General advice on having things go up your butt and pictures of things to go up butts or things going up butts.
I've never had a penis or anything penis shaped go up my ass but I'm trying to get a penis shaped dildo up my butt.
>>1085046
I am struggling to get it up my butt (not me in the gif). I just can't get it in there
>>1085049
>>1085050
>>1085053
I need to know how to get it in there.
>>1085054
If you're too tight start smaller. If it's not going deep you have to get in a sqatting position (dont have to squat, just with the kneed near your head on your back or something.) or flush you anal cavity out with water to have a clear path. Last but certainly not least, lube up. Hope I have helped
>>1085058
What about visualization, mantra, or breathing pattern?
>>1085055
Holy fuck that's fucking hot.
>>1085046
>penis shaped dildo
>>1085055
I'm usually not one of those people who scream aids everywhere and everytime I see bareback, but holy fuck I can see the aids clearly with my bare eyes
>>1085055
ugh it looks like it's gonna prolapse
>>1085232
so hot
Sauce ??
>>1085050
tips on anal orgasm? I can pre cum all day but I can never achieve orgasm.
I'm an anal virgin and I have a guy with a 6.5x6.5 dick coming over. Will it work, or do I need practice first? I've never even ridden a dildo.
>>1085192
I mean I've used other objects but I'm using one that is a penis replica
>>1085423
You shouldn't force anything. Go slow and use lube, and if it starts to hurt, stop. Let him put his dick in/against your ass until it's getting somewhat uncomfortable for you, then take it out, put it in again, etc... you'll probably get in a bit further each time, but it's really a personal thing if you can take his dick on the first session. Remember that the most important aspect is relaxing your sphincter - it's a mind thing.
>>1085386
pound the prostate like you hate it
>>1085425
Am I the only one who finds "realistic" dildos disgusting? I mean... I know it's not the real thing I put up my butt, and I don't want to pretend it is. I also think that many shapes are more fun than the regular dick shape.
See this dildo. I can take it to the lowest bulge, the whole thing is about 35 cm long and 6.5 cm wide.
>>1085428
Do you have any tips on mental rituals or anything?
I also asked this >>1085067 question
>>1085430
I can understand where you're coming from, but to answer you: you're probably not the only one, but I like them.
Now, I only like black guys in real life (I know that dildo is Caucasian) and people wonder why and it's just: because.
I have used another one with a ball at the end and it vibrated and is amazing. I'm just excited to finally get that penis form in there and eventually do it in real life with a black guy.
This dildo in the pic (which I don't own) is 13 inches long, 9.5 insertable and 2.8 inches thick.
>>1085430
I don't find them disgusting, though I do think they're boring. That's one of my biggest pet peeves in porn, any toy play they do is with boring plain dildos that the pornstars can easily take.
>>1085433
>>1085226
Is it because he's black?
>>1085230
So fucking hot
>>1085431
Deep breaths and bare down like you're taking a shit. First, before all of that, stick at least 3 fingers slowly and comfortably up your ass to stretch out. Trust me, it'll make it a hell of a lot easier. Anything else is going to be full of pain. Make sure you're cleaned out, take a shit before anything else, maybe use an enema.
>>1085046
does anyone else think that color of dildo makes it look like he's taking a dump?
>>1085693
Yes.
>>1085232
the sounds he makes are so hot
>>1085233
sauce?
>>1085939
Czech Hunter 128
>>1085425
cut your damn fingernails, garbage
>>1086643
I hope you are the same person who complains about nails in every single thread. I deny the possibility that more than one faggot can be that annoying in a porn board.
>>1086664
I'm not, but seeing gross long/dirty fingernails literally kills my boner. Fuckin' nerds.
Bought this for riding myself 1/4
>>1086784
2/4
>>1086786
>>1086788
4/4
>>1086789
tenderbeaver dotcom for more on it, works really well
>>1086790
hey captain obvious
In my experience, leaving in a small to medium sized butt plug for about half an hour prior to putting up there whatever you're planning on putting up there can really help. My boyfriend has a huge penis and I absolutely cannot take him without a lot of pain unless I use one of those first.
get one of the comfortable bendy plugs, though. the rigid ones are just plain uncomfortable.
Also, the thicker lubes are nice for anal. The Astroglide gel that's labeled for those with sensitive skin is thicker and available for cheap at Walmart/other convenience stores, but it dries up pretty fast. I like id's Backslide Formula more, but it's expensive.
>>1086664
LOL i've confronted that guy more than once about it and "all of them" claim they are not the same guy. i refuse to believe it. it's the same guy over and over. im sure of it.
>>1086643
I play classical guitar so my right hand nails are kept a bit longer.
This guy used to post on /gif/ many years ago
>>1088523
>>1088523
I shoved my mom's vibrator up my ass tonight and it got stuck. I cut my asshole trying to get it out. It's out but my ass is cut.
>>1088521
What is this from?
Anyone like wearing buttplugs overnight? :D
>>1088535
I tried it but keep waking up. I guess my ass isn't so open yet. Is there a trick to doing it?
So I've been wanting to get fucked and I have been sticking things up my ass for a while now. Started with fingers and moved up to this. I can put it up in there after a couple of minutes. Can I take a dick now?
>>1088525
How did it get stuck? Did you shove the entire thing in? Maybe you didn't use lube.
>>1088604
It is not just about fitting it in. It is about handling the fact that it goes in and out at various speeds, various strength and various time.
Just have to stretch it. Smaller toys, in a progression. And LUBE them up
>>1088698
2/?
>>1088609
Different anon, but that is exactly what I'm looking forward to when I finally do get fucked.
>>1088598
Your body is being duped into thinking that it needs to shit.
>>1088607
I used lube but it went in all the way, there was no flared end to prevent it. I pushed on the vibration switch on the end and pushed it in accidentally. I then had to use my fingers like tongs to grip the slippery thing while using a bottle cap gripper to get traction. I struggled to fit it in to begin with but really struggled to open up wider with my fingers.
>>1088799
That's exactly what I feel when I wake up. How do I surpass that? Should I use anal beads instead?
>>1088843
Maybe use a vibrator and keep it on all night. Your body knows that shit doesn't vibrate so it'll just ignore it and won't activate the shitting sequence.
I hate it that so many people enjoy small anal while I just can't bottom because it hurts like hell
>>1091097
When I switched from olive oil to hair conditioner as lube, it changed everything.
>>1091084
>>1091167
Pics? Half liter bottle up the ass. Empty?
>>1091171
Yeah, empty of course. It's about 6,5 cm in diameter and ok, I can get it only about 2/3 in.
I don't have any pics tho (yeah I know it didn't happen then, ugh). The biggest thing that my butt is capable of is this nice dildo, 7,3 cm diameter at the head.
>>1091176
Could you make a pic with blue dildo up your ass? It looks nice. I got a 6 inch long, 2 inch (I think) diameter dong up there. Probably can't get yours up there though
>>1091176
Whats the appeal of sticking something that big up your ass and does it affect the way you poop?
>>1091186
I've never made pics of me with things in my butt, my butt isn't exceptionally pretty... I just think there are much better pics and vids online than what I could take.
>>1091187
Ugh, this question arises so damn often, and the answer is always the same. It's just a different but amazing feel to have this inside of you, just like an anal orgasm is different from one you get from fapping. And no, it doesn't effect the way I poop. An our after playing with that dong my ass/sphincter is in perfectly normal shape again, tight and smooth. Nothing hurts, and except for the preperation before taking it (enema, pooping on purpose) it doesn't disrupt or change my pooping schedule... what a term.
I guess I'm weird. The only thing I like in my butt is cock. I dont even like fingers. No use for toys. For some reason, I notice mwpw always want to put their fingers in me. Of course I let them, but I dont like it.
Same with rimming. I dont mind doing it to others, but there is nothing I hate worse than being rimmed. To me, its the physical analog to nails on a chalkboard.
waiting for someone to post 1 guy 1 jar
>>1091851
can you post it?
>>1091851
I wonder if that guy is kill
>>1091084
absolutely not
>>1085046
>Brown dildo
Is this a poop ?
>>1085046
So...are you gay yet?
>>1086789
Isn't that the Rebellious Ryan? It's top seller an Amazon. Have one myself.
>>1088522
hot.
>>1093220
good eye, it certainly is
>>1091851
what is 1 guy 1 jar?
>>1085230
What can possibly be enjoyable about sucking on a rubber dildo?
>>1085232
How does one save a webm?
>>1094070
You're a big boy, google it
>>1094070
be thankful you don't know about 1 guy 1 jar
>>1094077
right click the blue look_no_hands.webm
click save link as
save
>>1094078
i dunno, is it gonna gross me out? is it like 2 girls 1 cup?
>>1091084
Mmmm anymore?
>>1094084
Well, that was my assumption, but it didn't seem to work. Will try again
>>1094088
Just look it up and watch it. If you're going to hang around 4chan, you need to know the reference.
There are lots of things you can put up there, in fact
>>1094109
do you have more pics of this? does he get the chainsaw very far up that guy's ass?
>>1086784
Clever. What is it called?
>>1095022
Well, it's KirkJ, he got the biggest asshole known to man. But His hole ain't the deepest.
>>1095036
Can I have sauce on this?
>>1095104
I've got the gif from a previous /hm/ thread, so no direct source. However I've seen the video (or similar ones) on big porn sites like x-tube. Maybe search there for "extreme fisting", "armpit fisting" or similar terms.
Can we post OC here?
>>1095176
if so let me be the first :)
>>1095195
how big can he go, folks?
looks good, keep it going
>>1095199
1 of 3
>>1095202
2 of 3
catcha: ssit
>>1095203
3 of 3
>>1085514
his dick is green. like its rotting flesh. and that asshole has been with way too many partners to be that stretched and still clean
>insert dildo into bum for some fun times
>dildo gets dirty, have to stop
>clean myself out beforehand with water bulb
>get wrenching stomach pains and diarrhea
>tfw cant win
what do /hm/?
>>1095255
wut
I assume you were doing it wrong then. Depending on how "clean" I already am I also use water/enemas. My personal pro tip that might not work for others though is to simply use a butt plug. Whenever I put my plug in, it takes a few minutes max before I get the strong urge to poop. After that, wait a little, maybe use a little water, and repeat... after doing that a few times, my colon is usually clean to a great depth. At least I can put my 18" double-dong up there with no problem.
>>1095255
what was the diarrhea like?
if it was really watery, you probably just shot too much water into your anus and didn't let it out before playing with your dildo. if it was kinda thick, you were probably having diarrhea for another reason.
one of the first times I had anal sex, I had to stop because i had stomach pain and really bad diarrhea. i thought at first i'd done something wrong in prepping my ass, but it turns out i just had the flu
Any one got tips for sticking larger things up your butt? I cant get more than 7 sharpers in and that seems very little :x
>>1085231
The concept of fisting just blows my mind. I'm proud of getting an 'average' dildo into me. I can barely even imagine something that wide.
Excuse me while I go beat off while trying to.
>>1095220
Everything's green in the gif. It's tinted green... and your asshole would look like that too if you were taking a dick that big. Now go suck on a poz chode.
>>1095104
http://www.tube8.com/gay/anal/extreem-comp/161505/
>>1088524
What a glorious taint.
>>1095334
the diarrhea started out really thick, but when i started playing with my dildo again a few minutes later it came out extremely watery.
did i do something wrong or does this happen often?
>>1095253
It's the Tantus Cisco. Love the feel of their silicone.
>>1088528
He's on xtube. Lacrosse067
probably my fav toy. silicon vib dildo
http://www.guysinunderwear.net/2014/11/02/video-cute-young-twink-fucking-sex-toy/
I was wondering, what would be a good diet for someone who is planning on doing anal play regularly and what to eat to prepare for a deep internal cleaning? what do you guys normally do?
>>1097134
I've heard a fiber diet is good, but just use an enema in the shower if you can. Its really not that bad and makes it much cleaner.
>>1097136
I was more wondering about things like certain meats or veggies to avoid and perhaps maybe avoiding hard or solid foods the day before a big cleanse, and whether or not a colon cleanser or laxative would be a good idea before the enema.
>>1097146
Aggravates the membranes ahead of time, not good. Pasta in olive oil with garlic and red pepper flakes.
>>1097168
ok, thanks
>>1085226
The both have it already, so I don't see your point.
Also:
>2015
>Not jerking to aids
>>1097146
I have found that the way to really get me ready for anal play is to eat an afternoon snack of a high fiber cereal without milk, and then to have a nice healthy dinner consisting of lean protein, a big heaping pile of brown rice, and a serving of dark green veggies. I usually go for grilled chicken and steamed broccoli. Leaves me nice and cleaned out after I shit the next day.
>>1086851
Fuck that. Get an inflatable buttplug with leather harness. It's so hot to pump it up a little bigger and release. Can't beat it for a good hot stretch.
>>1088800
And you're going to let your mom stick that back in her vag after that? Really? Your mom?
>>1097288
alright cool, do you have a more regular diet that you try to stick to though? And would soy milk be okay?
>>1097517
wow, nobody really asks for my old stuff around here.
here, this has just about everything, I haven't made much new stuff in a while bus some of this I may have not posted here either
https://mega.co.nz/#!rQZ0yJTK!OcT1hJbZs8zsVuJFRha4yQKRBBaCF_dCH01pAz6EBCY
>>1097829
Thank you so much!
>>1098085
Fuck
How is he not completely quivering
I quiver in ecstacy like a total bitch whenever I take an above average thickness dick in the ass
But thaaaaat thing is fucking huuuuge
i think it with (too much) practice. if you go bigger and bigger then you probably don't get much sensation from it. I tried one of those dick Rambone things a while back but couldn't get past a couple inches before I was unable too stand, but a twelve incher I was almost able to bottom out on after a couple weeks and vigorous pre-streching. but maybe he just has a bigger cavity than us.
Newfag here. I'm mostly straight but with some bi and an interest in assplay. I've experimented with a finger in the past and liked it so I finally got some supplies. KY, prostate massager, 7" dildo, condoms and enemas. It finally came in tonight.
>prepare with enema then take shower and lay in bed
>put condoms on toys before use, then coat with KY
>start with massager since it's thinner
>goes in nice and slow, vibration is nice in spots but don't think I can find my prostate
>don't get hard
>use dildo next. Nice and slow, eventually get all 7 inches
>pulling almost all the way out feels kind of nice, otherwise don't feel too much one way or the other
>only get semi-hard
So I tried on my back with knees near my head, bent over the bed, dildo attached to bathtub and squatting down on it, then putting one leg on the bathroom counter. Then I tried using the prostate massager while sucking on the dildo and attempting to deepthroat the dildo (didn't work. my gag reflex is too strong). It's all only okay, with the hands-free bathtub position being maybe the most interesting.
but I didn't really get hard in any of that.
Did I experiment too much for experimentation sake and make it too clinical? Should I only do it while already edging? Am I a size queen and can only be satisfied by massive dicks that tear me asunder?
I'm still interested in assplay but I wonder where I went wrong.
>>1099879
It's normal that you don't get a boner from anal play. However that doesn't necessarily mean it's not pleasing. I've seen videos of guys moaning and eventually cumming from riding a dildo, though the dick was almost flaccid all the way long.
I usually start to fap before doing some anal, I'm hornier then and have nice precum lube. Just experiment and don't put your expectations too high - a hands-free orgasm for example is very diffcult to achieve, despite what porn movies might tell you.
>>1094109
That's actually pretty good, doesn't need any lube, and can go as deep as you want.
>>1095202
Like that toy, been looking at it for a while.
>>1099879
You need time and practice. Very few can jump into their first time and do well. Touch your dick. Play with it. Taking it up the butt shouldn't make you forget about it. I like timing my strokes with how the dildo goes in and out.
Since you can attach your dildo to your bathtub, I'm guessing it has a suction cup so try mounting it on the wall. I prefer that compared to bobbing up and down.
Next, how big is your bathroom? It might be too cramped for you to enjoy. Having something like >>1086784 would help you do it anywhere. I suppose a small smooth plastic chair like pic related could do. I prefer riding dildos while kneeling than while squatting.
You put condoms on your dildo so I'm going to assume it's not made of silicone. What's the texture? At first, I thought I'd enjoy something smooth but I got something with prominent veins and enjoyed it more.
>>1100506
>What's the texture
Mostly slick; little veiny. It's made from PVC is all.
I use condoms because I remember Sue Johanson (Canadian Dr. Ruth) saying you should. Improves the lifespan of toys, decreases health risks, helps with clean-up, etc etc.
Still kinda new at this; hope you enjoy
![KjCKXJK[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zm2Cf6H.gif "KjCKXJK[1].gif")
Got a tail-plug, so I thought I'd make some OC.
>>1086784
WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?
Also, thoughts on fuck machines? Anyone had any experience, I want something so I can lay on my back and have it go in and out for me.
>>1085046
I just fucked myself in the ass in the bathtub and it felt pretty good but I think I may have an internal injury. Maybe hemorrhoids. Felt good overall and came in less than a minute. Always scary pulling it back out because the anus contracts and clenches the thing.
>>1091084
Any more?
>>1100547
Mmmmm Post more!
>>1088521
SAUCE?
Hey there pinky
You can go deeper pinky.
Yes that's it pinky!!!!
I just got this lovely bête but I have yet to try it out... honestly I'm a little scared of the girth... my eyes are bigger than my bottom, to be honest. But look at those ridges!
>>1101252
A snow penis?
>>1101252
Is that a cord or a tube?
>>1101573
Looks like a cum tube from Bad Dragon.
>>1101592
http://tenderbeaver.com/
Hey guys I want to stick a slim jim up my butt. Is this a good idea or no?
>>1101722
Don't forget the condom!
>>1101722
that's probably what they're meant for; i mean its a fake meat that tastes like old rubber so it seems like a natural place to put it
>>1101252
i got one of these but it was waaay to flimsy. DX Any way to harden it up?
>>1102055
Hmm, did you get a flop or a packer? I've gotten all of mine in soft (firmness 3) and they have been just fine as long as I use plenty of lube.
>>1097829
gif needs to be bigger
>>1102325
here you go
>>1085046
I'm sticking a big dolphin dildo in my butt today.
>>1101636
And.. bought. Thank you.
>>1093201
underrated post
