>fierce warriors who never lost a battle!
>but they lost almost every battle they participated in
>actually they were peaceful traders
LMAOing at vikingboos just admit your heroes were bandits in boats
WE
Muh Nordic heritage *has 3 chins*
Vikings were the ghetto rats of their time. Discuss.
Angry christkeks
>>356410
speaking of christianity norsemen converted to it
muh pagan ways lmao
>>356396
WUZ
>>356410
>Christian missionaries cut down sacred trees not giving a fuck and using the wood to build churches
Christianity is the most alpha religion. Any beta male can put on deer skins and dance around a tree.
>30 grown men kill 1 baby
>30 grown men steal's a woman's necklace and rape her
>Chased away by 30 levied peasants who took a 3 day training course with spears
We berserkers now! XD
>>357526
Good point anon, I didn't realized how faggy that actually sounds until you put it that way. Upvote and subscribed.
>>356392
Do vikingboos actually exist? I thought it was common knowledge they were barbarians who raided more successful peoples because they couldn't into civilization, and got rekt in any pitched battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5yc0ve1Nww
>best swords
>occupied most of Britain
>trade routes spanning half the globe
>first Europeans in west hemisphere
>first country to employ parliament
Successful society I don't understand your problem
>>357494
ANGRY BROWN SHITPOSTERS
>>357549
they are and they are always butthurt when someone points out they were shit fighters they resort to either:
A. muh varangian guard
B. muh berserkers (even though there was a danish warlord who said they are waste of money)
C. memes
C
I was a vikingboo once, it was more about the sense of adventure and mythology than anything else
so much this
>>356392
They had cool ships though.
this is a /pol/-tied thread
>>358838
Welcome to /his/, enjoy your stay, and Bitcoin tip your janitor
>>358845
but I thought /his/ would be like the history threads of /pol/ without the autists
>le christians are jewish keks
>le vikings were cowards
>gibsmeconstantinnople
>hitlerdindunuffin
>is X white?
>etc
can't we just discuss history without having these shit-tier memes?
>>357494
VI
>>358850
I reckon half of /his/ is either a high school dropout or from some third world country.
>>356392
BRUH... SO YOU SAYN?
