>Wake up tomorrow
>You're Hadrian
What do?
>>930430
Build a huge wall to block off the Picts from the rest of Britannia
>>930430
Take a nice morning piss with my tiny baby dick
Fuck the shit out of Antinous.
Keep him away from rivers and protected by loyal eunuchs.
Gay death doesn't happen until age 30, I'll be long dead by then.
>>930430
Enjoy life being Emperor.
Maybe make gun powder with sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal.
>>930472
This, but combine the technology with terrorizing my generals and insisting that I've been sent by the gods to restore the Roman Republic.
If I do it right, by the time I'm dead, the Romans will literally believe that republicanism is the will of god, and slay any who would threaten the republic.
Also, fuck a lot of bitches.
enjoy the most beautiful boy alive
What I would do in any situation where I held power: BUILD WALL
Participate in a Roman orgy.
Then a Roman banquet.
Then an orgy.
Then a banquet.
Lol I have no idea how these guys lead such a stressful life.
Buttfuck some kids and BUILD WALL to keep out the dirty pictish savages.
>>931545
someone build a wall around this faggot
>>930430
discretely replace members of the Guard with veteran army foreigners with no ties or ambition in Roman political power then disperse the praetorian guards and demolish the praetorian barracks in Rome
reform the upper society to ensure stability and loyalty to the country, not the generals
establish a form of retirement for the legionnaries that doesn't involve needing to conquer more land in order to give it away to retired soldiers
rein in the economic powers of the hyper rich senators and aristocracy, ensure a flourishing and stable middle class for economic prosperity
inject the standards of meritocracy, crack down on disgusting shit like nepotism
Begin the process of Romanization in every single region of the Empire to enforce loyalty to Rome
invade the picts, burn down everything, then build a wall and laugh at them
Finally, introduce a system that encourages and rewards scientific progress
fuck the praetorian guard
>>931545
Lets just open the borders to the Germans, the Scots, the Mauris, The Sarmatians, the Slavs, the Saracens ... Rome is nation of Immigrants after all. And Diversity is our strength!
>>930472
Gunpowder won't save Rome
Radio and a less corrupt bureaucracy on the other hand...
>>932068
#Notallgoths
I am going to build a wall and picts are going to pay for it
SAIL WEST
If I'm Hadrian?
Go back to Nicopolis to have Epictetus help end my degeneracy. That will ensure I will not have Hadrian's miserable ending.
While I'm away getting bullied by my master, get Antoninus as my prime minister to help him get experience.
Make the Empire totally non hereditary. Build a wall in Germany. Build a wall in the frontier with Persia . And make the Persians pay for it.
>>932978
>Make the Empire totally non hereditary.
How?
>>931545
average romeaboos everyone
>>932991
If I'm Hadrian, it is not like I have sons to complain about this.
>>930430
get busy banging Antinous' boypussy.
