Historical Rivalries
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A place for famous rivalries of history
Smug and Smugger
Alexander/Jefferson
Hitler/Stalin
One could only imagine what crazy shit Stalin would have done if he captured Hitler alive
>>483610
>rivalry
>implying edison wasn't an invention stealing assbag with less scientific know how than a pickle
>implying Tesla wasn't one of the greatest scientist and inventors of his age
>>483633
Except nobody implied any of that.
It is a famous rivalry, even though it was somewhat one sided.
>invent a new field of mathematics
>a sperging neet starts reeing you just because you're fucking bitches and he's locked up in his basement
>>483633
>tesla glorification
he was okay, he wasn't nearly the be all end all, there are plenty of inventors and scientists whose contributions far superceed his accomplishments. And that's only looking at his contemporaries.
By and large, he was a mediocre scientist and is quite literally a meme.
>>483597
>Voltaire vs Rousseau
Was it a pretentious asshole contest?
>>483850
>Rousseau
Autist, anti social, masochism, an irresposible father who dumped five of his newborn childs to asylum.
>Voltaire
a greedy bastard, committed fraud and had sex with his nephew who hungry of his money.
>>483665
Except the Rivalry was invented entirely after they died.
>>483597
Philosophers are and detestable human beings at worse and attention whores of their respective times at best.
The whole rivalry threads are like autistic jumping, up and down for 'Kim Kardashian vs Beoynce wich bitch has better ass' article in some tabloid.
England hath long been mad, and scarr'd herself;
The brother blindly shed the brother's blood,
The father rashly slaughter'd his own son,
The son, compell'd, been butcher to the sire:
All this divided York and Lancaster
Unpopular opinion: Hegel is better
>>486578
Fuck France.
They could have sided with Charles V and saved Christianity. They could have expanded their borders too by invading the Northern HRE.
Traitorous whores to the Holy Mother, I hope Islam destroys France.
>>486775
That's not an unpopular opinion, that's a fact
>>483678
I think it was attic?
keynes/hayek
>>483633
>invention stealing assbag with less scientific know how than a pickle
>>483633
Tesla was an autistic fuck, like you anon.
>>483624
>They were secretly lovers and wanted to start the war so they could be together
>Sadly, Hitler is dragged away from capture at the last minute of the war by loyal Nazis
>Hitler hears the news of Stalin's death in 1956 and dies of loneliness and depression later that year
>Little did he know Stalin faked it after finding out Hitler was alive to be with him
>Stalin kills himself upon finding out Hitler has died
Pottery.
>>483889
Was de Sade's purpose in life to just one-up both of them in mad depravity?
>>487214
Not understanding Hegel's bullshit does not make him a better philosopher desu.
