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>Gondorian heavy cavalry charges with drawn swords onto a fortified position
>they all die from arrows
am I the only one who gets annoyed by absolut idiotic depiction of battles in movies?
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Yeah, it's like they don't know shit about the real History of Middle earth
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>>500270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cr%C3%A9cy

>french cavalry charges with couched lances uphill through english arrowstorm
>they all die from arrows
b...but muh charge
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>>500270

to be honest, I'm more annoyed by the fact that they all have plate armor, which is displayed nowhere in Middle-Earth, it's mail all around.
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>>500284
you are just supporting my point, senpai
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>>500270

I was more irritated at the ability of Rohan's cavalry to just literally plough through an entire army while maintaining all their momentum

I'm pretty sure that's not possible and it would have ground to a bloody halt once they'd got through the first few ranks
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>>500292
were you not complaining that a charge on a fortified position failed?

its been a while since I saw the movie
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>>500294


Even when fighting orcs? Whom at least the book descriptions generally put orcs as closer to hobbit size than human sized.
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>>500294
the orcs didn't have any spears or other long things to actually stop them. so maybe they just go run over and turned to pulp by thousand of horses.

>>500304
it's the whole retardation of the depiction of the charge. I don't even know if it's in the book.
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>>500270
>>>/tv/
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>>500311

In the books (Working from memory, I don't have my copy of RoTK here) Faramir leads his men to re-take Osgiliath at the behest of Denethor. Gandalf thinks it's a bad idea, but Faramir goes anyway.

You don't get to see the actual battle, only overhear a few scattered reports that Pippin hears; fighting takes place over about a day and a half, the charge fails, they fall back to a smaller fortification (the causeway forts) and when the baddies attack there, they fall back to the city itself.

Over the course of all the fighting, Faramir is badly wounded, and about a third of the men with him don't make it back.

One thing I would note is that despite the heavy cost paid, it probably saves everyone's necks; that extra day and a half buys a lot of time for Rohan and later Aragorn to show up with reinforcements.
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>>500311
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>>500329
>>500311

Oh, and one other thing, the bulk of the force is on foot. Denethor kept most of his cavalry under the command of a guy named Imrahil, they only show up within a very short distance of the city of Minas Tirith, and their charge stops the pursuit of Faramir's battered force.
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>uruk-hai march up to Helm's Deep's walls with pikes
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>>500341
makes sense if you think that there might be cavalry attacks. they are horse people after all.

>>500337
see, now this makes more sense. not wasting precious cavalry on a suicide mission and trying to take back Osgiliath with infantry.
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LOOOOOOORD OF ALL NOOOOOLDOOOOOOOR
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>>500270
>am I the only one who gets annoyed by absolut idiotic depiction of battles in movies?
it's a trope by now, and it's done that way so the heroes can look good while "saving the day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LybaAtxltjA&t=3m44s
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Why are you complaining about a shitty movie / book on /his/? It's not even based on history, fuck off.

>>>/tv/
>>>/lit/
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>>500270
They should have stuck to the book which has actually legit tactics
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>>500329
>In the books (Working from memory, I don't have my copy of RoTK here) Faramir leads his men to re-take Osgiliath
No he actually is there to defend Osgiliath, not retake it.
He loses either way
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>>500365
i made it /his/ related, check the video >>500358
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>>500375
>responding to a wannabe-janitor and meta-shitposter
just dont.
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>>500367
I really wish we got to see the battles for the forts on Rammas Echor, just seeing it on film would have been good enough for me but they left it out.
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>>500391
We heard of the horns in the hills ringing,
the swords shining in the South-kingdom.
Steeds went striding to the Stoningland
as wind in the morning. War was kindled.
There Théoden fell, Thengling mighty,
to his golden halls and green pastures
in the Northern fields never returning,
high lord of the host. Harding and Guthláf,
Dúnhere and Déorwine, doughty Grimbold,
Herefara and Herubrand, Horn and Fastred,
fought and fell there in a far country:
in the Mounds of Mundburg under mould they lie
with their league-fellows, lords of Gondor.
Neither Hirluin the Fair to the hills by the sea,
nor Forlong the old to the flowering vales
ever, to Arnach, to his own country
returned in triumph; nor the tall bowmen,
Derufin and Duilin, to their dark waters,
meres of Morthond under mountain-shadows.
Death in the morning and at day’s ending
lords took and lowly. Long now they sleep
under grass in Gondor by the Great River.
Grey now as tears, gleaming silver,
red then it rolled, roaring water:
foam dyed with blood flamed at sunset;
as beacons mountains burned at evening;
red fell the dew in Rammas Echor.
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>>500391
seeing uruks more than just push-overs would have been enough for me. in 12 hours of movie there is 1 orc worth his salt.
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>>500391

I really wish the Pelennor fields looked inhabited. In the book it's not just a big empty plain, but a series of rolling fields full of crops and little villages and flocks of sheep, with a low wall encircling the part closest to Minas Tirith itself.
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>>500284
>le English Longbow maymay

Are you retarded? I think you are because-

>Knights were not felled by arrows, longbows could not penetrate plate/coat of plate armor and would only cause bruising.

>French cavalry was charging across muddied ground without a day's rest and exhausted from march, horses were targeted, not the riders.

>Morale was shit and men broke.
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>>500270
Didn't they do this at the command of an insane king?
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>>500620
>longbows could not penetrate plate
8/26 was an inside job!
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>>500284
sure sounds Crécy
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>>500341
>proceed to royally shit the bed when an actual cavalry force shows up
>dont plant the pikes, dont set up stakes, dont have scouts on the hill
>magic birds cant spot army of cavalry coming to Helms Deep

Amazing how not one horse hit a pike. Not fucking one. No broken legs on those piles of corpses the horses are charging over, not one animal chickens out in the face of horsey armageddon

Fuck trolls and eagles and magical beings, the horses of middle earth are lean, mean, charging machines that effortlessly glide through mountains of bodies and pointy objects completely unscathed and unwavered. They defy all logic, all physics. Aint nobody fucking with those animals, should have brought them to the black gate, lolcharged in when they opened it and paved the way to middle earth themselves.
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>>501043
*mount doom
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>>500291
Elves use plate armor and always did since the First Age, afaik. They probably invented it in Valinor (along with the first weapons) and brought it with them. The mail was invented by dwarves I think.
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>>500270
>At 7.30am on 1 July 1916, officers blew their whistles to signal the start of the attack.

As 11 British divisions clambered out of their trenches and walked slowly towards the enemy lines, German machine guns opened fire, causing wholesale carnage.

The first day of that battle was the bloodiest in the whole history of the British Army. By the end of the day, the British had suffered 60,000 casualties; almost 20,000 were dead, including 60% of all the officers involved.

One of those who survived that horrific first assault, and who endured the prolonged ghastliness of the months of fighting that followed, was the young JRR Tolkien.
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>>501101
fuuuuuuuuuck

Did anyone think to drop prone and actually use their SMLE not like a musket?
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>>500270
>heavy cavalry charges with drawn swords onto a fortified position

that's the point. Tolkien is trying to illustrate how divorced Denethor is from reality, and to simultaneously illustrate the sense of duty and personal bravery of the soldiers of Gondor and Faramir.

But you're just an autist so this point is lost on you.

This is the same guy who lost all his friends fighting in the trenches of WW1. He's probably seen enough of real life warfare.

>>501043

>lol fantasy isn't real guys, there's magic and shit in it

thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>501067
There is again, 0 mention of plate in the Silmarillion? Descriptions of the panoply of big elves? Guys like Fingolfin and Earindil again have them in mail.
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>>501130
Except, as other anons pointed out upthread, this isn't how it happened in the books at all, only in the movie.
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>>501120
Sounds like you want to get shot for dereliction of duty
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FEANOR DID NOTHING WRONG
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>Pandava brothers kill hundreds of enemies including war elephants with their bare hands each day of battle

Is anyone getting sick of these idiotic depictions?

>mfw
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>>501137

Faramir knew it was hopeless and went anyways.
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>>501140
What if I'm popping Jerrys though?
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>>500620
>target horse
>knight is thrown
>gets concussion and dies
>breaks collar bone and dies
>relatively uninjured from fall
>killed by english man at arms
considering the horrific losses for the french at Crecy I'm not sure what point you were trying to make by calling longbows a meme weapon
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>>501101
Im not doubting Tolkien. But in light of the fact that Tolkien knew his shit and has seen war the careless dumbassery of pj makes it only worse.
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>>501043
They had essentially won the battle at that point. All that was left was a handful in the final keep, their mentality at that point was of a force pursuing a routed enemy, they didn't give a fuck about anything except slaughtering whoever was left inside.
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>>501211
Cowardice will not be tolerated lad, now stand up and charge those machineguns like a man!
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>>501502
They are clearly shown setting apike line ot face the attack.
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>>500311
>orcs didn't have spears
I'm pretty damn sure they did in the films at least. I recall ar least one cavalry charge where they literally ride right into their spears and somehow still utterly destroy the defending masses of orcs
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>>501638
>>501043
You lads are forgetting that at the Battle of Helms Deep Gandalf lead the charge just as the sun rose over the crest of the hill, blinding the orcs just moments before the cavalry charge makes contact.
Also remember that orcs are sensitive to sunlight and sperged out when it hit them, meaning that few, if any, of them actually had spears at the ready.
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>>500620
>Longbows
>Can't
>Penetrate
>Plate
>Armor
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>>501703
Debra
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>>501163
Faramir bought the critical time for Rohan and the southern troops to arrive.
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>>501043
It's almost as though a literal angel was leading the charge and using magic to increase the orc's fear of the sun
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Orcs are on average the size of midgets.

And Uruk-Hai are ALMOST as tall as men.
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>>501234
I'm calling them a meme weapon because people often point at Crecy and Agincourt with "lulz longbows kill knights" implying they have a chance in hell at penning steel plate from anywhere but point blank range. When in reality it was more "Knights charge through shitty terrain, horses get bogged down, shot to pieces, knights suffer broken bones and bruises, get finished off with dagger to the throat".
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>>501714

They died in massive numbers against an overwhelming numerical superiority and the time they saved was insignificant because it was for a river town that wasn't even Sauron's focus, Denethor thought Rohan wasn't coming when ordered the defense, and it was the oath ghosts that saved the day anyways.
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>>501776

>ghosts

In Hackson movies only. In the books, the ghosts only frighten the pirates, so they leave their ships in terror and are killed by the southern troops of Gondor. Then Aragorn lead an army of southern gondorian and former pirates' slaves to Minas Tirith, on the pirates ships.

The ghosts are released way before the pelennor battle, which is won by humans only in the book.

In the book, the populous southern provinces of Gondor only send 1/10th of their troops to Minas Tirith before the siege, because they are afraid of a huge pirate invasion in the south. That's why Aragorn can lead the remaining 9/10th later to save the day.

I'm pissed of Hackson didn't show the scene you see the various provincial troops coming to Minas Tirith just before the siege, with Pippin watching it.
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>>500270

Gondor has no real cavalry, they are infantrimen, so obviously they dont know how to fight on horse, they are just mounted infantry.
And the Seneschal is a madman who sents his son into an obvious suicide mission.
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>>501828
>Gondor has no real cavalry, they are infantrimen, so obviously they dont know how to fight on horse, they are just mounted infantry.
oh dog
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>>500270
I guess it was to highlight Denethor's madness and Faramir's undying loyalty to his nation and father, despite overwhelming odds.

The LOTR movies in general are pretty retarded when it comes to battle tactics. Like charging the Mumakil head on. Dramatic storytelling came in the way.
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>>501828
No they had a cavalry force. Gondor just didn't specialize in cavalry like Rohan. They were a mixed force. The bulk was heavy infantry obviously, then there were the rangers. They had engineers, elite fountain guards and an elite cavalry force called the Knights of Dol Amroth.

Gondor was a feudal society, so they kind of soldiers (and quality) depended on the region they came from.
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>>500270
>>500284
But this battle was supposed to be idiotic though. Faramir had no other soldiers for the charge but his own, the guys who just had retreated from the city. He had only those soldiers under his command.
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>>500284
Most of the French knights were on foot.
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>>501680
>sensitive to sunlight.

Dont give me that shit
1)What kind of soldier doesnt train against his greatest weakness? Michael Jordan wants to talk to you about defense. It aint about practicing for the easy days
2)blind? Who cares its a pikewall. Dont need eyes, just plant the pike and hold. Can literally function blind and its impossible to not kill horses
3)didnt bring stakes to a rohan fight? Ahohoho
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>Cavalry charge with swords against a fixed position with missile weapons

Nevva bin done befo!
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>>503033
Sunlight literally burnt their skin, they're like vampires.

also
>Orcs
>Organisation
>Training
>Discipline
>Foresight
They're like 20th century arab tier incompetent
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>>502249
that's even worse
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>>503086
Theyre being led by a magical wizard. With magical spotting birds
Simply no excuse for failing to plant s r akes during the night, what, they just thought rohan's undefeated elite cavalry force would fuck off with the elves or something? Well they should have thought something was up when they saw elves there.
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>>503086
So youre telling me that sunlight is literally painful to them and yet they dont train in the sunlight?

This is what i never understood about the evil armies. Why are you giving them such an easy time with training? You have all the resources and control to be even more organized and yet they dont train for their ultimate weakness, aka the other 12 hours in a day? Some army, dont know why anyone was scared. The horses certainly werent
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>>501680
THEY ARE CLEARLY SHOWN SETTING A PIKE LINE.

AT THAT POINT, THE PIKES ARE LEVELED AT CHEST HEIGHT FOR A HORSE, YOU CAN LITERALLY BE BLIND AND STILL KILL ATTACKING CAVALRY BECAUSE THEY'LL FUCKING RUN ONTO THE POINTS.

IT'S RETARDED. YOU'RE RETARDED. STOP DEFENDING IT.

>>503086
Except uruk-hai are actually organized, trained, intelligent, and brave. And resistant to sunlight.

They're literally better in ever way. That's the whole FUCKING POINT of saruman creating them.

They're engineered super orcs, and no, they don't fall short. At all. Hence being fucking huge, wearing non-rusting armor, and showing up with pikes and in formation in the first place.
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>>503515

Saruman please go.
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>>500620
>>Knights were not felled by arrows, longbows could not penetrate plate/coat of plate armor and would only cause bruising.
That is wrong, after salvaging a Tudor ship they found a load of Longbows, upon testing them, they noticed that the Longbow was pretty lethal from about 30 metres. Considering the Knight and Horse would look like a porcupine.
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>>503547
>they
>they
who?
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>>503547
Except you're wrong. Most testing shows that firing on a man in plate is a fucking crapshoot until he's at point blank range, and by that pioint, you're (finally) harming the FIRST rank.

The other ranks will roll over you.

Which is exactly what fucking happened in a straight longbow v cavalry fight at patay-
the archers got to fight french knights without any heavy infantry or fortifications to protect them, and they got fucking massacred.

On top of this, the man LEADING the cavalry assault at agincourt survived and reached the English lines. We have contemporary accounts of men throwing their arms out and exposing their chests in mockery of the archers.

Longbows were effective because the men using them would engage in hand to hand combat when the enemy got close, and because the french fought like retards against the english.

Not because they were some wonderweapon that readily defeated armor.
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>>503550
Some archaeology fags, I was watching Weapons that Made Britain recently and it is largely based upon the Battle of Crecy.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR0wssl9fWo
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>>503561
thank you Matt Easton :^)

>>503564
seriously? a tv show? you know what the goal of a tv show is? entertainment.
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>>503561

check this @ 6:50
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR0wssl9fWo [Embed]

They use an air cannon and test the capability of the Longbow, which was lethal when deployed from the flanks of a British line.
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>>503572
I have some books here, but I can't post a link to my library now, can I? Fucking faggot.
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>>503564
Now watch the one about armor and piss off.

Or, you know, actually do some fucking study beyond watching a single tv show.
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>>503579
there are plenty of ways to present your evidence without linking to a faggy one hour long tv show.
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>>503575
>munition quality
Look that up, and then consider why this might not be very relevant for the fucking elite that would make up the leading line of a french charge.

also
>30 meters
>at most, only bruised
>"pretty lethal"
Congratulations, your source disproves your point.
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>>503592
20 metres, I didn't reference it today, I just look now.

At 20 metres they were lethal, and if you understood how they formed for battle, you would understand how they were lethal.

>>503585
Experts or a bunch of shitposters, GTFO out of here you stupid cock sucker.
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>>503596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4aMoCAypos
34 minutes. The same experts say you're fucking wrong.

>At 20 metres they were lethal, and if you understood how they formed for battle, you would understand how they were lethal.
You mean in a V on the flanks of their heavy troops, relying on the french to ignore them in favor of assaulting the men at arms exclusively so they could fire for a much longer period than otherwise possible, and then charge the flanks in hand to hand because the bows were NEVER-not once-enough to win?

Yeah, I understand it perfectly, you fucking dilettante.

Again, when forced to fight alone, archers VS knight, they got slaughtered at patay. Slaughtered.

And last, maybe you shouldn't take a british public TV program that ONLY talks about English victories in a war they lost at face value.
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>>503612
Stupid cunt.

The Men at Arms were in the centre

/ / / / /

The Bowmen were on the flanks behind stakes and even supplemented with Pikemen.

The bowmen are ^

^ ^ ^ / / / / / ^ ^ ^

The French attacked the British center, what killed the French was the kill zone immediately in front of the British Men At Arms.

French Knights = []

........[][][][]
^ ^ ^ / / / / / ^ ^ ^

Once the French were in front of the British line, the Bowmen could hit them from extremely close range, as attested at Crecy.
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Funningly enough LOTR weapons themselves are surprisingly practical according to Skallagrim


and of course human scum can't fight for shit that's to be expected anon
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>>503625
You literally repeated exactly what I said.

Learn some basic reading comprehension, realize watching a TV show and maybe browsing Wikipedia for 30 minutes doesn't make you informed, and fuck off.


NOTHING you're posting supports your premise.

"Thsi weaposn is really effective because the people it was used against let themselves get flanked consistently" is a non-sequitor.

Javelins, and crossbows would prove effective given extended periods to fire on an unresponsive force.

Crossbows in particular would likely prove more effective.

Even then, one of the most consistent features of the hundred years war is "and then the archers engaged in hand to hand combat" because they could run out of arrows without breaking french forces.

You're describing a total failure of tactics on the part of the french, not a triumph of the longbow in defeating armor.

Were it the wonder weapon you think it is a few htings would have changed.

>the continent would have stopped paying for crossbows and fucking expensive mercenaries who used them
>the longbow would have caught traction outside of england
>the english at patay wouldn't have lost and suffered casualties at a rate of 25:1
>Marshal Boucicaul would have died at agincourt
>the archers at agincourt wouldn't have needed to charge the french
>the archers at vernuil wouldn't have been beaten and scattered at the first charge
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>>503662
>Learn some basic reading comprehension, realize watching a TV show and maybe browsing Wikipedia for 30 minutes doesn't make you informed, and fuck off.
I did not do any of this

> "Thsi weaposn is really effective because the people it was used against let themselves get flanked consistently" is a non-sequitor.
I never said that.

I clearly stated that the English created a KILLZONE you stupid fucking faggot.

People like you should be intellectually sterilized.
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>>500620
Penetrating a knight's armor is not the only way to take one out of play.
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>>503671
THE KILL-ZONE IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE FRENCH CONSISTENTLY LETTING THEMSELVES GET FLANKED.

THE LONGBOW FAILS MISERABLY IF THE FRENCH DO NOT DO THIS.

BEING EFFECTIVE WHEN USED ON THE FLANKS OF AN ENEMY IS NOT A FEATURE UNIQUE TO LONGBOWS. IT ISN'T EVEN WORTHY OF REMARK.

HOW DO YOU NOT GRASP THIS.
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>>503714
>THE KILL-ZONE IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE FRENCH CONSISTENTLY LETTING THEMSELVES GET FLANKED.
>THE LONGBOW FAILS MISERABLY IF THE FRENCH DO NOT DO THIS.

You're a stupid cunt, the whole strategy of the English was to suck the French into KIllzones, that is why the English fought at Crecy and Agincourt.

You obviously don't understand strategy at all, or the history of Agincourt or Crecy.

I would say fuck off, but I'm leaving this dank thread, seeing that it is polluted by plebs such as yourself, bye bye faggot.
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>>503714
The Killzone was a result of the poor terrain combined with English fortifications already present.
When it came down to the actual fight, the technicalities didn't matter. Agincourt itself was a result of tactical brilliance on the part of the British. The effect of the Longbow in that battle was the early harassment from extreme range that enticed the French to attack into the killzone in the first place.
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>>503547
Do you know how fast a horse can cross 30m?

The Mary Rose was 130 tears after Agincourt by the way. It's insane that people assume the longbows were exactly the same.
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>>501140
It's amazing no officer though of doing that and had their men do it too.
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>>501632
But the horses jump over the pikes, because that's totally possible.
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It's hard to be critical of movie cavalry charges because nobody knows how they really worked. Prior to the 1800s people didn't really wrote blow-by-blow battle accounts.

Horses probably did not literally collide with formations of men at galloping speeds. That would trip over the horse and not advantage the rider either. It is more likely that they charged at trotting speed and relied on their lance, sword or pistol to break up the enemy into chunks that could be navigated around.
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>>503806
How about you watch the fucking movie. You clearly see the sunrise crest over the hill which blinds the Uruk-Hai and they drop their pikes to cover their eyes in pain plus it is implied there is some Gandalf light magic seeing as he is a wizard and the fire ring bearer.
p.s. it's a fantasy movie
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>>500270
Thats not even the most retarded scene

>Lets charge into thousands of pikemen
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>>501101

funny how the machine gun was known long before that battle yet they employed a derp tier tactic
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>>503861
The weapon was known, the full effect of it was not.


You need to understand, column attacks are a thing that had worked for a LONG time.

They still do, in certain contexts.
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>>503844
that's not even the most retarded thing in that scene
>charging full gallop down a steep hill in tight formation
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>>503870
The Red Army was a particular fan of using them. Typically suicidal, but actually worked pretty well under the very heavy artillery support they had.
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>>501752

they did not armour their horses
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Read about some of the battles during the Hundred Years War mate...
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>>503889
And at agincourt, almost all the french were on foot.

Of the handful of cavalry that attacked, a large number actually reached the English lines. Alive.
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>>503086

sarumans uruk are immune to the fear of light, fairly obvious considering how they attack in daylight quite often in the films. Gandalfs magic attack is probably the equivalent of a flashbang but still the horses leap through that shit like it does not matter
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>>503932

They still hate the Sun.
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>>501752
Why would you finish off a knight with a dagger when you could become rich and ransom him?
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>>503844
you are not counting the wizard on their ranks
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>>503932
Funnily enough, getting the rising sun (that has literally just crested the hill) in your fucking eye as an unknown number of fresh cavalry charges at you after a whole night's worth of combat might cause you to panic a little.
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>>500311
>I don't even know if it's in the book.
It is.
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>>500284
Bodkin arrows can melt steel plates.
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>>505629
Theoden would have lost Snowborne electoral votes if there were more recounts
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The stupidest thing in the films is this, and it was Bernard Hill's (actor playing Theoden) idea that Peter Jackson approved:
https://youtu.be/Ryy5U2mNTJU?t=2m55s
This is just pants-on-head stupidity. It would damage Theoden's sword and his men's spears. You could argue that Theoden's sword was ceremonial and he was going to throw it away and use his real sword or some shit like that, but his men's spears? Did they all bring some kind of ceremonial spears?
Jackson is touched in the head.
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>>505044
Because the age of chivalric ransoming was dead or dying.
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>>506078
Huh, the link doesn't pop up correctly. Skip to 2:55.
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>>506078
Really, that's what you think is stupid about this scene?

How about the way the horses collapse like they've been hit by meteors when they get shot by the arrows.
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>>506110
You've fought in mounted battles with bowmen and know whereof you speak?
Or maybe you've just seen newsreel footage. Of mounted battles with bowmen?
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>>506119
You haven't, so what's your point?

I've read historical accounts of archery being used against cavalry. Horses didn't just collapse when they get hit by arrows, they bucked around.

Even deer rarely just collapse when they get hit, even when they're shot in the heart or lungs. And horses are a LOT bigger than deer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okn_OS9twok
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I'm more annoyed how empty Middle Earth feels. Like what do Orcs even do aside from pillage.
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>>500270

Nigga there are weak points

also the tactical retardation of this particular charge was due to Denethor losing his mind and wanting to send his son on a suicide mission, Faramir knew full well it was the dumbest idea imaginable
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>>506174
try and get meat on their menu
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>>506209

That's usually in short supply, the typical orc fare is maggoty bread
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>>506119
Quadrupeds of that size don't react that way when shot.

If they did, hunters wouldn't need to learn to follow blood trails when shooting deer in the FUCKING HEART.
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>>506174
Tolkiens going for a dark ages Britain feel, when all of England had a lower population than London does today.

Empty is fairly appropriate.
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>>505044
not all prisoners are worth their upkeep
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>>505044
And risk them escaping to fight against you again?
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>>503870
>>503882
Column attacks stopped being used after the American Civil War and the Crimean War. The tactic used in 1915/1916 was not a column.
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>>506209
>>506174
Only the area around mount doom is the volcanic wasteland you see in the movie. To the east and south of the volcano there are farmlands supplying mordor. Around the sea of Nurnen If I recall correctly
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>>507444
Funily enough, after 1917 most armies started using collumns again. Not in the way 19th century soldiers would have done it, marching massed in a massive formation. But a column on the individual level. Every soldier would walk a few meters behind the soldier in front of him, like modern soldiers still do. This is was also referred to as a column
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>>500280
underrated post
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>>503844

Yea..it's stupid but what was the alternative here? Behind the Orcs was Helms Deep, which would prevent them from being surrounded. Flanking maneuvers seemed to be impossible/difficult as well as there was a mountain to the sides of the Orcs.
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>>507494
Exactly. Horses are gigantic, powerful beasts and yet they have a prey-animal's mindset. They run from danger, fighting is so fucking low on their instinct list, they might defend their young but thats about it. Theyre not bloodthirsty at all, they simply wont charge into a pointy mass of men, no matter what the rider wants, that horse is going to break the illusion of control in a heartbeat and youll remember that compared to this animal, youre like a Chihuahua.

An arrow wont even knock a man on his ass most of the time, to a horse its like getting shanked with a half-inch blade. Sure it hurts, but youre still gonna run away for a bit because your adreneline and survival instinct want to avoid another injury. The horse goes into an instinctual "run the fuck away" mode, it will hardly notice the arrow in the panic. A human might die in a few hours from a wound like that, but a horse? Probably walk it off.
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>>508070
Meant to respond to
>>506153
>>506293
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>>506078
Aside from a sword's flat tapping a spear's socket not doing much damage to either, people have historically done stupid things to their weapons for the sake of morale. The Almogavars famously struck rocks with their spears to make sparks fly. This damages the weapon, but in battle the effect of encouraging themselves and frightening the enemy is more important than keeping your weapon in good condition.
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>>508232

Not to mention they all expect to die in the coming battle, so a few clips in a blade and scratches on a Lance is the least of their worries.
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>game of thrones
>Stannis leads a cavalry charge into a forest
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> huge gaping face
> unarmored horse that would break the users neck if fell
> thousands of arrows
> thin armor, look
> also this happened in real life in a fight between the French and British
> probably composite bows from abundance of killing and lack of wood in mordor
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>>500270
Crecy
Poitiers
Agincourt
Flodden
cerignola
Pavia
Bicocca

Wherever I go, I must also charge!

Vive le France (and french allies)

hon hon hon.
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>>500270
>"I don't understand what movies are"

You know what else I hated? hobbits aren't even real? DAE think that's historically innacurate?
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>>500284
Wasn't it because they all dismounted due to a muddy field?

Wasn't really a charge.

Though it wouldn't change much honestly.
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>>508817
Crecy was a mounted charge, poitiers and Agincourt mostly on foot.
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>>508745
With light cavalry
In loose formation

I don't think they could fuck it up more.

That said they were facing an already defeated army of stone age tribal people.
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Most charges actually worked, you underestimate the psychological impact of a bunch of steel-clad armed horsemen charging screaming at you. Most formations would break before impact.

We only know about the times they don't because those were the exceptions.
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>>508931
>Most formations would break before impact.

Slightly after is what's described in period manuals and even 18th and 19th century sources though.
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>>508931
Fun fact, that ilustrates french knights geting reked by the lightly armed Catalan Company mercenaries
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>>508931

Ummmm no?

Most charges failed. In fact almost all charges failed. A horse will almost never willingly charge into a group of people. There are notable instances where cavalry have broken an enemy formation but this is very rare (and an exciting read).

Most of the time Cavalry would run down fleeing enemies who had broken formation.
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>>509278

To explain the last point often a formation breaks by something else AND THEN the cavalry come in to run the enemy down.
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>>509278
>Most charges failed. In fact almost all charges failed
>A horse will almost never willingly charge into a group of people.

Is this bait or is Keegan/lindybeige the only "historian" you ever heard talking about cavalry?
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>>508931
what is a good example of a successful charge
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>>509306
Chuck me some sources, because I have only heard people who get their history from video games say stuff like this.
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>>509333
Blaisse de Montluc memoirs (battle of Ceresole specifically) (Charging through a fully formed unhurt pike block, thrice)
The memoirs of Bayard are well worth the short read.
If you can read German I recommend the memoirs of Georg von Ehingen
If you can read French then Le Jouvencel is your go to book on knightly matters, thought Christine de Pizan is also worth the read if you're into that sort of stuff.

Roman and Ancient Greek stuff is a little less specific but still good.

Then there are a ton of Napoleonic writers who discuss the merits of heavy and light cavalry and specifically say why heavy horses are good in formed charges.

Here is an interesting bit from a recent osprey publications:

"While the difficulty of finding suitable horses could inhibit the formation
and maintenance of the heaviest cavalry, many commentators remarked on
the power of the heavier mounts. A light cavalry officer, William Hay,
observed the charge of the Union Brigade at Waterloo at close hand:
They came down the slope … like a torrent, shaking the very earth,
and sweeping everything before them … the heavy brigade from their
weight went over [the infantry] and through them … it struck me with
astonishment, nor had I till then, notwithstanding my experience as a
cavalry officer, ever considered what a great difference there was in
the charge of a light and heavy dragoon regiment, from the weight and
power of the horses and men"

Then there are some even more recent accounts of (I believe Texan cavalry) who had a commander tell his men to use their horse as weapon "Let the flesh and bone of your horse be your weapon" or something along that line.

Modern day experimentation has also shown horses will charge people if you train them too, at Hastings reenactment a guy actually did it on his own (much to the annoyance of the guys getting hit). Proffesor Junkelman has trained a horse to charge shield walls too for his Roman studies.
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>>509331
Lots of battles by Alexander, the Parthians, Hastings, Muret, Lechfeld, the crusades etc etc.

Wikipedia even has a list m8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_(warfare)#Notable_charges
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Oh by the way here is a good video of a very skinny horse charging a full grown man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PbVIl7DRDo
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>>509306
What's wrong with Keegan?
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>>509407
He started the whole "horses won't charge a solid body of men" thing while primary sources of several millenia and practical experiments can disprove that in an instant.

Just because a horse is not naturally inclined to do something doesn't mean you can't train him, really you could teach them to do anything but flying. Movies horses are trained to jump through flames and glass, can sit around with pistols being fired near their ear and such. Same goes for humans who can cope with high stress environments we aren't naturally designed for. Like riding unicycle a few hundred meters above the ground on a rope between two skyscrapers.
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>>509333
not him, but think about it this way:

I'm sure you're one of those people who subscribes to the "horsemen only pursued and never charged into formations." If that's the case, why would heavy cavalry have existed for thousands of years?

Take this battle (located in modern day Albania) between a Norman force, infamous for their heavy cavalry charges, and a mixed Greek and Varangian force. The Normans ended the battle with a ~500 man strong heavy cavalry charge, completely routing the Byzantine army.

I can't even envision the terror that those Greek soldiers felt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dyrrhachium_(1081)
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>>506088

Which was the entire point of Shakespeare's Henry V. The French were representatives of the old medieval order fighting by old methods - honourable but doomed. Henry was using modern methods and represented the future, and of course England's domination of it in the context of the play. Henry was showed as merciless but inevitable.
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>>509430
That too.

If cavalry charges relied on what you say it's essentially a game of chicken.

In that case the size, speed or armor of a horse and rider, hell even his weapon would be totally irrelevant. You would also rarely have a successful charge against everyone who has fought a single battle. That wasn't the case in real life.

Guys like Machiavelli even said pikes were needed to stop a cavalry charge even though he disliked pikes. If a horse won't charge a solid formation holding a butter knife towards horses would be enough to scare them off right?
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Im: >>509333

I was under the impression that this was the case:

The force of impact generated by cavalry, provided it was engaged at the proper moment, was out of all proportion to its numbers.

As in, when they did their job properly it was devastating. The issue is when they do their job properly.

Anyway I will read through your stuff and see.
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>>509428
Oh. Is the rest of his information useable or no?
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>>509452
>The issue is when they do their job properly.

The effectiveness of a cavalry charge is not the casualties caused in the first contact or the few enemies killed in the moments of confused melee afterwards. It's a matter of breaking unit cohesion and routing the enemy. Basically to turn a formation of 500 men into 500 panicked individuals in disorder. Key elements in this unit cohesion were officers and banners/flags which provided a rallying point.

Bringing down the banner and routing the unit was the goal because standing still and fighting a melee contest against (the more numerous) infantry is always going to work out bad for the cavalry. That is why repeated charges were the bread and butter of heavy shock cavalry. Sometimes the first charge did the trick and routed the enemy but if the enemy was experienced and had a high morale you would need multiple or you could not succeed at all.

After the Battle of Marignano the French king wrote home of how he charged the Swiss no less than 10 (or 20) times. Each time the Swiss managed to retain their unit cohesion and reform.

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>>509457
The rest is good in my opinion.
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>>509481
From Verbrugge the art of war in the medieval world:

>Saladin's son is a valuable witness for the tactical significance of the standard. He described the
annihilation of the royal army of the kingdom of Jerusalem by the lake of Tiberias at Hattin in 1187:
'I found myself next to my father in battle… When king Guy de Lusignan was on the hill with his
knights, they made a tremendous charge against our troops and drove them back to my father. I
looked at him and noticed that he had become sad and pale, and was holding his beard in his hand.

>Suddenly he ran forward shouting ''Show that the devil is a liar!" The Moslems then charged the
Franks, who retreated and rode back up the hill. As soon as I noticed that the Franks were
withdrawing and the Moslems were pursuing them, I shouted joyfully, "We have put them to
flight!" But the Franks returned and made a second charge, and drove our troops back to where my
father was. He did as he had done before, and again our men drove the enemy down the hill. I cried
out again
>"We have driven them off!" But my father turned and said to me, "Be quiet, and do not
say that they are beaten until you see the king's banner is down." A little later we saw the banner go
down: then my father sprang off his horse and threw himself on the ground to thank God, and wept
with joy
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>>509457
all of his information is speculative. I didn't like his "Roman Hastati only carried two Pilum" argument.

We know that they had two types of Pilum, the lighter and heavier ones made of iron and lead respectively (or to be more accurate, was weighed down with a lead ball). His argument was that they carried one light and one heavy, the light one for a long-range volley and the heavy one for a pre-charge volley to disrupt enemy lines, similar to how the Frankish throwing axes were used.

While it's a fair assumption to make, that's all it is. A pure assumption with no evidence backing it up at all. Just what he THINKS is what HE would have done.
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>>509492
Well there are accounts of the Roman hastati (or post marian legionaries) using the Pilum as anti-cavalry spear which seems rather odd when looking at their construction.
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>>509484
cont.

This account by a soldier who was actually on the battlefield is confirmed by the Rule of the
Templars. The flag was not just a useful and practical assembly-point round which the troops regrouped
themselves, but also the symbol of resistance, for the troops fought on as long as the banner
was flying. The Rule of the Templars stated explicitly that a knight who was cut off from returning
to his own banner in battle had to continue the fight under the first Christian banner he came to. If
the Christian army were defeated, no Templar might leave the field as long as a Christian banner
was still flying. When no banners were left flying he could then seek refuge
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>>500311
front ranks had fucking pikes
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>>509506
Besides ensuring that the banner was guarded, the Templars had other rules. It was strictly forbidden
to attack with the lance to which the banner was attached, and even the lance itself, round which the
reserve banner was rolled, might not be used against the enemy. Violation of this rule meant risking
the loss of the Templar's habit If any damage resulted from his action, he was dismissed from the
Order, and might even be put in irons and thrown into prison. He could never act as a commander of
the knights again. It was dangerous for the course of the battle to let the flag fall, and the Rule of the
Templars emphasised this: 'If the banner comes down, the men on the edge of the battle do not
know why this is, and may think the Turks have cut it down. Besides, the enemy can more easily lay
hands on the banner if it is used as a lance than if it is waving freely in the air. If the troops lose their
banner, they are shocked, and this can lead to terrible defeat. For this reason it is most strictly
forbidden to strike with the lance of the standard.'
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>>509500
yeah sorry, I used the word hastati to mean swordsman. Probably would've been a bit confusing. I meant legionaries, thanks.
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>>509492
Does he make it clear that it's conjecture on his part? That's the main thing. For all people like to shit on Herodotus, the dude did speak up when things sounded fishy to him.
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>>509513
*note from me.

The Landsknecht pikemen had ensigns with banners and after one of the bloody battles in the Italian wars a young ensign was found with both arms chopped off and the banner clenched between his teeth, again showing how critically important those things could be.

The Rule of the Templars and Landsknechte were about 3 centuries apart.

Romans had banners for Centuries IIRC and they were partly deified or at least held in high esteem, higher up you had the legionaries with their golden Aquila standard. We all know how important those were.
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>>509515
he generally does start with the words "I think," but recognize that a fair portion of his history of arms and their use is just his own speculation.
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>>509533
cont.

Cavalry regulations at the end of the nineteenth century emphasised that the cavalry was at no time
more vulnerable than just after a charge. Order had to be restored forthwith, and the units had to be
formed up again. 'In an army of knights, the unit round the banner serves the same purpose in some
measure, but there is no question whatever of grouping, of signals and commands during a battle,
any more than there is of an outflanking movement during an attack, or of protection against an
outflanking movement of the enemy, of a second wave, or of reserves, for the deciding factor lies in
the hand-to-hand fighting. Then there is no more leadership, the fighting is left entirely to the knight
himself, to do whatever damage he can to the enemy, where and how he can.'
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>>509539
We shall soon prove that this categorical assertion of Hans Delbrück is entirely erroneous. First of
all, we have the evidence of the chansons de geste, and rather than draw a general conclusion from
those which we have studied, we will let a scholar who has studied them very closely speak about
this. L. Gautier, in his book La chevalerie, says: 'In general, from the eleventh to thirteenth
centuries, there is no true strategy (for this read tactics) employed in large encounters or small
skirmishes. The commander of the ost (host, or army) invariably splits his knights into a certain
number of units, called batailles or échelles. He groups them, so far as possible, according to their
nationality or regional origin … In front of all his units, which he deployes in a single line stretched
across the field, he places his vanguard, his attack force. Behind his échelles, he places his
rearguard, a true reserve383
which must not take part in the battle until towards the end of the day or
in case of desperate need, to precipitate the resolution or hasten the victory
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>>509549
There is a parallel example in the victory of Simon de Montfort in the battle of Muret in 1213,
which was remarkable for several reasons. The commander gave the order to make a mass attack
right through the enemy units: 'Do not stop to fight with the front line of the enemy, but press on,
like Christian knights, into the enemy formations'. When they went into battle, 'they all charged as
they were ordered and penetrated right through to the king of Aragon.'415
While two units were thus
forcing their way into the enemy ranks, Montfort attacked the flank with the reserve, and during the
pursuit this corps resumed its role of reserve to be able to stand by the pursuing knights.
At Bouvines, too, victory went to the better-ordered French units, who defeated Ferdinand's and
Otto's army, which had advanced too quickly.
Many reliable sources show the importance of good order. Nithard attributes the defeat of count
Wido to it in 834. The Histoire de Guillaume le Maréchal demonstrates its importance in
tournaments. Villehardouin gives it as the reason for the defeat of the emperor Baldwin I and for the
deliverance of the remnants of his army, and we have quoted descriptions of close and smartly
ordered formations in the chansons de geste. There are other equally remarkable examples.


Read the wiki for giggles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Muret
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>>509569
Breaking through an enemy formation could however result in the annihilation of the small units
who were carrying out this manoeuvre. This was especially true if the unit that broke through was
too small, and it clashed with troops from the second enemy battle line, as the example of Berthout
of Malines at Worringen shows.432
Therefore the knights preferred to turn back immediately after
the break-through. In other cases they attacked the enemy from the rear, to break through again, as
at Bouvines. There are descriptions of this in many of the epic poems. 'Strike, kill, turn everything
upside down in the mêlée until you have pushed through the enemy ranks and then attack them
again all together', is the advice in Girart de Roussillon433
But a flank attack was well thought of too. The crusaders' enemy in the East systematically sought
to encircle the opposing army, and the soldiers in the First Crusade took appropriate countermeasures.
They always tried to protect their own flanks while attacking the enemy in the rear or
flank. The first important battle in this crusade, at Dorylaeum in 1097, was decided by a flank
attack

Is anyone still reading this thread and my pasta?
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>>509579

Not the guy you were responding to, but I've been keeping an eye on this thread.

I'm the Tolkien nut upthread, I don't have much to say when it comes to historic tactics. I can tell you more about what's in RoTK if you're interested though.
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>>509579
>Is anyone still reading this thread and my pasta?

Please continue. I didn't realise this was pasta and thought you were writing all this off the top of your head, but in any case please continue.
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>>509599
Well I am going to bed now but the book I was copying that from is quite good.

It's old and written in a time when people still thought Germans had an innate lust for war but really good when it comes to analyzing primary sources and disproving everything Victorians have written about medieval warfare.

http://www.amazon.com/Warfare-Western-Europe-Century-History/dp/0851155707


>>509595
Knights of Dol Amorth > anything Rohan has to offer right?

Why do the rangers of Illethien (you know what region I mean) wear masks? Are they afraid an orc is going to recognize them from a wanted poster?
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>>503861
Well, prior to the war, the European powers did know exactly what the machine gun was capable of, and were training their armies in fire and move tactics. However, the war broke out before anyone was really for it, so they never really finished getting everyone up to scratch.

At the Somme, the British figured that they could compensate for their woefully untrained conscripts by throwing a huge amount of artillery at Jerry, at which point the infantry just had to mop up and hold against any counter attacks. This didn't work, because they had no idea how to properly use artillery. The reason they kept going is that, grisly as it was, they really did make gains, and they figured the Germans would cracks first. Failing that, they could at least take some pressure off Verdun
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>>509403
Here is another vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQeXkeJlyE
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>>509278

Except the only reason why the Crusaders won many of the battles in the 1st crusade was because of the Cavalry charge.
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>>509632

>Knights of Dol Amorth > anything Rohan has to offer right?

This is a tougher question than you might think at first, because quite simply, what you read in Lord of the Rings isn't necessarily "What happened" for a given value of "happened" since we're talking about a work of fantasy.

Tolkien created a kind of fake mythological arc, not a fake romance or a fake history. And he's very concerned with the "historiography" for lack of a better word, how stories get told and retold and eventually written down, and then translated and re-copied through the ages until Tolkien came along and translated what he had into English, if you believe the frame tale set out in the Introduction to the Fellowship.

The stuff concerning Rohan is especially iffy, whether by deliberate lying of his fictional authors to exaggerate the impact of the human-group they bear close linguistic kinship to, or just ignorance of a lot of stuff due to not riding themselves: but a lot of the descriptions of the Rohirrim cast doubt on their actual chops as horsemen. In both the Battle of the Fords of Isen, and at Pellenor once the chips go down, they're all suddenly on foot and fighting in shield-walls. When they march on mordor, Eomer is all gung-ho that an unhorsed Rohirrim is as good as an infantryman. The ride from Edoras to Mundburg is 306 miles by the road, which they think they can do in a week, but then they take a detour around the roadblock force, on a narrow forest path, and THEN fight for about a day and a half straight, and somehow, their horses don't drop dead of exhaustion through all of this.

The "real" Rohirrim very probably didn't fight from horseback at all, and were more like the Saxons in real life rather than the mythological construction that you see on the pages.
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>>509632

sorry, ran over the character limit.

>Why do the rangers of Illethien (you know what region I mean) wear masks? Are they afraid an orc is going to recognize them from a wanted poster?

The probable real reason is that the sort of imagery Tolkien usually associates with Gondor is from the late WRE and early ERE periods, and battle-masks were at least something associated with the imagery of that period. (I don't feel qualified to discuss whether or not they really wore them into battle)

As for "in-universe" reasons, orcs are hardly the only forces Sauron has at his disposal, and remember, he's regarded much akin to an evil god, not just an enemy king they're warring against. This is a world where the forces of Evil really can fuck you up on a personal basis if they're pissed off enough (See: Hurin and family), and one whom every crow and raven could be a spy for. Hiding your identity might not be such a bad idea.
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>>506078
m8 if your spear gets damaged by a light slap of a sword, you have no business bringing it to battle in the first place.
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Horses are major vicious assholes btw, and are really fucking dangerous.
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>>509707
Masks like these?
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>>509707
What happened to Hurin?

I only read the trilogy
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>>509765

Yeah, at least to the opinion of a total amateur.
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>>509772

Ok, so this is the First Age, where you have an even longer and possibly less accurate chain of transmission, since everything that's written down is "Bilbo's rendition of Elvish poems about the Elder Days"

BUT, assuming everything written is true:

>Big Bad Morgoth (Sauron's boss) steals a trio of ultra-important gems and fucks off to the far north of the world.
>A bunch of Elves swear undying revenge and follow after him.
>Kick the ass of a lot of his orcs and other monsters, but can't break down his fortress of Angband
>Roughly 400 years of siege
>In this period of time, humans make it over to Beleriand, and the Elves befriend them, in part because the humans can help swell out their armies.
>One of the main human chieftains is a guy named Hurin, who has the usual heroic traits of brave and strong and mighty in battle and steadfast, etc.
>Eventually, Morgoth gains the upper hand, launches a limited successful offensive, and then really, really kicks the crap out of the good guys at a battle called Nírnaeth Arnoediad (Sindarin for "Unnumbered tears") In the course of the retreat from the battle,, Hurin is captured trying to buy time for some of the few elven lords to make it off the field. He manages to bring down 70 trolls while doing it.
>Morgoth is pissed at this defiant human brought to him, and puts a curse on his entire family (A wife, a son, and a daughter)
>Who then make a series of tremendously bad mistakes made worse by having absolutely awful luck, whenever anything that possibly can go wrong, it will go wrong.
>Turin goes on to become probably an even greater warrior than his father, but his impatience to do battle with Morgoth's forces always ends badly, and while he does slay the first dragon ever, his antics lead him to the accidental deaths of some of his best elven friends, the destruction of the single biggest Noldor kingdom in Beleriand, and incest marriage to his sister when they both lose their memories.
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>>509772
Everything
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>>509749
>horses
>vicious

Theyre the biggest pussies in the world. A rat will stand its ground longer than a horse, their first instinct is to run the fuck away. Hence why they run so fast and have no clear offensive weapons besides pure size
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>>509492
I've seen reasonable arguments that they carried ONE.

And having fought with a shield, that's the one I accept in the absence of a primary source, because i'd be dropping the second one constantly.


You sure as fuck won't see me put that in a book, though.
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>>510069
Warhorses were well known for being viscous cunts who liked to kick, bite, and fight. You still see a few horses that behave that way today.

Members of the SCA have tried mounted fighting somewhat recently, and found it is impossible to do safely, because the horses are too active-either they don't like it and bolt, rider and all, or they REALLY like it and do shit like bite the other guy and pull him out of the saddle or attack the other horse.
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>>509793
>hurin watches morwen die before his eyes.
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>>510069
a testosterone filled stallion can fuck you up good
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>>509434
This is also reflected in how most of Henry's army was comprised of either levy archers or professional Men-at-Arms who also didn't charge randomly like cobbled together nobles. Noble Knights were most effective during the 12th and 13th centuries, the "Golden Age" of chivlary. Post that point IMO, they only really showed their use again as Gendarmes, professional knights who were trained as a military unit rather than cocky young adults lusting for glory.
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>>500284
There were like 500 french knights there, and there was no massive charge.
And probably around 5% of the french actually were injured or died, the battle ended with a retreat since morale broke.

You are only proving his point.
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>>501043
>Amazing how not one horse hit a pike. Not fucking one. No broken legs on those piles of corpses the horses are charging over, not one animal chickens out in the face of horsey armageddon
wait a minute buddy, some of the horsemen are killed when the Èored slams into Gothmog's forces. they are instantly tossed around and trampled.
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>>511418
Talking about the movie. I didnt see a single rohirrim die the whole battle scene
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>>512449

https://youtu.be/8Tgi-j56ueU?t=3m15s

You see a few fall from the archery barrage right here, among other scenes.

And I must say, even though the casting of Gothmog as an orc slightly annoys me, that facial expression he has when he realizes "They're not stopping" is amazing.
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>>512550
Isn't there a Gothmog the orc, named after Gothmog the balrog?
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>>512620

RoTK's Gothmog is almost certainly named after the the first age Balrog, there's nothing in the books stating he was an orc.

We only get one line about him, how Gothmog, Lieutenant of Morgul, takes over command after the Witch-King falls, and calls for their reserves to enter the battle, but two things about that one scant statement I'd like to point out:

1) He's a "Lieutenant" of a major Mordor citadel and second in command overall of the force. Given how untrustworthy and stupid most orcs are, this is highly odd.

2) He has a Sindarin name, which would literally be unique among Orcs, they all otherwise have orcish names.


Best guess is that Gothmog was a human, and my second guess would probably be a Nazgul.
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>>512639
I see. I would rate the probability as Nazgul (or evil Maiar of some unknown kind) as #1, and orc as #2, since orcs are (at times) implied to be immortal until killed, making them more convenient.
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>>512672

I still think the most likely probability is he's like the other "lieutenant" we hear about, this time the one of Barad-Dur, who was definitely human, albeit an evil and possibly magically adept human.
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>>512550
I was referring to the helms deep charge, the horses falling to a single arrow is another ridiculous matter entirely.
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>>509701


Literally wut?
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>>505044
>Why would you finish off a knight with a dagger when you could become rich and ransom him?
The French sacked the English Baggage train and the English thought they were about to be outflanked, having a large amount of prisoners in the heat os a desperate struggle was a huge risk, the prisoners could turn on the English when they were completely stretched.
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>>512672
>>512678
I think it most likely that he was human. Sauron had shitloads of humans in his employ, including "black numenoreans" who, though I'm pretty sure they had stopped speaking Sindarin, usually had Sindarin names.
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Tolkien hated Protestants and Germans.

The oldest enemy of Middle Earth was based upon Melchior Hoffman.
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melchior_Hoffman
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>>513433
>Tolkien hated Protestants and Germans.
Tolkien specifically said he disliked allegory and he was a scholar of germanic language and culture so I doubt he had much against either germans or protestants, especially considering most of England is protestant.
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>>513433

He saw himself as German, and his primary purpose in writing LoTR and his other stuff in the same setting was to re-create an Anglo-Saxon based tradition.

And how exactly is Melko/Melkor/Morgoth based on Hoffman there? He's clearly a Paradise Lost Satan expy.
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>>513448

Tolkien was a Catholic
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>>513448
>Tolkien specifically said he disliked allegory

"I do think of the 'Dwarves' like Jews: at once native and alien in their habitations, speaking the languages of the country, but with an accent due to their own private tongue..."

"The dwarves of course are quite obviously - wouldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic obviously, constructed to be Semitic."

It was so blatant than nazis thought he must be a Jew himself.

>considering most of England is protestant

http://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2008/01/the-catholic-fantastic-of-ches

Tolkien also thought the Protestant Reformation to be a terrible error, insisting that the cathedrals of England were stolen Catholic property. Neither was he happy that his friend and companion, C. S. Lewis, remained what Tolkien derisively called “an Ulster Protestant.”

>against Germans

" I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride."
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>>500341
But they knew the primary force of the Rohirrim was freed from their control so that they would have to deal with cavalry and it would be the enemies primary force. And they where right, but they where attacked mid way through a seige and it broke their morale.
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>>513478
>Tolkien was a Catholic
He was also an Englishman.

>Tolkien also thought the Protestant Reformation to be a terrible error
Tolkien had a lot of similar ideas about the history of England but it's a tremendous leap to say he hated protestants.

Neither was he happy that his friend and companion, C. S. Lewis, remained what Tolkien derisively called “an Ulster Protestant.”
Ulster protestants are a particular group who have a reputation for vicious anti-catholic sentiment.

>" I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride."
I'm fairly sure I've read that letter, in the same book I read that Tolkien disliked allegory. A nazi asked Tolkien if Northmen were Aryans his books were alegory for a load of /pol/ shit, Tolkien told him to fuck off and that Aryans were persians. He was angry at the nazi rhetoric in your man's comment and responded accordingly. He wasn't wrong either as the German good name has been destroyed by Naziism.

>"I do think of the 'Dwarves' like Jews: at once native..... to be Semitic."
The dwarves language was based on Semitic grammar and they lived in similar circumstances but they were not directly based on Jews. He said that none of his peoples were based on real-world peoples. He often used real-world cultures as to influence his world and he explained his cultures with reference to real-world people, for example likening Rohan with Anglo-Saxon England without norman influence, using finnish and welsh for elvish, and explaining notions of gondorian kingship with reference to Egypt and Rome.

He said also that none of his peoples were to be seen as allegories for the real world, indeed none of his mythos was a reference to the real world at all, excepting some religious things

He made a point of this in the letters I read, whenever someone asked him.
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>>513671

Not him, but I would not take Tolkien's letters as 100% gospel truth about his own intentions. In one of his letters, he mentions that the Ring can't be an allegory for nuclear weapons: If it was, Saruman would have tried to make his own ring.

He either forgot or didn't want to let the fact that Saruman did in fact try to make his own ring get in the way of his point here.
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>>512829
>the horses falling to a single arrow is another ridiculous matter entirely.

While I'm hardly some kind of equestrian battle expert, I've seen horses flip their shit and fall over because they saw an unusually shaped piece of wood. It seems pretty believable to me.
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>>500555
this
Théoden's speech is given as they're going through the outer wall
Although in the film the charge was still quite spectacular to see
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>>513818
In the heat of battle, a warhorse isnt going to stop running from an arrow wound, its going to run FASTER because it doesnt want to get hit by another.
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>>513968

Theoden's movie speech is actually cribbed from two seperate speeches in the book. It's part of why the tone is so schizophrenic, his actual speech in the books is much more optimistic, the part about death and riding to ruin and the world's ending is spoken by Eomer, when he's surrounded, his horses are mostly played out, and he sees the ships of the Corsairs coming to the battlefield, and he thinks it's all lost.
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>>500859
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>>513818
> I've seen horses flip their shit and fall over because they saw an unusually shaped piece of wood.

there is a differance between a warhorse and a horse anon
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>"charging into machine guns like retards god everyone was so stupid lions led by donkeys!!!!"
>why did they just keep going they should have just turned around
>man they're so stupid they could have done _____

How the hell do you expect to take ground if you don't physically move through it no matter the opposition? What did you want them to do? They hit the shit with artillery for like three days straight before the battle and then sent in ground troops.

How else are you supposed to take something? Ask the enemy not to fire anything (it wasn't just machine guns that killed)? Ask them politely to leave? No, the allied high command did the right thing. It was costly, but it was what was necessary.
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>>514275
Correct, if faced with an entrenched position, do NOT DO the mistakes the Germans did!
Don't use smoke, do not use tanks or spearheads, don't use cover or infiltration, or supressing fire or anything, line up and walk at the enemy!
Don't even think of running or taking cover!
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>>500354
THE FATE OF US ALL
LIES DEEP IN THE DARK
WHEN TIME STANDS STILL AT THE IRON HILL
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>>509492
Are you talking about Keegan or Lindy?
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>>509331
Why do people only consider a charge "successful" if it utterly breaks the enemy?
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>>516382
Lindy made a video where he said it's possible that legionaries only carried one pilum so.
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