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Mythological Matchups: Achilles vs Samson


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Who would win in a fight; Achilles or Samson?
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Achilles without a doubt. However Hercules vs Achilles, I'd go for Hercules.
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But Samson is a historical fact.

*tips fedora* and here's your reply.
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>>894989

unless samson figures out achilles' weak spot, he's toast. achilles is literally invulnerable everywhere but his heel.

samson vs hercules would be interesting.

>tfw no bronze age WWE with fighters becoming legendary heroes sung about in song and prose
>...or was there?
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Achilles' strengths:
>half-god
>turned the tide of any battle he took part in
>has a baller ass shield
>backed by gods such as Athena and Poseidon
weaknesses:
>dies like a bitch after getting struck in the heel with an arrow
>killed by Paris, one of the biggest pussies in Greek mythology

Samson's strengths:
>ripped a lion apart with his bare hands
>killed 1,000 men armed with nothing but the jawbone of a donkey
>burned down the crops of his enemies by tying a bunch of foxes together with lit torches stuck between their tails
>backed by the Lord, God of Israel
weaknesses:
>easily tempted by women, going so far as to reveal the source of his strength to some random foreign slut he was boning
>probably the densest motherfucker in the entire Bible
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>>895018
Samson definitely wins
ACHILLES BFTO
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>>895018

>even in the bronze age they had the stereotype of the brawny dumb guy
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>>895018
Some translations say the arrow was poisoned.
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>>895011
The Illiad is to Achilles as Thunder in Paradise is to Hulk Hogan.
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The jew loses
Fuckin garbage match up anyway
Beowulf vs Gilgamesh
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Samson, easiest kiting of my life
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>>895489
The juice never loses anon
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>samson
>capable of losing
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>>895489
>muh hipster match up
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>>895685
that would be Sun Wukong vs Cu Chulainn
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>>895489
Good matchup.

Also Gilgamesh.
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