>Well well well
>Look who finally came out of his hole!
why are german officers reading english newspaper
>>491233
Kitchener had an insatiable appetite for male bodies.
>>491237
They just liked the pictures.
>>491233
Germans are more likely to learn English then the English.
>>491233
To my dearest darling (Whom eyes my never note this). I send you my most deepest regards as I write this out. These officers are of the most unbecoming manner. As I arrived, they on due time extracted my Japanese drawings. They then confiscated my carvings of a similar caliber. They accused me having urging to be a godless heathen. I then broke in in humors, streaking in such a manner similar to that of any angry bullfrog. I believe his name was that of "Leftenet Thundercock of the third fusiliers regiment.
>>491265
>Germans are more likely to learn English then the English.
>>491265
>Dissing Englanders and their linguistic capabilities
>then
>>492510
Sorry, English is my first language.
>>491233
>h-hey gus
>my gun is jam
>could you cut my pickelhaube pick?
>stop making fun of me
>>491233
Did people ever try having sex in the trenches?
I've always wondered about that
>>491265
It's true all the Germans I know are better at English than they have any right to be.
>>492844
Sex was invented in 1935 by the German firm "die krupps." The first attempts at proving grounds in the Soviet Union proved futile, mainly due to the use of geese. Sex was perfected during the 1939 invasion of poland when the Waffen-SS removed the geese from the equation. After the War, the United States started its sex programme using captured German scientists. They produced the wonders of sex we know today including heterosexuality and "the blowing job." Soviet claims to have invented sex in 1932 are overstated, despite their recognised expertise in "handies."
As sex was invented in the 1930s, men couldn't have had sex with each other in the first world war trenches, not even "trying" at it with primitive proto-sex concepts like frottage or tsundere chocolate giving.
>>492844
there were no women
and homosexuality was taboo in the army
>>491233
>>Well well well
>>Look who finally came out of his hole!
>>493064
They were generally only in the trenches for 1-2 weeks before they got shipped off for R&R where they could take advantage of the Russian/French/Belgian/Turkish, etc hookers.
The Navy on the other hand...
>>493079
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>492872
Thanks, Michel
>>493079
>Well well well
>Look who finally came out of his cave
>Well well well
>Look who finally came out of his hole!
>>493115
>>Well well well
>>Look who finally came out of his cave
>>491233
>Daily Mail
/pol/ please
![Arnold_Böcklin_-_Odysseus_and_Polyphemus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b2S53qr.jpg "Arnold_Böcklin_-_Odysseus_and_Polyphemus[1].jpg")
>>493125
>Well, well, well
>Look who finally came out of his cave
![Ii7xoOf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AHlxZBd.jpg "Ii7xoOf[1].jpg")
>>493315
>Well, well, well
>>493376
>>492769
10/10 underrated post
