tfw Mussolini
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>tfw Mussolini
Nice try Bob Marley
>be Mussolini
>completely change how politics are done
>implement progressive social programs without chomping out like the communists
>distribute land, tax the rich
>win the respect of your countryman and the world
>slay mad puss and work out like crazy
>reform and improve the education system
>publish a life affirming Niezstchean political manifesto under your name to inspire the masses to greatness
>tfw your dweeby meth autistic fanboy outplays you and completely destroys your entire legacy as a statesman
>spend the last years of your life in self sacrifice in order to save your country from his autistic meth addled wrath
Truly a modern day hero. RIP sweet prince
>>461678
tom jones?
>>463753
>>implement progressive social programs
>>distribute land, tax the rich
those are completely wrong
>>461678
Somebody explain to me how and why this man is worshipped.
>>464046
>Jamaicans have drought
>this dude comes there
>rain happens
>he's a prophet
>>464046
You're asking for logic in a board that has posters in abundance that think: the Holocaust didn't happen, the only cause for the Civil War was slavery, and other asinine things. Just don't even bother.
>>464056
>the only cause for the Civil War was slavery
That's the mainstream interpretation of the war.
>>463753
>slay mad puss and work out like crazy
fukkin lost it
>>461678
>people worship this murderous goon
>>464056
>the only cause for the Civil War was slavery
But that's a fact.
>>464056
Everyone knows slavery was the reason Hitler emancipated the jews before he fled to Argentina.
>>461678
>tfw Haile Selassie
