Was voltaire ever married?
Is that a Voltaire buttplug?
>Confucius
>Buddha
>Aristotle
>Nietzsche
>Voltaire
All great men, and all unmarried. Clearly philosophical geniuses are either insufferable or just have no patience for the fairer sex.
>>960867
Geniuses of all stripes tend to be pretty strange motherfuckers.
>>960867
Buddha was married though.
Finally a Voltaire thread. It's been almost half a day since the last one, i was getting worried.
>>960887
wtf man why does buddha look like a pretty girl here
>>960867
"We only had 5 great men in history, and they all happen to be unmarried!"
Hmm nice cherry picking.
>holy
>matrimony
>>960867
pretty sure Aristotle was married, with a son.
so was Buddha
>>960845
No. he spent too much time fucking other peoples wives.
>>960892
>tfw you will never ever fuck a trap Buddha
>>960971
With that smug expression on his face the entire time.
>>960867
Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Locke, Hume, Kant, Beethoven, Newton ..... too, so many of them
>>960892
No, that is how Indians paint male characters, in reality he was a muscular and bearded guy.
>>960994
That bastard
>>960845
No, he was a wise man and wished Death for humanity by celibacy!
>>960867
Socrates was married, in fact, a lot of his wisecracks come from this
>By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
Well no, he was Fredrick the Great's lover.
>>960915
underrated
>>961482
That woud have been Rosseau.
>>960915
great post
