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What is your weirdest fetish?
Dirty fingernails (but only on hot guys, not in general)
>>1270425
for some reason the oddly specific sfw shit is so much weirder than the nsfw stuff.
I just really, really like humiliating fat dudes.
not really a fetish but whenever i meet someone new (or even just meet up with my friends) the first thing I do is look at their fingernails because I despise long finger nails, especially on guys
Cuntboys. I'd post a pic but I'm on my phone.
>>1270437
Does that mean what I think it means?
guys with big noses
>>1270446
Only if they have the features to balance the nose out. If they have a weak chin they'll look like a bird.
young guys with graying hair... really just gray hair in general, I just can't see myself with someone in their 40s or 50s just yet
>>1270454
You're welcome.
>>1270438
boys with vaginas
>>1270457
so, ftm?
>>1270454
A lot of guys at my company have young faces and grey hair. Most are beautiful.
giants ):
like literally 100ft giants
The idea of slowly transforming into twink over the course of several weeks... I think about it all the time...
>>1270457
I just recently started fantasizing about this. Not ftm transexuals though. I fantasize about any guy that I like having a vagina that I could smash my dick into. I know guys don't have vaginas, but I can fantasize, right?
I am so turned on by thighs that it doesn't make sense. Like, I want thighs to fuck me somehow. I want to date someone's thigh, but the person attached to it can gtfo. Super weird thoughts aside, I LOVE to dry hump a dude's thigh. Wait, is that super weird?
>>1270568
I just want to hop on top on these guys and grind my dick between their thighs. Forget the butt-hole (for now).
>>1270437
Against the hm rules. :-(
Tried starting a "men with cunts" thread on here once and it got deleted within minutes
maybe its just because its the first thing i notice about someone but I looooove nice teeth and a good smile. like I know its sounds all 'nickelodeon TV movie' but when I see a guy with a nice smile and nice teeth it makes my day better. Idk its fucking weird bc I constantly think "why I want to lick those teeth" when i see pic related. not as weird as other fetishes in this board but w/e
>>1270424
>literally went to a bar for a puppy mosh
>played with hundreds of cute pups
>waiting for my pup hood to show up
nah not that strange.
>>1270583
I also am turned on by teeth, but not "perfect" ones like in your pic related--they have to have enough 'quirks' to look normal instead of like dentures.
Im really turned on by the idea of guys with vaginas too does anyone have some ftm pictures please
I would kill for some ftm porn but I haven't been able to find any
>>1270423
Forced oral hygiene. Literally having someone completely tied, cuffed, with an open mouth gag of some sort in place. Then flossing their teeth, brushing their teeth, and rinsing their mouth out.
Diapers. I love to wear and use adult diapers.
>>1270634
I steal toothbrushes of guys I find cute (usually from the gym). Only have 3 so far. I use them to brush my teeth with before fapping
>>1270423
I have a sexual fetish for body swap fiction.
>>1270423
Catholic men who eat red meat on Fridays during lent.
>>1270645
same
and the sad thing is, there is no way to really satisfy the fetish unlike other fetishes that are simply a fixation on people or bodies
I hate that I got into this fetish
>>1270645
I forgot to mention that you posted one of my favorite captions
>>1270634
You and I would be perfect together as we would bot fill a need of the other. I hate to admit it but I regularly skip brushing my teeth just because it's annoying to do, but I need to to keep healthy teeth and gums.
Feel like coming over and forcing some oral hygiene on me?
My biggest fettish is swat type of uniforms. I would enjoy being gangbanged by a group of huge millitary guys in their uniforms
>>1270662
You and your bf could always role play in bed and pretend to have swapped bodies and act as if you are your partner in your body.
I like to take people's phones n if I can find nudes send them to my phone
>>1270666
That doesn't have a realistic sense of control and the fetish, for me, is all about control.
Also
>bf
>>1270423
I like eating a meal twice. I like to eat it, vomit it up, and eat it again and vomit it up.
>>1270423
>Dick Cheese aka Smegma
I like the look of it, the smell of it, and the taste of it. Nothing like sucking a cock clean of Smegma, and then have the guy blow a load in your mouth.
I want to be kidnapped, tied with my mouth to a gloryhole, and be used as an oral slave for public use.
>>1270634
There's a specific scene from an anime called Bakemonogatari you would greatly enjoy.
Sleepy sex, that is, creeping on guys when they're sleeping. Gets me hard everytime. Other than that, I am partial to necro. I am registered with a well-known site for gay necrophiliacs. Thinking of cancelling since many users are attention seekers.
Cum. But on a weird level. The thought of a guys genetic material and DNA inside my ass, throat, nose, it's all just too much
>>1270423
wanting to have a bf
>>1271293
Want to be my bf handsome?
>>1271074
Holy fuck, that just made me leak some pre cum. I want. to hear a man with a very sexy voice say the exact thing you wrote, fuck man.... I need to go jerk one out. That's not weird at alll that you like the thought of that/
>>1271026
I have a fetish that involved Adolf Hitler traveling to kidnap me on the Starship Enterprise, and that he and Captian Kirk take their turns with me while Picard makes me suck his cock.
My daddy to masturbate me and tell me "Good boy" while I cum.
>>1270423
I like seeing very strong or masculine men crying, not out of grief, but like from trying things that are too spicy or that just tastes horrible where their face turns all red and they start tearing up and they squint their face into odd expressions, and they start blowing and sucking with their mouth.
sort of like this but with a guy thinner and a little less jewish around the edges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9O5rc0afe0
>>1271339
i probably would by now
>>1270566
Same. Not that ftms can't be cute, but they often lack a certain masculine quality. When I fap, I just imagine a big swole dude, but instead of a dick he has a pussy. Gets my dick rock hard. I think there was a thread on barachan that had a lot of shoops for this fetish. Not sure if it's still there.
I hate having physically impossible fetishes though.
>>1270457
>boys
>Vaginas
Pick one, you delusional retard.
>>1271021
I know exactly what site youre talking about. ..
>>1270665
Same. I generally just like a lot of clothing or padding, or baggy clothes. Also masks or any kind of face covering
>>1271464
its still there on barachan and for the homos who are interested in the fetish but dont like the sight of a vag theres still nullio
Yeah, feet. Not exactly weird, a lot of people like feet and it's quite a common fetish.
>>1270446
I kind of have the same fetish actually. But I would add that as well as the general size of it, the character of it is what attracts me too. I like the prominent bump, its just so masculine. The same trait is unforgivably ruinous to a womans face however.
>>1270423
Armpits, preferably hairy. Especially when the guys wear tight shirts with short sleeves and you can just see the pit hairs poking out when he lifts his arms.
Not very strange, but it's the one "real" fetish I have.
[spoiler]vore[/spoiler]
>>1270992
Tell me you're in 715. that's hot af I have a new fetish now.
>>1271559
oh?
The one I consider weirdest that I have is being kept in chastity. Purely because of the counterintuitiveness of it. Not getting of => gets me off. (Or if you stretch it my limp dick turns me on.)
Mind control..
Rape.
Mind break
Diapers
Watersports..
Stretching my hole yo take bigger and bigger objects.
>>1270982
Its from Nisemonoagatari though
More pics???
>>1271658
not the same anon but im 715 as well
never thought I'd see another
More???
>>1271658
Damn. 361 south texasfag here.
>>1270562
The giant turned his attention to the end of the plane in his right hand. With a wicked smile he brought it closer to his cock, aligning it with the erect monster. There was hardly any question of what he was going to do next. The passengers inside tried their best to escape the giant beast as it grew closer. They could smell the scent of Mark's crotch clearly and could feel the heat radiating from it. Even those that were turned on by such a sight panicked. While it would've been very hot to get a chance to work off such a cock, none of them were excited about it being the last thing they participated in.
Mark fit his cock into the plane part easily with plenty of room to spare. He didn't like that. He pressed the plane against his pubic area, causing the metal to crumple and buckle. The plane end grew smaller and smaller, reducing the room inside and causing the passengers to be pressed tighter against eachother, the walls, and the thick, hard erection. Mark stopped when he felt the end of his cock reach the tail of the plane. It was now a perfect fit. A bit wide, but that wouldn't last long.
The giant started to glide the plane end up and down his huge cock as he jerked off. As he did so his huge, strong hand tightened around the plane, pushing the passengers and metal even closer to his cock. People were easily and quickly crushed under the tremendous power of Mark. And it only fed his hunger for sex and being a giant. He stroked faster, pressed harder, moaned louder. The whole city pretty much knew what he was doing and how he was doing it.
>>1270562
>>1272010
It hardly resembled part of a plane now. It was custom fit to his mighty cock and just a tube of crumpled metal and debris. It was a giant condom, a stimulator for the most erotic experience of Mark's life. It was the most erotic thing anyone had seen. It was primal and pure manliness. Every grunt and moan of the giant was permanently carved into the minds of the littles watching. The giant muscles were sweating as he thrusted more and more into the plane condom. The cool air of night relaxed him and the now shining moon gleamed its light across his enormous muscles.
The sound of Mark's cum exploding through the plane was unreal. It was like a volcano spewing out onto the airport, covering the building with giant globs of thick, smelly liquids. The smell of sweat and cum mixed into the air and filled the area with the scent of sex and power. Mark moaned loudly with each burst of his orgasm, sending wave after wave of cum flying. It pounded the airport, crushing both building and unfortunate little beneath it. When he was done, Mark dropped the cum coated plane metal to the ground and stepped back a bit.
>>1271783
Yawn. The more boring and cliche of all fetishes.
Good long floppy foreskin. Love dicks with skin that rarely get pulled back.
For the last year >>1270674 has really gotten my gears going, but never had much experience in real life.
Not things many people are into :<
Cute guys farting when I rim them.
watersports. I like hygiene, but the idea of pissing on a fit good-looking guy is an instant turn-on
>>1271985
>kik
Nope
>>1272039
Do you imagine them being embarrassed by it, chill with it, or reveling in it?
>>1270454
it's not my fetish (like it doesn't turn me on) but I also really like young guys with graying hair.
Someone controlling my mind and force me to have sex with him. He forces my mind to suck his Dick and to get fucked in the ass makes me so hard. A kind of hypnotizing me.
Writing this down gives me a boner already.
>>1270621
same, I find a handsome guy with slightly quirky teeth super hot
Tom Hardy is a good example, he'd be way less attractive to me if he had the generic movie star teeth
I'm a woman so probably the fact I can only fap to gay porn
I don't know if it's autism or what but seeing a woman in porn just makes me irritated, I can't even appreciate them aesthetically
Smart guys turn me on.
Like there was this SMART ugly mexican brown guy at school with no friends.. I instatly became his bestest friend just because he was smart and I could talk jut about anything with him, but found out he's straight later on. He showed me his hard dik once so that's something. Nothing special there tho ;)
Also I get really turned on from seduction, fantasize a lot about it
Also.. rape, violent sex and size difference.
So I recently found out that if you massage your breast tissue in the right way (even if you're a man) you can make yourself lactate. Anyone wanna help me figure out how?
>>1272163
You are a gay man stuck in a woman's body.
It is fairly common.
>>1271464
Not totally. There is a kind of hermaphrodite where they are male, but they were born with vaginas. A babies genitalia are decided within the first two weeks while they are developing and is decided by how much testosterone they get from the moms body. No testosterone in womb = female, testosterone in womb = male.
So if there is a screw up... The guy won't get testosterone, or very little the first few weeks and will develop a vagina. (The opposite can happen and a girl can grow a penis when pumped with too much testosterone.)
So mom and dad will raise little "Sarah" as a girl or little "Tommy" as a boy. None the wiser until they hit puberty and their "girl" suddenly gets broad shoulders, and muscle and is built like a quarter back. While the "boy" gets wide hips and boobs and a higher voice.
They do exist very rarely, you just have to find them.
There's a third kind of hicup that is always born female. They get NO hormones when they hit puberty. They keep a child's body type where they have no wide hips or boobs at all and are sterile.
>>1272180
I'm real smart, anon. Nice to know I can arouse some people thanks to it, at least there is a small chance I'll not die alone.
>>1270423
my fetish is for stupid but handsome guys with big cocks who just get turned on really easily and can't resist fucking me. surprisingly there are a lot of these around. it turns me on when i can manipulate them into doing pretty much anything i want by just saying something sexual. they get this confused look on their face and then their pants bulge and they start breathing heavy and they just want to fuck, no matter where we are or how public a place it is. i really like getting fucked in public places like parks or parking lots where there is a risk of getting caught.
when i first started doing this i wasn't gay and so i would just talk about sex with my straight friends and make them so horny that they would fuck the first girl they saw. made one of my friends fuck a girl in the hospital when she got her appendix out and was drugged. we went and visited her and i kept saying how hot she was and how you could probably just fuck her right there and she would love it and we left and he came back that night and fucked her. she woke up and told her mother who told the police and he got arrested for rape. i felt kind of bad but he was seriously stupid for doing it.
>>1270625
Bonusholeboys
Google it
I want to fuck a guy in a fusuit
>>1272321
Those are children you sick fuck
sissy hypno/feminization ;3
>>1270636
My nigga!
Luckily there is a diaper thread active on here atm - I won't have to bomb this one ;)
>>1271775
are you me lol
some of these (diapers, watersports) i feel like i would never actually participate in but occasionally play into my jack off fantasies
>>1272569
Well, it is interesting to meet someone with a similar subset.
I skipped some, purely because I consider them milder than the others.
Ballbusting, electro, cum denial, sounding, tentacle, are a few others. Overly long foreskin..
My guy actually has me in chastity at the moment. But I think he is too nice about it (for example, I have a key.) We are supposed to try watersports this weekend.. which should be fun. Hopefully anyway. Starting out slow, will see if we both like it, or like the concept of it.
Diapers and the things that go with it are my most.. embarassing fetish. I will probably never find someone to try that with.
A lot of them stem down to giving up control to someone else, at least, in my list. I could go into a self diagnosis rant there.
>>1270645
I like these stories too but this one is so dumb. Like, why not ruin their lives by fucking up badly somehow then switching back to your own?
Hypnosis/mind control always gets me rock hard.
My dream's to meet someone IRL who'll indulge me in some hypnosis roleplaying.
Dad/Son
Stepdad/Son
Man/Boy
Older/Younger
That kinda stuff.
>>1272180
>He showed me his hard dik once so that's something
Story please?
>>1272163
Maybe it's because almost all women in porn look like they'd rather be somewhere else? Just a guess.
Probably the most oddly specific kink I have is coercion/blackmail of attractive dudes who are stronger than me.
I want him to take my dick not because he wants to but because I have some sort of leverage on him. And despite the fact that he could easily overpower me, he doesn't because he's so scared I'm going to use my leverage. Also, he's mad. Like, steaming mad and really humiliated. But he can't do anything about it, he just has to do what I say. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pic vaguely related.
>>1270423
I get off to the idea of being someones slave, meaning that they own me in every aspect of life, but when I've tried to play out this fantasy IRL, it always deviates into them wanting to force me to consume certain bodily fluids and honestly, that's a solid pass for me.
>>1272744
>own me in every aspect of life
>that's a solid pass for me
Pick one.
>>1272743
That gif is fucking hot.
>>1272757
Here's the other one. I think it's Sebastian Keys, not sure though.
>>1272758
It is. He's a cock whore so its weird to see him act like this. Hot as fuck though.
when a boy make a dumb smile while being fucked or fingering himself
>>1271587
Yes, yes, yes! Licking an armpit (preferably hairy) is heaven for me!
>>1270423
>tfw all your fetishes are boring and cliche relative to this board
>goodorbad.jpg
I like holding hands and kissing! And having a harem of very masculine bearmode guy that'll destroy me in bed and treat me like a king or something! Watersports is nice too.
>>1272738
yeah. And even when they enjoy it, and it caters to my preferences its like... why would I want to watch another woman fucking a guy? It's like watching someone else eat a meal you want. You might feel a little vicarious satisfaction but mostly it just makes you hungry.
Whereas gay porn is like watching someone eat some crazy food from across the world that you're never going to try, but its fun to watch other people do it
>>1272797
>mfw I found that site once while I was googling for a "hot guys of history" type website
phrasing... phrasing is everything
>>1272321
MOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS
>>1272508
more?
Not sure how "weird" it is but I am turned on by girls that love to watch their boyfriend/sucking cock. I don't mean in a dominating or kekold way, but like if they have a moment threesome and he starts sucking cock and she practically cums just by watching.Basically a fag hag who is with a bi guy.
>>1272903
Mfm* not moment
>>1270457
So, a girl.
>>1271626
What kinda vore?
My fetish is seeing dudes get pied in the face. Real, gooey authentic pies with crusts. Love especially if he is shirtless, a bit shy or reluctant at first and then eventually accepts his messy humiliation.
>>1270446
Same here!
>>1272956
clown porn
poz play
>>1272743
Source for gif?
That man is delicious and beautiful.
>>1270454
google drew miller
>>1>>1270454
Riv3rd as an example?
Non-dominant women who enjoy sharing sucking privileges big cocks with their boyfriend/husband at the gloryhole.
That and fag hags who love joining bi and gay men in sucking big cock
A large dominant man (black, white, bear of any kind as long as he is huge) using me as a pillow essentially. Kinda relates to heavy petting as I am also really into handjobs and the such. I Imagine a time where I would go spend the night at said man's house and pretty much the whole time he's groping me and touching me and playing with my ass and fucking it. Gets me hard as rock when I think of being trapped and wrapped in a man.
My weirdest fetish is vore.
A cute twink boy literally swallowing men twice his size down his throat like a snake and digesting them into nothing but nutrients for his body. He'd get a huge, bulging belly from it but his belly would shrink down until its flat again after digesting as if nothing ever happened.
Plenty of loud, wet belches and farting.
Besides oral vore, I also love cock vore and anal vore just as much.
Though its hard to find guys to RP my exact vore kinks with.
>>1273999
I'm similar but different. I've got a thing for being dominated, which is why I only hook up with dudes that are bigger than me, and I always fantasize about one of them, having finished with me, forcing me down and swallowing me into their big guts.
>>1274001
Yeah I'm the opposite lol I don't care about domination or anything. I love romance, kindness, and care. But I also just love for a hungry pred to eat. Just just for sexual pleasure, but simply because he really is hungry.
And mass vore is even hotter to me. One guy swallowing down dozens or more in one sitting.
And its GOT to be a twink pred.
Don't know if it's weird ,but white briefs do it for me.
Found this recently think it might be my new thing
>>1274586
pornhub MAN FUCK A CONDOM-BALLOON
this is the sauce if your interested
>>1274560
Especially from the back.
Sometimes the material is thin enough to where you can sort of see through it.
>>1271340
I want a dudes cum flowing around my sinuses inside my head :3
>>1272816
>I like holding hands and kissing! And having a harem of very masculine bearmode guy that'll destroy me in bed and treat me like a king or something!
YAS
>Watersports is nice too.
NO
Bugchasing. Specifically HIV. I thought it'd end once I seroconverted, but I also want HIV-2 since I found out about it.
>>1273781
Riv is the hottest/cutest fucker out there. Look at that adorable smile.
>>1274761
Guys getting fucked in briefs is my thing.
>>1272039
Had that happen to me the other night. He was embarrassed but I ignored it.
Guy j was seeing before that was super into it though and would beg me to do that to him.
>>1272802
I giggle like a big dumb homo after a good orgasm.
Like, it lasts for a few minutes of me just giggling and laughing.
Guys I've been with always take it as me mocking them
I like crying a lot? Not so much for pained crying (I'm into BDSM and such but once they start crying I just - worry, I guess? I wanna make sure they're okay.) but guys getting emotional and crying is a serious turn on for me.
Boyfriend got to see me for the first time in person after about three years of constant talking online and stuff (finally got the money around) and he burst into happy tears when it happened. I felt like an awful human being for getting way hard from it, too, he's an adorable crier.
But, hey, he cried when he had sex for the first time - not because he was hurt, just because emotions - and that was nice.
Also guys being scared is my thing, too, but it's hard to find good content for it considering most stuff online is obviously fake.
>>1275291
Okay, I should specify on the scared thing - y'know that stupid Sam Pepper murder prank video that people have been raising hell over? Like that. Not stuff where the guys are actually at risk of being hurt, but they're still scared.
Food play
>>1275302
So... you like generally negative emotions, so long as no one is actually hurt? Odd, but not terrible.
I like seeing guys jerk off.. I don't know if that's as weird as some of the other stuff in this thread but it's the strangest kink/fetish I have.
>>1275291
That's adorable, anon.
Slow body changes. Usually either a super toppy guy to a femmy twink or race change. Or both. I have no idea why that shit revs my engine so much.
hypnosis dear god it's so fucking hot
Dudes getting overwhelmed is my shit to be honest. Making someone cum after teasing them relentlessly for ages is so satisfying, but making them cum over and over until they're a shaking mess and can't think straight or even talk right is the best. Overstimulation in general?
Also, guys in cock rings are my thing, if only because I like to imagine them begging to cum after they've been in it for a long while with no release. Whoops.
>>1270670
OMG i do that too!! I know it's really creepy but i just cant control myself. If i see someone's phone i just can't with myself and want to check everything, especially for nudes, you can tell a lot about someone by their phone. I already have 3 photos of my friends hahahaha. Never fapped to them tho. I swear. It's just for the fact of owning them. Idk. It's creepy, but it's my secret.
Masks, straight up. Or face coverings in general, really.
>>1275368
I bought some lucha libre masks on the street so that my boyfriend and I could have hot masked sex and he gave them to his nephews after acting like I was some kind of a pervert :(
>>1275354
my nigga
I learned how to hypnotize people and it is so hot when dudes I hook up with let me hypnotize them. Like it feels good for both of us, so it's a win win fetish.
>>1271587
Hairy pits get me every time too, first thing I look at.
>>1275368
This. A mask on a man with a smoking hot body. I even like non pornographic images.
Also scars on face and/or body.
>>1275444
So, like, an ugly dude fetish. Is that a thing?
I really enjoy chastity. I love the humiliation and submissive aspect, and basically having to do everything your Keyholder says photo me btdubs
>>1272916
Oral and anal
I like embarassment a lot. People blushing and trying to cover up when they're nude, getting embarassed when they get oral, getting caught in the act, so on. Probably kind of vanilla though.
>>1275399
Hypnosis kind of intrigues me, but I'm never sure how much is possible and how much is bullshit.
amnesia
a guy knows nothing about himself or the world and i have to teach him everything and mold his mind the way i see proper
CFNM and small penis humiliation.
Not the weirdest fetishes, but I do find it strange as shit that I have absolutely zero interest in women sexually, yet the thought of being stripped and ridiculed for having a small cock by a group of girls gets my dick diamonds, while the same scenario with men does literally nothing for me.
Smelly foot worship. The sweatier and nastier the dude's feet are, the harder my cock gets.
I'm a big whore for scents in general, but a big part of it is the humiliation of being forced to sniff a dude's feet.
>>1272251
what
>>1271555
I wonder how it feels to be this stupid...
armpits (hairy or shaved)
piss
puke/vomit (emetophilia)
enemas
pretty much, humiliation or loss of control.
Stomachs for sure. Pierced or not.
>>1276192
i love sweaty guys, and guys in under armour
>>1274586
That's hilarious. I did the exact same inverted condom balloon thing once and used it as a makeshift fleshlight. I didn't even last three thrusts
>>1275278
why
>>1276323
Dunno. I like the idea of someone's DNA splicing into mine.
>>1270457
I second this motion
This is more of fantasy (and also impossible) but I would love to have sex with a guy in a hot tub full of cum.
Just anything involving massive amounts of cum, it's the only aspect of sex that has any real fetish appeal to me.
>>1276332
I wanted to learn how to draw so i started with figures. I pickced beefy guys because that's my fetish. But then it turned me on so now I draw crudely drawn porn and fap.
My mind has been so desensitized from so much porn. I want to save all the porn I spend more time saving it than fapping it. Drawing it unleashes my imagination and it's fucking amazing.
I like belly inflation too, and strongmen like the ones in strongmen competitions and shit. My ideal man is a strongman with a huge ass ball belly.
>>1276198
I put KY warming jelly on my dick and hump a hot water bottle.
I like it when people rape me. But not grabbed, forced to bend over and take a cock dry.
I like it when it starts off gentle and sensual for our mutual benefit, but then I like the top to get rougher and rougher, forcing me down, going deeper and harder and double penetrating me with fingers or dildos while he fucks me, making me scream and beg and eventually cry.
I like it when I'm too tired from trying to resist and out of breath from telling him to stop that I just accept my fate and take it.
And what's best is if they cuddle me and call me a good boy when they're done.
Basically, I have seven rules/guidelines that I ask tops to follow:
1. Safe, i.e. no bareback
2. Use lube, at least initially; don't feel obliged to stop and top up once you're going
3. Start slow and gentle; lull me into a false sense of security
4. Once you get going, if I can't feel your balls slapping against me, you're not going deep enough
5. If I'm not begging you to stop, you're not going hard enough
6. Whatever I do, whatever I say, keep going until you're satisfied
7. Once you're satisfied, cuddle me and tell me how good my arse was
>>1276408
So basically you don't like being raped at all.
JFC
Burping makes me hard
>>1270423
False. Females don't crave dick as much as men no matter how fat she is.
>>1276408
Rough sex is not rape.
i like thin girls with mental disorders :3
Russia/s here
I also like put a finger in her ass and nail it modestly
>>1270423
>>1271587
>>1272804
I massively enjoy the smell of armpits.
There are these guys who happen to have this strong armpit smell even though they do decent hygiene.
Huge turn on for me.
Making out or fucking a guy is so much better when I can sniff his tasty armpits.
And I also enjoy the smell of rim-sweat and balls-sweat.
Does this count as weird here?
I love actual sex denial and teasing. Grinding their ass for hours so close to penetrate and watching them brace themselves only to realize it never went in. I really the looks on their face. Just keeping them on edge. Now if this were fiction sex would be fine but time would have to reset to being a virgin thus repeating the same act over and over.
Guys blowing their load in my mouth is my fetish. I can't stand the taste or texture of cum but I love guys fucking my mouth or blowing them knowing they will jizz in my mouth and expect me to swallow.
Muscle growth, specificly when the subject is under 20 yo or even 16 yo
>>1270674
I'm curious about that. What does it taste like? Is it really strong or weak or what?
>>1270454
he is so fucking hot and qtttttttttt aahha i think i was the onlu one who said that
>>1270423
Getting a bunch of fat hairy old men to spitroast me, taking turns filling my ass with cum, covering my whole body and face with jizz and piss, even toying with my urethra with little rods.
They should all be wearing masks cause man faces turn me off and the anonymity is a huge turn on.
With zero consequence, as in no one would know.
Full fantasy scenario would be having them abducting me then "raping" me (with lot of lube though, and no STD).
Im straight and have a gf btw, so it'll most likely never happen.
I want to rent out a U-Haul truck, load it with a giant fluffy bed, drive it out into the middle of nowhere & fuck like an animal in the back
>>1270432
I love humiliating them too!
Just not in a sexual way.
>>1277258
this is what sex clubs/sex parties/bathhouses/saunas are for.
plenty of straight men there getting their groove on.
http://www.spartacusworld.com/en/saunas
www.yelp.com › Nightlife › Adult Entertainment
eg.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/eros-san-francisco
http://www.yelp.com/biz/power-exchange-san-francisco-3
https://newyork.craigslist.org/search/m4m
ask a bartender at a gay bar (go in the afternoon when it is slow so he will have time to talk and you won't get hit on) if he knows of any sex clubs or sex parties in your area. they usually know a lot of what is happening or can point you to a local gay guide or message forum.
craigslist m4m often has listings for private parties. usually these are held in people's homes and they ask for a picture of you to see if you will fit in with their group. i have thrown these parties myself. usually they check your clothes at the door and put them in a paper bag with your name on it and the door is locked after a certain time, say 9pm so the host can get naked too and won't have to open the door. it is scary if you don't know anyone but i usually try to talk to the host in a public place a few days before the party to ask him any questions and see if he is someone i want to get to know better.
saunas always have a mix of straight and gay, old and young, fat and thin, etc. so you can usually find what you're looking for. the busiest times are weekends. saturday night late into sunday morning is your best time to find an orgy. i would recommend always having safe sex at these places. once you know some people you can host condom-free parties with people you trust.
>>1270432
check out grommr.com if you're into fat guys
>>1270642
I wondered what happened to my toothbrush. Bitch.
>>1275368
>>1275444
I know exactly what you mean. The less facial features visible the better. Full face helmets (like motorcycle) are also good.
>>1275364
I have become the master in searching for nudes, switching Bluetooth on for file transfer and switching it off and then removing the transfer log. Give me two minutes and it's done. Got a few nude pics and videos of my straight friends. All of them have great dicks and I especially like the video clip of one of my friends where he cums for his girl-friend (I love the WhatsApp folder structure) :-)
>>1277445
start a new thread called 'Amateur Videos' and post them please
>>1270423
guys tied up
>>1277501
thisss.
>>1277445
Please upload them, you got me hyped ;(
>>1277445
i need to see this video.. please post it
>>1277445
UPLOOOAD THEEEM PLEEEEESE
>>1277445
Yes yes yes!! I do that too! And yes from Whatsapp!! I have this friend's brother who shares A LOT with her gf. Now i'm waiting for the oportunity to search on a friend's friend. He is handsome af! Btw, are you latin?
For some reason I love to tie up a shoelace around by balls and some times attaching some weight to them.
>>1278284
STILL WAITING FOR YOR PICSSS
>>1272218
>The opposite can happen and a girl can grow a penis when pumped with too much testosterone.
actually, there being a penis or not is defined by the existence of the MRP gene found in the Y chromosome (I always remembered it because it's Mr. Penis)
>>1279245
whoops I meant SRP for Sir Penis
>>1272251
... So you have mind control powers?
>>1270446
I definitely like that "Jew" look
>>1270992
919 for me (not same Anon you asked, but I also would love you to force me)
>>1271575
I presume you've seen myfriendsfeet.com
>>1270424
chastity and pup play is amazing
>>1279390
is that Billy Glide?
>>1275829
I have similar fantasies (minus the small dick part) about CFNM (all women) and CMNM (all men), but weirdly, NO interest in a mixed crowd--must be strictly one or the other.
Made to exercise naked in front of a jeering crowd of men
>>1279396
I'm not that into pup play, but i think you might like this video.
http://www.xvideos.com/video15944983/puppy_training
when a guy is forced to shave his head/body. also forced orgasm
>>1276326
>HIV
>someone's DNA splicing into mine
How does this have anything to do with HIV ? Are you a complete retard, seriously ?
>>1270423
wanting to be a shota and getting fucked by a muscleguy
I have a strong fetish towards finding out wether a guy is circumcised or intact. I always go around wondering if a guy was cut or left intact and when I get the chance to know if a guy has his foreskin I feel specially identified with that person. I get weirdly turned on by the fact of a gu loosing the most sensitive and intimate part of his body withou his consent. I also have a strong fetish towards body smells specially the natural cock scent emanating from under the forwskin and balls.
Pic is my cock.
>>1279639
First time ever to post a comment on this site..
I had to tell you this is the most beautiful cock i've ever seen.
>>1270446
Look up Gavin Free, my friend...
>>1271587
Who tf is this?!
>>1279657
Thanks! Made me feel appraised!
>>1279663
I've only had 1 bi-sexual experience in my life so far and your cock looks very similiar. So maybe that's why :P Really hot!
Have a good day.
Gingers.
Jesus they are so fucking sexy
Smoking and drinking, weed or tobacco. I have a specific for this fetish which is people smoking for the first time, first time high, first time drunk etc. but just regular smoking can do too.
It's very hard to find stuff like that but eh, non-porn versions do it for me as well.
Probably castration and general genital reduction/mutilation.
Mostly because I can't even really understand how or why I like it or the idea excites me.
Because it's not the sadism aspect at all, when I fantasize about it, in fact when I imagine erotic situations based on it I ignore almost all the pain and blood that should be involved, and generally it's mostly willing.
The fantasies that excite me the most take the form of unwritten smut stories set in some kind of world where huge swathes of the population are excited, publicly or privately, of having their genitals ruined or reduced somehow. And even if it makes sex difficult or impossible they somehow feel more sexually fulfilled and liberated after it's done.
Being a cutter is a respectable occupation and generally makes you the life of the party, and messing up someone else's junk without consent isn't even considered a crime and the desire for it is so widespread that the victims will only half fight back and in the end feel good about what happened to them.
That turned out to be longer than I expected but it's the weirdest and most inexplicable thing that I find arouses me, everything else, even the weird stuff, at least makes some kind of sense why I enjoy it. This, fuck knows why I have such an oddly specific fetish for it and why it hits me as hard as it does.
>>1280139
Even the midgets?
There are black gingers too, you know.
>>1272714
>>1275354
>>1275399
Yup, this. My biggest kink.
But this is a thread for "weirdest fetish," and I've recently discovered is snoring. I dunno if you'd even call it a fetish, but I love big bearmode guys with dopey snoring. It makes them seem simple and sort of oafish, and I guess that all ties into my hypno kink.
I also love slobs, but that doesn't help. I'll never find a good outlet for hypnosis/slob stuff, it's all furry. Hypnosis, slobs, farts. Slob hypnosis, fart hypnosis, whatever. I actually get way more turned on by a guy's ass than his cock, I could care less how big it is if I can have a crack at dat crack.
Fetishes are fucking weird.
>>1280182
This is mine
>>1271344
Me, too.
>>1280346
I made an f-list profile to do some ERP based on this, if you're interested.
>>1270423
When a bottom cums handsfree from getting fucked. There isn't too much of it out there, or at least I haven't found much. These are my favorites.
>http://xhamster.com/movies/1904566/handsfree_cum_during_fuck.html
>http://xhamster.com/movies/3653555/cd_cums_hands_free_while_being_fucked.html
>http://www.gayforit.eu/video/248139/Cumming-hand-free-while-getting-fucked
Anyone got any more? I know there's a lot of tran videos like this out there but they don't do it for me.
>>1272743
does halfway house do it for you? http://www.myvidster.com/channel/939844/Halfway_House
>chubby chaser
>foot/sock/shoe fetish
>skimask fetish
>light, improvised bondage.
>>1279245
If that's true, then why does the clitoris grow significantly and even become erect during arousal when a woman takes enough testosterone on a regular basis? It basically becomes a penis in every way that matters except you can't piss out of it.
To have a generational family - granddads, dads, sons, uncles, brothers, etc. All for incest.
>>1276198
How did you blow it up and tie it? Want to try this
Lactation fetish, oddly enough.
I love guys with large (but not gigantic) pecs and I love muscle worship, but lactation pushes it to awesome status
pic related
Milking, mind destruction, cum denial, ball busting, heavy achy balls, long loose foreskin, hole wrecking.
The weirdest thing I've ever actually engaged in personally, I suppose you could call it 'marking territory'.
IRL I'm pretty vanilla, but I have an almost irresistible compulsion to rub my junk all over other people's stuff whenever I have the chance.
When one of my friends was over to my house a few years ago and we were otherwise alone, he went to the bathroom and by the time he came back I'd rubbed my balls on his phone and X-box controller, pillow and sleeping bag, and run by dick through his food and drink.
At college, the first day after my roommate and good friend moved in and left me alone in the room I'd already rubbed my cock all over his computer's keyboard and mouse, jerked off a bit with his blankets and humped his pillow, jerked off a few strokes with most of the clothing in his closet, and over the time we were living together, there wasn't more than a handful of food or drink items that came into our room that didn't have my junk rubbed all over it.
I don't really understand why, but it's the only real compulsive fetish I have and it's a very strange feeling, even if I feel guilty and tell myself I'll never do it again, as soon as I'm left with someone's unattended stuff my heart starts thumping and I'm already unzipping as soon as I'm sure I'm safe, did this with basically all my college friends as soon as I could.
My ultimate fantasy would be to mix my cum into some food and watch them eat it, or jerk off into a body wash bottle so they can spend the next few months rubbing it all over themselves without knowing a thing.
>>1281125
>pretty vanilla
>ribs genitals on others' food and personal belongings
Choose one
>>1281127
What I meant to convey is that I'm normally incredibly vanilla in my interests, I'm not a really kinky person looking for odd and exciting things to do.
Which is why I feel it's all the more odd that I have this one really strong compulsive urge to do this, it's not something I'm used to feeling with literally anything else.
I don't even really understand why I do it, I just know that as soon as the chance presents itself it's all I can think about and it feels really fulfilling once I've done it, like I can't sit still or relax until I've rubbed against everything available and scratched the itch.
>>1275839
this desu
>>1281128
I love you!
I wish I ate food with someone else semen mixed in without me knowing it. That idea about smearing is genius, I've never thought about that, too bad you weren't my friend, smearing your dick, balls and seeds all over my stuff, filling my lotions and food.
>>1281237
Not smearing, the body wash bottle thing.
Weirdest: Whole wreckage, puffy anuses, demons and orcs, lactation, dad/son incest, fisting, people getting raped silly until they become a delirious fucktoy
Not so weird but still not vanilla: ass-to-ass dildo play, rimming, public sex, suspenders, garters, WASPy looking older men, gangbangs, super dominate bottoms
Super specific stuff: Foursomes where two bottoms are getting fucked right next to each other
>>1270423
I have a massive fetish/fantasy for guys that are bruised, slightly bloody, skinny, scarred, pale, almost dying look, and have that hurt/help me look in their eyes.
Never seen or found anyone who knows what I mean/feel but surely one of you guys know what I am on about.
>>1270562
omg this is so fucking funny to me what the fuck
>>1270642
mm mmn this is sick
>>1270673
im not convinced some of this exists. im not believing im going to the grocery store with fucks who eat their vomit.
i am feeling so much more normal now
>>1273495
bitch please get your bug chasing ass out of here
>>1270573
Like a beefy, hairy guy slowly losing his muscle and most of his body hair, his features softening, and maybe his hair getting a little longer and effeminate, his voice going up a half octave or so... mmm... I'm getting stiff just describing the process.
I like pup play, I even make and sell pup masks
>>1271878
what the hell, you're in Victoria? I'm here as well
over time my fapping thoughts have been refined to this: a very big guy (like from Jiraiya's bara if you're familiar, or a jacked powerlifter with a belly) laying me on my back and taking his pants off. I don't see because we're making out the entire time, but he puts his dick against my butt and it's abnormally large, like as thick as a Coke can. he has special precum that lets my butt take his dick and reduces the pain; he starts rubbing it on my hole with the tip of his dick. he then breeds me and having his cum inside me makes my balls grow and my body morph into one as huge and masculine as his.
>>1281161
please relax.....
I just posted my contortion fetish on a different thread
I've always had been turned on by acrobats who could perform backflips easily. Later on I found out I got turned on by men performing backbends, being able to put their feet in front of their faces.
When I was 11 I saw a picture of a man who was called by the internet "rubber man" who could put his entire head through his thighs bending his back, and I found it so hot. The idea of bending yourself without feeling any pain, becoming so tight and protected by your own self.
The guy of the picture is the most flexible man alive called Alexey Goloborodko. I've dreamt of watching tv on this position without feeling any kind of pain in my spine, and maybe being able to go even further.
I get so turned on by this, also I love big muscles, the idea of a very heavily buff man doing this kind of contortions makes me hard AF.
I dream of finding a guy who can do this and let me stretch him while he sucks my dick or I suck his.
Just being fucked by the ass, as simple as this.
I live as an straight, so it's difficult to do that.
>>1282102
So fucking hot!
I have this thing were i lik being embarrassed.
Like forced naked in public or tied up i public naked.Or like being stripped in public and people laughing.If any other like this msg me on kik loveiswar125
werewolves, furries, satyrs, people transforming into animals
>>1282144
Let us introduce you to the M4M section of Craigslist--easiest way on earth for closeted men to get dick,
>>1280624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-YuS_LFQ5s
Hypnosis or mind control. Its fucking rare.
>>1282169
You mean aids, right?
>search cough
>0 matches
I must be one of the few into that then.
I get seriously turned on by seeing a handsome older man who has been a smoker for a very long time and has that fucked up smokers cough.
Sexual sadism and extreme BDSM.
I have plenty of vanilla sex IRL, but it's like getting fast food: unsatisfying.
>>1279581
>http://www.xvideos.com/video15944983/puppy_training
Is there any more.
It's not exactly a weird fetish. Quite common really. I like hairy guys. Specifically hairy chest and a good scruffy but trimmed beard.
Even though I've only had luck three times, I love seducing straight guys. Unfortunately, I fell in love with one (my best friend.. hairy, manly and straight).. forever a available... :,(.....
>>1282993
Uum, well I think I've got another one. It's a bit more hardcore though. It's one from straight hell, they've been training this "straight" guy to be submissive and forcing him to act like a dog. If he misbehave they punish him lol. Or in this video they've kinda already done the trainingish... But I didn't like the video, cause I think the tops in straight hell are ugly ._.
>>1283370
Thats my weird one basically good looking masculine beefy/chubby/hairy jock like alphas being abused and humiliated by really ugly non attractive looking beta wierdos or nerds.
Not necessarily weird but hardly ever seen it before - forced urintion. Like forcing a guy to piss by having them drink water and then pushing down on their abdomen as they try to hold it in bit eventually piss themselves.
>>1270423
Not sure if it's too weird but I was wondering if anyone knows any videos like this. Basically hairy guys typically big and beefy who take pride in their body hair and end up having some guy shaving all of their precious body hair off as they're just humiliationat whats happening and end up as what they consider themselves as smooth hairless sissies. If there are any videos like this could someone link?
>>1283384
If you google Omorashi (Japanese term for what you described) there's plenty of videos.
>>1283383
Oh well I've got some clips for that lol. But you should check in Straight hell. basically what they are. I really don't like the tops looks, so for me they are kinda meh.
I prefer hot blonde guys that are dominante, since I'm kinda sub.
>>1283404
Not really any with hot guys though, unfortunately.
>>1271775
>>1272714
>>1282699
Idk if you guys like stories but I found these on here a while ago, seems up your collective alleys
>>1283490
Well that was certainly hot af. Any moar?
hot fit guys getting fucked by huge fat guys like this
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=5fPcY-G686-
>>1283490
Holy shit. sauce?
>>1283404
Thanks, but all that comes up for me is anime stuff. Any specific site recommendations for actual human guys?
Does this count as a weird fetish? I dont really understand whats going on but i find it strangely hot.
>>1283395
There is this story thats exactly what you described, really long but worth the read. http://gaybondagefiction.com/shaving-swim-coach/
>>1283395
http://galleries.hardfriction.com/va/100916_hf_hf039/
Cock Transformation, or CTF.
Essentially fusing your body onto the guy you're fucking and absorbing their entire body into yours and turning them into a cock.
Preferably for me without resulting in hyper cock, always preferred it when the predator just gets more muscular and now has a bigger package, all the excess mass being ejected as cum.
Had a fantasy a while back about a college jock style guy fucking and absorbing his dates and hookups without it ever crossing his mind that what he was doing was wrong, absorbing and effectively ending guy after guy just because it felt better than regular sex and it made him sexier each time he did it.
And if this was set in a world where such acts were accepted, he'd end each hookup by taking a picture of his newly improved junk and uploading that to replace his victim's profile pics on whatever social media he used and post a last message along the lines of 'Today I was a fun little toy for a hungry pred who put me to better use making him even sexier. My last remains are the drying cum puddles in my old bedroom and the hot meat hanging between the better man's thighs, if you want my stuff come and take it, I don't need it anymore."
>>1270446
found the jew lover
>>1272146
I can control u
