Who here Romaboo?
Post anything to satisfy other Romaboos. Bonus points for Roman memes
>I didn't study at the Lyceum, I read Aristotle's works
Oh, it shows, Quentinius.
reminder thos was a legit successor state
>>598265
More history/roman pepes
>>598268
>>598237
Heh, I get it
I once had plans to make lorica segmentata out of cardboard
too bad I lose interest in things
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Roman Aemy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Barbarians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top spear-thrower in the entire Roman armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Forum? Think again, plebian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Empire and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Roman Infantry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Thanks for the classic demonstration of why generals are cancerous.
>>598369
>>598358
hehe...meme
>>598358
>>598744
>uncircumcised
Hmmmmm
>>598639
Damn, it's been that long since that thread already?
>tfw 10 years here
Dear lord.
Can we all agree that republic > empire?
>>598747
Since Jesus is God obviously he will realize being uncut is vastly superior and grow back his foreskin.
Seriously, how the FUCK did people 2000+ years ago build things like this? it blows my mind man
no computers, no industrial revolution
I just can't wrap my mind around it
>>598846
sorry forgot pic
>>598238
>>598833
Yes, i want Caesar fags out of my board
>>598883
i don't get the meme?
>>599151
Its an old meme from early(ier) /his/
>>599151
"Holy Roman Empire".
This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.
"Holy", you say, while grining like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is it's name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.
But then, the funniest is coming : "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laugther. "Roman", it is called, despite the fact that this "Roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".
And now, here is the end of the fun : "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>598973
But caesar was a part of the Republic you idiot, if you mean gaius julius caesar that fought the gauls
>>598358
>serves in infantry
>calls others plebs
HE
Gaius marius and sulla
>>598238
>UNHOLY
Excummunicated Emperors like Frederick II
>GERMAN
They weren't roman, they even destroyed rome.
>DUCHIES
Dukes had too much power on their own, was not a real empire like Rome, Persia etc.
I really like studying the republic, united, western and eastern Rome's but these threads are disgusting memefests that belong on a facebook page or on /s4s/
collectively kill yourselves for participating in it
>>598358
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my cohort in the evocati, and I’ve been involved in numerous punitive strikes across the Rhine frontier, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pilus hurler in the entire Roman army. You are nothing to me but just another barbarian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this oikoumene, mark my fucking tablet. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the rostra? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Aventine and your domus is being traced right now so you better prepare for Jupiter's bolts, cunt . The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ancilla. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the testudo, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Legio XIII and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the imperium, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have quieted your fucking rhetoric. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Arminius.
>>599537
10/10
Caesar>the theoretical existence of an infallible god>Sulla>Africanus>Gaius>Octavian>everyone else
Who is/was (in your opinion) the most Roman looking actor who has played a Roman on screen?
>>599592
Never seen a black actor in a roman portrayal, so no believable portrayals
>>599537
t. Germanicus
>>599537
It should be your "clever" ambush
This faggot walks up to you in his shitty lorica segmenta rip off and tells you to abandon your fundamental Nordic religion.
What do?
>This whole thread
>being spoken in a Germanic language
ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH
It's dump time
>>600403
>English
>Germanic
>Germanic itself isn't even a Germanic word
>>600428
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>>600428
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captcha street names is autistic
done, enjoy ur shit memes romaboos
if i skipped a number then it was already posted
>>598238
when charlamange was at the helm yes afterword's no
>tfw you will never be fucked by a handsome Roman warrior
why live
>>600784
> tfw you will never gut filthy Germans, or crush filthy Carthaginians under your Caligae.
Why live?
>>600586
Charlemagne didn't create the HRE, it was Otto the first more then 100 years after him.
>>601939
Yeah, no. This is some afrocentrism tier shit.
>>600428
>That sad moment when you are proud of not knowing any other language
>>600461
where is this from?
>>602350
What does it say, senpai?
>>599592
Tiberius in The Caesars (six episode series from the 60's) and James Purefoy in Rome.
>>599329
Every thread.
>>599570
Sulla>Marius>Caesar>>>Fabius=Africanus>Sertorius>>>>>Scipio Aemilianus>>>>>>>>>>>Metellus Pius>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pompey
>>602365
"donkey king who was crucified"
I think
>>602426
kek
>>602365
"Cry moar bitch, my stallion dick is only for boypucci"
The Praetorians did not become true career soldiers until the ascension of Septimius Severus in 193 AD. He disbanded the corrupt Guard that had plotted the death of his predecessor Pertinax, and replaced them with hand-picked centurions and legionaries from the Danube Legions. Together with the Legio II Parthica, the Praetorian Guard formed the nucleus of the Roman field army in the early 3rd Century AD.
What remained of the Praetorian Cohorts became loyal supporters of Maxentius, who reigned in Italy for a brief, chaotic period in the early 4th Century. They formed the nucleus of his Army at Milvian Bridge, in October of 313 AD, when it was destroyed by Flavius Valerius Constantinus - fresh from his alleged vision of Christ's Cross.
Those Praetorians who did not drown in the Tiber were disbanded by Constantine, and their barracks in Rome were donated to the Church.
>>603779
nvm found it
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Caracalla
>>600397
Hail talos
Secundus shitposted here.
>>598238
That's not the ottoman empire
