>you're majoring in history?
>that's great cause I heard they're just opening up a new history factory down the street hahahahaha
t-thanks dad
Is your dad a 17th century duke? No? Then how is this related?
>>564563
>Follow your heart
>Just be yourself
>Live your dreams
> You did WHAT? How's that going to pay the bills?!
>>564563
I did my BA in history and now getting a MS in finance, its never too late
>>565391
I'm almost the same.
BA in International Relations and Masters in Supply Chain Management
Masters degree in history, going to teach history
>>565444
to history majors who grow up to teach history majors who grow up to teach history majors
anything to get into the ivory tower i guess eh
>>564563
Pic related
>>564580
It could have happened over 25 years ago. In which case it'd be an extremely minor historical event.
>>564563
IS YOUR FATHER'S, AND/OR YOUR, PROFESSIONAL IDEAL TO WORK IN A FACTORY?
>>565472
Is Diogenes "The Absolute Madman" of Synope /his/'s official mascot now?
>>564563
Joke's on you I never even went to college
>Become historian
>Write about how the baby boomers ruined everything
>Laugh in ur daddies face when he gets mad
>>564563
>Studied history
>Now punch people for a living
Fuck you dad.
>History major
>Only thing a history bachelor can do is teaching
>I hate public speaking and teens
Suicide when?
>>566802
That's good for you, over here you must have a master's degree to be allowed to teach kids.
>>566784
this