Redpill-me on the Portuguese Caliphate.
>>796887
Fucking kill yourself
>>796892
Bump
>>796887
Alberto Barbossa was a very lucky ruler who came to power right after the other world powers were devastated by the hyper war. He expanded their power despite Portugal being the poorest country in the world. He called himself "source of all moorish wisdom" or just "the source". Due to a 0% literacy rate in Portugal he wrote in Finnish, and signed every letter "t. Albert Barbossa" due to "t." being the Finnish abbreviation for "source".
>>796910
But i thought the finnish Empire had ended somewhere in the early 7000B.C
>>796981
Yep, Alberto ruled for about 70 years, after he died in 6934BC the entire caliphate collapsed and everyone forgot about it until secret documents were discovered by the Age of Empires developers who revived the memory of Alberto Barbossa.
>>796992
Thank the ancient Gods for memes.
>Báguete
>Cigana
>Merda
>Areia
>>796887
>Redpill
you know the world would be a much happier place if you faggots would REALLY eat any random pill a strange nigger you've only just met gave you.
>>796887
I am enjoying these fresh meme
>>796887
Alberto Barbossa wuz finnish 'n shieet or so he's said to have exclaimed. He was probably a finnaboo because he closed off each of his letters with a 't'. He created the Caliphate originally as a revival of a Third Finnish Empire but it is seen as Portuguese since nobody spoke Finnish within the caliphate and due to the amount of moors.
Is this like a new meme?
Taking a random country and giving it a crazy empire
>>799374
>Is this like a new meme?
>New
Wow, it's like you missed out on Primordial Nationalism that was all over the globe. Especially among peoples not descended of ancient empires.
Just look at Radical Voelkisch Ideology of Nazi Germans and the obsession for some lost German Civilization.
>>796887
>Redpill-me on the Portuguese Caliphate.
Based polity, predecessor to the Wewuz empire from the time of the hyper-war, who were known for their reverence towards their kingly ancestors.
>>796887
These threads are dumb
WE WUZ SULTANS AND SHIT
>>799374
We already had a crazy empire irl
Alberto Barbosa is better than Ronaldo
Someone pls explain this
>>796887
Reminder that Alberto is a title, not a name. So just like the English queen is called Queen Elizabeth of England, Barbosa was named Alberto Barbosa of the Kangs.
He can also be called Barbosa, Alberto of the Kangs.
