Post your hottest experiences or hookups
>>1280328
I don't have any pics but about a year ago I hooked up with some guy who turns out was my teachers gay brother. I sucked him off then he rimmed me and fucked me in a hotel room. Best grindr hookup I've had .
>be me
>make grindr
>before i can even post a pic i get a message
>mfw dick pic
>6/10 cock
>never answeres my messages
>make a grindr account
>put only interested in white guys in about me
>a million butthurt responses about #blacklivesmatter calling me ray ciss
>delete the app
>never come back
Why do people do this?
Rather recently
>Get on grindr, horny as fuck
>See person also online, 300 goddamn feet away
>freaking out, send message
>we chat for a little bit, cutest person i've seen on grindr in a while
>fantastic dick, thick and long
>quickly prepare, walk all of 30 seconds to his house, turns out my neighbor is an attractive single gay man
>we fuck vigorously for half an hour, finish, I go home
>we fuck again the next day
>day after is christmas eve, cant do anything next couple days
and here I am now
>>1282942
LET'S TALK ABOUT RACE ON /HM/ SOME MORE, Y'ALL
>make grindr acct
>fat gay nigger with a small dick contacts me
>tell him I'm not interested
>I'm dumb enough to have my twitter on the account
>he tweets my name and says I have an STD
>a muscular black dude with a big dick contacts me
>he's in the marines
>trade papers of recent STD tests, proof of clean
>suck his dick and he nuts in my mouth
It was good
>>1280328
Pic is hot as hell, you have more/a name?
>>1283085
His name is Scott and he was hot as hell. Too bad Grindr is filled with weirdos so I deleted my account
I should've saved more pics
>>1282948
Looks like you have a convenient and fun new year lined up. Similar thing just happened here.
>I don't have many casual flings, guys on there are usually too sketchy or unattractive or something, get cold feet most times I try to hook up.
>I message new dude, in his 30's I think, trade pics, he has a goddamn nice looking dick, big, but doable. Like ten messages later I'm on may way to his house.
>It always feels somewhat surreal and sleazy going out to suck a stranger's dick, turns me on further, I like feeling like a slut sometimes.
>He only lives two miles away. I make it there lickity split. Find his house and he opens the door as I walk up.
>Decent looking fella, in good shape, silly goatee, but real attractive otherwise. Comically professional exchange as we make it to the living room and I get on my knees.
>Feel that cock under his briefs and I can feel how big it is and I'm shaking with anticipation. Pull the briefs down slowly at eye level, watch that spring out. This is a fucking good looking dick, perfect size and shape too. I ease up real close to it, just looking at it, smelling it.
>Continue with the sexiest blowjob I've ever given on my knees in his living room while shitty dance music played. Laughed inwardly when I realized I was bobbing with the beat.
>He's being just the right amount of rough with me, light face fucking and I'm drooling and gagging and loving it.
>Asks me if I want it in the mouth. Fuck yes, I do. Cum for me.
>The first time I've ever had a guy cum in my mouth, it was more than I expected, felt like my mouth was filled with it, and it was potent, I couldn't hold it all in and swallow, I let it dribble out onto the carpet and my lap and swallowed what I could.
>He gets me a paper towel and glass of water. Chat a bit while I clean myself up and dressed. Agree to do this again.
>I want to see a lot more of his dick.
> Meet a guy online, Decide on a movie
> Guy was an intimidating closet marine type
> Theater was mostly empty so decided to make a move on him
> Hand brushes his knee. Hand moves to his crotch.
> See his eyes bulge out of the corner of my eye.
> He doesn't stop me.
> Pull open his zipper and undoes his pants
> reach inside pants and jerk him off
> cums inside his pants and onto my hand
> Movie was Peter Pan remake from the early 2000's, not sure why I remember that
I'm a fairly muscular dude (I'm on roids atm...) and a anal virgin... if I want to find a similar dude to fuck me is grindr the right way to go?
>>1284343
Best thing is to make a fuckbud you trust and then have them devirginize you. But a simple hookup can work out too if you just want to get it over with.
Grindr's good for finding muscular guys if you use their profile filters, but you may need to try other apps (Scruff) or websites (BigMuscle.com, RealJock.com, dudesnude) if you're picky and really want to find a hot guy.
Good luck mate
>>1284426
thanks for all the tips. realjock seems a really good place!
>>1284474
No problem, I'm a muscle jock and I'd be happy to fuck you if you were in the DC area but this is the least I can do ;P
>on grindr, bored as fuck and not sure why I'm even bothering
>some guy messages me, empty profile with a name like suckunow or something
>fuck it why not?
>talk to him for a bit, turns out he's REALLY hot
>muscular dudebro type guy, cute as fuck and just the right amount of hairy
>he's a bottom
>invite him over immediately
>he's even hotter in person
>starts sucking my dick, is really good at it and pauses every now and then to ask me what I like and where I'm sensitive and shit
>rubs his beard against my shaft, feels fucking amazing
>only guy I've ever met that's been able to swallow my whole dick and press his nose against my crotch
>asks me if I want to fuck him
>HOLY SHIT YES
>he lubes up and sits on my cock
>ass feels amazing
>even better when he starts rocking back and forth and breathing all heavy
>get an idea, ask him to flip over on his stomach
>lay over him and slide my cock back into his ass, gets in way deeper this time
>he moans out loud and grips the sheets
>starts pulling me in with his legs and moaning while I fuck him
>we go at it like this until we're both dripping sweat and my hips are killing me
>pull out, cuddle up next to him and talk about stuff for a while before he heads out
I really need to text him again.
>be closeted teenager desperate for sex in a small town
>go on grindr (claiming I'm 18, ofc)
>get lots of bites, nobody near my own age, just thirsty older dudes
>fuck it, I've already sucked a couple dicks at this point, so obviously I must be mature enough to screw around with an older guy, amirite?
>but actually, I just really wanted to get my cherry popped
>pick the best-looking of them, built guy in his mid 30s
>I agree to meet him at his apartment (yes, I really was that dumb)
>it turns out to be one of the guys who works for my dad (general contractor)
>I'd never actually spoken with him before, but he definitely recognizes me
>oh fuck oh fuck, I'm so fucking busted
>but instead of calling me out, he lets me inside and starts nervously chatting me up
>oh shit, this is still happening
>doesn't take long before we're feeling each other up
>he keeps making comments that I'm "way too young for this" and mentioning that my dad would kill him if he ever found out
>but that didn't keep him from pulling all my clothes off and fingering me while I gave him head
>he did almost chicken out when it came down to actually fucking me though, he got real hesistant when he found out it was my first time
>I had to practically beg him for it before he finally put it in
>which I of course immediately had second thoughts about
>turns out fingering myself in the shower hadn't gotten me as prepared for a real dick as I'd hoped
>thankfully he took it pretty easy on me though, and didn't last too long
>I didn't even realize he was cumming in me until he was already done, which kinda freaked me out cause I'd assumed he was gonna pull out
>even then, he kept his dick in my ass and jerked me off until I came too
>guilt seemed to hit him pretty hard once our endorphins wore off
>he was super worried about whether he'd hurt me, got me cleaned up, apologized for cumming in me, etc
It was an okay experience, overall. I kinda regret losing my cherry like that, though.
>>1284515
Better than my first time if you ask me
>chatting up thirsty old dude, still hasn't quite sunk in yet that I can actually meet and fuck this guy if I want to
>he asks me for my address, just kind of dumbfounded for a moment before I give it to him
>he shows up, walks through the front door and immediately starts sucking my dick (he requested that I be naked when he arrived and I figured it might be a little easier to get started if I was)
>drops his pants and gets me to suck his dick for a while
>we trade blowjobs for a bit
>suddenly another young guy shows up, apparently the older guy invited him to my place because we were both talking to him at the same time and he wanted to fuck us both
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.png
>young guy is kinda hot, doesn't seem all too into me and vice versa
>makes it pretty clear this feels super fucking awkward to him
>basically just turns into me and the younger guy making out while the old guy lubes up
>old guy tries to get me to finger young guy, no interest from either of us
>old guy fucks the young guy for like 5 minutes then pulls out and starts trying to lube up my ass
>it's not opening up at all, I don't really want to bottom and the harder he tries to force it the less comfortable it gets
>try to tell him I'm not really prepped to bottom and I don't think it's a good idea
>he sticks his dick in anyway, it's so fucking tight he can barely get it in at all
>hurts a bit, try to relax and just let it happen and be over with, tell myself I'll probably end up enjoying it and if I don't then I'll know for certain next time
cont.
>>1284524
>old guy pulls out and tells young guy to fuck me
>neither of us are too keen on the idea, but we go ahead and do it anyway just because it would be even more awkward to refuse
>half-hearted assfucking commences, hurts a little bit and doesn't feel good at all
>old guy keeps making weird porny comments in his weird whispery voice, this is really creeping out the other guy
>young guy eventually loses his boner and pulls out, covered in shit because that's what fucking happens when you ignore the phrase "I didn't prep"
>goes to clean off in the bathroom, meanwhile old guy lays on top of me and starts jerking off while making me kiss him
>adjust my legs because this is kind of uncomfortable
>"you're trying to get your dick closer to my ass aren't you ;)))"
>umm no, but if it'll get you to fuck off then sure
>he lubes up his ass and tells me to fuck him
>rub my head against his ass, he immediately starts going "OH FUCK YOU'RE TOO BIG GO SLOW GO SLOW! EASY!"
>tell him to just take it at his own pace
>he says I'm fine, just go slow
>very slowly slide my dick into his ass, we're talking micrometers per minute here
>gets all the way in, he moans super load and says "OH FUCK YEAH FUCK MY ASS"
>figure this means he wants me to start thrusting, so I gently begin to move my hips
>immediately freaks out and tells me to go slow
>after about a minute of sitting there in his ass, he finally lets me start moving around
cont.
>>1284525
>thrust three times
>he cums and tells me to pull out
>this whole time the younger guy was standing awkwardly in the hall, probably wishing he hadn't left his clothes on the other side of the bed so he could just grab them and leave
>old guy finally gets up and cleans off, then starts get ready to leave
>younger guy is almost immediately dressed and ready to run as soon as it becomes socially acceptable to begin preparing
>old guy thanks me for hosting and tells me that I was a great christmas present, then says something about how he wouldn't mind if me and the younger guy kept at it after he left
>younger guy and I look at each other like "is this bitch for real?" before the younger guy says something like "No I've got to be at work in an hour."
>they finally leave
>left with a huge pile of laundry, a sore and apparently bleeding ass and a nasty taste in the back of my throat from all the kissing
and that was about when I realized that just because a guy looks hot doesn't mean he's a good fuck.
>>1284526
awkward
I've got three not very hot stories from the last few days
>Be last Wednesday
>hot looking 21 year old messages me
>exchange basic pleasantries
>turns out it's 10pm and he's already in bed
>horny chat to him for a while figuring he's not up for a meet
>By midnight he's inviting me over and wants me to tie him up
>he doesn't have rope
>I go looking for rope
>suddenly my other head starts thinking "what the fuck am I doing? Who invites a stranger to their home to tie them up in the middle of the night?"
>get cold feet
>tell him we should meet in a neutral place first and blah blah
>he agrees but his attitude change is obvious
>meet up doesn't happen
>messaged him briefly a couple of times since
>hasn't blocked me but is being kinda cold with me now
confused.jpg
>>1284543
2/3
>Be Christmas Eve
>21 year old closet case messages me
>up for fun?
>sends photos
>6/10 face 8/10 dick
>"Can meet now 100% genuine" says he
>figure why not, say "nice dick, want it sucked?"
>he says "yeah, got a cock pic, want yours sucked?"
>send him a pic of my dick
>"Wow you want a bj now?" is his fine retort
>"sounds good" says I
>"Where are you, can you accomm?" says he
>send my location to him
>No further response
>"cumming" I prompt
>cue tumble weed blowing in the wind
>>1284545
LOL tale as old as time.... cock pick and flake. Its like netflix and chill only less sex.
>>1284545
3/3
>Be Christmas night
>25 year old no pic contacts me
>Wish him a merry whotsit anyway, it being the festive season and all
>sends a face pic
>6/10 face
>"interested?" he asks
>"your in my undecided category" says I
>sends a body/dick pic
>9/10 body/dick
>holy fuck do want
>he wants me to tie him up and fuck him
>holy shit another one
>ask him if he's looking for a meet tonight or just a prelude to something later
>"Hmm well it is Xmas night, maybe another time"
>trail goes cold
>put him in my favorites
>Couple of days go by
>he's 3000 miles away
>message him "are you coming back? I'm looking forward to tying you up" or words to that effect
>blocked
>>1284552
So I'm not the only one with the flake problem. I thought it was me this whole time
>>1284554
haha I'm guessing it's fairly common.
Still I wonder if there is some seduction school I could attend to help improve my technique. It currently stands at a festive three for three.
>>1284555
My guess is they are straight out frauds and they off on being seductive but have nothing to deliver so they block and move on.
>>1284557
yeah I have my suspicions about pic related who messaged me yesterday with a completely blank profile. At least he was up front about what he was looking for though, rather than pretending to be all keen for a meet.
On the other hand maybe these flakey guys are just nervous. The dick is willing but the mind is weak sorta thing
>>1284561
>>1284515
was he a hot daddy at least? I imagined Cheyenne Jackson as I read your story desu
>>1284557
>My guess is they are straight out frauds and they off on being seductive but have nothing to deliver so they block and move on.
I was kinda like that for a while.
I never messaged anyone unless they talked to me first, then I would respond and just follow along with their chosen conversation topic until they lost interest or asked to meet up, in which case I would explain that I'm not currently capable of meeting up with anyone and just wanted to talk.
I know it sounds strange, but I like to use Grindr for conversation, and just because I'm willing to send you a picture of my dick doesn't mean I want to meet up for sex, it just means I enjoy talking about sex.
I must've really lucked out, cause I seem to be the only guy who actually had a good experience losing his virginity through an online hookup (CL, not grindr, but same idea)
>be 18yo college freshman
>just starting to admit to myself that I might be into guys, though still kinda in denial about it and telling myself that I still "prefer" girls
>finally screw up the courage to find a guy to experiment with
>got in contact with a post-grad from my school, hot closeted guy in his late 20s
>couple weeks of flirting before I finally agree to meet up
>go over to his place with the agreement that I'm "just" gonna be letting him suck my dick, and that I don't have to touch his dick or do anything to help him get off
>super fucking nervous when I get there, but he spends an hour just hanging out with me and getting me comfortable before we started getting into each other's pants
>he gives great head, better than any girl I'd been with
>and of course despite my plan to not go "too far", once I've actually got his dick in front of me I can't keep my hands and mouth off it
>he's really good at pushing my buttons
>gets me incredibly worked up and keeps me right at the edge of cumming for almost an hour
>I end up in his lap frotting and making out with him, both of us slick with lube
>next thing I know he's hot dogging my ass cheeks
>his dick feels fucking amazing pressing against my hole, I keep begging him to go further
>he works his dick in and out of me so gently that it doesn't quite register that I'm getting fucked... until he finally pauses and asks if I want him to put on a condom
>and this point I'm too horny to stop for anything, and tell him to keep going
>finally start to feel a bit of discomfort when he picks up the pace, but still feels really good
>end up having my first ever prostate orgasm
>by the time I come down from it, I realize he's already blown his load in me, too
>feel really guilty about the whole thing afterwards
>go back for more a week later, though
>>1280328
>download grindr
>open it and try it out for 20 min
>24 hours later
>100+ messages
>check the ones with qt pics
>this goes on for 2 weeks
>I know realize i got 500+ messages
What an autoestime boost, I really needed it.
>>1284562
I think you might be talking to Joe Biden
>>1284572
That was my experience as well. I thought I was unattractive and had a small dick. After about the fourth guy who commented on how massive my dick was and how shocked they were that a hot guy like me would talk to someone like them, I started to suspect otherwise.
>>1284526
oh my god, my first time was as awkward as yours (I was 18)
>guy turns out to be obese
>so obese he doesn't have balls
>insists on fucking me
>I tell him I don't really want to and I'm not prepared
>he tells me it's ok, he'll be gentle, he knows how to do it because he fucks a 16yo regularly
>whatthefuck.psd
>we suck each other
>starts insisting again
>I agree
>we go on his bed
>awkward as fuck situation
>tries to stick his cock in without lube
>he wasn't wearing a condom
>i moan from pain
>finally grabs lube and uses it
>better but my asshole was not prepared for his fat dick
>this goes on for like twenty minutes or more
>i feel like crying
>finally cums on my back
>tells me not to move
>I'm there on all four
>takes a tissue and cleans his dick
>cleans my ass
>his phone rings
>thankyougod
>I get up
>can't walk at first
>i can see the tissues are a little bit brown
>killme
>get dressed and go to the living room
>he walks around the house with his erect dick and flaccid belly shouting on the phone
>hangs on
>wait anon are you leaving already?? do you want me to get you a pizza?
>no thank you I have to go, it's late
>grabbed my bike and ran away
>felt like shit because I lost my virginity with a disgusting almost thirty years old guy
a cute guy to cheer us up
>>1284569
>but I like to use Grindr for conversation
Not the guy you were replying to, but that's fine and all. Grindr even has "Chat" as one of the "What I'm looking for" options.
I think it gets awkward when people are not up front about it or mislead someone into thinking they're gonna meet when they have no intention of doing so. But whatever, it's all part of life's rich tapestry
guys pls help me
this extremely cute 24 years old messaged me and wants me to fuck him without a condom. I don't know what to do because I always wore a condom but goddamn he is so fucking cute and has a nice butt. what should I do ;__;
>>1284565
he actually was, lol. I didn't realize until I'd hooked up with him a few times, but he actually had a couple kids, by two different women. Can't say I'm too surprised, considered how bad he was at pulling out. He didn't really have the daddy "look" going though, he looked quite a bit younger than he really was--I originally thought he was still in his 20s, up until I found out about his kids.
>>1284594
holy shit
>21 year old twink
>looking for other same aged twink for sexy times
>only people in my area are either over 40 or "looking for older guys"
I don't know why I even load up the app anymore
I just wanna get fucked. How slurry should I make my grindr account?
How good is black dick? All I get are messages from black dudes on my account, lol
>>1284616
I've only had one but it was the juiciest cock I've ever had, so nice to suck.
Hasn't been long enough for a reliable HIV test though yet so I'm shitting myself more than usual cause you know.. Black.
>>1284618
kek
> be me, a married guy
> make a quick account, claiming I want my first guy on guy experience
> find someone who wants to suck off a married guy
> go to his place and get blown
> repeat every few months
> I'm a horrible person
>>1284615
well I've seen accounts where their profile name is "fuck me now" but I can't say they are particularly appealing to me personally.
You won't be able to use an explicit photo as your profile pic so make sure you have some naughty ones ready to send to people if they show interest
>>1284515
Hot story knowing that he bred you even though you didn't really want to be bred
>>1284699
If he didn't want to be bred, he would've made the guy put on a condom, instead of just "assuming" he'd pull out.
I hooked up with a guy like that recently. Horny "bicurious" kid. Just like >>1284570, he made a big deal upfront about how he was a "mostly straight, strict top", just wanted his dick sucked and nothing else, etc. Then as soon as we start fooling around, he melted into a submissive puddle.
Went straight for my dick and sucked my dick like a man dying of thirst (i.e. desperate but clumsy). Spent half an hour rubbing his ass on my cock, obviously wanting me to fuck him but too nervous/embarrassed to ask for it. Kept chickening out whenever I tried to take things further, but didn't want to stop either. He finally let me sweet talk him with the ol' "just the tip" routine.
Five minutes later I was balls-deep and he was still asking for more. I asked if he wanted me to put on a condom, he just hides his face and tells me not to cum in him. I try to take it easy on him, fuck him pretty slow. He seems to enjoy it, still hiding his face but rock hard.
I warn him when I'm getting close, and he tells me again not to cum in him. But when I start pulling out, he clamps his legs around me and tells me to keep going. So I pick up the pace. Warn him again when I start cumming, he says "no" but holds me in even tighter, so I just unload in him.
He give me this whiny little "you promised you weren't gonna cum in me". But still doesn't let me pull my softened dick out until he finishes jerking off too. Once he finally cums, you can practically see the waves of guilt and embarrassment crashing over him. Scrambled out of there so fast it was like he was afraid I was suddenly gonna pounce on him and fuck him again. Sent me a couple passive aggressive texts about "taking advantage" of him. Then wanted to meet up again less than a week later. Bullshit he didn't want me to cum in him.
>>1284629
>> be me, a married guy
>> make a quick account, claiming I want my first guy on guy experience
>> find someone who wants to suck off a married guy
>> go to his place and get blown
>> repeat every few months
>> I'm a horrible person
I don't think so (I'm in the same boat and trying to convince myself to finally commit to what you've had the guts to do, so I might be biased).
this was last night and probably my best grindr experience to date
>have house to myself, never happens
>horny as fuck and trawling through grindr and messaging heaps of people
>22 year old guy with 8/10 face and 7/10 body messages me, fuck yes
>chat ensues and find out he went to the same school as me (private catholic boys school)
>this makes me even more attracted to him as the idea of fucking someone from the same catholic education as me... idk it just turned me on
>exchange pics etc hes coming to mine in a few hours
>comes over and awkward small talk happens, i plant my hand on his leg and say lets take this upstairs
>go on the bed and he jumps on me and we make out, he's a pretty average kisser
>sucks me off for 10 seconds, 6/10 head
>ask him to rim me
>he does so for 20 seconds
>he then fucks me pretty hard and knows how to fuck an asshole
>we then showered together and made out then he left
Overall very good experience made better by the fetish of the school thing. Would fuck again
>>1284588
go for it if you want HIV, one thing I've learnt from all these years is never to trust anyone from those hook up apps/sites.
>>1284783
that sounds like me whenever I get fucked. I enter paranoia mode for 6 months and get tested over 10 times just to beg for cock again whenever I'm convinced I'm neg
Just wanna get some opinions on this.
Today, some guy told me he'd pay me over $1000 for me to sleep with him. My profile picture doesn't even include a picture of my face and we hadn't even talked before. For me that was an immediate red flag. I kindly declined his offer because it seemed way too sketchy (and I'm not a prostitute even though $1000 would be nice...)
Does that happen often or was this guy up to something?
>>1284865
>private catholic boys school
>gays
this is my fetish & I also went to a school like that
>>1284938
once a guy paid me A LOT of money on cam4, when I asked him why he just told be because he wanted to
>>1284495
DC you say?
>>1284938
It happens but yeah, no real way to tell if he was a serial killer or not.
> Curious so I open a Grindr
> Get a messenger 5 min later
> Guy ask me to fuck his girl friend while he masturbates
Why would anyone seek someone up to that on a gay dating app?
>>1282942
Because they were right. But you do you, Becky
>>1285817
Sure, Jan
>>1284783
I fucked this one kid once who game me this bullshit too, didn't cum in him, only on his chest, face and sheets on purpose. Blocked and deleted him as soon as I stepped outside of his bedroom tho, not here for dumb kid drama
im a young 20 year old woman looking for fat guys to fuck my ass hole dry
>>1284783
>>1285831
I went through a phase like this when I was still super-confused about my sexuality. In my case, I'd spent most of high school getting molested and used as a cumdumpster, enjoying it, feeling guilty about enjoying it, and then overcompensating by trying to convince myself that I was actually straight. And then when that didn't work, trying to convince myself that I was at least some sorta alpha macho tough dominant top, instead of some sissy bottom faggot.
...yeah, turns out I'm a sissy bottom faggot after all. Sorry for the drama, if one of you happened to be one of the guys who I "lost my virginity to" and who I "didn't want to cum in me" before I finally came to terms with it.
>>1285832
No you're not.
