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What is your perfect male body type?
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>muscular but not like gym fag more like athletefag
>not shaved;fur is short
>>1292750
big gun means small dick,
you know that right?
>>1292758
Is it awful that I don't find him attractive simply because his abs aren't perfectly symmetrical?
Body goals.
>>1292758
That's not an athletic body... That's a bodybuilder.
>>1292800
>bodybuilders aren't athletic
>>1292819
He (you?) specifically said
>muscular but not like gym fag more like athletefag
The body in that post is hot, but it's not a body born from anywhere but the gym.
perfection.gif
PROVE ME WRONG
>>1292859
It must be awful to have giant hands and a small dick
>>1292858
Holy shit
Who is this god?
This is perfection.
>>1292924
omg yes. PERFECTION...
Dat eyes <3
Erik Korngold is so sexy and manly
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/what-happend-to-the-2-men-548900?utm_source=Break_Related
That was one of my first porn videos I watched. I fall in love with these men immediately.
I wanna know the name of that top dude. He's amazing
Absolute perfection for me.
>>1292880
if you're bi you can think of it as rubbing a big clit
build, but not so much
>>1292732
>try to post pic
>tfw banned for posting a one sentence tongue and cheek joke on the deadest board on 4chan
Good lord this place is awful. Ugly selfies all over? Sure. Jokes? Fuck that.
>>1293164
this tbqhfam
>>1293183
cheers to this man being fit and happy, but that's a hilariously small head on that body. It's like a huge photo with a hole above the neck that that guy stuck his face through and grinned while someone took a picture
otters man
>>1293164
ugh still banned how long dis shit last tho
>>1293159
>ywn throw pies at paddy o Brian
Why live
>>1293333
Lost, also checked.
I want some nasty lol
>>1292798
No, it bugs me too
>>1294396
sauce?
This thread is pretty solid evidence that this board has been overrun by old dudes past the point of no return.
>>1293159
paddy's amazing
first time i saw him bottom had to trawl grindr trying to find someone who reminded me of him
want to squeeze his neck while i'm porking him and give him a monster oxygen deprivation orgasm, have him explode huge loads all over my chest and belly while my dick's still pistoning into him
'paddy' issues, lol
total tough guy masculine bottom irish pretty boys, damn
colin farrell's a close second
<33333333333333333333333
>>1294622
How do you reach that illogical,
uninformed, and distorted conclusion,
anon?
>>1292796
Who cares about dick size?
Oh wait, are you a size queen bottom bitch? lol
>>1295182
made me want to vom
This brazilian student is perfect : cute face and handsome body.
>>1295185
Stop liking what i don't like.
skinny long and muscular with hairy legs and a big thick uncut cock
Thanks for posting you pic, I jerk off to it every night
>>1295484
what pic?
>>1295181
Your defensiveness is a pretty good start.
>>1295181
all of these posts are very Yahoo Groups (2003)
>>1295458
>>1295464
>muscular
sure
>>1292924
That's pretty good.
>>1295681
moar, source, who is what, give me something. ANYTHING.
>>1295681
please more pleaseeee
>>1295464
he looks like he just got out of a concentration camp. nothx
what's with all the ugly uncut cocks? too bad. some hot men there otherwise. ewww
>>1292858
this is perfection! not bodybuilder fag, not gym muscular fag, not skinny athlete fag!
THIS IS PERFECTION!
>>1295859
>.gif
>not really a gif
You're a naughty boy anon.
>>1292732
loved this guy from open house, whats his name?
>>1295864
Nailed it.
Especially if he was like 5'8" hnnng
>>1295864
Francesc Gascó !!! Spanish Men's Health model
I have it on my Facebook
>>1295952
Wow he went from a 6 to an 8~9
>>1293383
gonna need this video
>>1295367
The thirst is real.
mfw the thirst is real
That buldge! Id let him fuck me all night ;)
>>1296828
>buldge
this guys has a great body
>>1296836
WHO THE FUCKK IS THIS
>>1296855
he goes by Tim K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKb07mtE-Q
>>1296870
I didn't mind so much, he seemed very sweet in the video
>>1295895
You have great taste. I love Luc.
Nobody loves slim twinks ;-;
>>1298442
i do :c
>>1292796
Silly belief.
>>1292798
Not awful, just too damn hard to please. Single much?
>>1295180
Ditto x2
It's this guy...from several years ago. He said his name was Dennis... <3
So nobody really likes Twinks anymore, do they?
>>1298608
I feel like I should be really attracted to this guy because he's empirically hot, but his face reminds me of a terrible, terrible roommate that I used to have and that's a big turn-off :(
>>1295355
Up until a short time ago, I would have said that my ideal body was one that had a penis attached to it (yes, I'm that slutty) but then I had sex with a man with a very furry torso, big fat nipples and a big fat cock with a huge head on it. I went a little bit crazy when he put that cock up my ass. I made so much noise the neighbors called and left a message asking if I was OK.
>>1299854
That is a horrible shop.
>>1299911
>Up until
whats the point of this shit story
>>1298785
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
My kingdom for more porn of him. Any. More. Porn. Of. Him.
>>1300008
someone had their bitchflakes for breakfast didnt they
Abram Hoffer from BSB basically has my ideal 10/10 body. Perfect in every way.
>>1300046
Second this
Such one + nice face
>>1300642
Ikr, too perfect.
>>1292732
>ITT plain whities
>90% of the pics posted are guys who work out and/or athletic
>yet the guys posting are obese fatasses
Lmao talk about overreaching.
>>1301022
Go away Phill, no one likes fez here
>>1301950
How do you know? Having been to /soc/ and other selfie-posting boards, I can see a large percentage of the 4channer userbase is not your stereotypical basement dwelller.
>>1301970
>using /soc/ as a good measure for the rest of the boards
No. Most of /soc/'s users have admitted to being /b/tards and/or from reddit or tumblr if you have ever read any of the survey threads asking what they browse. If you step outside the popular boards and step into /lgbt/ for example, then shit changes drastically. They constantly post selfies in some generals. The occasional faggot who does a rate me thread here is hardly ever been fit, like the one that popped up yesterday.
>>1300213
Yeah, pretty much this for me as well
>>1301950
I'm not obese
>>1293114
My favorite in this whole thread. That slightly above-average body type gets me.
This.
>>1304489
This. So delicious.
Chris Hemsworth is my 10/10
>>1304499
fuuuck m8
>>1298274
He looks like an Ostrich
>>1305903
>>1296836
>That glance at the camera then back up
Hnnngggg
