Historic Quotes Thread?
“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”-Winston Churchill
>>971229
"Be careful when thou gazeth into the darkness, lest the darkness gazeth into one's soul."
>>972230
Cuckold
>>972089
why is this in comic sans.
i cant take anything written in comic sans seriously. this quote might as well read "i broke apart my mom's porcelain and now im gonna see if I glue it back together with my cum lmao"
>>972233
>christianity
>not theological cuckoldry
>choosing a religion because you admire its tenets
>somehow analogous to it instead
>>971229
That's what you get when you slash education, Churchill, you fat Tory cuck.
>>972245
saved for future use.
>Holy
>>972247
>he votes Labour
>he supported Miliband
>>971229
https://richardlangworth.com/democracy
There appear to be a lot of false quotes attributed to Churchill. Another is "The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists."
is there anyone edgier than Uncle Joe?
>>972230
based Hitlel
>I think that fish last night gave me sea fire. Just put me in front of a barbarian, I'll get them out of Thrace.
>>972233
That's rich, coming from a Christcuck whose entire teachings could be summed up as cuckoldry.
>>972205
>Ghandi
>>971229
>>974903
without christianity you would still be living in huts eating wild boars.
>>972091
That quote falls apart when you realize mosquitoes do fine outside of swamps
>>975268
Didn't Christianity basically bond mankind together? They are nonprofit charity's that help literally everyone get on their feet
"The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire." - Voltaire
>>972241
comic sans is BASED
>>975268
this statement is completely false!
>>972205
designated
>>975902
Fucking hell, those backwards guys.
>>975329
It's kind of scary how he accurately predicted how dependent we would be on technology
'Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job'
>>976110
Fake quote, there is no *sniff*
>>971229
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
Major General John Sedgwick, his last words.
>>974866
Is this supposed to be a fart joke?
>>975248
I'll take "things that were never ever fucking spoken in the history of humanity" for 400, Jim!
>>976313
It actually probably was said by some Italian writers.
Anti-fascists are all of the things they accuse fascists of being.
>>976221
Food poisoning joke so more of a poop jthing
>>971229
">H >R >E"
François-Marie Arouet,
>>972241
it's for irony, usually
>>972205
>Said the man who went to law school in London
"War is inevitable, and this time, it will be truly world wide. It will unravel everywhere and there will be no limit to its battlefields. The condemnations of Nuremberg will be one of the main reasons, which will cause this war to be a conflict whose horror will be unparalleled. These condemnations gave birth, in fact, to a new conception which makes the victor a hero and the vanquished an odious criminal. By this fact, each leader will wage war like a demon in order not to be the loser and become, consequently, a criminal. All the atrocities that can be imagined by man, will be committed during this next war, in order to prevent the enemy from acquiring victory.
What I have just said, I have repeated to the American representatives and I have warned them that all of the mothers of the entire world will one day curse America."
-Otto Skorzeny
