Pretty disappointing that I can't seem to find anyone to fuck tonight. Either they're too fat (and I have a pretty wide [heh] threshhold, which even allows for slight tittage) or they're too pushy ("If you want to hook up you'll have to reply faster than that" No fuck you, cunt) or they send me pics of their assholes, which is an instant turn-off because pretty much no one has porn-level starfish, or their dick is ugly.
That's not even a particularly high bar. WTF.
Sigh. I feel like crying. Commiserate with me about my night of not-fucking by sharing actually attractive dicks and assholes.
>>1291041
Less dick, more body/muscle shots.
>>1291034
It's a hard life being a gay man with standards, I feel you anon, if I were near ya I try to help you with your problem ;) but odds are I'm not
>>1291045
I'm in Cape Town. There is 0.001% chance you'll be able to help me out.
>>1291043
Let's just see where it goes.
>>1291054
>that string of slimy pre-cum
>>1291097
One of my favourites. From 4chan of all places.
>>1291055
is there more of this guy?
>>1291099
OMG! More?
