Post bodies (face optional) that make you want to obey them immediately
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Post pics of men who would fuck you up if they knew you were gay.
What's his real name? Look at his tattoo. Is he an Olympian?
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Hi /hm/
Need some advice!! This guy I used to obsess over back in high school whom I haven't heard from in YEARS managed to get a hold of me on facebook. He wants to hook up. But here's a quick rundown before today. Also, memorable hook up thread. Pic semi-related, him look-a-like.
>16 year old me
>sent to new school, sit some entrance proficiency exam
>results come in, 16 year old me apparently smart, end up skipping 2 levels and placed in senior class with 18-19 year olds.
>notice Indian guy in senior class
>hot.jpg
>confusion ensues as never before seen any hot Indians before.
>have gym class with him
>notice him taking off shirt in locker room first gym class
>holyfuck.com
>Indian dude got fecking solid abs and muscly arms.
>hugeboner.com
>make friends with classmates, including one girl in my Geography class
>turns out girl is dating sexyasfuck indian dude
>year progresses and find out girl and indian dude have some disgusting Twilight shit going on
>jealous as fuck
>also find out Indian dude is also a soccer player. Indian dude ends up on national team.
>hear from slutty older cousin and her friends that Indian hottie is widely appreciated amoungst small town sluts for being... well, a hottie.
>Depressed that Indian hottie has pick of pussies.
>depressed I don't have a pussy.
>end of year comes and Geog girl and Indian hottie break up. Geog girl moves to Hawaii.
>16 year old me happy as fuck and not sad at all to see Geog friend go.
>made a bestie by end of year who is another pretty girl. Indian guy pursues her post break-up from Geog girl.
>pretty bestie starts hanging with him often. Drags me along.
>get to know Indian hottie better. Nice dude. A bit cocky.
>spend holiday hanging with pretty bestie and Indian hottie. Falling madly and deeply inlove with him
>pretty bestie only sees him as a friend. Secretly hate her because she can ride his dick if she wanted.
>one night we be at his house with pretty bestie. He is drunk.
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>indian hottie asks pretty bestie to come inside room with him. 16 year old awkward turtle me is sitting in lounge.
>bestie says no and joins me in lounge. Pretty bestie knows he be horny and she's not interested.
>Indian hottie sighs and goes to his room. Night drags.
>Find excuse to wander over to Indian hottie's room. He is laying in bed, arms over his head. His shirt is slightly raised, abs showing.
>hugeboner.com again. Simple sight, yet perhaps most erotic thing I've seen for some odd reason.
>16 year old me sits on edge of bed. Says hi. Indian hottie has sexyasfuuuuck cologne on. Boner beginning to hurt.
>Indian hottie ignores me, turns over and goes to sleep.
>rude.com
>I get up, go bathroom with raging hardon, and jerk off thinking about him.
>holiday ends, Indian hottie moves to New Zealand
>16 yr old me heartbroken as feck.
>fast forward 3 years later, 19 year old me at university. Totally forget about indian hottie.
>casually strolling down the mall on a Saturday and feel shoulder tap.
>turn around and its Indian hottie.
>whoa!!! Indian hottie is now even hotter.
>Indian hottie hugs me
>he smells good. Feeling boner coming on. Fuck.
>Obgligatory, "How are yous?" and "Where the heck have you been?" ensues
>He has to rush off, but asks for my number.
>numbers exchanged.
>next eve 19 year old me is at a loud as fuck party. Indian hottie texts "Hi mate, how's it going?"
>reply "Good maaaaan" back.
>Obligatory "Good to see you again" and "It's been ages, aye?" ensues.
>Text convo suddenly gets weird.
>Indian hottie starts asking about 19 year old me's sexual history. What? But why?
>try to steer conversation away, but Indian hottie keeps texting about it.
>suddenly Indian hottie asks outright if 19 year old me would like to be with a man like him.
>oh what. What the feck you talking about.
>Indian hottie starts to text sexy stuff.
>confused as fuck, but curious and horny as fuck too.
>play along.
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>Indian dude says he wants to experiment.
>19 year old me is getting worried -- maybe this kinda like some form of entrapment? Get me to confirm that I was indeed a flamin' homosexual?
>fuck it. Ask him if he's serious.
>Indian hottie says yes.
>start to get excited. Like too excited. Like OMFG is this real life?? Can good things really happen to me??
>a few texts later, finally discover what it was all about.
>Indian hottie fucked up school to pursue soccer career. Soccer career didn't pan out. Now Indian hottie is working dead end job and is brokeasfuck.com
>wants money in exchange for sex
>19 year old me is conflicted. Once upon a time would sell kidney to see this guy naked. But 19 year old me is not 16 year old me anymore.
>19 year old me legit not bad looking. Hooked up with waaaaay better looking guys than Indian hottie. Not THAT desperate for sex anymore.
>yet can't help but wonder anyway.
>a week later horny as fuck and have been thinking about Indian hottie. In fact, have become obsessed again.
>Arrange to meet him at my apartment in the city.
>Convince roomies to go out for a beer together
>Have a 2 beers, then pretends I got a call from a classmate who is dropping off text book at apartment. I escape.
>take out cash at ATM and quickly head home.
>Meet him downstairs. Nervous as fuck.
>Make small chitchat in elevator.
>Indian hottie suddenly reaches over, grabs hand, and places it over his pants.
>"whoa nelly"
>We end up in my room
>my head is buzzing from beer. Unsure if this really happening.
>He sits on edge of bed and motions for me to come over.
>I sit next to him.
>He unzips pants, and asks if I want to suck him.
>"FUCK YEAH."
>kneel down infront of him and slowly take off his pants.
>rub my face in his crotch with boxers on, inhale deeply
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>he smells so fucking good
>take off boxers off, and cock is soft.
>slowly start to lick it
>still soft
>lick it some more.
>still soft
>envelope cock in mouth and run my tongue around it
>still soft
>but but but why?
>bury my face in his slightly hairy balls.
>Indian hottie suddenly starts to get hard.
>YAAAAAS!
>slow, ever so slowly, start making my way down his hole.
>hole smells like clean soap and mild sweat. Whoa.
>internal animal takes over, now too horny
>suddenly grab his legs, push him up so ass is more accessible
>start going to town
>look at his face. Eyes intensely closed. Indian hottie is in legit estasy.
>look at cock and its now rock hard.
>YAAAAS
>Alternate between cock, balls and hole.
>Indian hottie is beginning to moan like crazy
>I pull out my own cock and start jerking off.
>before I know it, Indian hottie suddenly lets out one loud moan and violently orgasms.
>cum all over my face. Like a lot.
>mood turns awkward, and I pull up my pants.
>disappointed I didn't come, and still insanely horny
>Indian hottie can't meet my eye
>I give him cash, he says goodbye and leaves
>still horny
>wipe cum from my face, mix with spit, and jerk off furiously.
>blew buckets.
>insta-regret feels set in. What the fuck just happened?
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>Jacking off a lot to the fantasy of some sadist putting me through rigorous forced workouts to get my body in amazing shape
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