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Why did Liu Bei spike the baby /his/?
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Why did Liu Bei spike the baby /his/?
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>>524244
Because babies can't fight wars. Considering what happened when he grew up, was saving the child even worth it?
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>>525447

There is a non-zero chance that throwing the baby on the ground contributed to Liu Shan's mental problems.
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He was being benevolent and trying to save the shu-han from [more] bad leadership.
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>>524244
FORTY YARD RUSH TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS
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someone explain this
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>>526928

>Cao Cao sent 5,000 riders to chase down the fleeing army of Liu Bei
>This starts the battle of Changban
>Zhao Yun single-handedly broke though the Wei horsemen
>Fights off a non-existent General called Xiahou En & takes Cao Cao's prized sword from him
>Finds Liu Shan & Lady Mi
>Lady Mi doesn't want to be a burden so she jumps in a well and dies.
>Zhao Yun then fights off the Wei horsemen again
>Zhang Fei pretends to lay a trap to trick the pursuing Wei Horsemen
>another non-existent general called Xiahou Jie dies because Zhang Fei bellowed it so loud or something
>finally comes back to Liu Bei, hands over the baby Liu Shan
>Liu Bei throws the baby to the ground
>exclaimed that his son had nearly cost him one of his best warriors
>Zhao Yun caught the baby Liu Shan before he hit the ground

in reality almost none of this happened
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>>527205
Even if it didn't, the Three Kingdoms period is fucking cash.
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>>528605

Yeah, 72% of the entire population of China dying. So awesome.
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>>528636
Balancing out the ecology. Sometimes you gotta kill rabbits bro.
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>>528636
You say it like we can do something for them now.
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>>524244
Because in his current situation, having a good soldier is better than having a baby
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Liu bei and Zhao yun fucked right?
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>Luo Guangzhong puts all kinds of stuff like Liu Bei eating a peasant's wife and doing a baby touchdown to make him heroic and benevolent
>600 years later it makes him look like a psychopathic lunatic
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