because /hm/ just isn't /hm/ without a little emotional torture. affectionate guys thread
>>1082373
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>>1082376
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>>1082381
not entirely sure why i did this to myself. now im sad
>>1082373
>cuddling/affection thread
aka the sulking/crying/depression thread. thanks, op.
>>1082373
>>1082387
Op, we recently had an awwwwww thread. I think you can guess how that ended. Everyone was depressed.
Last time we had this thread, it just made everyone, including me, sad.
Let's do it again.
>tfw no bf
:'( :'( :'( :'(
Forever alone
Please
>>1082460
>real homos don't do any of this girly shit.
>downs
>>1082469
I win
>>1082460
>No gay guys cuddle IRL because I'm a lonely cunt.
>>1082474
guys being dudes right hurr
>>1082474
What is that from?
>>1082478
the first vid to come out from the Seancody and men.com venture
>>1082415
Where are you from?
>this thread
> stable, 2.5 year relationship
> both like threesomes
> get to cuddle after
Cry moar
I'm gonna have to delete this pic from my hard drive because I just noticed the giant, 7-dimensional mole on his arm.
Gross.
My heart can't take another one of these threads. Have fun boys. I'm hiding this shit before it kills me.
>>1082789
No one deserves to be unhappy. Unless you aren't cute. If you are cute, I'll make you my little cuddle kitten. <3
>>1082460
there is nothing 'girly' about cuddling, it's a human thing you dumbledore!
>>1082474
Maze Runner, I think.
But I don't remember this scene. Maybe it's in the sequel.
basically all of my hookups end with several hours of cuddling like this
you don't have to be in a relationship to cuddle
wtf are you queers doing wrong
>>1082789
that entire episode was so intense
>>1082799
it's from a blooper reel. they cracked up like a millisecond after this gif ends.
whenever a gif of two dudes kissing ends before their lips touch, it's probably safe to say they were only making a gay "joke"
>>1082801
dead
>>1082811
>it's probably safe to say they were only making a gay "joke"
And I hate them for it.
>>1082831
Shameless US version, that was from the episode last night
>>1082412
Welp. It's good to know I'm not the only one :'-)
>>1082478
Maze Runner blooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhCcBp0Z7k
>>1082835
Thanks!
>>1082829
it's no different than a guy fake kissing a girl, it can be funny when it's obviously not serious and both are trying to keep a straight face.. a game of chicken. it's not a big deal
>tfw I shouldn't look at this thread but I do anyways.
>>1082800
I realised that the only reason I still do hookups is to pretend I'm in a real relationship. Even cuddling afterwards feels like I'm only pretending (I close my eyes and think about how I know him for years).
I sometimes really liked my partners, but I'm too shy to meet for a second time because I always think I did a bad job and he's too nice to tell me.
I think cuddling In a relationship would feel plain different
>>1082800
>wtf are you queers doing wrong
theyre being autistic kissless virgins. duh.
>>1082873
>I'm too shy to meet for a second time because I always think I did a bad job and he's too nice to tell me
If he didn't like you he won't want to meet for a second time. If he wants to meet again, he liked you. So don't sabotage yourself
>>1082886
OP here, going to have to report my own thread and then attempt to ban myself for starting this. see everyone on the other side
>>1082873
>I think cuddling In a relationship would feel plain different
of course. and the sex would too
>>1082800
This
>>1082873
Just take the cuddles as they come. There's no need to fantasise, you're there in bed with some guy you just fucked. Just embrace the feeling, cause one day you'll be old and ugly and nobody will spoon you.
>I think cuddling In a relationship would feel plain different
Yeh it does
>>1082789
Damn you, anon. You made me cry again.
>>1082796
>using dumbledore as an insult
Fucking muggles.
ha! i experience all this IRL.
>>1083121
oh shit...oh shit...
ugh, god i hate this thread. i dont even care if i have a steady boyfriend anymore, i just want a cuddle buddy :(
>>1082857
Doesn't make it any less pretentious and attention whoring.
Fucking posers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImH6snSN-g
you should watch this vid
>>1085127
oh GOD DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLICKED THIS THREAD
now i have to go find something to do for a few hours to keep the lonlieness from completely overtaking me
>>1082373
i keep seeing this thumbnail and getting excited cause it looks like gay superman holding and smooching his secret, hot reporter boyfriend lewis lane.
>>1085427
whodis?
>>1085520
it's a domeheaded albino nerd, a rare sight indeed.
>>1085497
Fuck, this takes me back to high school. Having friends spend the night, sharing a bed, waking up in a tangled mess only to look each other in the eye, laugh and say, "No homo."
Ugh, sometimes I think I'd give up sex just to have a permanent cuddle-bro.
>>1085614
you must be young if "no homo" was a thing while you were in hs. post a naked pic plz. thank you.
God dammit OP I'm going to cry.
don't do this.
>>1085664
"no homo" was a thing while I was in high school and I'm old as fuck (legally dead by 50 internet years)... I have no idea who any of these youtubers, tumblr fags, or twitch players are. Only celebs I recognize are tv and movie stars.
^ all THIS is literally the BEST thing about being in a relationship. If you want this, fall in love with a guy who loves you back. That's all.
Sorry but I can't right now. Maybe in a few months.
FFS this happens too much on HM. I never learn, this kind of happiness just isn't for all of us.
>>1085614
>tfw I was fat, goth and lonely in high school
>tfw I will never get those year back Q_Q
>>1088661
I spent most of youth hiding in the closet and chasing after boys who didn't love me. 20+ years wasted. I want to die already
>>1088635
Fisica o Quimica *-*
>>1088681
how did you hide in the closet and chase boys at the same time?
>>1088823
maybe they were all in the closet together?
>>1088835
pretty shit-tier hiding spot if you ask me. anyone who has ever hidden from their dad when he came home drunk knows that the best place to hide is in the kitchen cupboards. just don't mix up your emergency piss bottle with your emergency water bottle.
>>1083150
Anyone have these guys in another pic where the guy on the left is sitting on the guy on the right? Still black and white.
>>1088553
i knew it
>>1089940
I'm weak so I had to post some pics too.
/fit/ being /fit/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618085/Spooning-success-Over-95-heterosexual-male-British-athletes-admit-cuddling-teammates-bed.html
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>>1091916
>Spooning for success
i wonder how many gay bromances happen behind the scenes.. all those muscular dudes constantly getting naked in front of each other.. i think i have a new reason to watch sports
>>1082379
Those. Fucking Thighs.
>>1082471
I love this one
>>1092327
me too, it just looked like they were so alone together, prior to someone coming in and taking the picture of course
>tfw bf
>tfw LDR
>>1090131
kinda figures they'd be homos with all the women-hate going on there
>>1083147
What is this from?
>>1083147
Sauce?
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>>1092749
Don't go! There's still a chance!
>>1082373
All aboard the SS Suffering
>tfw bf of 2 years dumped me 2 days before v-day
>tfw i had 2 tickets to john grant in istanbul
Life is suffering, /hm/
>>1090131
>but let me make you feel like a woman
that's probably like the worst phrase ever.
you can always take a fucking dick like a fucking man.
>>1082373
I almost cry myself to sleep every night when I see images like these.
I wish I had enough of a personality to have this kind of attractiveness.
>>1082469
>this
This is everything I want in life ;_;
