Picrelated happens and they tell you that you're being conscripted in to the army.
Luckily, you have so many philosophy books in your house that you can easily pass as a pacifist / conscientious objector.
Do you do it?
>>353456
What can they do other than jail me?
No Viet.Cong ever called me a nigger
Yes, because if I philosophically believed in the war I would have enlisted.
I have a better chance of obtaining weed and alcohol in a combat zone than in jail
shit even pizza
>>353465
>pizza mres
I would probably go with them without resisting. Not like I have anything better to do.
>>353456
Hell no. I'd sign up for the kebab removal squad.
>>353456
Yes. Because pretty much all of my philosophy books are of a christian pacifist nature.
Muh Tolstoy.
>>353469
They working on making those, for real
pizza is a force multiplier
i'll just show them my military sertificate that i've already done my time at barracks and they should come back when we're at war
>>353456
>they tell you that you're being conscripted in to the army.
Jokes on them, I already was
Well first of all I'd think it'd b pretty shady that they just burst in my apartment like that, that's not how consciption is done. Then I'd tell them I already did my conscription and show my soldier pass among other things.
>>353456
I'd join but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't put me in a combat role since I'm full of physical illnesses.
Wow I thought I was denied access for mental problems, guess not anymore. I'd ask to be sent deployed to the first infantry or something.
>>353566
Shit must be bad bro. They drafted me despite being a cripple.
