Someone explain the history of croatia to a 1/4 blooded croat.
It got worse
>>812723
You spent a few hundreds of years together with your Non-Slavic Catholic Friends ((Aka Venice and Austria as well as Hungary))
Then some moron had the bright idea to make you enter the into a Union with a bunch of Slavic Orthodox.
Now, after two world wars, you are once again hanging out with your Catholic Nonslavic friends, aka Italy Austria + Germany and Hungary.
Is Croatia even a real country? I thought it was a myth, like giraffes.
>>812723
DALMATIANS
and
VENETIANS
>>812723
First of all, don't listen to this idiot >>812741
>Catholic Nonslavic friends, aka Italy Austria + Germany and Hungary
Fuck, you're a god damn retard. Let me know how well you'll think of your "friends" once they've cucked the entire economy in Croatia and reduce us to a puppet state. I hope you're ready to lick German ass when they come to the beach in Dalmatia. Get the fuck out with your nationalistic feels-good bullshit.
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>>812751
I see the S*rbs have arrived
>>812723
> Slavic tribes invade Balkans after fall of Roman Empire, integrating with local population while imposing own culture
> duchy of croatia formed in Middle Ages
> back and forth territorial exchanges between Balkan states, nothing exciting for a while
> falls under Hungarian sphere
> spends 400 years as shield against Ottomans
> liberated from Austria-Hungary in WWI, integrated into Yugoslavia
> Croat opinion is divided, pan-Slavicists rejoice but others would have preferred A-H, some want own independent nation
> in WWII, Croatian fascist puppet government instated, run by the Ustasa political movement
> "official" government spends war genociding Jews, Serbs, and other undesirables according to Nazi and Ustasa doctrines
> lots of Croats join Socialist Partisan resistance movement to expel foreign occupation
> reintegrated into Socialist Yugo under Tito after war
> Tito relies on cult of personality to run divided nation
> Tito dies and infantile nationalists start civil wars
> Croats align with the West, receive aid in ensuing conflict and see relative prosperity in following years
> Join EU
^ proper unbiased history
>>812754
> in Croatia and reduce us to a puppet state
> Croatia
> us
fucking retard
>>812757
S*rb diaspora please go back
>>812754
>If ya ain't with Germoney, then ya wit Serbia
What ever happened to being an independent nation? Wasn't that the whole point, friend?
>>812763
don't fall for the Turk's bait
hrvoot hrvoot
They invented ties, so fuck em.
>>812756
>proper unbiased history
lol
'muh Tito', etc.
>>812723
they where nazis at one point there still are actually
>>812723
They have great footballers. They reached the third place of World Cup 1998, their first World Cup competition after only just existing for a few years.
>>812881
explain my bias, friend :)
>>812925
he can't, he's some diaspora faggot
non nation
>1/4
you arent one either
>>812889
this
>>812878
details?
>>813415
The English word 'croat' comes from 'crvat', a bastardized form of hrvat (what croats call themselves). Crvat also became 'cravat', french for tie, because the Croatian soldiers always wore them
>>813429
>crvat such thing
croat comes from latin you dumbfuck
>>812769
Hrvoot hrvoot
>>813429
>crvat
more like kurwat amirite
croats gib istra clay back
>>813615
like hell we will
there is the whole coastal slovenia between us and you so we're safe pretty much
WE WUZ PERSIANS N SHIET
Fascists who need to GET OUT
>>813639
motherfucker this is slovenia
>>813672
get out of what ?
>>812741
>You spent
>you
"He" didn't do shit, he's an American muh huritage LARPer.
>>813660
What?
>>814067
http://www.iranchamber.com/culture/articles/croatians_cravats_iranian_origin.php
>>814075
That's pretty cool.
>>814078
its bullshit
>>814075
Sounds interesting, there's probably something to it.
>>814089
idn , i did see somevhere a theory that all slavs cam from iran so its probably something in that direction
>>814088
Its not bullshit. Iranian academics postulate along with some Croatian ones of their ORIGINS, not what the modern day Croats are.
>>813615
>>813639
>>813697
>>814097
I don't think that Slavs have shared origin, especially when it comes to Balkan Slavs.
>>814100
can u give some links ,
>>814272
SFUKI
>>814272
SJEBI
