Who is the best historical waifu?
>>44818
Anne Frank or Joan of Arc
Reminder they were both likely raped.
>>44936
Reminder that Anne Frank is alive today, and married to musician Jeff Magnum
Her.
>>44936
>raped
Yae Yamamoto is mai waifu
Laura > Bice
JFK's wife. Such a PAWG in this shot [spoiler]heh get it shot[/spoiler]
Elizabeth II and Diana were the qtest in their primes
>You will never marry a woman who loves you so much that she would crush an entire people for you
>>44818
Artemisia I was pretty glorious, though she eventually an hero'd from being too yandere.
>>45212
>when u wit ur main bitch and drive by yo side piece crib
Soong Meiling
>>45223
The first yandere!
>>45251
I laughed harder than I should have
>>45223
Isn't she the one that killed all of those people by throwing flaming birds at them?
>ctrl+f
>no Catherine the Great
I mean she'll probably have you murdered if you piss her off, but it'd be worth it.
>>44818
I hope /his/ will only consist of these threads
>>45298
And then we got our first yangire
>>45212
Damn jfk was set for life
>>45287
She genuinely seemed like such a nice person. Shame her husband was such a twat.
>>45334
Kinda. She sacked a city, and she demanded everyone give her some of their birds. Once she got them, she said she was going to return them because she had done enough damage.
But, it turns out, there was a bit of sulfur hidden on each bird. When they returned to their roosts, she had her soldiers lit the roosts ablaze.
The city turned to ash within hours.
Oh, and she also:
>Had soldiers brutally slaughter 5000 drunk soldiers at a funeral
>Buried people alive
>Locked people in a giant building, then burnt the building down
A lot of pirates were women. I guess it was a way to escape being a housewife or nun.
>>44818
Queen isabel of spain
>>45508
And she was the saint of what now?
>>45543
Combustion.
>>45543
Devotion to your husbando
>>45543
Saint of Murder.
She was basically a living metal album.
>>45543
Waifus
>>45417
Fucking hell she stares right into my soul
Reminds me of that video of Stalin where you just know he had the guy behind the camera purged
>>45543
Death Metal
>>45508
>qt as fuck
>Strong family values
>Would literally kill for your love
Why can't she be alive now, lads?
>>45710
Considering she sickened and died as soon as she was separated from her supply of blood, there's a decent chance she really was a vampire.
Imagine how charming and lovely she must have been to convince Justinian to throw custom aside and marry her, as marrying actresses was illegal for Roman public officials.
Don't believe Procopius btw, he's a bitter liar. My waifu would never fuck a swan.
>>45770
Wasn't she entombed alive in her own castle or something?
Brutal way to die, even for a woman like that.
>>45797
Didn't Procopius also say she got dicked every night by 10 young men, specifying she'd have all three orifices filled?
Gráinne O'Malley
>>45543
She was pagan when it happened. She found Jesus later, though there were still a few assassinations after her conversion.
>>45797
Which Byzantine empress was it that treated her son like shit?
desu senpai
Eleanor of Aquitaine.
>>46018
I don't think anyone except maybe Louis de Funès ever looked as French as De Gaulle.
A kebab remover waifu from the chosen representing everything strong, healthy and sane.
Would give many mischlings to/10.
>>46170
And worlds best chef at that.
French/10.
>>45802
Not really.
They sealed her up in a room, but they still gave her food and so forth. It was basically just house-arrest.
>>45838
He also said they were both literally demons
>XII. PROVING THAT JUSTINIAN AND THEODORA WERE ACTUALLY FIENDS IN HUMAN FORM
>... Wherefore to me, and many others of us, these two seemed not to be human beings, but veritable demons, and what the poets call vampires: who laid their heads together to see how they could most easily and quickly destroy the race and deeds of men; and assuming human bodies, became man-demons, and so convulsed the world. And one could find evidence of this in many things, but especially in the superhuman power with which they worked their will.
>Furthermore some of Theodora's lovers, while she was on the stage, say that at night a demon would sometimes descend upon them and drive them from the room, so that it might spend the night with her.
>Another said he stood beside the Emperor as he sat, and of a sudden the face changed into a shapeless mass of flesh, with neither eyebrows nor eyes in their proper places, nor any other distinguishing feature; and after a time the natural appearance of his countenance returned. I write these instances not as one who saw them myself, but heard them from men who were positive they had seen these strange occurrences at the time.
http://sacred-texts.com/cla/proc/shp/shp15.htm
My only waifu
>>46747
Nice elf ears, Jesus
>>46096
>You will never unite the Germanic peoples
>>45838
>And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his emissaries.
Don't ask me why she hadn't heard of titty-fucking.
>>47467
>and only unite most of the germans
>>48091
No one really knows, because both before and after this, he wrote glowing praise for the emperor and his wife.
Also important to note is that this text, "Secret History", was never published. It sat unread in the Vatican archives until it was discovered in the 1600s.
>>48242
Maybe she was flat.
bitches don't know about my hypatia
[spoiler]really though, they don't[/spoiler]
>>45770
Probably had anemia.
>extra iron from injesting blood
>no more blood, not enough iron
>becomes anemic
>dies
