How to be a modern day Diogenes?
>>520220
get put on a sex offender list
>>520220
A modern day Diogenes would probably be sent to a mental institution.
>>520220
What exactly would be stopping you?
>>520220
Be an eccentric
>>520220
don't have a job. make fun of people on 4chan all day.
>>520256
>looking for an honest man on 4chan
ishyddt
>>520256
Oh well in that case I'm already there.
>>520256
And then Anon was a Diogenes.
Step out of my dubs
I can find Aphrodite anywhere
>>520220
Be NEET, argue with normies and destroy them with a barrage of witty comebacks.
>be NEET
>post cynical truths that make brainwashed normies tell you "go back to /pol/ rrreeeeeee!!!"
>>521082
>>521090
Embarrassing failure.
Take a shit in a theatre, masturbate in public infront of children, piss on people who disagree with you.
He was a nutter.
>>521099
Should also add his response to Alexander's quote, that was based as fuck
>>520778
I should also wish to be Diogenes!
>>521176
You mean the one where he says that if he weren't Diogenes he'd also want to be Diogenes?
Has to be Stallman.
>Mostly responsible for creating GNU/Linux
>Could be richer then Gates
>Lets everyone have it for free due to philosophical reasons
>Actively protests the use of all non-free software
>Supports pedophilia
>Eats things he finds stuck to his feet.
21th Century Diogenes.
By being as Diogenes was: a crazy, yet well-educated and literate homeless dude. You'd have to take up writing quite a bit, Diogenes was actually a fairly prolific writer.
>>521438
Pretty sure Diogenes isn't an expert in 'taking credit for others' and 'freeloading'
Be homeless and critique ideology.
>>520220
do you want to be actual diogenes, society's perception of diogenes, or your perception of diogenes? or a mix of all three? diogenes had to become diogenes too. become through doing and be through becoming.
Become a lolicon
>>521451
How did he get ink and paper?
>>522221
I'd assume he either scrounged it or borrowed it. As I recall he was fairly well renowned.
>>521451
Where can I read some of his writings?
>>521624
>diogenes had to become diogenes too.
Before Diogenes was Diogenes, did he wish to be Diogenes?
>>520220
Go ahead, join the homeless and crackheads down at the loser alley. You fucking bums,I won't be missing any of you. Who the fuck wants to be some homeless idiot
>>523386
All of his writings got lost in time.Sorry anon
Masturbate in public
How does one pronounce Diogenes? Never heard anyone say it out loud.
In my head I say Die-odge-in-ees
Become a crust punk and spend a lot of time at the library.
>>523871
Dai-Yo-Jeans
>>523895
No? Fucking anglos ruining all pronounciations. More like Dee-ohgeh-ness
>>523895
Anglos are fucking retarded.
Go back to studying for the Science test, Billy
take your cock out for little kids
Be homeless and shit on society.
In the great tradition of Diogenes, I put out a message on Craigslist looking for honest people.
So far I've gotten three messages and I'm going to email them back and call them scoundrels.
>>524257
I wonder who would win in a shitposting contest between Voltaire and Diogenes
>>524326
can you post it all here pls
Why do people idolize this man based on a few trivial historical anecdotes, most of which are likely bullshit? Is it because it's easier to meme a philosopher whose writings were lost to the ages, since you don't have to actually know anything about their thought processes?
>>524402
No fucking shit do you think you're being insightful by saying it?
Slave to your will just like your old mate schope said.
>>524368
My other post on CL got the replies not this one. Fuck. Either way, here's the post. I guess we'll see.
>>520220
>be the crazy homeless guy living under a bridge
>occasionally spout some wisdom or a witty remark
>get arrested a few times for jerking off in a mall
You can get the same experience by going on 4chan anyways.
>>524355
What my nigga said
>>525299
that sounds like shit
Djognes kek
>>523871
I always pronounce it in my head as Dee-odge-in-eez
Probably wrong though
Die-Oj-Eh-Nees.
>>523386
He was known to have written many books and papers, however none are known to have survived to present day.
We all cry a little.
>>529876
World is hell.
GG allin is modern day Diogenes
>>521438
He is fat as fuck, one of Diogenes principles was to train the body in order to gain virtue. He openly mocked fat rich nobles.
>>520220
>implying Crates wasn't the superior cynic
plebs
