy
?
>>1297046
as are all homosexual fantasies
>>1295723
Unf. Feed me.
>>1295721
>quercusone
>boy
ayy
SAUCE ON THIS?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/1167fec66c04425b17e394a21c2f5f55/tumblr_o03lelGN3L1sm2v46o1_540.gif
>>1297196
Bad photoshop
>>1297197
How can it be photoshop if it's in motion?
>>1297295
Because you can photoshop things in motion. Hence movies.
>>1297303
Then that's After Effects, not Photoshop.
>>1297336
It's still fake and gay
>>1295406
why do tall ugly and skinny guys always have big cocks?
>>1297336
You knew what he meant, being pedantic is obnoxious.
>>1295724
thanks mister skeltal
>>1297364
>always
Not really
>>1297395
hot, sauce plox?
>>1295724
thank mr skeltal
>>1295724
bones and calcium
hard dicks and sperm
do want
thank mr skeltal
>>1297365
Being inaccurate and finding excuses for it is even more obnoxious.
>>1297755
Imagine sitting next to someone and that pokes out of their shorts?? I would have a very hard time not sucking it right away.
>>1295724
thank mr skeltal
>>1297876
Ikr, do want.
>>1297876
>>1295409
This
>>1299149
do me
>>1299150
>>1299152
2fuckable
>>1299158
>>1297196
http://alakazam1988.tumblr.com/post/137649274656/alakazam1988-watch-it-grow-day-by-day
check out his other morphed gifs too
>>1297507
read the filename ffs
>>1299336
Why?
>>1299632
Because camwhores gotta whore. It's what they do. They don't know how not to. Even though there are rules against it and everyone but the most desperate of faggots responds with negativity, they cannot ignore their pathetic programming - that insatiable need - to post their disgusting self-images.
>>1295724
thank mr skeltal
>>1295406
What the fuck is wrong with his dick
>>1303917
its long with a downward bend
>>1303917
did you mean body? niggas a fucking holocaust
>>1295724
thanks Mr. Skeltal
>>1295406
That's pretty fucking gross and looks like it should be featured on efukt.
>>1305416
you jelly?
>>1295406
ITT: Holocaust porn
>>1305677
not really looks like fucking slenderman
>>1295724
thank mr skeltal
>>1296242
sauce pls?
>>1296983
mmm who is this love?
>>1295724
>"...see this jpeg..."
>photo is a png
>>1305683
There's a reason they look like that. At least 2 or 3 inches of that cock would be on the inside of a normal guy with a regular proportions. My tongue would look long too if my lower jaw was missing.
>>1306019
LMAO
sure buddy. justify it however you want. you think the average guy has 3 inches of fat on his waist? what kind of fat fuck are you?
>>1306135
>what kind of fat fuck are you?
the only kind there is: the bad one
kek
>>1296417
I think I know the bottom in this. Hes from San Diego, do you have any more or a source?
>>1306359
sauce?
threads not dead yet
>>1307011
Why does it stick out of his abdomen like that penis extensive surgery? Lol I'm kind of in denial because it's hung but something is fishy...
>>1309307
it is an 'n' curve or downcurve penis.
will go right down your throat if you're on your knees.
>>1295724
thank mr skeltal
>>1295724
Thank you Mr. Skeletal
>>1296176
Um, maybe that's because people with big dicks are more likely to post their dicks online? lol
>using /soc/ as your "prove"
>>1311857
wtf
>tumblr
>thread
>>1311857
if you're asking for sauce on the dude in the helmet with the dildo it was already answered on a different thread, maybe one of the sauce threads. look there. they gave a link to the video if i remember correctly.
>>1295724
thank Mr skeltal
>>1295724
thank mr skeletal
>>1295847
He's just skinny... You do know there's three different types of bodies right?
Some people are naturally that skinny..
>>1313332
You have to remember where you are. The average bodyweight here is probably above 200+ lbs.
>>1313335
id say its more like 200lbs or under 120lbs. either extreme is likely here
>>1306019
Fat isnt normal dude. 3 inches is way too much.
Soo...is there still a way to get big while losing weight?
Thread derailed
nice looking just a little too curved
>>1314432
>too curved
No I guess u was wrong its hot either way
I**
man I wish I could play with that big thing for u
>>1295724
thank mr skeltal
>>1311854
shut up anon. stop making sense. let him believe.
Don't crush my wet dream!
>>1314787
Its literally the same size as his forearm
